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IRW...@delphi.com

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Jan 21, 1994, 9:51:38 PM1/21/94
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Two proctologists are discussing there most baffling cases. One proctologist
tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and pulled
out a large bouquet of flowers. The other proctologist looked really amazed
and asked:"Where did those flowers come from?" The other proctologist
answered very cooly:"How should I know. There wasn't any card!!"

Mike Leipe

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Jan 24, 1994, 10:48:21 AM1/24/94
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And then there was Johnny Carson introducing a producer of TV pilot programs:

"And here's a guy who's had his finger in more pilots that an airline
protologist."

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Gene Shackman

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Jan 26, 1994, 1:08:56 PM1/26/94
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A proctologist pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at
it and says, "shit, some asshole has my pen."

Stanley Dean

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Jan 29, 1994, 7:26:00 PM1/29/94
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In article <940121.78...@delphi.com>, IRW...@delphi.com writes...

I liked this one:

Once I was sick, and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get
well. There are ear doctors, nose doctors, throat doctors, gynecologists,
proctologists -- any place you got a hole, there's a guy who specializes
in your hole. They make an entire career out of that hole. And if the
ear doctor, nose doctor, throat doctor, gynecologist, or proctologist can't
help you, he sends you to a surgeon. Why? So he can make a new hole!
Alan Prophet

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David Lee Brown

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Feb 1, 1994, 2:44:45 PM2/1/94
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sd...@cc.weber.edu writes:
> In article <940121.78...@delphi.com>, IRW...@delphi.com writes...
> >Two proctologists are discussing there most baffling cases. One proctologist
> >tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and pulled
> >out a large bouquet of flowers. The other proctologist looked really amazed
> >and asked:"Where did those flowers come from?" The other proctologist
> >answered very cooly:"How should I know. There wasn't any card!!"
>
> I liked this one:
>
> Once I was sick, and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get
> well. There are ear doctors, nose doctors, throat doctors, gynecologists,
> proctologists -- any place you got a hole, there's a guy who specializes
> in your hole. They make an entire career out of that hole. And if the
> ear doctor, nose doctor, throat doctor, gynecologist, or proctologist can't
> help you, he sends you to a surgeon. Why? So he can make a new hole!
> Alan Prophet
>
How about (It's probably old):

A proctologist reached into his shirt pocket to take down a
perspective client's phone number and pulled out a
thermometer. Shocked, he said, "Some asshole took my pen!!!"

D Brown

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