Book Titles

[ca...@gsbacd.uchicago.edu]

A few months ago somebody on the net asked for humorous book titles.
Here are a few I have heard since then:

"Rusty Bedsprings" by I.P. Nightly

"Spots on the Wall" by Hu Flung Poo

"The Tiger Attack" by Claude Balls

"Dinner With the Royal Family" by Chuck and Di

Finally, what Shakespearian comedies go by the working titles of

"Four Inches", "Six Inches", "Nine Inches", and "Twelve Inches"?
"Much Ado About Nothing", "As You Like It", "A Midsummer Night's Dream"
and "The Taming of the Shrew".

Constantino Higginbotham

[aaron.l.hoffmeyer]

In article <1990Dec21....@midway.uchicago.edu>, ca...@gsbacd.uchicago.edu writes:
>
> A few months ago somebody on the net asked for humorous book titles.
> Here are a few I have heard since then:
>
>
> "Rusty Bedsprings" by I.P. Nightly
>
> "Spots on the Wall" by Hu Flung Poo
>
> "The Tiger Attack" by Claude Balls
>

What about?

"Underneath the Bleachers" by Seymour Butts

"Holes in the Bedsprings" by Mister Completely

"100 Yards to the Out-house" by Will E. Makit

"Spots on the Wall" by Hu Flung Cum

When I was 13 I probably knew 20 of these, but that was a long time
ago.

Along this line, I once had a supervisor who told me that his brother
was a published author. He told me that the books that his borother had
written were all pretty small, but then asked if I had heard of any of
them -

"Famous Black Polo Players"

"Black Men I Have Met While Yachting"

"Jewish Basketball Players in the Hall of Fame"

"Current White Heavyweight Contenders"

etc.

[Gabe Wiener]

In article <1990Dec25.0...@cbnewsk.att.com> no...@cbnewsk.att.com (aaron.l.hoffmeyer) writes:
>> A few months ago somebody on the net asked for humorous book titles.
>> Here are a few I have heard since then:

Here's another list of them I've had kicking around my directory for a
while.

Yellow Streams I.P. Daley
The Tiger's Revenge Claude Balls
The Russian Operation I. Kochakokov
The Ruptured Chinaman Won Hung Lo
The Polish Milk Farmer I. Pulatitzki
Behind The Bushes Izzy Naked
Brown Spots On The Wall Hu Flung Shit
To The Bathroom Willy Makit
I've Got The Key Betty Wont
Sliding Down The Banister Dick Burns
Overpopulation In China Wi Fukum Yung
Overpopulation in Hawaii Kamana Wana Leia
Underpopulation in Russia Vichop Dikov
Green Spots On The Wall Pikkem McFlikkem
Over The Cliff Hugo Furst
Proctology Made Easy - Part I Ben Dover
Proctology Made Easy - Part II Ilene Dover
Epileptoid In The Stall Betty Mist
Gynecology Today Mike Hunt

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[Barbara Mathewson]

How about "Antlers in the Treetop" by who goosed the moose?

[Bryan Newell]

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>Sky Diving by Hugo Furst
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Could someone mail me a list of all these that have already been posted...
I just subscribed to this newsgroup today.

Since I don't know which ones have already gone by... Here are all the ones
I know:

40 yards to the outhouse by Willie Makit, illustrated by Betty Dont.
Tracks in the sand by Peter Dragon.
Overpopulation in China by Wi Fukim Yung.
The Tigers Revenge by Claude Bahls.
The Yellow River by I. P. Freely.
Full Moon Rising by Seymour Hiney.

That's all I can think of for now...

Bryan Newell (v...@mentor.cc.purdue.edu)