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Tim Bruening

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Dec 11, 2007, 3:16:49 AM12/11/07
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Armitage: Glove in the State Department.

Comity: Funny glove.

Commit: Computer glove.

Commitment: A glove makes a promise.

Committee: Glove meeting.

Tim Bruening

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Dammit: Water barrier glove.

Dammit: A glove in Hell.

Dimity: Low light glove.

Dormitory: Where British Conservative gloves sleep.

Emit: Internet glove.

Tim Bruening

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Enmity: Hostile glove.

Enormity: Big glove.

Hermit: Female glove all alone.

Imitate: Glove that does the same thing you do.

Indomitable: Glove that doesn't give up.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 11, 2007, 3:17:38 AM12/11/07
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Intermit: Glove that interferes with stuff.

Intermittent: Glove that appears on and off.

Intromit: Glove match maker.

Kermit: Frog's glove.

Limit: Circumcised glove.

Tim Bruening

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Manumit: Glove worn by freed slaves.

Mitigate: Glove worn by a portal in a fence.

Mitigator: Glove worn by an alligator.

Mitering Glove bell.

Miting: Another glove bell.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 11, 2007, 3:18:08 AM12/11/07
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Mitotic: Glove worn by tics on their toes.

Mitosis: Glove worn by reproducing cells.

Mitred: Communist glove.

Mitring: Another glove bell, or telephone glove, or glove for a finger.

Nimitz: Navel glove.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 11, 2007, 3:18:35 AM12/11/07
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Omit: To forget a glove.

Permit: Price of a glove.

Permit: License to wear a glove.

Permitting: Price of a glove bell.

Primitive: Low tech glove.

Tim Bruening

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Cemitary: Where gloves are buried.

Creamitory: Where gloves are burned.

Promitory: British Conservative gloves dance.

Proximity: Glove nearby.

Remit: Put on the glove again.

Tim Bruening

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Remittance: Glove payment.

Remitting: Put on the musical glove again.

Smitten: Glove in love.

Summit: Glove on a mountain top.

Summit: Another mathematician's glove.

Tim Bruening

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Tim Bruening

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Intromit: Glove match maker.

Kermit: Frog's glove.

Limit: Circumcised glove.

Mit-10.

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