October 11 Puns
Tim Bruening
Parable: Two bulls, or bulls in an alternate universe.
Paramedic: Two doctors in an alternate universe.
Parrot Medics: Bird doctors.
Tim Bruening
> Cleaning out the aviary at a British zoo, the keeper found a dead
> finch. He put it in a sack. Later he found two dead monkeys, and put
> them in the sack, too. At feeding time, as he often did, he took the
> dead animals to the lion's cage. But, as he was emptying the contents
> into the cage, the lion gave him a nasty look and roared, "Not finch
> and chimps again!"
Zooming: Chinese vase that holds animals.
Zebra: Bra #26.
Tim Bruening
Bemusing: Singing bee poet.
Basing: Low toned singer.
Bossing: Lead singer.
Bracing: Singing donkey.
Ceasing: Computerized song.
Ceasing: Ocean song.
Cleansing: Song with no swear words.
Crossing: Christian song.
Dressing: Singing clothing.
Dressing: Singing salad.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:419C3DCB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Comcast: A computer play.
> >
> > Comcast: Computers fishing.
> >
> > Comfort: Computer military base.
> >
> > Comfortable: How to say "Come for the bull" quickly.
> >
> > Communist: Red computers.
> >
> > Comrade: Radioactive computer.
>
> CD Burner: A morally degraded, shabby and untidy arsonist.
Comfit: Electronic tailor.
Befit: Apine tailor.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:419C3EAE...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Comport: Where computer ships dock.
> >
> > Compost: Another word for e-mail.
> >
> > Compost: Rotting computer.
> >
> > Compound: Where K-9s are sent.
> >
> > Comprise: What winning computers get.
> >
> > Compriest: Computer priest, who works in a commission or emission.
> >
> > Compromise: Electronic promise.
> >
> > Compton: 2,000 pound computer.
> >
> > Comstock: Stock in a computer company.
>
> Comatose: PC on the floor, at your feet.
Commercy: Kind computer.
Commerce: Business computer.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:419C3EC6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Emu: Sound of an Internet Cow.
> >
> > Emu: Internet subatomic particle.
> >
> > Ebay: Where computers swim.
> >
> > EC: Ocean of computers.
> >
> > Irate: Price of Internet access.
> >
> > Icing: Downloaded Internet songs.
>
> MP3: Tony B'Liar's majority after the forthcoming General Election if
he's
> not careful!!!
Comirex: Computer dinosaur.
Comisec: 1/60th of a computer minute.
Comisky: High up computer.