Can U finish the 'Breakfast Club' joke...
Darryl Davidson
a joke without a punch-line. As John Bender is crawling through a
ceiling, he's muttering the following joke:
A blonde walks into a bar, a salami under one arm and a small poodle
under the other. She sits down, and the bartender says "so I guess
you won't be needing a drink." Then she says...
At that moment, Bender is interrupted by falling through the ceiling.
Anyone know a good finish to this joke? Notice the emphasis on the
word GOOD, please...
davi...@physics.uvm.edu
=========ObJoke:=======================
There once was an old man from Esser,
Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
It at last grew so small,
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a College Professor.
===============================-Anon==
michael kagalenko
>While watching a late-night rerun of The Breakfast Club, we noticed
>a joke without a punch-line. As John Bender is crawling through a
>ceiling, he's muttering the following joke:
>
>A blonde walks into a bar, a salami under one arm and a small poodle
>under the other. She sits down, and the bartender says "so I guess
>you won't be needing a drink." Then she says...
>
>At that moment, Bender is interrupted by falling through the ceiling.
>
>
>Anyone know a good finish to this joke? Notice the emphasis on the
>word GOOD, please...
>
post it , since it's just the same as in the GREEN GALF BALL JOKE,
and everyone knows it.
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M. Ledgerwood
: In article <1993042523...@mscurie.physics.uvm.edu> davi...@mscurie.PHysics.uvm.EDU (Darryl Davidson) writes:
: >While watching a late-night rerun of The Breakfast Club, we noticed
: >a joke without a punch-line. As John Bender is crawling through a
: >ceiling, he's muttering the following joke:
: >
: >A blonde walks into a bar, a salami under one arm and a small poodle
: >under the other. She sits down, and the bartender says "so I guess
: >you won't be needing a drink." Then she says...
: >
: >At that moment, Bender is interrupted by falling through the ceiling.
: >
: >
: >Anyone know a good finish to this joke? Notice the emphasis on the
: >word GOOD, please...
: >
: Yes, this joke has a GREAT punchline. However, it's not necessary to
: post it , since it's just the same as in the GREEN GALF BALL JOKE,
: and everyone knows it.
Everyone, that is, apart from me.
Can, you post the answer to the green golfball joke and not keep
me in suspense any longer.
Cheers,
Matthew.
Todd Blakaitis
>: >While watching a late-night rerun of The Breakfast Club, we noticed
>: >a joke without a punch-line. As John Bender is crawling through a
>: >ceiling, he's muttering the following joke:
>: >
>: >A blonde walks into a bar, a salami under one arm and a small poodle
>: >under the other. She sits down, and the bartender says "so I guess
>: >you won't be needing a drink." Then she says...
>: >
>: post it , since it's just the same as in the GREEN GALF BALL JOKE,
>: and everyone knows it.
>
>Everyone, that is, apart from me.
>
>Can, you post the answer to the green golfball joke and not keep
>me in suspense any longer.
>
Please DO NOT POST the GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE, that is one of those truly
funny jokes that you only here once in a lifetime and if you post it every
time somebody asks, then EVERYONE will know it and it will get old!
The GGBJ is like a fine wine, it gets better with age. :-)
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>
>under the other. She sits down, and the bartender says "so I guess
>you won't be needing a drink." Then she says...
"WHOOOOOOOAAA SHIIIIIIIIIITTT!!!!!"
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davi...@mscurie.PHysics.uvm.EDU (Darryl Davidson) says:
>
> ...
>
>A blonde walks into a bar, a salami under one arm and a small poodle
>under the other. She sits down, and the bartender says "so I guess
>you won't be needing a drink." Then she says...
>
Yeah, that must have been it
Rene Zandbergen
Peter Gutmann
>In article <C62Jp...@cantua.canterbury.ac.nz> ledg...@elec.canterbury.ac.nz (M. Ledgerwood) writes:
>>: >While watching a late-night rerun of The Breakfast Club, we noticed
>>: >a joke without a punch-line. As John Bender is crawling through a
>>: >ceiling, he's muttering the following joke:
>>: >
>>: >A blonde walks into a bar, a salami under one arm and a small poodle
>>: >under the other. She sits down, and the bartender says "so I guess
>>: >you won't be needing a drink." Then she says...
>>: >
>>: Yes, this joke has a GREAT punchline. However, it's not necessary to
>>: post it , since it's just the same as in the GREEN GALF BALL JOKE,
>>: and everyone knows it.
>>
>>Everyone, that is, apart from me.
>>
>>Can, you post the answer to the green golfball joke and not keep
>>me in suspense any longer.
>>
>...
>Please DO NOT POST the GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE, that is one of those truly
>funny jokes that you only here once in a lifetime and if you post it every
>time somebody asks, then EVERYONE will know it and it will get old!
Actually a simple solution is to tell people where it can be found, and if
they want it they can get it themselves. There's an FTP site which
specialises in jokes, can't remember the exact name but the IP address is
127.0.0.1, you can find the GGBJ in /pub/jokes/ggbj.txt.
Peter.
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>Actually a simple solution is to tell people where it can be found, and if
>they want it they can get it themselves. There's an FTP site which
>specialises in jokes, can't remember the exact name but the IP address is
>127.0.0.1, you can find the GGBJ in /pub/jokes/ggbj.txt.
>Peter.
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Yeah right. Just outta curiosity, I wanted to know how many of you tried this
IP address :)
ALL machines have this IP address set on this: it's mapped to 'localhost'.
Any attempt to login/ftp/telnet to this address will bring you right back to the
machine you started from :)
Sankarsh
michael kagalenko
>In article <C62Jp...@cantua.canterbury.ac.nz> ledg...@elec.canterbury.ac.nz (M. Ledgerwood) writes:
>>: >While watching a late-night rerun of The Breakfast Club, we noticed
>>: >a joke without a punch-line. As John Bender is crawling through a
>>: >ceiling, he's muttering the following joke:
>>: >
>>: >A blonde walks into a bar, a salami under one arm and a small poodle
>>: >under the other. She sits down, and the bartender says "so I guess
>>: >you won't be needing a drink." Then she says...
>>: >
>>: Yes, this joke has a GREAT punchline. However, it's not necessary to
>>: post it , since it's just the same as in the GREEN GALF BALL JOKE,
>>: and everyone knows it.
>>
>>Everyone, that is, apart from me.
>>
>>Can, you post the answer to the green golfball joke and not keep
>>me in suspense any longer.
>>
>...
>Please DO NOT POST the GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE, that is one of those truly
>funny jokes that you only here once in a lifetime and if you post it every
>time somebody asks, then EVERYONE will know it and it will get old!
>
>The GGBJ is like a fine wine, it gets better with age. :-)
>
>
Ilphay
>a joke without a punch-line. As John Bender is crawling through a
>ceiling, he's muttering the following joke:
>
>A blonde walks into a bar, a salami under one arm and a small poodle
>under the other. She sits down, and the bartender says "so I guess
>you won't be needing a drink." Then she says...
>
>At that moment, Bender is interrupted by falling through the ceiling.
>
I thought she "lays the poodle on the table" before he falls
through the ceeling.
Besides, Bender already said something like.
"Bartender says, 'I guess you won't be needing a drink.'
Lady says, (falls through celieng) 'Oh
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP'"
(stupid word wrap).
I'd be a bit more contented if we start posting the creative ways
they edit for television from the original.
I'll get it rolling:
Breakfast Club: "Flip YOU"
Terminator: "How do I look?"; "Y'look like y'been dead for a week"
another thing about edit for TV on Terminator,
In the big screen version, Matt (Sarah's roomate's bang-thrill) got
thrown I recall, 3 times. In edited for TV, he only got thrown
twice. WHat? is there a 2 throw limit for TV?
While I'm on the Terminator kick...
1. Notice when Reese and Connor were being chased out of Tech-Noir w/
Term right behind them. When Reese blew up the car behind them. Term's
hair got shorter.
Term: Uh-oh, FIRE! (pulls out scissors- snip, snip, snip)
2. Some of you probably know about the saying on the side of
the Police car (From "To Serve and To Protect" to "Dedicated to Serve"
or was it vice-versa?). It's Jiffy-logo! Logo change in 15 min.
3. And in the Police station when Term's driving a car into the
counter. The clerk sees headlights, but when they cut to the car, No
headlights. Is Term flashing the lights to warn the clerk?
4. Back to that chase just before the Jiffy-Logo incident. When Term
is bowling into the wall, what does he need to pop his head out the
window for?
Term: I seem to be approaching a wall. Lemme get a visual
confirmation.
well, by now you get the idea.
btw, I have a lot of free time.
Felix the Cat
: While watching a late-night rerun of The Breakfast Club, we noticed
: a joke without a punch-line. As John Bender is crawling through a
: ceiling, he's muttering the following joke:
: A blonde walks into a bar, a salami under one arm and a small poodle
: under the other. She sits down, and the bartender says "so I guess
: you won't be needing a drink." Then she says...
: At that moment, Bender is interrupted by falling through the ceiling.
: Anyone know a good finish to this joke? Notice the emphasis on the
: word GOOD, please...
how about I'll have a light, Bud light?
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>Cheers,
> Matthew.
Ya know, SHIT I fogot it too.
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but my dumb friends and I sat around and made a lot of 'em up. enough! here
they are
Q:Why did they resort to burning themselves?
a: It seems they ran out of Kool-Aid (cianide flavor) during the standoff
Texas is observing another religious holiday, Ash Monday.
Why didn't Koresh become a priest?
He always wanted to be a fryar.
You know Koresh was waiting for a message from God.
He got it last monday
God said,"David, Preheat to 1300 F and bake for 25 minutes.
You know who just stopped smoking? David Koresh.
Did you see the news wher there was a man out on the roof
They finally analyzed the video and found out what he said....
"Goddamit, I said a Bud Light!!!!!!!!!"
Look for the movie "Backdraft II:Koresh's Judgement Day"
Thats's all I can remeber now.
If anyone else has some good ones, please e-mail them to me
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Andrew Bulhak
: Can, you post the answer to the green golfball joke and not keep
: me in suspense any longer.
Absolutely NOT. The Green Golfball Joke (the real, X-rated, very funny
one) is the Arcanum of Arcana of the Church of Kibology, and only those at
the very top of the Church know it. Besides, Kibo has been behind in his
payments to worshippers and thusly needs something to entice the masses.
:
: Cheers,
: Matthew.
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Mornington Crescent!
Michael T Freeman
Right. Like someone's going to have the guts to post it
here. . .
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IN OTHER WORDS THE JOKE DOESN'T EXIST, BUT IF IT DID IT WOULD
CERTAINLY BE ON ALL OF YOU WHO DIDN'T KNOW THAT BEFORE.
Peter J Demko
SORRY, FELIX, I DON'T THINK SO.....
Peter J Demko
SORRY, FELIX, I DON'T THINK SO
Peter J Demko
YES, WE DO HOPE THAT'S THE KIND OF PEOPLE WE'RE DEALING WITH HERE. HAVE YOU
READ SOME OF THIS STUFF?
opfe...@jupiter.fnbc.com
::under the other. She sits down, and the bartender says "so I guess
::you won't be needing a drink." Then she says...
"Why, as a matter of fact I'd like a glass of milk. And could my dog
please have some water?"
HA HA! Get it? Well, it's kind of a visual joke, you know. The salami?
A blonde? And she gives the dog WATER!?! Don't you see? Well, then I'll
explain. You see, she's a blonde and she has this dog under one arm
and...oh forget it.
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David Aaron Tepper
>: Yes, this joke has a GREAT punchline. However, it's not necessary to
>: post it , since it's just the same as in the GREEN GALF BALL JOKE,
>: and everyone knows it.
>
>Everyone, that is, apart from me.
>
>Can, you post the answer to the green golfball joke and not keep
>me in suspense any longer.
>
>Cheers,
> Matthew.
*giggle*
Could someone just *snarf* post the GGBJ and put Matthew out of
his misery?
<ducks to avoid thrown, rotten fruit>
Then again, maybe that wouldn't be such a good idea. ;) Matt, just
e-mail me if you're still interested.
Tep
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Paul Ross
DO NOT POST THE GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE.
I just got out of hospital with a hernia from the last time I read it.
For the sake of mankind please don't post it again or at least encode.
Paul
M. Ledgerwood
the GGBJ so I don't need it posted anymore :^)
If anyone else wants to know it I'd be more than happy to
send it to them. Email me.
Cheers,
Matthew
Happy Happy, Joy Joy :^)
Paul Tomblin
>Please I beg of everyone,
>DO NOT POST THE GREEN GOLF BALL JOKE.
Etc.
Learn to be funny, you SAD-BASTARD.
*plonk*
Andrew Bulhak
: From article <1993Apr27....@monu6.cc.monash.edu.au>, by ins...@aurora.cc.monash.edu.au (Andrew Bulhak):
: > Absolutely NOT. The Green Golfball Joke (the real, X-rated, very funny
: > one) is the Arcanum of Arcana of the Church of Kibology, and only those at
: > the very top of the Church know it. Besides, Kibo has been behind in his
: > payments to worshippers and thusly needs something to entice the masses.
:
Of course it doesn't. That is the entire purpose of the Arcanum of Arcana. If
the secret becomes known, it loses its power and becomes worthless. However,
as long as it is unknown, it has great power. Every secret society knows this,
and you'd be surprised at the number who cut costs by using virtual secrets.
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TERRY MICHAEL AUSPITZ
> >me in suspense any longer.
> Right. Like someone's going to have the guts to post it
> here. . .
I'll post it! You see, there was this green golf ball, and
9MQ%OV=$I@&*d
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>> >Can, you post the answer to the green golfball joke and not keep
>> >me in suspense any longer.
>
>> Right. Like someone's going to have the guts to post it
>> here. . .
>
>I'll post it! You see, there was this green golf ball, and
>9MQ%OV=$I@&*d
>
>NO CARRIER
>
green golf ball joke. It sparked this entire thread (again?). If you are
really interested, perhaps you can find it on a machine that doesn't expire
news that quickly :-)
PLEASE - nobody post that joke again - it's TOO LONG!