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PJ Perdue

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Mar 28, 1994, 1:32:06 AM3/28/94
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SH> Know any good palindromes you'd like to pass along? Thanks!

How about..."Ma is a nun, as am I"
"Naomi, did I moan?"
and "Niagara, O roar again!"
-- PJ


Keith Lewis

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Mar 28, 1994, 7:17:43 AM3/28/94
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Steve Hoffman (ste...@eskimo.com) wrote:
: Know any good palindromes you'd like to pass along? Thanks!

: ste...@eskimo.com

Here's some.... from a book.

Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?

Do good's deeds live on? No, evil's deeds do, O God.

Eve damned Eden, mad Eve.


There's also a phrase in English, which when reversed translates into the
same phrase in latin....

Anger? 'Tis safe never. Bar it! Use love!

Evoles ut ira breve nefas sit; regna.

--
espr...@home.interaccess.com
Keith Lewis


Mika Laari

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Mar 28, 1994, 7:18:18 AM3/28/94
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The only english one I know: A man, a plan, a canal: panama.

beaur...@hannah.enet.dec.com

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Mar 28, 1994, 1:02:30 PM3/28/94
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ok,...here's the standard cheezy one:

Rise to vote, sir


here's my personal favorite..

Ah, Satan Sees Natasha


Kidd Thunder

David Forthoffer

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Mar 28, 1994, 2:13:45 PM3/28/94
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"Ma is a nun, as am I" -- NOT!
It should be, "Ma is a nun, as I am"

Keith Lewis

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Mar 28, 1994, 4:54:56 PM3/28/94
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David Forthoffer (dav...@atherton.com) wrote:

: "Ma is a nun, as am I" -- NOT!


: It should be, "Ma is a nun, as I am"


I was wondering about that one... another variation on a similar thing is:

Ma is as selfless as I am.

--
espr...@home.interaccess.com
Keith Lewis


Jooste, JP

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Mar 29, 1994, 4:26:18 AM3/29/94
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In article <CnAo7...@eskimo.com> ste...@eskimo.com (Steve Hoffman) writes:
>Know any good palindromes you'd like to pass along? Thanks!

Let us meet I2I.


Andrew Rogers

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Mar 29, 1994, 5:39:14 AM3/29/94
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In article <CnAo7...@eskimo.com> ste...@eskimo.com (Steve Hoffman) writes:
>Know any good palindromes you'd like to pass along? Thanks!

Yes... here's a canonical list of 'em that gets posted here from time to
time (like now)...

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A dog, a plan, a canal: pagoda.

Rats live on no evil star.

Straw, no, too stupid a fad, I put soot on warts.

I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori.

Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo,
Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida,
Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina,
Lily, Arne, Betty, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl,
Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden,
Noel, and Ellen sinned.

A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama!

A man, a plan, a cat, a canal -- Panama!

A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a hat, a canal -- Panama!
Go deliver a dare, vile dog.

Doc note, I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.

PALINDROMIC POEM:

Mood's mode!
Pallas, I won!
(Diaper pane, sold entire.)
Melt till ever sere, hide it.
Drown a more vile note;
(Tar of rennet.)
Ah, trowel, baton, eras ago.
The reward? A "nisi." Two nag.

Otary tastes putrid, yam was green.
Odes up and on; stare we.
Rats nod. Nap used one-erg saw.
(May dirt upset satyr?)

A toga now; 'tis in a drawer, eh?
Togas are notable.
(Worth a tenner for Ate`.)
Tone liver. O Man, word-tied I.

Here's revel!
Little merit, Ned? Lose, Nap?
Repaid now is all apedom's doom.


Tarzan raised a Desi Arnaz rat.

Able was I, ere I saw Elba!

If I had a hi-fi

A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, hero's, rajahs, a coloratura,
maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan,
a tag, a banana bag again, or: a camel, a crepe, pins, spam,
a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal -- Panama!


Here is some information about a few palindromes related to the one
you mention. As far as I know, the first person to put a cat in the
canal was Jim Saxe, in his 9 October 1983 plan file.

A man, a plan, a cat, a canal -- Panama?

Guy Jacobson added several items later that year.

A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a hat, a canal -- Panama!

Guy's palindrome appears on page 127 of COMMON LISP, THE LANGUAGE
(page 170 of the 2nd edition). The 2nd edition of COMMON LISP, THE
LANGUAGE also contains the remarkable:

A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps,
snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a
banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo,
cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal -- Panama!

which is presumably the work of Guy Steele, the book's author.

I dredged up the problem in 1984, and discovered the following 540-word
version with the help of a computer program that I wrote.

A man, a plan, a caret, a ban, a myriad, a sum, a lac, a liar,
a hoop, a pint, a catalpa, a gas, an oil, a bird, a yell, a vat,
a caw, a pax, a wag, a tax, a nay, a ram, a cap, a yam, a gay,
a tsar, a wall, a car, a luger, a ward, a bin, a woman, a vassal,
a wolf, a tuna, a nit, a pall, a fret, a watt, a bay, a daub,
a tan, a cab, a datum, a gall, a hat, a fag, a zap, a say, a jaw,
a lay, a wet, a gallop, a tug, a trot, a trap, a tram, a torr,
a caper, a top, a tonk, a toll, a ball, a fair, a sax, a minim,
a tenor, a bass, a passer, a capital, a rut, an amen, a ted,
a cabal, a tang, a sun, an ass, a maw, a sag, a jam, a dam, a sub,
a salt, an axon, a sail, an ad, a wadi, a radian, a room, a rood,
a rip, a tad, a pariah, a revel, a reel, a reed, a pool, a plug,
a pin, a peek, a parabola, a dog, a pat, a cud, a nu, a fan, a pal,
a rum, a nod, an eta, a lag, an eel, a batik, a mug, a mot, a nap,
a maxim, a mood, a leek, a grub, a gob, a gel, a drab, a citadel,
a total, a cedar, a tap, a gag, a rat, a manor, a bar, a gal,
a cola, a pap, a yaw, a tab, a raj, a gab, a nag, a pagan, a bag,
a jar, a bat, a way, a papa, a local, a gar, a baron, a mat, a rag,
a gap, a tar, a decal, a tot, a led, a tic, a bard, a leg, a bog,
a burg, a keel, a doom, a mix, a map, an atom, a gum, a kit,
a baleen, a gala, a ten, a don, a mural, a pan, a faun, a ducat,
a pagoda, a lob, a rap, a keep, a nip, a gulp, a loop, a deer,
a leer, a lever, a hair, a pad, a tapir, a door, a moor, an aid,
a raid, a wad, an alias, an ox, an atlas, a bus, a madam, a jag,
a saw, a mass, an anus, a gnat, a lab, a cadet, an em, a natural,
a tip, a caress, a pass, a baronet, a minimax, a sari, a fall,
a ballot, a knot, a pot, a rep, a carrot, a mart, a part, a tort,
a gut, a poll, a gateway, a law, a jay, a sap, a zag, a fat,
a hall, a gamut, a dab, a can, a tabu, a day, a batt, a waterfall,
a patina, a nut, a flow, a lass, a van, a mow, a nib, a draw,
a regular, a call, a war, a stay, a gam, a yap, a cam, a ray,
an ax, a tag, a wax, a paw, a cat, a valley, a drib, a lion,
a saga, a plat, a catnip, a pooh, a rail, a calamus, a dairyman,
a bater, a canal -- Panama.

This was done with the Unix spelling dictionary and a fairly
simple-minded program. With a better word list and a smarter program
I'm sure the palindrome could be ten times as long.

I am somewhat concerned that people have been redistributing these
palindromes without attribution. Please don't do so. And if you get
a copy of my palindrome without my name on it, I would appreciate it
if you mention my objection to whoever sends it to you.

Dan Hoey
Ho...@AIC.NRL.Navy.Mil


Rise to vote sir

Madam I'm Adam

A Toyota! Race fast, safe car. A Toyota

You can cage a swallow can't you but you can't swallow a cage can you?

Madam in Eden, I'm Adam.

Sit on a potato pan, Otis.

Top step's pup's pet spot.

A fine snore, rare Ronsen IFA.

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!

Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas.

Cigar? Toss it in a can, it is so tragic.

Unremarkable was I ere I saw Elba Kramer, nu?

A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a hat, a canal - Panama!

A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps,
snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana
bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a
jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal - Panama!

Aha!

Oh, no! Don Ho!

Bonk! One Mac. Newton sees not wen came (no knob).

Lisa Bonet ate no basil.

Toni Tennille fell in net. I, not!

Vanna, wanna V?

Man, Oprah's sharp on A.M.

Damn! I, Agassi, miss again! Mad!

(... Yawn.) Madonna Fan? No damn way!

E. Borgnine drags Dad's gardening robe.

Neil A. sees alien!

The almanac can am laeth

I'm runnin'! - Nurmi

A man, a plan, a canal...Suez!

Is Don Adams mad? (A nod.) Si!

No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon.

Alan Alda stops racecar, spots ad: "Lana-L.A."

Bush saw Sununu swash sub.

Cain: A maniac!

Depardieu, go razz a rogue I draped.

Ed, I saw Harpo Marx ram Oprah W. aside.

I, Rasputin, knit up Sari.

Let O'Hara gain an inn in a niagara hotel.

Noriega can idle, held in a cage...Iron!

O, geronimo, no minor ego!

Plan no damn Madonna LP.

Red lost case, Ma. Jesse James acts older.

Sis, ask Costner to not rent socks "As Is"!

So, G. Rivera's tots are virgos.

T. Eliot nixes sex in toilet!

To Idi Amin: I'm a idiot!
A dog! A panic in a pagoda!

A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.

A tin mug for a jar of gum, Nita.

Ah, Satan sees Natasha.

Al lets Della call Ed Stella.

amaryllis sillyrama

Animal loots foliated detail of stool lamina.

Bird rib.

Bombard a drab mob.

But sad Eva saved a stub.

Camus sees sumac.

Cigar? Toss it in a can, it is so tragic.

Daedalus: nine, Peninsula: dead.

Dairy myriad.

Deirdre wets altar of St. Simons - no mists, for at last ewer dried.

Denim axes examined.

Dennis and Edna sinned.

Dior droid.

Drat Sadat, a dastard!

Drat Saddam, a mad dastard!

Draw, o coward!

Egad! No bondage!

Egad, an adage!

emu fat sap pasta fume

Enid and Edna dine:
Eda Nomel's lemonade
Bel Paese a pleb
Parkay yak rap
Feeble el beef
Roti de pup editor
Eel, urbane hen a brulee
Self-furnace Pecan ruffles

Eros? Sidney, my end is sore.

Evil olive.

Flee to me, remote elf.

Flesh! Saw I Mimi wash self!

Gert, I saw Ron avoid a radio-van - or was it Reg?

Gnu dung.

Go hang a salami! I'm a lasagna hog!

God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!

God, a slap! Paris, sir, appals a dog.

Goldenrod-adorned log

Golf? No sir, prefer prison-flog.

Gustav Klimt milk vats - ug!

I maim Miami.

I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori.

I, zani Nazi.

Jar a tonga, nag not a raj.

Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak.

Kayak salad - Alaska yak.

Lager, Sir, is regal.

Laminated E.T. animal.

Lay a wallaby baby ball away, Al.

Lepers repel.

"M" lab menial slain: embalm.

Ma is a nun, as I am.

Man, Eve let an irate tar in at eleven a.m.

May a moody baby doom a yam?

Mayhem, eh Yam?

"Miry rim! So many daffodils," Delia wailed, "slid off a dynamo's miry rim!"

Must sell at tallest sum.

Naomi, did I moan?

Ned, go gag Ogden.

Never odd or even.

No lemons, no melon.

Nog eroded Oregon.

Nosegay ages on.

Now Ned, I am a maiden nun: Ned, I am a maiden won.

O.E.D. or rodeo?

Pa's a sap.

Paganini: Din in A Gap.

Party boobytrap.

Poor Dan is in a droop.

Red Nevada vendor.

Reflog a golfer

Reno loner

"Reviled did I live," said I, "as evil I did deliver."

Rise, take lame female Kate, sir.

Rococo "R".

Rot-corpse Sumatran art amuses proctor.

Senile Felines

Sex at noon taxes.

Sex-aware era waxes.

Sh, Tom sees moths.

Sir, I soon saw Bob was no Osiris.

Sis, Sargasso Moss a grass is.

Sit on a potato pan, Otis.

Sniff'um muffins.

So, Ida, adios!

Solo gigolos.

Sore eye, Eros?

Sore was I ere I saw Eros.

Stab nail at ill Italian bats.

Star comedy by Democrats.

Stella won no wallets

Step on no pets!

Stop! Murder us not, tonsured rumpots!

Strategem: megatarts.

straw warts

T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad. "I'd assign it a
name: gant dirt upset on drab pot toilet

Tarzan raised Desi Arnaz' rat.

Tense, I snap Sharon roses, or Norah's pansies net.

Too bad, I hid a boot.

Trafalgar rag: La Fart

Tuna nut

U.F.O. tofu.

Viva le te de Tel Aviv

Was raw tap ale not a reviver at one lap at Warsaw?

We seven, Eve, sew.

Yawn a more Roman way.

Yell upset a cider: predicates pulley.

Yo! Bottoms up, U.S. Motto, boy!

FOREIGN LANGUAGE PALINDROMES

(Latin)
Subi dura a rudibus (endure rough treatement from uncultured brutes)

Sator Arepo tenet opera rotas (The sower Arepo works with the help of a wheel.)

(Finnish)

Saippuakauppias (soap dealer)
(the longest one word palindrome in the world!)

suolatalous - salt economy

iso rikas sika sokosakissa kirosi - a fat rich pig cursed in a poker gang

isa, ala myy myymalaasi - father, don't sell your shop (two dots over those a's)

(Welsh)
Llad dafad dall (kill a blind sheep)

(Swedish)
Ni talar bra latin (you speak good Latin)

--
=============================================================================
Pete Biggs :{) Janet: pe...@uk.ac.ox.physchem
Internet: pe...@physchem.ox.ac.uk
=============================================================================

From my fortune file:

11 * 181 = 1991 = 181 * 11
A dog! A panic in a pagoda!
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.
Able was I ere I saw Elba.
aibohphobia [fear of palindromes]
Aim a Toyota tatami mat at a Toyota, Mia.
Anna: "Did Otto peep?" Otto: "Did Anna?"
Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna.
Dabale arroz a la zorra el abad (The abbot was giving rice to the fox)
Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.
Devil Natasha, ah, Satan lived !
Did I draw Della too tall, Edward? I did?
Doc, note I dissent, a fast never prevents a fatness, I diet on cod.
Do geese see God?
Do good? I? No! Evil anon I deliver: I maim nine more hero-men in Saginaw; sanitary sword a-tuck, Carol, I--lo!--rack, cut a drowsy rat in Aswan; I gas nine more hero-men in Miami; reviled I (Nona) live on. I do, O God!
Drat Saddam mad dastard.
Dr. Lime, 121 Emil Rd.
Egad, a base life defiles a bad age.
Egad! A base tone denotes a bad age.
Emil saw a slime.
Emordnilap palindrome.
Eros' sis is sore.
Eros? Sidney, my end is sore!
Erotic, I gammon ever on, else partisan, I live evil in a sit. Rapes Lenore: venom magic I tore.
Esope reste ici et se repose (Aesop is resting here and relaxing)
Evil I did dwell, lewd did I live.
Gateman's nametag.
Go deliver a dare, vile dog.
God saw I was dog.
Golf? No sir, prefer prison flog.
He goddam mad dog, eh?
He stops spots, eh?
He won snow, eh?
He won't, ah, wander, Edna. What now, eh?
I, man, am regal; a German am I.
I prevent u-boats, tar, evil live rats, Tao, but never pi.
I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori.
I won, Karen, an era know I.
Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak.
Lepers repel.
Live dirt up a side track carted is a putrid evil.
Lonely Tylenol.
Ma has a ham.
Ma is a nun, as I am.


Ma is as selfless as I am.

Madam, in Eden, I'm Adam.
Marge lets Norah see Sharon's telegram.
May a moody baby doom a yam?
Murder for a jar of red rum.
Name no one man.
"Naomi, sex at noon taxes!", I moan.
Never odd or even.
Niagara, O roar again.
No, I met System Ion.
No, I tan, I'm at no contamination.
No evil shah lives on.
No, it is opposition.
No pinot noir on orion to nip on.
No, she stops spots, eh, son?
Now I see bees I won.
O, memsahib Bart, rabbi has memo.
O, stone, be not so.
Paget saw an Irish tooth, Sir, in a waste gap.
Rats drown in WordStar.
Rats live on no evil star
Red rum, sir, is murder.
Rise, sir lapdog! Revolt, lover! God, pal, rise, sir!
Rise to vote, sir.
Saippuakauppias. (Finnish word for "soap seller")
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas.
Senile felines
Sir, I'm Iris.
Sit on a potato pan, Otis.
Sleep on no peels.
Step on no pets.
Stop, Syrian! I start at rats in airy spots.
Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts...
Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.
Swen, on gnus, sung no news.
Ten animals I slam in a net.
The fat cop spoke in a strange tongue:"Eugnot egnarts a ni ekops poc taf eht."
Trap all afoot; I too fall apart.
Vote to not slip up, refer pupils to note TOV.
Was it a rat I saw?
We few erase cares, Al; laser aces are we few.
We repaid a no name Pacific ape man on a diaper, ew!
Won't lovers revolt now?
Yreka Bakery

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Woody Thrower

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Mar 29, 1994, 12:45:17 PM3/29/94
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In article <2n763m$q...@nntpd.lkg.dec.com> beaur...@hannah.enet.dec.com () writes:
>
>ok,...here's the standard cheezy one:
>
>Rise to vote, sir
>
>
>here's my personal favorite..
>
>Ah, Satan Sees Natasha

My personal favorite is:
A man, a plan, a canal: Panama
--
Woody Thrower (wo...@park.uvsc.edu)

TWINK!

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Mar 29, 1994, 8:17:43 PM3/29/94
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>
>>The only english one I know: A man, a plan, a canal: panama.
>
>
>A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, hero's rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe,
>percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a cat, a mane, paper, a
>Toyota rep, a pen, a mat, a can, a tag, a banana bag again, or: a camel,

>a crepe, pins, spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a
>canal, Panama!
>

Do good? I? No! Evil anon I deliver: I maim nine more hero-men in

Saginaw; sanitary sword a-tuck, Carol, I-lo! -rack, cut a drowsy rat in Aswan;


I gas nine more hero-men in Miami; reviled I (Nona) live on. I do, O God!

(this one I found in a book)


TWINK!

Sunshine

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Mar 30, 1994, 11:22:02 AM3/30/94
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For palindrome heaven/hell, finger hdchic...@amh.amherst.edu

its my shakes prof., and his plan is all palindromes


--
Bethany "Bitty" Ramirez | "Is there anybody out there?" | "That's all folks!"
"What color are their hands now?" -------- "You ARE the brute squad!!!"
"A Jedi craves not these things": \ bi / Snapple, Cheezits, and Vodka.
"I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach \/ your Grandmother to suck eggs!"

Herre de Jonge

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Mar 31, 1994, 4:53:55 PM3/31/94
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Steve Hoffman (ste...@eskimo.com) wrote:
: Know any good palindromes you'd like to pass along? Thanks!

This is a Dutch palindrome which I like very much:

Nelli plaatst op ene parterretrap ene pot staalpillen.

Which translates to the totally stupid sentence:

Nelli places upon a "parterre"-stairs a pot of steelpills.

Cu,
Herre

Michael Whincop

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Mar 31, 1994, 9:56:30 AM3/31/94
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>ok,...here's the standard cheezy one:

>Rise to vote, sir


>here's my personal favorite..

>Ah, Satan Sees Natasha

Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Madam in Eden, I'm Adam.

_____________________________________________________________________
Michael Whincop - Law, Griffith Uni, Aust. M.Wh...@law.gu.edu.au
"The Queen of Silence bids me be silent. I grasp what she has concealed;
I conceal what she cannot grasp______________________________________

R. Houston Maynard

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Apr 2, 1994, 7:51:26 PM4/2/94
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> >Rise to vote, sir
> >here's my personal favorite..
> >Ah, Satan Sees Natasha
> Was it a car or a cat I saw?
> Madam in Eden, I'm Adam.
>
A Man, A Plan, A Canal, Panama

...a six is a six is a six is a six is a six is a...

race car

These remind me of a friend who went out partying one night:
He was supposed to call home as soon as he got to the party. But of course
he forgot to do so right away. Instead he downed a few beers before calling.
Once he got his buzz going, he remembered he had to call. When his father
answered the phone, my friend said, "Hey, dad....[brief pause]...Hey, I just
said 'dad' backwards!"

-Reo <stu_rh...@vax1.acs.jmu.edu>

Bosco

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My favorite palindrome is 'A man, a plan, a canal, Panama'

Gern Blansten

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My little sister brought this one home:

"I'm a lasagna hog. Go hang a salami."

YES! It's really Lippy!

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In article <rkwj...@puknet.puk.ac.za>,
Jooste, JP <rkw...@puknet.puk.ac.za> wrote:
>
>Let us meet I2I.
>
Lettuce meat?????? oh shit here come those caniballistic vegetarians again!


mar...@sfov1.verifone.com

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Apr 9, 1994, 1:24:04 AM4/9/94
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SH> Know any good palindromes you'd like to pass along? Thanks!

Able was I ere I saw Elba.

A Toyota.

Madam, I'm Adam.

rba...@computrek.org

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ID>My favorite palindrome is 'A man, a plan, a canal, Panama'


Huh?

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In article <Cnnrp...@hub.cs.jmu.edu>, STU_RH...@vax1.acs.jmu.edu (R. Houston Maynard) writes:
|> A Man, A Plan, A Canal, Panama

Are there more countries with which you can do this ?

I could think of the following:

DNA, lop-sided, is Poland

DNA, Liz, aw'some Mo: Swaziland
(a trifle fudged, I admit)

DNA, Lulu: Zululand

A Dan, a Candy, a bar, a cat, a car, a bay, DNA: Canada
(i.e., Dan Ackroyd, John Candy)

So a lot went new to Laos

Nap, a jog, go ! Japan.
(the Japanese way of life)

Are there more ???

I've always found it strange that the word 'palindrome' is
not a palindrome itself. However, if we are allowed to mix
Swedish and English:

Se mord, Ni Lapp: palindromes !

(meaning ~ "see murder, you Lap:")

I also realised that Swedish (and Norwegian and Danish) must
be ideal languages for palindromophiles; it has lots of vowels
and many words end in 'exotic' consonants (e.g., v, b, g) which
is always useful.
Any good Swedish palindromes (other than "Ni talar bra Latin",
you speak latin well) out there ?


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>>>>> "Gerard" == Gerard Kleijwegt <ger...@rigel.bmc.uu.se> writes:

Gerard> In article <Cnnrp...@hub.cs.jmu.edu>,
Gerard> STU_RH...@vax1.acs.jmu.edu (R. Houston Maynard) writes:
Gerard> |> A Man, A Plan, A Canal, Panama

Gerard> Are there more countries with which you can do this ?
[stuff deleted]
Gerard> I also realised that Swedish (and Norwegian and Danish)
Gerard> must be ideal languages for palindromophiles; it has lots
Gerard> of vowels and many words end in 'exotic' consonants (e.g.,
Gerard> v, b, g) which is always useful. Any good Swedish
Gerard> palindromes (other than "Ni talar bra Latin", you speak
Gerard> latin well) out there ?


The longest palindrome in one word, *I* know, are (naturellement) in
danish:

regninger

meaning bills, as in somebody want money from you.

The should be nicer ones....

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ia...@iesd.auc.dk (Inger Marie B. Jakobsen) writes:


>regninger

>meaning bills, as in somebody want money from you.

Using more words:

"En af dem der red med fane".

(one of those that rode with a flag)
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Institute of Computer Science,
University of Copenhagen, Denmark
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Miia Maarit Susanna Silvennoinen

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: The longest palindrome in one word, *I* know, are (naturellement) in
: danish:
: regninger

The longest one word palindrome is Finnish, it's even
featured in the Guinness Book of Records:

SAIPPUAKAUPPIAS

which is a salesperson who sells soap (soapseller?).

Susanna

Andre King

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A man. A plan. A canal. Panama.

Ricard Wolf

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In article <1994Apr11....@odin.diku.dk> elg...@diku.dk (Niels Elgaard Larsen) writes:
>ia...@iesd.auc.dk (Inger Marie B. Jakobsen) writes:
>
>
>"En af dem der red med fane".
>
>(one of those that rode with a flag)

This is getting a bit out of the subject line but ... didn't Valdemar
Poulsen, the inventor of the wire-recorder, come up with this?

ObJoke: When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

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Erkka Lepp{nen

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In article <Co3rx...@utu.fi>,

Miia Maarit Susanna Silvennoinen <sus...@utu.fi> wrote:
>
>The longest one word palindrome is Finnish, it's even
>featured in the Guinness Book of Records:
>
>SAIPPUAKAUPPIAS
>
>which is a salesperson who sells soap (soapseller?).
>
>Susanna

Still longer is:

SAIPPUAKALASALAKAUPPIAS

(a secret soap-fish seller?)

A fish called 'saippuakala' (soap-fish) really exists, but I don't know if
you have to sell it in secrecy.

- Erkka

Skeleton Jack

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When palindromes are outlawed, dewaltuo era semordnilap nehw!


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The Rec.puzzles archive has a long and excellent list of palindromes
which gets posted from time to time. That newsgroup's FAQ list explains
how to access the archive.
Ben Fairbank


Michael Sedano

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Actually, Jack, that's not a true palindrome. "dewaltuo" is missing its
case marker, a common enough error, though thoroughly explained in
Cicero, Ars Palindromi, and later in Bede's treatise on Adam, the
original source of "madam i'm adam," though it is more complicated in
Bede's medieval Latin.
Not a criticism, just an elucidation.

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Lee Roll

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In article <2od1br$8...@relay.tor.hookup.net> ak...@hookup.net (Andre King) writes:
>A man. A plan. A canal. Panama.

I believe that this was overheard at the "Garden of Eden" nightclub....
"Madam, I'm Adam"

Livian Segal

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Well,you have a mistake. Actually it's: SAIPPUAKIVIKAUPPIAS (you forgot 3 letters)

The longest ENGLISH palindrome is REDIVIDER.
...or a new chemical word: DETARTRATED.
By the way, the longest palindrome ever (not one word) have 66,666 words
starting with Al,Sign it, "Lover"!.... and ending with "...revolting,isla"

Egh, bandwidth waste...

Livian

Felix Marin (UCV)

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Apr 17, 1994, 6:16:23 PM4/17/94
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Inger Marie B. Jakobsen (ia...@iesd.auc.dk) wrote:

: regninger

: -- vh
: --

There are two I know in spanish:

1) RECONOCER. It's the verb ( to recognize ).
2) AREPERA: It's a venezuelan place where we can buy arepas with meat,
ham, cheese, etc.. or combination of them inside the arepa.
This place is like a fastfood one where many people go for
breakfast.
Arepa is some type of corn pie which is the analogous of bread.
In USA, I found somewhere they translate arepa as " corn
turnover ".

Don Lundell

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>Newsgroups: rec.humor,alt.usage.english,nordunet.talk.humor
>Subject: Re: Any good palindromes?
>Date: Mon, 11 Apr 1994 16:17:36 GMT

>
>
>: The longest palindrome in one word, *I* know, are (naturellement) in
>: danish:
>: regninger
>
>The longest one word palindrome is Finnish, it's even
>featured in the Guinness Book of Records:
>
>SAIPPUAKAUPPIAS
>
>which is a salesperson who sells soap (soapseller?).
>
>Susanna
>

Prepare yourself :-)


Senile felines.

Able was I ere I saw Elba.

Sit on a potato pan Otis.

Yo Bob! Mug a gumbo boy.

Eva can ignite virtuosos out riveting in a cave.

Live dirt up a side track carted is a putrid evil.

Do geese see God?

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Re. Palindromes:

A man; a plan; a canal; Panama.


Marcus Turner.

Bill Evans

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tvn...@otago.ac.nz wrote:
: A man; a plan; a canal; Panama.

A man; a plan; a canal; Panama.

-- Captain Nitpick

ph...@sit.sps.mot.com

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This is the palindrome to end all palindromes. It was
published in a pamphlet called "Understanding Understanding"
which I believe was a collection of Scientific American articles
by Douglas Hostadter(sp?). As I remember this palindrome was
not attributed to him but off-hand I can't remember who it said
created this thing.


*
Write
down ten `a's,
eight `c's, ten `d's,
fifty-two `e's, thrity-eight `f's,
sixteen `g's, thirty `h's, forty-eight `i's,
six `l's, four `m's, thirty-two `n's, forty-four `o's,
four `p's, four `q's, forty-two `r's, eighty-four `s's,
seventy-six `t's, twenty-eight `u's, four `v's, four `W's,
eighteen `w's, fourteen `x's, thirty-two `y's, four `:'s,
four `*'s, twenty-six `-'s, fifty-eight `.'s,
sixty ``'s and sixty `''s, in a
palindromic sequence
whose second
half runs
thus:
:suht
snur flah
dnoces esohw
ecneuqes cimordnilap
a ni ,s''` ytxis dna s'`` ytxis
,s'.` thgie-ytfif ,s'-` xis-ytnewt ,s'*` ruof
,s':` ruof ,s'y` owt-ytriht ,s'x` neetruof ,s'w` neethgie
,s'W` ruof ,s'v` ruof ,s'u` thgie-ytnewt ,s't` xis-ytneves
,s's` ruof-ythgie ,s'r` owt-ytrof ,s'q` ruof ,s'p` ruof
,s'o` ruof-ytrof ,s'n` owt-ytriht ,s'm` ruof ,s'l` xis
,s'i` thgie-ytrof ,s'h` ytriht ,s'g` neetxis
,s'f` thgie-ytirht ,s'e` owt-ytfif
,s'd` net ,s'c` thgie
,s'a` net nwod
etirW
*

---
ph...@sit.sps.mot.com

"Bravery, Kindness, Clarity, Honesty, Compassion, Generosity,
Bravery, Honesty, Dignity, Clarity, Kindness, Compassion"
- Phillip Glass

I went to two of the inaugural balls [in 1989], which is about
all a nonelected human being can bear. You can't drink because
the bar is 250,000 Republicans away from where you are. And
you can't dance because the music is being played by the
Marines on sousaphones. This must be what entertainment was
like in the nineteenth century, before fun was invented.
- A Parliament of Whores - P.J. O'Rourke

gary anderson

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My favorite palindrome -- and certainly one of the longest I've ever
seen -- is this:

"Inspector James thought it was most unusual when he picked up the
phone on the second ring and heard a mysterious voice say: 'Yas eciov
suoiretsym a draeh dna gnir dnoces eht no enohp eht pu dekcip eh
nehw lausunu tsom saw ti thgouht semaj rotcepsni!'"

Nicholas Mcleod

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How about this, brought to my attention by Stephen Fry:

Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas.

- Latmax

Michael A. OConnell

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Napoleon:

able was I ere I saw Elba


\(?_?)/

Michael O'Connell email: m...@bdrc.bd.com
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Thrivikrama Shenoy

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Sleepy baby peels.

Drowsy baby's word.

Vikram.

Paul Terpstra

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vik...@merlin.dev.cdx.mot.com (Thrivikrama Shenoy) writes:

>Sleepy baby peels.


Emil, a sleepy baby peels a lime.
No, Mel, a sleepy baby peels a lemon.

jfut...@hamp.hampshire.edu

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SATAN, OSCILLATE MY METALLIC SONATAS

(seen in a bathroom stall)

Smile (Cynthia Lux)

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For another interesting palindrome:

Natasha? Ah, Satan!
(*From Piers Anthony's Incarnations of Immortality series*)

---Little Miss Humorvoll


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"Enter the world with a smile on your face and a song in
your heart, no matter how dumb you look!"

"Everybody needs a warm fuzzy now and then."
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Brian Bringardner

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Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.

"If I had a hi-fi" is the title of a book of palindromes.


Other than "The quick brown fox..." and "Now is the time..."
does anyone have any good panwhatevers - those senteces that contain
every letter of the alphabet?


PeifferC

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here's a couple:
Napoleons famous -- "Able was I ere I saw Elba"
Rats live on no evil star
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!

Daniel Dillman

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BB==>Other than "The quick brown fox..." and "Now is the time..."
BB==>does anyone have any good panwhatevers - those senteces that contain
BB==>every letter of the alphabet?

Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz.

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SARAH ROSE VERBOSKY

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In article <1994Apr28.1...@merlin.dev.cdx.mot.com>, vik...@merlin.dev.cd

x.mot.com (Thrivikrama Shenoy) writes:
>Sleepy baby peels.
>
>Drowsy baby's word.
>
>Vikram.
>
Poor Dan is in a droop

Sarah
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Aibohphobia: N. The fear of palindromes.

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Fredrick Mbuya

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I know that things not in english are not probably wanted but this one
is fairly good in finnish.

saippuakalasalakauppias

freely translated it means illeagal soap fish dealor.


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Orion Auld

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Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!

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Bill Evans

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The challenge in my case was to come up with a palindrome with
the first four words already given:

"No pain, no PairGain!" imps argue. Ida dibbles. Sad, yass.
'Nam regal live patrons snort, tape villa. Germans say "Dasselb!",
bid adieu, grasp mini agria 'pon Nia Pon.

-- Captain Nitpick

Joseph K.

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I don't think anyone's posted my grandfather's favorite:

A man, a plan, a canal: Panama.

-K.

mrb...@acf6.acf.nyu.edu

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In article <1994May9.1...@cs.joensuu.fi>, mb...@cs.joensuu.fi
(Fredrick Mbuya) writes:
> I know that things not in english are not probably wanted but this one
> is fairly good in finnish.
>
> saippuakalasalakauppias
>
> freely translated it means illeagal soap fish dealor.

Yeah...I know that in *this* country, soap fish dealing is a felony offense.
So next time I see that word in the paper, I'll know that *not only* is it a
palindrome, but also that one of the dastardly soap-fish-dealing rapscallions
have been caught. And good riddance too.

jack...@esvx17.es.dupont.com

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I think someone probably has. However, I know my great Uncle
Ewalt's favorite has never been posted:

A plan, a canal, a Panama man.

"Dyno" Don Jackson

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Cliff Heller

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In <1994May11.0...@es.dupont.com> jack...@esvx17.es.dupont.com writes:

Eat my dust:

A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, hero's rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe,
percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a cat, a mane, paper, a
Toyota rep, a pen, a mat, a can, a tag, a banana bag again, or: a camel,
a crepe, pins, spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a
canal, Panama!

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Alan Brown

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In article <1994May4.0...@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu>, SARAH ROSE VERBOSKY
<sr...@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu> wrote: >In article

<1994Apr28.1...@merlin.dev.cdx.mot.com>, vik...@merlin.dev.cd
>x.mot.com (Thrivikrama Shenoy) writes: >>Sleepy baby peels. >> >>Drowsy
baby's word. >> >>Vikram. >> >Poor Dan is in a droop > >Sarah >-- >

Arrgh! Damn editors.


Anyway, have a look in alt.tla


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William Hage

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Here's one for your collection
Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas

and another: Rettebs! I flahd noces, eh? Ttu, but the second half is better.

and here's one for the record books: ABBA HANAH POP HANAH ABBA.

William Hage

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May 12, 1994, 8:24:02 AM5/12/94
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The challenge in my case is to make some sort of sense out of that jumble of
words you claim is a pallindrome. I cannot. It is bollocks. And while it is
pallindromic it lacks the finesse of: Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas.

Or the grace of: Niagara, O roar again.


Or the brutal simplicity of Hanah, Hanah, Hanah!

Yours ect,
Will

Jeremy Todd

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stuart...@toadhall.com (Stuart Tanner) writes:

> > here's a couple:
> > Napoleons famous -- "Able was I ere I saw Elba"
> > Rats live on no evil star
> > Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!
> >

My personal favorites:

Tarzan raised Desi Arnaz' rat.
Stella won no wallets.
Stop! Murder us not, O tonsured rumpots!

And the longest palindrome I've seen:

T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad. "I'd
assign it a name: gnat dirt upset on drab pot toilet."


-jht

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Kern Parker

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Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus.

James Gibbs

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Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.

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Sex at noon taxes.

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