Jack and Jill Joke
Beth Klob
Jack and Jill rode up the hill on an elephant.
Jill got off first,
to help Jack off the elephant.
Sander Post u
Jack & Jill were employed by King Henry VIII as servants, but, needless
to say, they were always screwing around on government time unless they
were being watched. Of course, Henry was fond of these two, but he
realized that one of them would have to go, so the other would have no
distractions.
Said he to his queen (pick one!) that night "Honey, I'm troubled. I
don't know if I should lay Jill or Jack off."
bobdylan
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
They both had a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two-and-a-half -
You think they went up for water?
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Alan R.
"The deputy walks on hard nails and the preacher rides a mount;
but nothing really matters much - its doom alone that counts."
- B.D./SFTS
Steve Hardaway
: Or...
: Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
: No-one knows what happened up there, but now they have a daughter.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each one had a quarter
Jill came down with fifty cents
You think they went for water?
bell.te...@syslink.mcs.com
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Jill came down with two a half
They didn't go up for water!
Stupour
: : Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a little weed,
: : Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said
: : "Where's the beef?"
: : Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun,
: : Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son!
: : Jack and Jill went up the hill
: : Jill came down with a 10 dollar bill
: Jack and Jill went up the hill
: To find a cow to slaughter.
: Jill raped Jack
: and Jack got ill
: and then the police caught her
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have some hanky-panky
Jill came down with half a crown
And Jack with a sticky Hankie
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Legless Stupour
Don't send mail to Stupour at humour@femur 'cos it won't work
"To be or not to be ..." - William Shakespeare
"To be is to do" - Jean Paul Satre
"Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra
Michael Shepherd
Each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two fifty.
Mike Shepherd
Bhalchandra Thatte
>>Jonathan Dunn (bcs...@dmu.ac.uk) wrote:
>>: Or...
>>
>>Jack and Jill went up the hill
>>Each one had a quarter
>>Jill came down with fifty cents
>>You think they went for water?
Why did Jill go up the hill with a quarter?
Just curious.:-)
frank....@chessboard.com
tha...@math.ohio-state.edu writes:
>>Jack and Jill went up the hill
>>Each one had a quarter
>>Jill came down with fifty cents
>>You think they went for water?
BT> Why did Jill go up the hill with a quarter?
BT> Just curious.:-)
It was left over from their last expedition.
... I don't want to shoot giraffes today, can I just smash a newt?
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Bob Finnican
> I guess you listen to Andrew "Dice" Clay, also.
>
: Mike Shepherd
Paul McCarthy
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Tariq Magdon-Ismail
Here's another one:
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water,
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
and now they have a daughter!
- Tariq
Toh Hong Hwee
>Jill came down with two a half
>They didn't go up for water!
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To take a little breather
But silly Jill forgot the pill
Now they have a daughter!