7/5 Puns
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4041ECA6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
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> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:403DB6E9...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Ascending: Rising bell.
> > > >
> > > > Descending: Falling bell.
> > > >
> > > > Pending: A bell that writes.
> > > >
> > > > RC: Ocean of rear ends or donkeys.
> > > >
> > > > Vending: Ringing stores.
> > > >
> > > Nope. It's on a notice in Jackie Mason's doctor's surgery:
> > >
> > > "Vending goes da bell, walks de next patient in please."
> > >
> > > (Noah fence!)
> >
> > I thought that Noah built an ark, not a fence.:)
> >
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> That was beef whore he was instructed to take up emergency shipbuilding.
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> And he used to work at night - under ark lights!
Beef whore: Mad Cow Hooker?
nemo
Iyyy thought they lassoed cows, not hooked em!