French Canadian Jokes (may be offensive...) and Oxymorons

[Walter R Trachim]

The other day (eh?), I see three moose in the road: two alone and one
together...

(rim shot and cymbal crash...)

This morning for brakfast (eh?) I have two eggs side by each, and pair
of toast....

(Sorry, folks, but these REALLY DID come from a French Canadian person I
know. I guess you had to be there. Besides, I'm part Polish. He had to tell
me these very slowly :-)

I do want to add an Oxymoron to the list:

Senate Ethics

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[Bill Crick]

In article <1991Jun5.2...@unhd.unh.edu> w...@kepler.unh.edu (Walter R Trachim) writes:
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>The other day (eh?), I see three moose in the road: two alone and one
>together...
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>(rim shot and cymbal crash...)
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>This morning for brakfast (eh?) I have two eggs side by each, and pair

>of toast.... and for lunch I had Pepsi, MayWest!

" My car was avec la flat tire. So I go an look in the trunk, and
there was the jack ... gone!"

"I got my bum between two chairs"

What is worse than 6 frenchmen trying to build a house in the middle of
a lake?

A dozen Italians trying to put the basement in!

Why do they call French Canadians "Pepsis"???

Bill Crick

[Francois Souchay]

In article <46...@bnr-rsc.UUCP> cr...@bnr-rsc.UUCP (Bill Crick) writes:
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>Why do they call French Canadians "Pepsis"???
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>Bill Crick

How many EnglishCanadians do you need to make love?


Four. two on top of the bed, and two underneath to move it back & forth.

Francois

[Ed Brovet]

My maternal grandparents were Canadian, and I should like to point out
that no true French Canadian ever saw three of anything... the proper
pronounciation is TREE. (eh)

Ed Brovet

[hallma...@gmail.com]

{with drawn out exaggerated French Canadian accent} I just From-Come 'de bush where I 'taw t'ree moose, two A -lone an' one too-geth-er. 'Den I went to 'de cook-aery an' make two eggs side by each an' a pair a toast. Afterwards, I went ovaer to 'de shed to get me'h snowshoes, an' d'ere 'dey were------gone!"

Cheers to all in 'de Ottawa Valley!

"I get my beer at the de-pbonair---not the beer store..."