Toasts Needed

[R.S. Holliman]

When God made Man, he made him of string...he had a little more so he
gave him a thing.

When God made Woman, he made her of lace...he had a little less so he
gave her a space.

Here's to space exploration! (drink now)

[Chris Merritt]

Jedon Thompson says...

>How about
>Heres to you... clink...SUCKIN MY DICK!!
>heehee
>-Jedon

Here's to you, here's to me,
Friends forever we shall be.

Should we ever disagree,
Fuck you! and here's to me.

Cheers,
Scooby

[Chris Pisarra]

Here's to the white clouds of glory
Here's to the flaming fires of Hell

It takes a gentleman to screw a lady
It takes a son of a bitch to tell.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Here's to the roses and lillies in bloom
You in my arms and I in your room

A door that is locked
A key that is lost

A bird and a bottle and a bed badly tossed
And a night that is 50 years long.

--
Chris Pisarra pis...@ccnet.com

God made men, Smith and Wesson made them all equal

[Linda OBrien]

Here's to the bee that stung the bull
That started the bull to bucking

Here's to Adam who ate the first apple
And started the world to...
Eating apples !!!

[Richard Romanowski]

Here's to Al
a hell of a pal
every gal's guy
and every guy's gal
he's a brick,
he's a topper
he can sing
he can dance
and he frightens the horses
when he lets down his pants.

--from PJ O'"I'm a pathetic Baby boomer whose writing
is steadily declining as I sell out more and more to the Establishment"
Rourke

[NoSlfCntrl]

Here's to you, as good as you are,
And here's to me, as bad as I am.
As good as you are, and as bad as I am,
I'm good as you are, bad as I am.

--
noslf...@aol.com Steve@home Steve Miklos
"It doesn't matter how red it Widget-buffer,
gets, as long as you buff it." Ash Collector