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Man from Nantucket?

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nuclear_man

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Apr 28, 1995, 3:00:00 AM4/28/95
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In article <3nqsqv$9...@er6.rutgers.edu> as...@eden.rutgers.edu (Heather Aston) writes:
>In countless books, magazines and television shows I have heard people begin
>to say the limerick "There once was a man from Nantucket."They are always cut
>off because it is supposedly dirty. But I have never actually heard the entire
>thing. Would someone please tell me the whole limerick?

You're joking. Oh, well, sorry folks. Here it goes again.


There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said, with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!"


Yeeks.

Nuclear Man

Marc

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Apr 29, 1995, 3:00:00 AM4/29/95
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: You're joking. Oh, well, sorry folks. Here it goes again.


: There once was a man from Nantucket,
: Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
: He said, with a grin,
: As he wiped off his chin,
: "If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!"


Have you heard this one?

There was once a man from Boston Mass,
whose balls were made of solid brass,
he would klang them together to play stormy weather,
and lightening would shoot out of his ass!

kingfish

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Apr 29, 1995, 3:00:00 AM4/29/95
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> as...@eden.rutgers.edu (Heather Aston) writes:
> In countless books, magazines and television shows I have heard
> people begin to say the limerick "There once was a man from Nantucket."

> They are always cut off because it is supposedly dirty. But I have
> never actually heard the entire thing. Would someone please tell me the
> whole limerick?

Well, I know _one_ 2nd line (and I'm sure we can get this finished
by the weekend):


"There once was a man from Nantucket,

Who carried his balls in a bucket

I also know the last word rhymes with 'bucket'...

regards,
kingfish


Bill

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Apr 30, 1995, 3:00:00 AM4/30/95
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In <3nta0c$m...@ralph.vnet.net> sys...@vnet.net (Marc) writes:
>
>: You're joking. Oh, well, sorry folks. Here it goes again.
>
>
>: There once was a man from Nantucket,
>: Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
>: He said, with a grin,
>: As he wiped off his chin,
>: "If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!"
>
>
>Have you heard this?
>There once was a young man from Kent,
>With a Penis so long it was bent.
>To keep out of trouble,he would bend it up double -
>So whenever he came - He went.


John Nehring

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Apr 30, 1995, 3:00:00 AM4/30/95
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While Titian was mixing rose matter,
His model sat nude on the ladder.
Her position to Titian suggested coition,
So he leapt of the ladder and had her.

Dion M Wiggins

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May 8, 1995, 3:00:00 AM5/8/95
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She offered her honor
He honored her offer,
So all night long,
It was on her and off her

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Rick Merrill

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A love story for the ages,
Of Florence and Ebenezer,
Two hearts entwined,
In a love that's true.

Flo for short he called her.
Talk of tides of love,
You should see them, Eb and Flo.


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