Sing Out Loud!
Tim Bruening
Hissing: Song made by a snake.
Icing: A frozen song.
Massing: A heavy song.
Missing: A girl who can't carry a tune.
Musing: A singing cow or cat.
Passing: A musical mountain path.
Passing: Sung by cars as they pass each other.
Rising: A song that makes you soar. Also levitating wheat.
Tim Bruening
Arising: A very strange and twisted song.
Buck-passing: Song by the father of a stag.
Bunsing: A US fart! (An animal found at the Cape of Good Hope,
resembling the ferret, but twice as large. When pursued, it emits an
intolerable stench.)
Ceasing: A shanty. (No, not the African tribe!)
Ceasing: A song sung by a mermaid.
nemo
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Online yeast: e-leven.
Abasing: Sound made by well-known Scanty Knavian pop group.
Abasing: Ol' man river.
Accusing: Buskers entertaing a line of people outside a theatre.
Arousing: A loud argument in an opera.
Brusing: Drunk who's had too much singing.
Causing: Musical crow.
Closing: Musical garments.
Cursing: Musical dog.
Cruising: A sea-shanty.
Ceasing: Ditto.
Easing: Mp3.
Hosing: Musical prositiute.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Icing: More Mp3.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Icing: More Mp3.
Tim Bruening
The unknowable wrote:
> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> news:p_3Yb.87762$cL.4...@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:a69c46fe.04021...@posting.google.com...
> > > Commute: Silent computer.
> > >
> > > Compassion: Computer love.
> > >
> > > Comply: Wooden computer.
> > >
> > > Complex: Computer house.
> > >
> > > Ebay: Where computers can swim and fish E-fish-cent-lee.
> > >
> > > EC: Ocean of computers.
> > >
> > > Emotions: Computer feelings.
> > >
> > > Emotions: What happens during computer court proceedings.
> > >
> > > Irate: Price of Internet access.
> >
> > Bunch of idiots using linked computers: Nitwork.
> >
> RAM: Goat with a volatile memory.
>
> EPROM: Concert for junkies.
>
> BSOD: Curtain for Windows.
>
> Hardwear: Condom
>
> WinTel: Conned 'em.
>
> Intel inside: CPU in prison.
>
> Apple Mac: Raincoat for a fruit.
>
> USB: Small American honey maker.
>
> Defrag: Piece of cloth that can't hear.
CD: Ocean of electronic recording discs.
ABCD: One disc of buzzing insect recordings
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Lord of the Rings has just won the BAFTA!
>
> Let's have a LOTR puns about it!
Lord of the Rings: Telephone God.
nemo
Q: What do you put in an electric cake?
A: 80V @ 16.666Hz . Ringing currant!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Icing: More Mp3.
Tim Bruening
soldier who blew the whistle on the Iraq prisoner abuse scandal?
nemo
Mp3: A very small parliament.
nemo
> Buddha? Asoka (The Indian king who swore off war)? Bob Woodward? The
> soldier who blew the whistle on the Iraq prisoner abuse scandal?
It ain't funny anymore.
Tim Bruening
and
Doritoes.
Michael Balarama
> I have heard that people are eating toes: Cheetoes, Freetoes, Potatoes,
> and
> Doritoes.
Kat
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Tim Bruening
Emu: Internet subatomic particle.
Ebay: Where computers swim.
Icing: Downloaded Internet songs.
Tim Bruening
Comrade: Radioactive computer.
Comstock: Stock in a computer company.
Tim Bruening
Webster: Spinning Internet.
Tim Bruening
Computerize: Computer vision.
Supercomputer: Computer on Krypton.
Tim Bruening
C-flat: Another online apartment.
B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive.
Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.
Icon: Another Internet scam artist.
Tim Bruening
Chocolate chip cookie: Favorite food of a chocolate computer.
Motherboard: Mother of a tree.
I.T.: Beverage on the Internet. E.T.: Another such beverage.
Transistor: Female sibling of computer.
nemo
> Computerize: Levitating computer.
>
> Computerize: Computer vision.
>
> Supercomputer: Computer on Krypton.
I know they use liquid nitrogen, but krypton?
I did hear of a computer engineer who stipped and broke his back because a
cat had kryptin, krypton the floor, and kryptout again.
nemo
> Webber: Cold Internet basketball player.
How come? Is thw webber freezing over there?
>
> Webster: Spinning Internet.
nemo
>
> Webster: Spinning Internet.
Cobweb: Internet hazelnut.
Webcast: Left on the surface by an Internet worm.
nemo
A-flat minor: What you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft.
nemo
> Compromise: Electronic promise.
>
> Comrade: Radioactive computer.
>
> Comstock: Stock in a computer company.
Company: Pertaining to computerised cooking pots.
nemo
Isopropyl Alcohol: What a frozen Tom/ho bathes her haemorrhoids with. (^!^)
nemo
L.T. Valve/tube radio battery named after a famous BBC lady war reporter -
AD35.
H.T. Valve/tube radio batteries named after a famous film director and his
pet apine and its cerial number: Winner and B126.
Incontinent 9V battery: PP3.
Jonners
"nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
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Resistor: About your female sibling
Diode: a poem in two parts
PCB: Anonymous copper.
nemo
Jonners <j...@43-xarun.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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A spotty twit at school used to insist on calling a Double Diode valve/tube
a Double Doodle!
It's amazing when you look at, say, an EB91/CV140 and a couple if 1N4148s
that do the same job with no filament supply and are so tiny by comparison.
Triac: Three Tibetan oxen.
Potentiometer: Measures virility.
Operational Amplifier: Enlarges a surgeon's incision.
Thyristor: Someone who gets off on brushing the junction twixt his hand and
arm against the top of someone's leg.
CMOS that's all I can think of for now.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Nehmo Sergheyev wrote:
> I saw a building next the Medical Center with a sign identifying it as
> the Nursing School. I saw nothing wrong with this until I learned babies
> know how to nurse without being taught. And worse than that, this school
> was for adults!
Two days ago, I saw two Rash Doors.
nemo
Two Rash Claat!!!
nemo
Sing-Sing: Prison for singing African Antelopes.
Antelope: Gait of your parent's sister who's got trouble with her hip
joints.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Web brrrrrrrrr.....
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
soldier who blew the whistle on the Iraq prisoner abuse scandal?
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Mon, 3 May 2004 13:15:48 -0400, "Harry Farkas" <hfa...@wowway.com> found
> these unused words floating about:
>
> >
> >"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> >news:5ntc90lrs1oi515op...@4ax.com...
> >> On Mon, 3 May 2004 12:19:47 -0400, "Harry Farkas" <hfa...@wowway.com>
> >found
> >> these unused words floating about:
> >>
> >> >"How do you like my new blue jeans?" asked Tom warily. (He was reading
> >> >Levitucus at the time.)
> >>
> >> "They're very nice." "In fact they're the best I've ever seen you wear!",
> >> Levi straussed.
> >
> >Mrs. Tom wanted to wear jeans to work, but her boss said he'd docker pay.
>
> Perhaps she could wrangler casual Fridays?
Don't skirt the issue.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40307A11...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Comcast: Computerized actors.
> >
> > Steelcast: Robot actors such as The Terminator.
>
> Arnie playing a gardener: The Germinator.
Also Arnold playing a doctor.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40307AE4...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Rumble: Druken male cow.
>
> Possible: Male cow being chased by a deputised group of armed cowboys.
Is he a Mad Cow?
Tim Bruening
"The New Mr. Humor" wrote:
> Humor fans,
>
> Let's continue clucking our beaks off with a classic "Humor from Egypt"!!!
>
> Q: What did President Mubarak say to the basketball player after his leg
> injury?
>
> A: How's knee?
>
> HH: How's knee. Hos-ny. President Hosny Mubarak is the President of Egypt.
> Get It??? Ha ha ha!!!!
You got Egypted. Syria-ously.
Tim Bruening
"fredm...@the.PC ŹŽ" wrote:
> "That looks like another Mistake to me", muttered the Doctor after he
> botched up the breast reduction surgery.
Then he made another Miss Stake: Jamming a sharp piece of wood through
the heart of a female vamp.
nemo
Icing: A Soprano, Descant or Counter-Tenor.
nemo
He should let her wear jeans. After all, Denim-bler she is, the quicker she
can work.
Levine let live. that's what I say.
nemo
> Buddha? Asoka (The Indian king who swore off war)? Bob Woodward? The
> soldier who blew the whistle on the Iraq prisoner abuse scandal?
Why did the Iraq prisoner abuse scandal have a whistle attached to it?
Edward Woodward: The actor named after three trees.
Would that Edward Woodward would wood this wood with lots of new trees.
nemo
Lister was the Germinator. No - not the pratt in Red Dwarf. He was the first
surgeon to adopt antiseptic procedures.
He hated his colleagues who said it'd never work. Against them he used
antisceptic procedures!
He gave everyone terrible sore throats too with all the car bollock acid he
sprayed over everything!
http://www.bartleby.com/people/Lister-J.html
nemo
Mad? He was fuming! Would you be pleased to be chased by a deputised group
of armed cowboys?
The cowboys were armed?
Yes! Armed and legged!
(Goon Show)
I say, I say, I say!
Waddayou say, waddayou say, waddayou say?
Last night, I shot a lion in my pyjamas!
You shot a lion in your pyjamas?? What was he doing in your pyjamas?? Oh. I
see. Anyway - was he wild?
Well he wasn't too pleased about it!
Boom boom! One in a row! Every one a Maserati!
nemo
Not Atrium-full thing to do.
nemo
Somebody strangle this moronic bastard with his 'Get it??? Ha ha ha!!!!' or
anything else that comes to hand!
Tim Bruening
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Tim Bruening
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nemo
You can tell if a spider is acrophobic by the web's height.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
KIMEVANS wrote:
> "john czarnuszewicz" <jac...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
> news:uI9zb.142460$Ec1.5...@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> > People who die find themselves in a grave situation.
> >
> > after months and months of coughin'
That one flu like a lead balloon.
Balloon: Crazy sheep.
Tim Bruening
mike wheeEler wrote:
> In article <67bssvs97fv5vjjg4...@4ax.com>,
> jaS...@gbr.online.com, J. A. Mc. was looking at the world oddly when:
> >
> >On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 05:18:00 -0800, "Nick Bell"
> ><nicand_n...@yahoo.com> found these unused words floating about:
> >>"nemo" writeth
> >>| Nick Bell wrote ...
> >>| > Renee writeth this ...
> >>| >
> >>| > I love cats. I prefer them to people.
> >>| > They don't clog the Interstate
> >>| > and they seldom vote Republican
> >>| >
> >>| > I am definitely against giving cats the vote or letting them have
> driver's
> >>| licenses.
> >>| > Especially undocumented ones. And these days an election can be won by a
> >>| whisker.
> >>| >
> >>| And when they suffered attacks of "Road Rage," they'd undergo quite a
> >>| transmogrification!
> >>|
> >>| I love cats too - but I could never eat a whole one!
> >>|
> >>You are a "cunning linguist" then?
> >>
> >>| Everybody's forgot their grammar these days. That's why the old peoples'
> >>| homes are full of 'em!
> >>|
> >>And the people who arrest them are the Grammar Police?
> >>
> >More likely the Gram morticians.
> >
> And they got recorded musical communications, they got Grammar phones..
Prisoners have cell phones, as do amoebas.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Nehmo Sergheyev <neh...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:ujCzb.93701$Vu6....@twister.rdc-kc.rr.com...
> > Q. What's the favorite bird on the Ohio Interstate Highway System?
> > A. Duck.
> >
> > Q. What's the favorite swear word on the Ohio Interstate Highway System?
> > A. Shoot.
> >
> > Q. What's the favorite car on the Ohio Interstate Highway System?
> > A. The Dodge.
> >
> > Q. What's the favorite way to order a drink on the Ohio Interstate
> > Highway System?
> > A. By the shot.
> >
> >
> Q. What are the favorite walking sticks used by dancers on the Ohio
> Interstate Highway System?
> A. Ballet Sticks!
Do dancers cast ballets in the voting booth?
Tim Bruening
Kathy wrote:
> "Buffalo Chilkat" <mam...@watering.hole> wrote in message
> news:9togqvocm60lob63m...@4ax.com...
> >
> > A window fell from high above and became embedded deeply within the
> > hindquarters of a donkey standing on the street below. What a pane in
> > the ass.
>
> Perhaps the donkey could file a glass action suit.
Against Microsoft (The makers of Windows).
Tim Bruening
Shakespeare: A trembling weapon that writes plays.
Stock King: Santa Claus.
Stocking: Head of the New York Stock Exchange.
Exchange: Former money.
nemo
Shrapnel: Old term for loose coins. (true.)
Telephone Exchange: What happened when the GPO/POC/BT swapped all the old
Bakalite instruments - the tele 162, 232, 332 etc. for the nice new cheap
and nasty plastic tele 706 range.
BTW: The cases of the first 706s were made of black Perspex which was really
a very very dark red and let just a little light through - and inside the
706 was a small resistance lamp much favoured by bald priests - a
barretta** - to stop phones situated near to the exchange from sounding too
loud and vice versa.
We had loads of people ringing up in a panic saying, "I can see something
inside my new phone burning!!"
** Used to see them in the backs of old valve/tube wireless sets. They used
to limit the current through the valve heaters when they were wired in
series and fed straight off the mains supply. Cheaper than an L.T.
transformer.
Similar arrangement with valve TV sets only with a resistor that didn't
dynamically limit the current. If you had any cents, you'd take the back off
a new set and see which valve lit up extremely brilliantly then faded down
as you switched it on and buy a couple, because that valve would be the one
certain to blow first.
There's not a lot of people know that!
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/freshwater/t232.htm
Lovely old things - weren't they.
nemo
There must be tribesmen in the deepest rain forests of the Amazon who know
that Microsoft is responsible for Windoze! We don't need to be reminded!
Anyway, I thought a glass action suit was a cunningly designed and jointed
vitreous garment used for taking exercise in.
nemo
In spite of not having Central Heating, he wrote some good music.
nemo
Amobæ actuallæ!
Amoebas are single-celled shæp!
nemo
Walloon: Crazy French-speaking Belgian person.
If they ever make Flemish the sole language over there, it'll sure make the
Walloons go up!
nemo
Nope. But they do exercises at the bar and keep knocking the other
customers' drinks out of their hands!
Pas de deux: Father of two.
Entrechat: Letting the cat in.
Pirrouette: A very small, old and very lecherous legume.
Grand Jete: Where a ship carrying a ballet company ties up.
Port de bras: Coastal town where the ballerinas get their brassieres from.
nemo
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nemo
Icicle: Two wheeled, pedal powered vehicle with outrigger skids to stop it
sliding over.
nemo
Webmaster: A spider you don't argue with.
nemo
> Buddha? Asoka (The Indian king who swore off war)? Bob Woodward? The
> soldier who blew the whistle on the Iraq prisoner abuse scandal?
Edward Woodward would too if he'd have been there.
While she's in gaol/jail, d'ya think they might give that alledgedly female
soldier who done the torturing a face transplant? When she gets out, she
might appear on the news again while I'm trying to eat!
BTW:
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> | > \___| ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( )
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> | | \ \ ( / .( . \)). ( |O )( O! @@@@ . ) .
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> ____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_
One of Dubya's troops treating a wounded Iraqi humanely!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Sliding: A sneaky bell.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
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The unknowable wrote:
> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> news:p_3Yb.87762$cL.4...@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:a69c46fe.04021...@posting.google.com...
> > > Commute: Silent computer.
> > >
> > > Compassion: Computer love.
> > >
> > > Comply: Wooden computer.
> > >
> > > Complex: Computer house.
> > >
> > > Ebay: Where computers can swim and fish E-fish-cent-lee.
> > >
> > > EC: Ocean of computers.
> > >
> > > Emotions: Computer feelings.
> > >
> > > Emotions: What happens during computer court proceedings.
> > >
> > > Irate: Price of Internet access.
> >
> > Bunch of idiots using linked computers: Nitwork.
> >
> RAM: Goat with a volatile memory.
>
> EPROM: Concert for junkies.
>
> BSOD: Curtain for Windows.
>
> Hardwear: Condom
>
> WinTel: Conned 'em.
>
> Intel inside: CPU in prison.
>
> Apple Mac: Raincoat for a fruit.
>
> USB: Small American honey maker.
>
> Defrag: Piece of cloth that can't hear.
CD: Ocean of electronic recording discs.
ABCD: One disc of buzzing insect recordings
nemo
Icing: Descant or Counter Tenor - or in the bad old days - Castrato! (^!^)
nemo
ACDB: A morally degraded apine.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4183F9DC...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:411872B1...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Webber: Cold Internet basketball player.
> > >
> > > How come? Is thw webber freezing over there?
> > > >
> > > > Webster: Spinning Internet.
> >
> > Web brrrrrrrrr.....
>
> You can tell if a spider is acrophobic by the web's height.
Acrophobia: One crow that fears heights.
~^Johnny^~
But one Sheryl tip the bulls.
who's counting?
--
-john
wide-open at throttle dot info
Tim Bruening
nemo
> Buddha? Asoka (The Indian king who swore off war)? Bob Woodward? The
> soldier who blew the whistle on the Iraq prisoner abuse scandal?
Edward Woodward: His brother with a timber bonce!
Large_Nass...@yahoo.com
> > I have heard that people are eating toes: Cheetoes, Freetoes,
Potatoes,
> > and
> > Doritoes.
> Italians eat pimentoes
But Dan Quayle eats potatoe.
Mexicans eat their papas, while Jeff Dahmer eats frozen toes and
refridgerated toes. Rednecks eat Mesquitoes while birds eat
mosquitoes, and so on ...
-- Bob.
J Palm
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Former: In favour of an ancient Biblical balm. "Whddyah wanna give 'im a
balm for? It might bite 'im!!!"
Formost: In favor of greed and competition.
Conjugate: Not in favor of the 'Eye of a Needle.' Must be the rich man
from above - or his camel.
Conference: Against Liszt, or anyone else with the same forename in the
original lingo.
Contralto: Against the ultimate pedal appendages of persons who cause
trouble on the Usenet.
Concatenation: Against countries entirely populated by felines,
including Double Felix because it is one.
Condensation: Against people being made stupid.
Conform: Against long, low benches.
Confirm: Anti - Capitalism.
Concurr: Hates dogs!
Concert: Prefers to always bet on the losers.
Tim Bruening
Content: Against camping.
Contrail: Against hiking.
Contour: Against French bicycle races.
Produce: A supporter of Italian dictator Mussolini.
Protect: Favoring innovation.
Tim Bruening
Converse: Poetry written by prison inmates
Conrail: The Great Train Robbery.
Contact: Doesn't believe in politeness.
Contort: Criminal lawyers, or being against lawsuits.
Contrail: A prisoner escape route or being against logging trails.
Probate: Favoring the fishing industry.
Profile: In favor of computers.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Douglas D. Anderson
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote
>
> Buddha? Asoka (The Indian king who swore off war)? Bob Woodward? The
> soldier who blew the whistle on the Iraq prisoner abuse scandal?
>
mules torn up by grape-shot and potatoes?
<theatrical French accent>
"Would you like fries with that?"</theatrical French accent>
nemo
>
> Buddha? Asoka (The Indian king who swore off war)? Bob Woodward? The
> soldier who blew the whistle on the Iraq prisoner abuse scandal?
>
nemo
"Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
news:Oince.12779$mG3....@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
>
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote
> >
> > Buddha? Asoka (The Indian king who swore off war)? Bob Woodward? The
> > soldier who blew the whistle on the Iraq prisoner abuse scandal?
> >
> Napoleon, who introduced fast food to Europe, feeding his men
> mules torn up by grape-shot and potatoes?
How can a mule get torn up by potatoes? Or were spuds much sharper in those
days?
> <theatrical French accent>
> "Would you like fries with that?"</theatrical French accent>
>
Nearly right. He discovered how to preserve food at least. He had foods
boiled up and sealed in bottles so that they would keep. The fore-runner of
canning.