Iraq Liberation Day
Tim Bruening
Baghdad).
nemo
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Just two weeks to Iraq Liberation Day (The day Saddam Hussein fled
> Baghdad).
. . . . . and became a public oppinion mole!
Pavel314
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Baghdad).
Is a Baghdad the consort of a bag lady?
Palema
You mean Bagmom, right? I believe that's a salve they use for cows
udders to relieve soreness and NG flames ;-)
nemo
Pavel314 <Pave...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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nemo
Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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Narr. They use an ointment which also makes Arians lose weight: Germoline.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Now just 12 days to Iraq Liberation Day.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
2 x 6 days to Iraq Liberation Day.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
3 x 4 days to Iraq Liberation Day.
Tim Bruening
Palema wrote:
No, they use Bag Balm.
Terrorists use Bag Bombs.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Sat, 27 Mar 2004 12:18:42 -0500, "Pavel314" <Pave...@comcast.net> found
> these unused words floating about:
>
> >If a gentile man converts to Judaism, he must be circumcised.
> >
> >If a gentile sea captain converts to Judaism, he must be circumnavigated.
> >
> >If a gentile air conditioning installer converts to Judaism, he must be
> >circumvented.
> >
> >If a gentile editor converts to Judaism, he must be circumscribed.
> >
> >If a gentile orator converts to Judaism, he must be circumlocuted.
> >
> >If a gentile optician converts to Judaism, he must be circumspect.
> >
> If a gentile meeting motivatioanl speaker converts to Judaism, he must be
> circumferenced?
If a clown converts, he must be circussed.
nemo
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4067D7CB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Palema wrote:
> >
> > > Pavel314 wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:40653308...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >>Just two weeks to Iraq Liberation Day (The day Saddam Hussein fled
> > > >>Baghdad).
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Is a Baghdad the consort of a bag lady?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > You mean Bagmom, right? I believe that's a salve they use for cows
> > > udders to relieve soreness and NG flames ;-)
> >
> > No, they use Bag Balm.
> >
> > Terrorists use Bag Bombs.
> >
> Exploding Hos?
Occupy: Pie eaten in occupied Iraq.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4067D7CB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Palema wrote:
> >
> > > Pavel314 wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:40653308...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >>Just two weeks to Iraq Liberation Day (The day Saddam Hussein fled
> > > >>Baghdad).
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Is a Baghdad the consort of a bag lady?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > You mean Bagmom, right? I believe that's a salve they use for cows
> > > udders to relieve soreness and NG flames ;-)
> >
> > No, they use Bag Balm.
> >
> > Terrorists use Bag Bombs.
> >
> Exploding Hos?
Garden terrorists?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Rowe Rickenbacker <use...@templeofdreams.net> wrote in message
> news:c49e07$2ed8u6$1...@ID-225446.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> > > Miss Ann Thropy: a girl who doesn't like other people...
> >
> > You joke, but I have a gothic friend who calls herself that...
> >
> Have you been down Miss Ann's Thrope yet?
Or to Lois Lane?
Tim Bruening
Rowe Rickenbacker wrote:
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Rowe Rickenbacker wrote:
> >
> >> Tim Bruening wrote:
> >>
> >>> Miss Ann Thropy: a girl who doesn't like other people...
> >>
> >> You joke, but I have a gothic friend who calls herself that...
> >
> > Have you been down Miss Ann's Thrope yet?
>
> Not recently.
Nuisance: Recently minted pennies.
nemo
What have they done to him BTW. Put him down another hole but filled it in
this time?
nemo
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4067D7CB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Palema wrote:
> >
> > > Pavel314 wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:40653308...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >>Just two weeks to Iraq Liberation Day (The day Saddam Hussein fled
> > > >>Baghdad).
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Is a Baghdad the consort of a bag lady?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > You mean Bagmom, right? I believe that's a salve they use for cows
> > > udders to relieve soreness and NG flames ;-)
> >
> > No, they use Bag Balm.
> >
> > Terrorists use Bag Bombs.
> >
> Exploding Hos?
Occupy: Pie eaten in occupied Iraq.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4067D7CB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Palema wrote:
> >
> > > Pavel314 wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:40653308...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >>Just two weeks to Iraq Liberation Day (The day Saddam Hussein fled
> > > >>Baghdad).
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Is a Baghdad the consort of a bag lady?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > You mean Bagmom, right? I believe that's a salve they use for cows
> > > udders to relieve soreness and NG flames ;-)
> >
> > No, they use Bag Balm.
> >
> > Terrorists use Bag Bombs.
> >
> Exploding Hos?
Occupy: Pie eaten in occupied Iraq.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4067D7CB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Palema wrote:
> >
> > > Pavel314 wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:40653308...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >>Just two weeks to Iraq Liberation Day (The day Saddam Hussein fled
> > > >>Baghdad).
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Is a Baghdad the consort of a bag lady?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > You mean Bagmom, right? I believe that's a salve they use for cows
> > > udders to relieve soreness and NG flames ;-)
> >
> > No, they use Bag Balm.
> >
> > Terrorists use Bag Bombs.
> >
> Exploding Hos?
Garden terrorists?
nemo
Reporter: Tell me Abdul, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Abdul: An explosion!
Bit of an unkind one this - but I am getting fed up with these terrorist
gitts who con kids into becoming suicide bombers:
nemo
After Viagra Exploding Hos become ancient tradition involving sausages as
used by submarines:
Banger Lore Torpedos.
nemo
. . . or worse, and in line with tradition: A pie filled with
eyeballs!
Bedouin: A prize you can sleep on.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40A935E3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4067D7CB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Palema wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Pavel314 wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:40653308...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >>Just two weeks to Iraq Liberation Day (The day Saddam Hussein fled
> > > > > >>Baghdad).
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Is a Baghdad the consort of a bag lady?
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > You mean Bagmom, right? I believe that's a salve they use for cows
> > > > > udders to relieve soreness and NG flames ;-)
> > > >
> > > > No, they use Bag Balm.
> > > >
> > > > Terrorists use Bag Bombs.
> > > >
> > > Exploding Hos?
> >
> > Occupy: Pie eaten in occupied Iraq.
>
> Reporter: Tell me Abdul, what do you want to be when you grow up?
>
> Abdul: An explosion!
What a way to make your mark on the world!
Tim Bruening
Palema wrote:
No, they use Bag Balm.
Terrorists use Bag Bombs.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40B1A03D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> So do Dubya's Trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsts!
What terrorists does George W Bush back?
nemo
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40B4443C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:40B1A03D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Palema wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Pavel314 wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:40653308...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >>Just two weeks to Iraq Liberation Day (The day Saddam Hussein fled
> > > > > >>Baghdad).
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Is a Baghdad the consort of a bag lady?
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > You mean Bagmom, right? I believe that's a salve they use for cows
> > > > > udders to relieve soreness and NG flames ;-)
> > > >
> > > > No, they use Bag Balm.
> > > >
> > > > Terrorists use Bag Bombs.
> > >
> > > So do Dubya's Trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsts!
> >
> > What terrorists does George W Bush back?
> >
> His Army?
I am unaware of U.S. troops flying commercial planes into buildings, or engaging
in suicide bombings, or releasing sarin gas in subways.
nemo
Alan
wrote:
>Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>news:40B80FEF...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > > What terrorists does George W Bush back?
>> > >
>> > His Army?
>>
>> I am unaware of U.S. troops flying commercial planes into buildings, or
>engaging
>> in suicide bombings, or releasing sarin gas in subways.
>>
>How about blowing up wedding receptions?
>
As well as Canadian troops. (Never figured out why they call that
friendly fire)
nemo
Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Yeah. Friendly fire should be what's burning in the grate when you come home
on a cold winter's night.
Collattaroll damage: A busted fossil-fuel filled bap made from chappati
flour.
Tim Bruening
nemo
> Dracula.
>
Phlebologist: Person who takes blood samples from a very embarrassing
place!
Bob Crowley
> Dracula.
Count Corpuscle went down for a bite.
nemo
Bob Crowley <bobcr...@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
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Butt just coz he walked a bit funny, everyone called his a Phagocyte!
nemo
J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
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> On 30 May 2004 04:48:44 -0700, bobcr...@optusnet.com.au (Bob Crowley)
> found these unused words floating about:
>
>
Someone who sticks forks in Vampires: Countainer!
nemo
Circumvent: Female Briss.
Fructus ventris: Fruit of the womb. OK. What does that make a
ventriloquist? - especially a male one?
Tim Bruening
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curmudgeon
but can we win the PEACE ?
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nemo
curmudgeon <britica...@bresnan.net> wrote in message
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We'd already have won teh peace if it weren't for idealistic idiot
politicians here and in the US who think they're so f*cking great that the
Iraqi people would fall down and worship us for getting rid of Sad Damned
and were taken totally by surprise by what actually happened..
Instead it's become a shooting gallery for every bastard terrorist who wants
to take pot shots at our soldiers.
I did like seeing him coming out of that hole though. Ice up hose (brrr!)
the dentist examining him afterwards was looking in his mouth for Weapons of
Mastication - while to the politicians involved, WMDs soon came to suggest,
"Wangers Manually Deployed" all round!
Jonners
"nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
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That's just what Usay, just wait till Mad Sam azziz come-uppance.
nemo
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Tim Bruening
curmudgeon wrote:
I suggest dropping large amounts of surgical anesthesia on Najaf to
knock out the entire town so that we can take over without opposition!
Tim Bruening
Stan Pierce
> I suggest dropping large amounts of surgical anesthesia on Najaf to
> knock out the entire
> town so that we can take over without opposition!
Well, the simplest way to get them running out of that Mosqu is to lob a few
Mace grenades in and pot them off as they come running out. So what's the
problem.
Tim Bruening
Stan Pierce wrote:
That sounds like a good idea, but can we tell insurgents apart from innocent
worshippers in a cloud of Mace?
Tim Bruening
Stan Pierce wrote:
I suggest using drug darts to avoid killing innocent worshippers.
Tim Bruening
Some of the Mosque residents may be too injuried to run, so wouldn't come out.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4067D7CB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Palema wrote:
> >
> > > Pavel314 wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:40653308...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >>Just two weeks to Iraq Liberation Day (The day Saddam Hussein fled
> > > >>Baghdad).
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Is a Baghdad the consort of a bag lady?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > You mean Bagmom, right? I believe that's a salve they use for cows
> > > udders to relieve soreness and NG flames ;-)
> >
> > No, they use Bag Balm.
> >
> > Terrorists use Bag Bombs.
> >
> Exploding Hos?
Occupy: Pie eaten in occupied Iraq.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Garden terrorists?
nemo
And end up Bagdead in Bagdad!
> > >
> > Exploding Hos?
>
> Occupy: Pie eaten in occupied Iraq.
Humble Pie: Being eaten by its ex- leader! (Probably not. Dick Taters are
such egomaniacs he probably still thinks he was right!)
Humble: Smelly male cow.
nemo
Flexible Bangalore Torpedoes?
>
> Garden terrorists?
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40A935E3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4067D7CB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Palema wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Pavel314 wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:40653308...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >>Just two weeks to Iraq Liberation Day (The day Saddam Hussein fled
> > > > > >>Baghdad).
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Is a Baghdad the consort of a bag lady?
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > You mean Bagmom, right? I believe that's a salve they use for cows
> > > > > udders to relieve soreness and NG flames ;-)
> > > >
> > > > No, they use Bag Balm.
> > > >
> > > > Terrorists use Bag Bombs.
> > > >
> > > Exploding Hos?
> >
> > Occupy: Pie eaten in occupied Iraq.
>
> Reporter: Tell me Abdul, what do you want to be when you grow up?
>
> Abdul: An explosion!
What a way to make your mark on the world!
nemo
He couldn't find a crater way!
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Sat, 27 Mar 2004 12:18:42 -0500, "Pavel314" <Pave...@comcast.net> found
> these unused words floating about:
>
> >If a gentile man converts to Judaism, he must be circumcised.
> >
> >If a gentile sea captain converts to Judaism, he must be circumnavigated.
> >
> >If a gentile air conditioning installer converts to Judaism, he must be
> >circumvented.
> >
> >If a gentile editor converts to Judaism, he must be circumscribed.
> >
> >If a gentile orator converts to Judaism, he must be circumlocuted.
> >
> >If a gentile optician converts to Judaism, he must be circumspect.
> >
> If a gentile meeting motivatioanl speaker converts to Judaism, he must be
> circumferenced?
If a clown converts, he must be circussed.
Tim Bruening
nemo
If famous US jazz trumpeters and singer/bandleaders use bombs, they have to
be Satchmo Charges!
Indian submariners use Bangalore Torpedos.
Bangalore: Sound of one of those scatter-bomb systems going off.
nemo
If a lion tamer converts, being a cruel bastard as they all are, he should
be concussed!
Claud Bottom: Name of a very poor lion tamer.
Edna Lionsmouth: His wife.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Concuss: Against swearing.
nemo
OY! Don't snip my vintage masterpieces!!
Claud Bottom: Name of a very poor lion tamer.
Edna Lionsmouth: His wife.
>
> Concuss: Against swearing.
>
Custard: A dessert that arrives so late that it's stone cold and everybody
swears!
Tim Bruening
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nemo
> Happy 11th day of Ramadan.
It's the nights of Ramadan that are happy. The days are miserable because
they're not allowed to eat anything!
Tim Bruening
nemo
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Happy 12th day of Ramadan.
A Moslem guy wished me salam alechem as I was coming home just now. Must be
a tradition to wish this to infidels during Ramadan.
Made up a little for my Moslem Opstairseker from Hell who uses his religion
as an excuse to behave like a right bastard!
DonEagles1
nemo
DonEagles1 <DonEa...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> Ram a Damn sausage down their throat!
>
>
They all have one throat?
There's a novelty!
"Oooh! Is there a paper hat and a motto as well?"
They ain't all terrierists!
DonEagles1
Would that be the Australian or Westminster?
nemo
> > They ain't all terrierist
>
>
> Would that be the Australian or Westminster?
>
Tim Bruening
DonEagles1
"nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
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terrier........."They ain't all terrierist"...........idiot! Do you mean
terrorist?????
>
nemo
> Happy 15th day of Ramadan.
Ire elephant!
nemo
triangular hole.
Terrierist is normal on here. It's an animal the goes "Woof! Woof! Bang!" -
similar pun to 'What goes "Clunk clunk clunk baaaaa clunk clunk clunk
baaaaa" and pumps water: An hydraulic ram!'
And what about Dubya's "Trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrst" or
"Teyrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrst"? Not to mention "Squrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl",
"Howywrss" for horse, or "Meeyrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
There's a hole nation of idiots over the pond. Just look how they're
conducting their erection campain too! Makes Dubya look a laughing schmock -
which is a pretty accurate description!