24/2 Puns
Tim Bruening
Typecast: Cloud letters and numbers in the sky.
Overcast: Capital letters in the sky
Forecast: 4 clouds.
Recast: Cloudy again.
Steelcast: Members of a mechanical play. Stars Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Tim Bruening
dobey the elf wrote:
> Michael Balarama wrote:
> > A. One Scotland yard!
>
> how long did it take you to detect that?
D.Tect: Demon PI.
Tim Bruening
Heaping: Pile of bells.
Helping: Hell's Bells.
Sleeping: Sex bells.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40557673...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Dreaming: Chinese vase in REM.
>
> What's a vase doing in a BASIC remarks line???
> >
> > Fleming: Nurse vase.
> >
> > Heming: Vase that shortens dresses.
> >
> > Incoming: A vase missile is coming in.
> >
> > Miming: Imitative vase.
> >
> > Slumming: Vase in a rundown urban area.
> >
> > Steming: Vase that is part of a plant.
> >
> > Terming: Vase that defines the limits of stays of Congresspeople.
>
> Terminating: Bell that rings just before little ant things finish eating
> your house!
Terminating: Bell that rings when a robot arrives from the future to
wreck havoc.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40306A04...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Typer: Price for neckwear.
> >
> > Typeface: Face with printing on it.
>
> Font: Bowl for baptismal water with writing on it.
>
> Inkjet: Thing on an Oktapuss's arse.
>
> Bubblejet: Thing on an Greek Oktapuss's arse.
>
> Daisy-Wheal: Injury sustained by shirt-lifters when they get carried away in
> a certain activity.
Italics: To lick people in Italy.
Tim Bruening
Palema wrote:
> ...that someone stopped payment on your sanity check
> ...when you pass a bank you suffer withdrawal symptoms
> ...you think bankruptcy is a fate worse than debt!
Nutty: Tea that makes you insane.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40307005...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article <MzNsb.107886$Ou6....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> > > ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > >news:3FB326AA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >> Subplot: Underwater farm.
> > > >>
> > > >Subaerial: Works at Ultra Low Frequency. (Shhhhhhhhhh. Top secret
> still!!)
> > > >
> > > >Subarid: Underwater desert.
> > > >Subbing: Sings lower than Crosby.
> > > >Subcranial: Pertianing to underwater lifting gear.
> > > >
> > > Subcranial: less than lofty thoughts
> >
> > Subconscious: Aware underwater.
>
> Subclass: In a school's cellar.
>
> Subdolous: Under a US bank vault.
>
> Subduct: A pair of skinny legs with webbed feets!
Sublate: Tardy submarine.
nemo
That can leave Arrighi taste in yer mouth!
Round Hand: A barman's fist.
Black Letter: A note of condolence.
Bastardo Bourginoise: Used when writing to a French momser!
nemo
Barmey: A sheep telling you what it is.
nemo
. . . because someone's stolen it?
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nemo
program it!
nemo
>
> Heaping: Pile of bells.
>
> Helping: Hell's Bells.
>
> Sleeping: Sex bells.
>
nemo
http://www.onelook.com/?w=wreak&ls=a
The Wromans used to do that for wreaks at a time!
nemo
Not difficult, judging by their performance during WW2 - and their tanks
that had one forward gear and fifteen reverse!
nemo
Kernel Saunders: Serves chicken with so many additives in it it makes you
insane.
nemo
way they's rivetted an welded. If dey did leak, de cew would be welded in to
time too!
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nemo wrote:
Dream Ming: Sleeping vase.
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"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Wed, 17 Mar 2004 15:55:10 GMT, David Reihmer <sim...@mindspring.com>
> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >In article <405573EB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >
> >> Free Masons: Thoses who build brick walls for free.
> >
> >Free Masons: while supplies last!
>
> Cementing your customer list?
Cementing: Musical streets.
Cementing: Hard bell.
Tim Bruening
Fisher: Marine knight.
Refresher: Cleaning knight.
Vanisher: Disappearing knight.
Varnisher: Furniture knight.
Tim Bruening
Baming: Sheep Chinese vase.
Forming: 4 Chinese vases.
Performing: Price of 4 Chinese vases.
Rooming: Kangaroo vase.
Swarming: Group of insect vases.
Worming: Small skinny vase in the ground.
Tim Bruening
Gunho: Prostutute weapon.
Homing: Garden tool Chinese vase.
Homing: Prostitute vase.
Looming: Toilet vase.
Tim Bruening
Affirming: Chinese vase that says yes.
Firming: Hard hairy vase made by a Harry Potter.
Laming: Vase that limps.
Tim Bruening
Advising: Song that gives advice.
Devising: Song of creativity.
Revising: To change the song.
Tim Bruening
Reddish: A meal of tomatoes, red peppers, and other red foods.
Redding: Red bell.
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Aping: One bell.
Tooting: Two bells.
Fording: Four bells.
Pretending: Nine bells.
Tenting: Ten bells.
Centing: 1/100th of a bell.
Tim Bruening
Darting: Musical arrow.
Darting: Fast moving bell.
Doping: Musical female deer.
Doping: Drug bell.
Tim Bruening
Dusting: Ground dirt bell.
Eating: Internet bell.
Eloping: Bell that runs to Las Vegas to get married.
Eloping: Electronic bell on the ground.
Gusting, Winding: Windy bells.
Tim Bruening
Kneading: Bread making bell.
Renting: To borrow a bell.
Rusting: Iron oxide bell.
Scalping: Musical hair.
Shooting: Gun bell.
Tim Bruening
Shorting: Bell small in height.
Shorting: Shocking bell.
Snorting: Sleeping bell.
Spotting: Musical little dots.
Sporting: Games bell.
Tim Bruening
Buttering: Ring made by Sambo when he lead a tiger around in a circle
very very fast!
Tim Bruening
Concord: Against ropes.
Concordance: Dance of victory.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43F97ED1...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Vitamin B: Bee who's sting heals all ills.
> >
> > Vitamin C: Ocean of Healing Elixir.
> >
> > Vitamin D: Demon that makes one healthy.
> >
> > Vitamin E: Internet vitamin.
>
> Vitamin A: Enriched straw for revitalising old horses.
Vitamin G: Goblin that makes you healthy.
Vitamin B: Apine that makes you healthy.
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nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40307005...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article <MzNsb.107886$Ou6....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> > > ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4580EAED...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4271AF6D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Canada: Father of a can, and a friend of Panda (father of a pan).
> > > >
> > > > Ricin: Misbehaving grains.
> > >
> > > Wheat ears. When they're upset - wee tears.
> >
> > Weedy: Urinating demons.
> >
> Defenders: On both ends of their cars.
Cardies: Demon autos.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4580EFB0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > "Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
> >
> > > "nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote
> > > >
> > > > "Nathaniel Lind" <nl2...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:2TMde.8836$cZ6....@fe02.lga...
> > > > >
> > > > > "nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote in message
> > > > > news:sB3de.13242$j54....@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:4271AFE6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Subclass: What happens inside a school of fish.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Sublight: A type of underwater beer.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Sublight: Submarine that weighs little.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Submariners will tell you off something rotten for calling it a
> > > sub!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Submarinade: A lot of submarines all going off at once, or a
> > > seasoned
> > > > > > mixture of vinegar, wine and oil used for soaking foods in the
> > > galley.
> > > > >
> > > > > Sublime- a fruit enjoyed in submarines
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > Mr. Como's mantle which he left behind on a sunmarine after doing a
> > > ship's
> > > > concert: Perry's Cope:
> > > >
> > > Hmmm... "sunmarine"... they must come strolling onto the beach wearing
> > >
> > > bonnets and carrying parasols...
> >
> > Bonnets: Used to cach pastry fish.
>
> Tactile headgear: Felt hats.
> Spinning headgear: Top Hats.
Ductile: Quaking floor coverings.
Quaking: Duck monarch.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4580EFBF...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4271BDAB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:4030799A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > Forecast: 4 actors.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Outcast: Gay actor who has left the closet.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Overcast: Cloudy actors.
> > > > >
> > > > > Send for the Okta-puss again!
> > > >
> > > > Antsy: Ocean of ants.
> > > >
> > > > Autopsy: Ocean of dead people, or ocean of car roofs.
> > > >
> > > > Betsy: Casino ocean.
> > > >
> > > > Pussy: Ocean of cats.
> > >
> > > Mediterraneon: Ocean lit up with an orange glow.
> >
> > Hemmer: Ocean of clothes cutters.
>
> Overlocker: Dog who joins clothes back together again.
Quaker: Duck-dog.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4580EFE0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4271C00B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Person: Price of a male kid.
> > > >
> > > > Perspirate: Price of sweat.
> > > >
> > > > Perspire: Price of the top of the church.
> > > >
> > > > Permission: Price of the entire church.
> > > >
> > > Peracleese: Price of a very tall Python comedian.
> >
> > Python Comedian: Snake that tells jokes?
>
> Palindrome: Where one of them comes in to land.
Oinker: Pig-Dog.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4580F01B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4271B94A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "MĆ >" <MŠ <mĆŠMĮ×¹@ÅsSrEmOvEr.ēųm> wrote in message
> > > > > news:912be.1007654$za2.1...@news.easynews.com...
> > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >> Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> > KKK
> > > > > > >>
> > > > > > >> AAA
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > BBB.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > YYY
> > > > >
> > > > > S? Y 3 Ys?
> > > >
> > > > 3 Ys men.
> > > >
> > > 0 2 Ys men then?
> >
> > R2D2: Star Wars demon android.
> >
> > C3PO: Ocean of android urine.
>
> R7D7: The perfect place for gay demons.
Farewell: Water producer that says "bye-bye".
Tim Bruening
herculles wrote:
> Wasn't Fascination what Italy was under Mussolini in the Second World
War?
>
> bagelncr...@hotmail.com (meat n potatoes) wrote in message
news:<1d7e07b1.0403...@posting.google.com>...
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:<40580B73...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> > > Damnation: A country of mother deers.
> > >
> > > Damnation: A country dependent on hydroelectricity.
> >
> > fascination.
Tarnation: Nation of asphalt.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:450CB4F3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41EEF88E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "Elisabeth Müller" wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Mon, 22 Mar 2004 23:25:08 GMT, Keith E. <i.m....@aol.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > >I can pop a nut with a five second freebie
> > > > >
> > > > > Does it hurt much?
> > > >
> > > > Freebie: Bee out of jail.
> > > >
> > > Was it in Solly Tory Confinement?
> >
> > Solly Tory: British Conservative locked up alone?
>
> Very sad. No-one to do a masonic handshake with!
Mason-Nick: A brick laying man?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:450CB13B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Robert Morpheal wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Pudding: Musical dessert.
> > >
> > > A pudding cup is larger than a D cup, or smaller than a D cup ?
> >
> > D cup: What demons drink out of.
>
> E-Cups: Makes ladies' bazooms bounce up and down!
G Cup: Goblin drinking vessel.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:450B7E2A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Buffalo Chilkat <mam...@watering.hole> wrote in message
> > > news:fujsrvoa1p9vaqgev...@4ax.com...
> > > > On Fri, 21 Nov 2003 17:51:51 GMT, "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet>
> > > > wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >nemo <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > > > >news:ea8vb.51685$qu.4...@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > > >>
> > > > >> fredm...@the.PC <fre...@webtv.net> wrote in message
> > > > >> news:3361f1b9.03111...@posting.google.com...
> > > > >> > "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in
message
> > > > >> news:<3fbc2286$0$13673$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...
> > > > >> > > Kathy wrote:
> > > > >> > > > "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > > > >> > > > news:MCPub.27404$qu....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > > >> > > >>
> > > > >> > > >> fredm...@the.PC ?Z <FRE...@webtv.net> wrote in
message
> > > > >> > > >>
> news:1660-3FB...@storefull-2375.public.lawson.webtv.net...
> > > > >> > > >>> ne...@naughtylass2.wet (nemo) wrote :
> > > > >> > > >>>
> > > > >> > > >>> Old MacDonald was dyslexic - E O I O E
> > > > >> > > >>> (Billy Colony)
> > > > >> > > >>>
> > > > >> > > >>> Silly burger!
> > > > >> > > >>>
> > > > >> > > >>> Nemo
> > > > >> > > >>>
> > > > >> > > >>> Silly AND stale old burger. You want flies with that
?
> > > > >> > > >>>
> > > > >> > > >> Don't tell me they've started doing Eccles Cake
Burgers!
> > > > >> > > >>
> > > > >> > > > Nah, they merely signed the Maggot à laCarta.
> > > > >> > >
> > > > >> > > I larva pun like that!
> > > > >> >
> > > > >> > You'll outgrow it once you find your wings.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Not if he drinks his ale late!
> > > > >>
> > > > >That obviously went over your heads. It would. It's the
technical
> term
> > > for
> > > > >wing-like and is used to describe winged insects such as queen
and
> drone
> > > > >ants!
> > > > >
> > > > Hey Mr. High and Mighty. I have a Ph.D. in that bug stuff, so
blow it
> > > > out your ass.
> > > >
> > > You sure it ain't a Nh.D., nick?!
> > >
> > > And I haven't had mighty yet. It's still in the pot.
> >
> > Potting: Musical ceramic container.
> >
> > Potting: Musical majuana.
> >
> > Plotting: Musical play.
> >
> > Poto-Mack: Riverman in D.C.
>
> Potato-Mack: What a very messy eater wears when he's eating fission
chips!
Titan-Nick: A man who hits icebergs and sinks.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:450B8600...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Michael Balarama <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > > news:1080t0q...@corp.supernews.com...
> > > >
> > > > "Marmoset" <marm...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:Xns94CDBEEDB9145...@216.196.97.131...
> > > > > Did you hear how witches make sure their potions are correct?
> > > > >
> > > > > They use a spell checker
> > > >
> > > > in order to know how long to wait she uses her witch watch.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > Witch watch was that then? Edward Woodward would!
> > >
> > > And . . . it got hot and made her wrist wroast!
> > >
> > > Wrist watch for an whore's man: A Rowlox!
> >
> > Sandwich: Witch on the beach.
>
> Ham: Pig on the village green just down the road from Sandwich.
(true!)
Suffo-Kate: Woman who smothers.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:450B8E52...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4323A203...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:41E7660D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 12:20:25 -0700
> > > > > > > J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 04:22:29 GMT, Buffalo Chilkat
> > > > > > > > <mam...@watering.hole> found these unused words floating
> about:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >nemo wrote:
> > > > > > > > >>Hauke Reddmann wrote ..
> > > > > > > > >>> A Boeing goes to the doctor: "My wings hurt!"
> > > > > > > > >>> "No wonder, they have ailerons!"
> > > > > > > > >>Oh no it didn't. It couldn't get into the ruddy
elevators!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > >This is a tall tail.
> > > > > > > > Much flap about nothing ...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You're right. I would not bank on the difference or my
courage
> > > might
> > > > > > > take a nosedive.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Rising: A song of flight.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Rhising: A song about noses.
> > > >
> > > > Rhinovirus: Makes Rhinos sick.
> > >
> > > Ottovirus: Makes 4-stroke petrol engines sick.
> > > (Subtle one!)
> >
> > Ottovirus: Made the Ottoman Empire the Sick Man Of Europe.
>
> Pardon?????
OTTOVIRUS: MADE THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE SICK!
Rhinovirus: Makes large horned African mammals sick.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:450CB2D3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Forecast: 4 actors.
> >
> > Forecast: In favor of fishing.
> >
> > Outcast: Gay actor who has left the closet.
> >
> > Overcast: Cloudy actors.
>
> Or a play with too many actors.
Casting: A play with bells.
nemo
The Mechanizator!
nemo
wrEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAk havoc!
http://www.onelook.com/?w=wreck&ls=a
http://www.onelook.com/?w=wreak&ls=a
See?
nemo
Matté!
nemo
>
> Heaping: Pile of bells.
>
> Helping: Hell's Bells.
>
> Sleeping: Sex bells.
Dozing: A high-pitched buzz that does it for money.
nemo
Surely that'll make em mince around Sicily!
nemo
Praps it got tore pædoed!
nemo
A cop drew alongside a speeding car and shouted to the driver, "Pull over!"
The driver shouted back, "No. It's a Fair Isle sweater, actually! Nice,
izzen tit?"
nemo
Or a Rhodesian Porr-ridge-back!
nemo
Well there *is* a Mandarin Duck. Will he do?
nemo
And if he gets a sore, you put oinkment on it!
Sin Can Cars' Store Royal Cream.
nemo
A brick laying man who pretends it's all to do with harmless things like
entertaining and raising money for charity, while it's actually more to do
with making loads of money corruptly by foriegn stance Insider Dealing and
getting off all sorts of criminal charges and gaining huge advantage from
all sorts of favouritism and nepotism. So there!
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Yes folks! It's the All Seeing ' I '
- so watch it!! - invented by a Knight
Templar called Sir Viellance!
nemo
I bitument Tar MacAdam!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tar_macadam
They're even particular about the character of the people who drive on it
nowadays. In Kentish Town Road, they laid Anti-Creep Matting under the
Tarmac. <true - I saw em doing it>
nemo
I-cup. Used with Boracic Acid.
nemo
Alf Weedy Sane?
nemo
Suffolk Eight: A kind of rowing team arrangement.
nemo
Why does he hit sinks? Is he trying to smash them because he doesn't like
doing the washing-up?
nemo
Bloke who likes to make love to a play's entire cast all at once:
Omnessexual.
nemo
Also infected the automatic pilot in the film Airplane!
> Rhinovirus: Makes large horned African mammals sick.
Wry-no-virus: Infection that straightens people out.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40307005...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article <MzNsb.107886$Ou6....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> > > ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:450B8E52...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4323A203...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Rhinovirus: Makes large horned African mammals sick.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > >> > > > Nah, they merely signed the Maggot � laCarta.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:450CB4F3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41EEF88E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
Tim Bruening
herculles wrote:
> Wasn't Fascination what Italy was under Mussolini in the Second World
War?
>
> bagelncr...@hotmail.com (meat n potatoes) wrote in message
news:<1d7e07b1.0403...@posting.google.com>...
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4580F01B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4271B94A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "MР>" <M� <m��M�@�sSrEmOvEr.��m> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4580EFE0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40307005...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article <MzNsb.107886$Ou6....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> > > ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message