JOKES NEEDED INVOLVING QUALITY ASSURANCE
TIM GAVAGAN
SEND ME YOUR JOKES ON QA, QC, QE AND ISO 9000.
Bev
There are none; all of them are true.
Bev bas...@ktb.net
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He's your god. They're your rules. *You* burn in hell!
Stuart A. Bronstein
>| SEND ME YOUR JOKES ON QA, QC, QE AND ISO 9000.
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>There are none; all of them are true.
But they are all of such poor quality!
Stu
AC6V
Three engineers (Design, Production, and QA) were bragging about their
dogs, so decided to have a contest.
The design engineer placed 9 cookies in a stack and commanded his dog:
"Calculator! Find the square root of the number of cookies in the stack"
"Calculator" responded with 3 barks!
The production engineer brought out his dog "Assembly Line" and told the
dog to arrange the cookies in a square. "Assembly-Line" pushed one
cookie aside and arranged the rest in a square!!
The QA Engineer scoffed and brought out a scruffy-looking mutt and
cammanded: "Inspector do you thing."
Where upon "Inspector" put his ISO 9000 paw print on the cookies,
romanced the other two dogs and took the afternoon off!!
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Hark for I have hurled my jokes to the far reaches of the earth!
What Jester of old could do thus??
..... AC6V
Gaven Miller
Quebec Artists, Queensberry Clowns, Questionable English and Indiana
Street Orchestra are Unavailable to comment.
And stop calling me 9000. (You know I'm only a young fella of 7834!)
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Quote For The Month:
"Shazbot!"
Stuart A. Bronstein
>> SEND ME YOUR JOKES ON QA, QC, QE AND ISO 9000.
>
>Quebec Artists, Queensberry Clowns, Questionable English and Indiana
>Street Orchestra are Unavailable to comment.
>
>And stop calling me 9000. (You know I'm only a young fella of 7834!)
Amazing! You don't look a day over 7830.
Stu
Margi Harris
TIM GAVAGAN wrote:
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> SEND ME YOUR JOKES ON QA, QC, QE AND ISO 9000.
QA, QC, and QE are jokes.
If you say qaqc it sounds like a duck and they are not all they are
quacked up to be.
M
bjpark...@gmail.com
> SEND ME YOUR JOKES ON QA, QC, QE AND ISO 9000.