Re: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Tiger
>Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
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>Here is a little test that will help you decide.
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>The answer can be found by posing the following question:
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> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
>children.
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> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
>locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
>and charges at you.
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> You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
>You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
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> What do you do?
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>Democrat's Answer:
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>Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
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>Does the man look poor or oppressed?
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>Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
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>Could we run away?
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>What does my wife think?
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>What about the kids?
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>Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
>hand?
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>What does the law say about this situation?
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>Does the Kimber have appropriate safety built into it?
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>Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
>send to society and to my children?
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>Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
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>Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
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>If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
>was stabbing me?
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>Should I call 9-1-1?
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>Why is this street so deserted?
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>We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
>healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
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>This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few
>days and try to come to a consensus.
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> Republican's Answer:
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> BANG!
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> Southerner's Answer:
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> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
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> BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
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>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
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>BANG! Click
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>Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
>Hollow Points?"
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>Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
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>Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
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A Repblician, but That Mason Dixon line is in short driving distance of
SE PA. :-) I guess I have to over the line to be a offical southerner?
Omelet
"Uncle_vito" <uncle_v...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
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> Southerner's Answer:
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> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
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> BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
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> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
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> BANG! Click
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> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
> Hollow Points?"
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> Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
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> Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
I'd seen this before, but it still always makes me chuckle. ;-)
--
Peace, Om
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datal...@gmail.com
> Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
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> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
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> BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
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> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
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> BANG! Click
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> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
> Hollow Points?"
>
> Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
>
> Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
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> Learn about rec.guns at http://www.recguns.net
> Win a Fulton Armory "Predator" AR-15 accuracy rig while
> supporting our RKBA. Details at http://www.myguns.net
> -------------------------------------------------------
Why are we allowing this political junk here? This group is about
guns, not politics.
There are alot of Republicans who are anti-gun
I know alot of Democrats who are pro-gun
and there are alot of Southerners who don't want to have anything
to do with Guns.
Darby OGill
"Uncle_vito" <uncle_v...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:fhisnc$iil$1...@grapevine.wam.umd.edu...
> Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
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>
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> Here is a little test that will help you decide.
>
>
>
> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
> children.
>
> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
> locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
> and charges at you.
>
> You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
>
> What do you do?
>
> .............................................................
>
>
>
> THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
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wife would have also opened up with her wheel gun........the girls would add
(waste) thier cannisters of pepper spray on the deserved scoundral.
If 16 shots don't do it, more practice and less talk is required!
PS Go Richardson !
peachy ashie passion
> In article <fhisnc$iil$1...@grapevine.wam.umd.edu>,
> "Uncle_vito" <uncle_v...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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>>Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
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> <snipped for space>
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>> Southerner's Answer:
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>> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>>
>> BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
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>>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>>
>>BANG! Click
>>
>>Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
>>Hollow Points?"
>>
>>Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
>>
>>Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
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> I'd seen this before, but it still always makes me chuckle. ;-)
Oh, I'm disappointed. I thought SURE Daddy was going to hand the gun
to daughter and let her have a turn instead of shooting the man himself!
MosNot
"data...@excite.com" <datal...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:2c87b726-8611-4eb9-be15-
> Why are we allowing this political junk here? This group is about
> guns, not politics.
Perhaps it's because they're shooting off their mouths
with plenty of ammo from their small caliber minds.
> There are alot of Republicans who are anti-gun
> I know alot of Democrats who are pro-gun
> and there are alot of Southerners who don't want to have anything
> to do with Guns.
Kill them ! Kill them all !
Gerald "Brick" Brickwood
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Sorry, but you need some new material.
Brass Hopper
news:fhisnc$iil$1...@grapevine.wam.umd.edu...
> Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
" Im a southerner and a conservative republican.
After all the shootin, I would go back and get my OT- 64 and hunt down the
rest of the rabble. "
Bothrops Alticola
> Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
>
>
> The answer can be found by posing the following question:
>
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
> children.
>
> Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
> locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
> and charges at you.
>
> You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
> You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
>
> What do you do?
>
> .............................................................
>
> THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:
>
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
>
> Does the man look poor or oppressed?
>
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
>
> Could we run away?
>
> What does my wife think?
>
> What about the kids?
>
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
> hand?
>
> What does the law say about this situation?
>
> Does the Kimber have appropriate safety built into it?
>
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
> send to society and to my children?
>
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
>
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he
> was stabbing me?
>
> Should I call 9-1-1?
>
> Why is this street so deserted?
>
> We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
> healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
>
> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few
> days and try to come to a consensus.
>
>
> Republican's Answer:
>
> BANG!
>
> ...........................................................................-.......................................
>
> Southerner's Answer:
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
> BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
> BANG! Click
>
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
> Hollow Points?"
>
> Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
>
> Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
>
> Learn about rec.guns at http://www.recguns.net
> Win a Fulton Armory "Predator" AR-15 accuracy rig while
> supporting our RKBA. Details at http://www.myguns.net
> -------------------------------------------------------
You are absofuckinglutely brilliant.
Did you dream up this piece of shit all by yourself, or, did you copy
it from another loon???
By the way, I was born a Southerner, a Democrat, and a Baptist. I
then learned to read. I am still a Southerner and a Democrat. And I
have a carry permit though I never carry a weapon unless I'm enroute
to the range or to hunt.
William
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> � Republican's Answer:
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> � � BANG!
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> � � �...........................................................................�.......................................
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> � Southerner's Answer:
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> �BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
> �BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
> BANG! Click
>
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
> Hollow Points?"
>
> Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
>
> Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
>
> -------------------------------------------------------
> Learn about rec.guns at � � � � �http://www.recguns.net
> Win a Fulton Armory "Predator" AR-15 accuracy rig while
> supporting our RKBA. �Details at �http://www.myguns.net
> -------------------------------------------------------
I'm a gun toting liberal. Born in NYC. The Twin Towers were in NYC
(my niece's apartment was a few blocks away), not Po-Dunk-Town USA.
I would have shot him without blinking. I have no fondness for
dangerous religious fanatics, or their dogma.
Bill
Roe Thomas
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>>Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist
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>>-------------------------------------------------------
>>Learn about rec.guns at http://www.recguns.net
> You are absofuckinglutely brilliant.
>
> Did you dream up this piece of shit all by yourself, or, did you copy
> it from another loon???
>
> By the way, I was born a Southerner, a Democrat, and a Baptist. I
> then learned to read. I am still a Southerner and a Democrat. And I
> have a carry permit though I never carry a weapon unless I'm enroute
> to the range or to hunt.
>
LOL! And pray tell us why you have a carry permit. Is this to impress
your bubas. Roe