Favorite Carnac(sp?) Joke
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My favorite Carnac(sp?) (Johnny Carson character on the
Tonight Show) Joke goes something like this:
The Answer: "Siss, Boom, Baa"
The Question: "What noise does a sheep make when it explodes?"
Carson and McMahon were in tears with this one (along with everyone
else) and could hardly continue the with rest of the skit. Gotta be
one of the all-time best Carnac jokes.
-- Joe
christopher motherway
>
> My favorite Carnac(sp?) (Johnny Carson character on the
> Tonight Show) Joke goes something like this:
>
The Answer: He understands.
The Question: Where Jimmy Hoffa? (As in under Giants Stadium)
The Answer: Gin, King Tut and (Dan Quayle) (it's not that one, but...)
The Question: Name a rummy, a mummy and a dummy.
(And one made by Rich Little...)
The Answer: A homer and a triple, a catcher's mitt, a first-baseman's
glove, and Dolly Parton.
The Question: Name two big hits, two big mitts, (pause for effect)....
and a country-western star!
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Dave Bushong
>use...@Synopsys.Com writes:
>>
>> My favorite Carnac(sp?) (Johnny Carson character on the
>> Tonight Show) Joke goes something like this:
>>
>The Answer: He understands.
>The Question: Where Jimmy Hoffa? (As in under Giants Stadium)
>The Answer: Gin, King Tut and (Dan Quayle) (it's not that one, but...)
>The Question: Name a rummy, a mummy and a dummy.
>(And one made by Rich Little...)
>The Answer: A homer and a triple, a catcher's mitt, a first-baseman's
> glove, and Dolly Parton.
>The Question: Name two big hits, two big mitts, (pause for effect)....
> and a country-western star!
The Answer: Sis-boom-bah.
The Question: What sound does a sheep make when it explodes?
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Bill Trenko
|> wol...@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (christopher motherway) writes:
|>
|> >use...@Synopsys.Com writes:
|>
|> >>
|> >> My favorite Carnac(sp?) (Johnny Carson character on the
|> >> Tonight Show) Joke goes something like this:
|> >>
|> >The Answer: He understands.
|> >The Question: Where Jimmy Hoffa? (As in under Giants Stadium)
|>
|> >The Answer: Gin, King Tut and (Dan Quayle) (it's not that one,
|> but...)
|> >The Question: Name a rummy, a mummy and a dummy.
|>
|> >(And one made by Rich Little...)
|> >The Answer: A homer and a triple, a catcher's mitt, a first-baseman's
|> > glove, and Dolly Parton.
|> >The Question: Name two big hits, two big mitts, (pause for effect)....
|> > and a country-western star!
|>
|> The Answer: Sis-boom-bah.
|> The Question: What sound does a sheep make when it explodes?
I remember once when the audience groaned over one of his Carnac-isms,
and Carson replied, "May you walk a mile under a camel". Quite funny
at the time and it got more laughs than the rest of the regular
Carnac material. -BT.
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Phil Comeau
>wol...@cybernet.cse.fau.edu (christopher motherway) writes:
>
>>use...@Synopsys.Com writes:
>
>>>
>>> My favorite Carnac(sp?) (Johnny Carson character on the
>>> Tonight Show) Joke goes something like this:
[good stuff deleted]
Answer: Ben Gay.
Question: Why didn't Mrs. Franklin have any children?
Phil Comeau, com...@crc.sofkin.ca
Eric Carr
How about:
Answer: Mount Baldy
Question: What did Telly Savales' wife do on their honeymoon?
John Hunley
My fave:
A. Sinbad.
Q. Summarize the Bible.
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Answer: Yassir Arafat
Question: What does Dolly Parton say?
John Haim
>Answer: Yassir Arafat
From when the Tonight Show was broadcast from NY:
Answer: Con Edison
Question: What do you do when you cheat the electric company?
Scott Amspoker
>My fave:
>
>A. Sinbad.
>
>Q. Summarize the Bible.
...and my fave:
A. Regular or Ethyl
Q. Quote a phrase heard at a massage parlor.
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Phil Comeau
Another one I just remembered:
Answer: Peter Pan
Question: What do you use to cook a peter in?
Phil Comeau, com...@crc.sofkin.ca
Bob D'Amore
I remember, Answer: Pink Pad
Question: Describe Wayne Newton's apartment.
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Bill Shoemaker
A: Sis, boom, bah.
Q:What do you get when you blow up a sheep?
Bill Shoemaker
Richard Gillmann
The Question: What's Latin for "I really have to go the bathroom"?
KETTLER, THOMAS R.
(Richard Gillmann) writes...
>The Answer: Magnum P.I.
>
>The Question: What's Latin for "I really have to go the bathroom"?
How about this one:
The Answer: Matt Frewer (of "Max Headroom" fame)
The Question: What Sally said happened to her older sister Marsha.
Sincerely yours,
Thomas R. Kettler
Arthur Zards
A: Florida, Macintosh, Dolly Parton
Q: Name an orange, an apple, and a pear.
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William J. Bowen
Answer: Jack Nicholas, George Burns, and Bill Clinton
Question: Name a Joker, a Smoker, and a midnight Toker.
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Michael L Toler
: My Absolute Favorite...
:
: A: Siss, Boom, Baa.
: Q: Describe the sound of an exploding sheep.
: (Johnny and Ed were crying after this one and so was I... I still do.
: ...one of the best things I've ever seen on The Tonight Show.)
I Believe the actual Question was:
Q: What is the Sound a sheep makes when sat on by an Elephant?