lost opportunity regained?
ynotssor
buy some Pope-on-a-Rope Soap. Next year we'll all have another chance, and
I'll buy a pallet of it at Costco if I can sneak in on someone else's
membership.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
Perhaps the Pope is a member. Why don't you ask him?
ynotssor
Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
>> The last time the Roman Catholic pontiff visited I missed the
>> opportunity to buy some Pope-on-a-Rope Soap. Next year we'll all
>> have another chance, and I'll buy a pallet of it at Costco if I can
>> sneak in on someone else's membership.
>
> Perhaps the Pope is a member. Why don't you ask him?
Good idea ... I'll wait 'til the Pope Mobile stops at a traffic light, then
run up to wash the windows, and when he rolls down the window to present his
ring to catch herpes simplex from the last person who kissed it, I'll ask
him!
Greg Evans
> The last time the Roman Catholic pontiff visited I missed the
> opportunity to buy some Pope-on-a-Rope Soap. Next year we'll all
> have another chance, and I'll buy a pallet of it at Costco if I can
> sneak in on someone else's membership.
Personally, I really couldn't get too gung-ho for the idea of the Pope
bein' all up in my unmentionables every time I took a shower.
Greg
and hey - watch where you're sticking that mitre
ynotssor
Greg Evans <fa...@bogus.com> wrote:
>> The last time the Roman Catholic pontiff visited I missed the
>> opportunity to buy some Pope-on-a-Rope Soap. Next year we'll all
>> have another chance, and I'll buy a pallet of it at Costco if I can
>> sneak in on someone else's membership.
>
> Personally, I really couldn't get too gung-ho for the idea of the Pope
> bein' all up in my unmentionables every time I took a shower.
> and hey - watch where you're sticking that mitre
"They" say it only takes one usage for it to look like Manu Tiki Tia.
Greg Evans
>>> [Pope-on-a-Rope Soap]
>> Personally, I really couldn't get too gung-ho for the idea of the
>> Pope bein' all up in my unmentionables every time I took a shower.
>> and hey - watch where you're sticking that mitre
>
> "They" say it only takes one usage for it to look like Manu Tiki
> Tia.
And do "they" consider that some sort of improvement?
ynotssor
Greg Evans <fa...@bogus.com> wrote:
It's just a different religion.
Greg Evans
>>>>> [Pope-on-a-Rope Soap]
>>>> Personally, I really couldn't get too gung-ho for the idea of the
>>>> Pope bein' all up in my unmentionables every time I took a
>>>> shower.
>>>> and hey - watch where you're sticking that mitre
>>> "They" say it only takes one usage for it to look like Manu Tiki
>>> Tia.
>> And do "they" consider that some sort of improvement?
>
> It's just a different religion.
Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...
peachy ashie passion
>
> Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...
>
>
Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.
Greg Evans
> Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.
It depends on the company.
MosNot
"Greg Evans" <fa...@bogus.com> wrote in message
news:5pug9rF...@mid.individual.net...
> ynotssor wrote:
>> It's just a different religion.
>
> Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...
I shower twice a day, every day.
But I don't believe sainthood is gonna happen.
MosNot
"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:jMo_i.6357$Vp3.4013@trnddc05...
> Greg Evans wrote:
>
>>
>> Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...
>>
>>
>
> Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.
I got a whirlpool tub....with an in-line heater.....
(only bath I've ever been in that the water's hotter at the end
of the bath than the beginning. Not counting natrual springs)
peachy ashie passion
*purrrrrr*
Would you let me put bubbles in?
I love bubbles.
MosNot
>>>>Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...
>>> Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.
>> I got a whirlpool tub....with an in-line heater.....
>> (only bath I've ever been in that the water's hotter at the end
>> of the bath than the beginning. Not counting natrual springs)
> *purrrrrr*
>
> Would you let me put bubbles in?
I dunno....she as cute as you ?
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>> The last time the Roman Catholic pontiff visited I missed the
>>> opportunity to buy some Pope-on-a-Rope Soap. Next year we'll all
>>> have another chance, and I'll buy a pallet of it at Costco if I can
>>> sneak in on someone else's membership.
>>
>> Perhaps the Pope is a member. Why don't you ask him?
>
>Good idea ... I'll wait 'til the Pope Mobile stops at a traffic light, then
>run up to wash the windows, and when he rolls down the window to present his
>ring to catch herpes simplex from the last person who kissed it, I'll ask
>him!
Now that sounds like a plan. Best of luck with the herpes virus,
dude!
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>> Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.
>
>It depends on the company.
Greg usually takes his cold baths with the local possums. I wonder if
he's ever had a hot bath. In Possum Junction the only running water
they have is in the creek.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>> Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.
>
>I got a whirlpool tub....with an in-line heater.....
>
>(only bath I've ever been in that the water's hotter at the end
>of the bath than the beginning. Not counting natrual springs)
We have one of those. You can just soak in them forever. Or at least
until you get all wrinkly.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>>>Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...
>>>> Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.
>>> I got a whirlpool tub....with an in-line heater.....
>>> (only bath I've ever been in that the water's hotter at the end
>>> of the bath than the beginning. Not counting natrual springs)
>> *purrrrrr*
>>
>> Would you let me put bubbles in?
>
>I dunno....she as cute as you ?
LOL
Larry Krzewinski
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> (only bath I've ever been in that the water's hotter at the end
>> of the bath than the beginning. Not counting natrual springs)
>>
> *purrrrrr*
>
> Would you let me put bubbles in?
>
> I love bubbles.
With the jets set to high you only need a drop of bubble bath for the
tub to become full of bubbles. You don't ever want to pour in a cap
full unless you want to have your own "I Love Lucy" moment at home!
Signed,
The voice of experience
Greg Evans
> Would you let me put bubbles in?
It probably depends on how they're generated.
Greg Evans
>>> It's just a different religion.
>> Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...
>
> I shower twice a day, every day.
> But I don't believe sainthood is gonna happen.
Sounds like you need to clean up your *lifestyle*.
ynotssor
peachy ashie passion <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...
>
> Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.
Greg is the only one fond of aphorisms. or something.
Greg Evans
> Greg usually takes his cold baths with the local possums. I
> wonder if he's ever had a hot bath. In Possum Junction the
> only running water they have is in the creek.
http://www.nchotsprings.com/hstaspa.htm
Greg Evans
> Greg is the only one fond of aphorisms. or something.
They're quite good with brie and Chianti.
MosNot
"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
news:5pv6k7F...@mid.individual.net...
And the more I clean, the more of it there is to clean.
ynotssor
Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
> In Possum Junction the only running water they have is in
> the creek.
Not true .. they're advertising hot running water in the outhouse basements
that are rented out.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>> In Possum Junction the only running water they have is in
>> the creek.
>
>Not true .. they're advertising hot running water in the outhouse basements
>that are rented out.
I hope that Greg gets a chance to rent one of those!
Larry Krzewinski
I don't know who you're trying to fool, but that spa was not in Possum
Junction.
MosNot
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:vpflj3ld3gf48ss0k...@4ax.com...
Feh. So you're gonna quibble over property lines.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>> Greg usually takes his cold baths with the local possums. I
>>>> wonder if he's ever had a hot bath. In Possum Junction the
>>>> only running water they have is in the creek.
>>>
>>>http://www.nchotsprings.com/hstaspa.htm
>>
>> I don't know who you're trying to fool, but that spa was not in Possum
>> Junction.
>
>Feh. So you're gonna quibble over property lines.
I'm not quibbling over property lines at all. I'm quibbling over
Greg's line of BS.
Greg Evans
> I'm quibbling over Greg's line of BS.
The ocean quibbles that the pond is wet.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>> I'm quibbling over Greg's line of BS.
>
>The ocean quibbles that the pond is wet.
Are you suggesting that I don't makes waves?
Greg Evans
> Are you suggesting that I don't makes waves?
Ha. I heard you were permanently banned from the municipal swimming
pool for nearly emptying it with one of your high-dive "cannonballs".
MosNot
Greg owns cruise boats with Boston Shipping ?
peachy ashie passion
*giggles*
knew SOMEone had to say it, but I really thought it'd come from Larry.
peachy ashie passion
> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:gws_i.5837$VB6.137@trnddc06...
>
>>MosNot wrote:
>>
>>>"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>
>>>>Greg Evans wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...
>>>>
>>>> Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.
>>>
>>>I got a whirlpool tub....with an in-line heater.....
>>>(only bath I've ever been in that the water's hotter at the end
>>>of the bath than the beginning. Not counting natrual springs)
>>
>> *purrrrrr*
>>
>> Would you let me put bubbles in?
>
>
> I dunno....she as cute as you ?
>
*raised eyebrow*
Honey, I'm not thinking you could handle two of me.
ynotssor
peachy ashie passion <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> Would you let me put bubbles in?
>>
>> It probably depends on how they're generated.
>
> *giggles*
> knew SOMEone had to say it, but I really thought it'd come from
> Larry.
Greg knows Bubbles too, but she usually takes up the entire tub and
displaces all the water.
Greg Evans
Forgive me; I was in a bubbly mood, and thought it'd be a real gas to
make that joke.
Greg
those were stinky puns, weren't they?
MosNot
>>>>"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>Greg Evans wrote:
>>>>Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...
>>>>> Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.
>>>>I got a whirlpool tub....with an in-line heater.....
>>>>(only bath I've ever been in that the water's hotter at the end
>>>>of the bath than the beginning. Not counting natrual springs)
>>> *purrrrrr*
>>> Would you let me put bubbles in?
>> I dunno....she as cute as you ?
>>
> *raised eyebrow*
> Honey, I'm not thinking you could handle two of me.
Feh. More like two of you couldn't handle me.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
You heard wrong. It wasn't that I did a high-dive cannonball into a
swimming pool; I was drunk and drank out of the kids' pool thinking it
was a large highball. I probably shouldn't have picked that kids'
pool even though the yellow colored water looked enticing. I won't
describe the taste here.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>Greg owns cruise boats with Boston Shipping ?
Close. He's the cruise director for the all possum cruises.
Larry Krzewinski
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> Would you let me put bubbles in?
>>
>> It probably depends on how they're generated.
>
> *giggles*
> knew SOMEone had to say it, but I really thought it'd come from Larry.
You think that I fart in the tub? What have I ever done to deserve
this treatment?
peachy ashie passion
*sigh*
Exceedingly
peachy ashie passion
> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:fVJ_i.13244$jH2.12600@trnddc01...
>
>>MosNot wrote:
>>
>>>"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>
>>>>MosNot wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>
>>>>>>Greg Evans wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.
>>>>>
>>>>>I got a whirlpool tub....with an in-line heater.....
>>>>>(only bath I've ever been in that the water's hotter at the end
>>>>>of the bath than the beginning. Not counting natrual springs)
>>>>
>>>> *purrrrrr*
>>>>Would you let me put bubbles in?
>>>
>>>I dunno....she as cute as you ?
>>>
>>
>> *raised eyebrow*
>> Honey, I'm not thinking you could handle two of me.
>
>
> Feh. More like two of you couldn't handle me.
>
>
That may well be true.
Heaven knows you are more than *I* know what to do with.
peachy ashie passion
I think you can't resist a good gross out joke.
Greg Evans
> ... I was drunk and drank out of the kids'
> pool thinking it was a large highball. I probably shouldn't
> have picked that kids' pool even though the yellow colored
> water looked enticing. I won't describe the taste here.
Dude - that was the leaf-skimmer pole, not a giant swizzle stick!
MosNot
All possum cruises ?
No racoons ?
Racists !
MosNot
"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:5tN_i.4808$RR1.3967@trnddc02...
Let's not go there.
MosNot
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
> You think that I fart in the tub? What have I ever done to deserve
> this treatment?
Eat those beans you took out of your ears to put the cotton in.
MosNot
> MosNot wrote:
>> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>MosNot wrote:
>>>>"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>MosNot wrote:
>>>>>>"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>Greg Evans wrote:
>>>>>>Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness...
>>>>>>> Sounds like I'm not the only one fond of a hot bath.
>>>>>>I got a whirlpool tub....with an in-line heater.....
>>>>>>(only bath I've ever been in that the water's hotter at the end
>>>>>>of the bath than the beginning. Not counting natrual springs)
>>>>> *purrrrrr*
>>>>>Would you let me put bubbles in?
>>>>I dunno....she as cute as you ?
>>> *raised eyebrow*
>>> Honey, I'm not thinking you could handle two of me.
>> Feh. More like two of you couldn't handle me.
> That may well be true.
> Heaven knows you are more than *I* know what to do with.
Misspelt: care
peachy ashie passion
No, no I didn't.
Larry Krzewinski
Now you tell me!
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>Greg owns cruise boats with Boston Shipping ?
>>
>> Close. He's the cruise director for the all possum cruises.
>
>All possum cruises ?
>No racoons ?
>Racists !
For some odd reason or other, most southern males do not like coons.
And they all shop during the annual January White Sale. Coincidence?
Larry Krzewinski
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> Feh. More like two of you couldn't handle me.
>
> That may well be true.
>
> Heaven knows you are more than *I* know what to do with.
Did you leave the acronym BS out of that sentence?
Larry Krzewinski
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>Would you let me put bubbles in?
>>>>
>>>>It probably depends on how they're generated.
>>>
>>> *giggles*
>>> knew SOMEone had to say it, but I really thought it'd come from Larry.
>>
>> You think that I fart in the tub? What have I ever done to deserve
>> this treatment?
>
> I think you can't resist a good gross out joke.
I think that I'm becoming way too predictable.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>> You think that I fart in the tub? What have I ever done to deserve
>> this treatment?
>
>Eat those beans you took out of your ears to put the cotton in.
But them was wax beans!
MosNot
Big Stick.
MosNot
"Becoming" ????
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
MosNot
Make a poem with 'em.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>> Feh. More like two of you couldn't handle me.
>>>
>>> That may well be true.
>>>
>>> Heaven knows you are more than *I* know what to do with.
>>
>> Did you leave the acronym BS out of that sentence?
>
>Big Stick.
Not even close, toothpick.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>>>>>Would you let me put bubbles in?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>It probably depends on how they're generated.
>>>>>
>>>>> *giggles*
>>>>> knew SOMEone had to say it, but I really thought it'd come from Larry.
>>>>
>>>> You think that I fart in the tub? What have I ever done to deserve
>>>> this treatment?
>>>
>>> I think you can't resist a good gross out joke.
>>
>> I think that I'm becoming way too predictable.
>
>"Becoming" ????
>Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
<grin>
MosNot
Not all of us overeat, lardo.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>> You think that I fart in the tub? What have I ever done to deserve
>>>> this treatment?
>>>
>>>Eat those beans you took out of your ears to put the cotton in.
>>
>> But them was wax beans!
>
>Make a poem with 'em.
Ok.
There once was a wax bean from Nantucket
No, that won't work. Let me try this one.
In my pocket I have wax beans
It is the pocket of my new blue jeans
I put them into a washing machine
And now the beans are aquamarine
MosNot
The only thing missing was your so very perdictable "KA-Ching".
MosNot
Fun to wax poetic, huh.
peachy ashie passion
Apparently not, since the whole topic began because I was surprised.
peachy ashie passion
Groovy, dude.
ynotssor
peachy ashie passion <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> I think that I'm becoming way too predictable.
>
> Apparently not, since the whole topic began because I was
> surprised.
Actually, I'm the O.P. here.
Greg Evans
> Actually, I'm the O.P. here.
That's okay, we'll forgive you this time.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>> I think that I'm becoming way too predictable.
>>>
>>>"Becoming" ????
>>>Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
>>
>> <grin>
>
>The only thing missing was your so very perdictable "KA-Ching".
Oh, I'm never perdictable.
Larry Krzewinski
Oh. Well, then - SURPRISE!!!
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>> Actually, I'm the O.P. here.
>
>That's okay, we'll forgive you this time.
Speak for yourself, Greg!
Larry Krzewinski
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>Eat those beans you took out of your ears to put the cotton in.
>>>>
>>>>But them was wax beans!
>>>
>>>Make a poem with 'em.
>>
>> Ok.
>>
>> There once was a wax bean from Nantucket
>>
>> No, that won't work. Let me try this one.
>>
>> In my pocket I have wax beans
>> It is the pocket of my new blue jeans
>> I put them into a washing machine
>> And now the beans are aquamarine
>
> Groovy, dude.
Cool, chicky baby! I got another stanza if you hep cats want to hear
it. Maybe Gregio can accompany me on his bongos.
Greg Evans
>>> Actually, I'm the O.P. here.
>> That's okay, we'll forgive you this time.
>
> Speak for yourself, Greg!
I did. That was the Royal "we".
peachy ashie passion
Of the thread yes. Not of that topic.
ynotssor
peachy ashie passion <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> Apparently not, since the whole topic began because I was
>>> surprised.
>>
>> Actually, I'm the O.P. here.
>
> Of the thread yes. Not of that topic.
I 0wn u.
Larry Krzewinski
Royal we, my ass! WAIT! Do not do that!!!
peachy ashie passion
I suspect not.
peachy ashie passion
That's really more than anyone else wanted to know about your
fantasy life.
Larry Krzewinski
That Greg is putting us on a train to Squaresville and that is not
cool.
Greg Evans
> That Greg is putting us on a train to Squaresville and
> that is not cool.
That's the train OUT OF your home town of Squaresville, and you've been
refusing to board for years.
Larry Krzewinski
Like....wow, daddio! You're a real flat tire, I mean a cube, man.