Need Joke for Punch line

[Andy Niedzwiecke]

A co-worker asked me about a joke that he knew the punch line for.
I have heard the joke years ago but cannot remember how it goes.

The punch line is "rectum, hell it damn near killed him"

Any help with this dilema would be appreciated.

Thanks, Andy

[Eurasmus B. Black]

That was going around in the early '40's.

A guy was describing an auto accident that he'd seen to a minister
and told him that the gear shift lever had gone up the driver's
asshole. The minister said "Rectum" and he answered "Rectum, Hell - it
damn near killed him." Back in those days most gear shift levers were
on the floor between the driver and passenger.

[Dean Porter]

Andy Niedzwiecke wrote:

A co-worker asked me about a joke that he knew the punch line for.
I have heard the joke years ago but cannot remember how it goes.

The punch line is "rectum, hell it damn near killed him"

Any help with this dilema would be appreciated.

Thanks, Andy

Take your pick

 Little Johnny was walking to the bus stop one morning and all of a sudden he
realizes that today is show and tell day, but he forgot to get something. He
looks up and sees a turtle in the middle of the road.

Thank God, I'm saved. I'll just get that turtle. But before he could get to it,
a huge truck comes along and runs it over. Shit, there goes my show and tell!
Anyway, depressed, he gets on the bus.

When he gets to school, he hid behind people and put his head down so the
teacher wouldn't call on him. But eventually it was his turn, Johnny, it's your
turn. What did you bring?

Well, I had a turtle, but a truck came and ran his ass over! Johnny! We don't
say ass, we say rectum.

Wrecked him?  Fuckin killed him!

Teacher:  Johnny! Why are you late to class again?

Johnny:   Sorry Miss, I've been down at the creek sticking cherry bombs
          up frogs asses...

Teacher:  Rectum, Johnny, Rectum...

Johnny: Wrecked'em? Hell, I blew'em to fuckin' pieces!
 

Dean Porter

[MARTIN J. KNIEP]

In a previous article, an...@master.cna.tek.com (Andy Niedzwiecke) says:

The teacher asks Johnny what the highlight of his summer vacation was.
Johnny replies, "I took my bow and arrow out in the woods and shot a squirrel
right in the asshole."

The teacher reprimands, "Rectum, Johnny."

To which Johnny responds, "Wrecked him, it damn near killed him."

Followed by the uncontrolled laughter of me and my various eight-year-old
friends. (O.K., that one still gets me.)

>A co-worker asked me about a joke that he knew the punch line for.
>I have heard the joke years ago but cannot remember how it goes.
>
>The punch line is "rectum, hell it damn near killed him"
>
>Any help with this dilema would be appreciated.
>
>Thanks, Andy
>
>
>

--
Martin Kniep
Scottsdale, Arizona, USA It's not whether you win or lose,
kni...@aztec.asu.edu It's how you place the blame

[Karl Dukes]

I am not absolutely sure, but i think that this had something to do
woth a guy shoving explosives up his ass.

The amount of damage was being assessed by his friend, at this point
the punchline came in. (did it do any damage? blew his balls off!!
What "wrecked em?"

[lu...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca]

Karl Dukes (ka...@userv.com) wrote:
: I am not absolutely sure, but i think that this had something to do

: >

--
The guy should tell everybody to go watch "Saving Ryan's Privates" to
understand "How it realy was".
L.R.

[Michael Morbius]

Either of Dean's will do but here's what our Grade 6 science teacher told
us:

Man #1: My grandfather fell down the stairs and broke his...how can I put
this politely?
Man #2: "Rectum?"
Man #1: Rectum?! It nearly killed him!

Morbius