The Roswell Story

[Ubiquitous]

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947 witnesses claimed that an
unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and
cattle ranch outside Roswell , New Mexico .

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by
the U.S.Air Force and the Federal Government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948 , exactly nine
months after that historic day:

Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.;
Hillary Rodham;
John F. Kerry;
William Jefferson Clinton;
Howard Dean;
Nancy Pelosi;
Dianne Feinstein;
Charles E. Schumer and,
Barbara Boxer

were born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep... This piece of
information may clear up a lot of things.

--
It is simply breathtaking to watch the glee and abandon with which
the liberal media and the Angry Left have been attempting to turn
our military victory in Iraq into a second Vietnam quagmire. Too bad
for them, it's failing.

[David Wright]

In article <A4GdnbXuAIKE5KLa...@comcast.com>,
Ubiquitous <web...@polaris.net> wrote:

>It is simply breathtaking to watch the glee and abandon with which
>the liberal media and the Angry Left have been attempting to turn
>our military victory in Iraq into a second Vietnam quagmire. Too bad
>for them, it's failing.

Finally! Something funny posted on rec.humor!

[Tim Howard]

Ubiquitous wrote:
> Many will recall that on July 8, 1947 witnesses claimed that an
> unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and
> cattle ranch outside Roswell , New Mexico .
>
>
> This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by
> the U.S.Air Force and the Federal Government.
>
>
> However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948 , exactly nine
> months after that historic day:
>

What I know is your are either a liar, an idiot, or both.

>
> Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.;
> Hillary Rodham;
> John F. Kerry;
> William Jefferson Clinton;
> Howard Dean;
> Nancy Pelosi;
> Dianne Feinstein;
> Charles E. Schumer and,
> Barbara Boxer
>
>
> were born.
>

Feinstein was born in 1933. Boxer born in 1940. Rodham born in 1947.
Schumer born in 1950. Pelosi born in 1940. Kerry born in 1943.
Clinton born in 1946.

>
> See what happens when aliens breed with sheep... This piece of
> information may clear up a lot of things.
>

This clears up nothing because it is not true.

[peachy ashie passion]

Heh, poor Republicans, having to make up lies to try to get laughs.
All the Dems have to do is show newsreels of the President.

[MosNot]

"David Wright" <wri...@l1000.prodigy.net> wrote in message
news:4%Q%i.84$C24...@newssvr17.news.prodigy.net...

Almost as funny as your stuff.....

[Greg Evans]

peachy ashie passion wrote:

> Heh, poor Republicans, having to make up lies to try to
> get laughs. All the Dems have to do is show newsreels
> of the President.

Or videos of the spineless, Dem-majority Congress.

[peachy ashie passion]

I find that mostly provokes tears.

[Gandy Dancer© <JPJ>]

Quoted without permission; on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:28:25 -0600,
web...@polaris.net (Ubiquitous) wrote:

>Many will recall that on July 8, 1947 witnesses claimed that an
>unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and
>cattle ranch outside Roswell , New Mexico .
>
>
>This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by
>the U.S.Air Force and the Federal Government.
>
>
>However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948 , exactly nine
>months after that historic day:
>
>
>Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.;
>Hillary Rodham;
>John F. Kerry;
>William Jefferson Clinton;
>Howard Dean;
>Nancy Pelosi;
>Dianne Feinstein;
>Charles E. Schumer and,
>Barbara Boxer
>
>
>were born.
>
>
>See what happens when aliens breed with sheep... This piece of
>information may clear up a lot of things.

False
http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp