lawyer jokes
Joseph West
Whats the difference between a vulture and a lawyer ?
A laywer can remove his wingtips,
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What do you call 50 lawyers dying in a bus accident?
A good start.
Dave Iwansky
Why won't a snake bite a lawyer?
Profesional courtesy.
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Baldy Cotton
Dave Iwansky
What do you call 20 parachuting lawyers?
SKEET!
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Baldy Cotton
Alex Leavens
What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer
in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the snake.
A lawyer and a priest got into a minor fender bender. The lawyer got out
of his car, and went over to the priest's car. "Say, father", he said to
the priest, "you look a little shaken up. Would you like a sip of
whiskey?" and offered the priest his hip flask.
"Why, bless you son, yes, I'll just have a small nip." The priest took a
swig and passed the flask back to the lawyer, who put it away in his
jacket. Puzzled, the priest asked, "Aren't you going to have a sip, my
son?"
"Sure am", replied the lawyer, "as soon as the police leave."
Ba-dum-bump!
R Young
Good Joke!!
Chris Arguin
On 1 May 1996, Joseph West wrote:
> Whats the difference between a vulture and a lawyer ?
>
> A laywer can remove his wingtips,
A vulture waits until you are dead.
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Barry Millman
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder
And the other's a fish.
Eddie
What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
- One's a scum sucking bottom deweller; the other's a fish.