need Confucius-like sayings
J.L. Schlegel
I am looking for more sayings like are listed below. Any and all help is
greatly appreciated. And thanks in advance.
Night owls never wear galoshes at noon.
The lilac bush wears strange shoes.
Even the Samurai weaves twigs.
Yesterday's memories are tomorrow's tennis balls.
The wise crow does not smoke cigars.
With orange trees and typewriter keys.
Jim Schlegel
sch...@mindless.com
"Sanity? ... Bah-humbug!"
Sleepwalker
Confucius say- He who goes to bet with itchy butt will wake up with stinky
finger.
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J.L. Schlegel
I am looking for more sayings like those below. Any and all help is
appreciated. And thank you in advance.
Night owls never wear galoshes at noon
The lilac bush wears strange shoes
Carla A. Codorniz
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Here are some i have had for a while
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Date: Thu, 31 Jul 1997 17:55:00 -0700 (PDT)
From: "CoRn-NuT's" <ccod...@toto.csustan.edu>
To: cor...@elite.net
Because of ur friendship,
i have sunshine in my life daily.
You are a special person.
I hope u have a good day!!
Love always,
Carla
(corn-nuts)
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Date: Mon, 13 May 1996 10:13:56 -0500 (CDT)
From: Spiff <sp...@ksu.ksu.edu>
To: Carla <ccod...@toto.csustan.edu>
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Subject: Fwd: Confucious say (fwd)
ConFuSciouS SayS:
"man who run in front of car get tired"
"man who run behind car get exhausted"
"man with one hand in pocket not neccessarily jingling change"
"To prevent hangover stay drunk!"
"Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone!"
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."
"Man who walk thru airport turnstyle sideways going to BANGkok."
"Man with one chopstick go hungry."
"Penis put in vacuum cleaner get sucked off."
"Woman who eat banana get cream in mouth."
"Man trapped in whore house get jerked around."
"Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails."
"Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a dentist."
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
"Man with hand in pocket is having a ball."
"Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!"
"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
"Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock."
"Man who pull out too fast leave rubber."
"A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish,
but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts."
"Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!"
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
"Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night."
"Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs."
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!"
"If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people."
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
"Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons."
"Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have offspring next
spring."
"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!"
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!"
"People who live in plexi-glass houses should not throw abrasive
cleansers."
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with problem
in hand"
"People who make Confucious joke speak bad English."
"He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."
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bill...@home.com
J.L. Schlegel wrote:
>
> I am looking for more sayings like are listed below. Any and all help is
> greatly appreciated. And thanks in advance.
>
> Night owls never wear galoshes at noon.
> The lilac bush wears strange shoes.
> Even the Samurai weaves twigs.
> Yesterday's memories are tomorrow's tennis balls.
> The wise crow does not smoke cigars.
> With orange trees and typewriter keys.
>
> Jim Schlegel
> sch...@mindless.com
> "Sanity? ... Bah-humbug!"
Do they keep you locked up all the time or do they let you have home
visits now and then? I think if you can manage to get into some WWII
messages to partisans that were broadcast by the BBS you'll have what
you
want.
Karen
"J.L. Schlegel" <sch...@mindless.com> wrote:
>I am looking for more sayings like are listed below. Any and all help is
>greatly appreciated. And thanks in advance.
Confucious say: "He who sits on a tack says, 'Ouch!' But, he who
finds screw says, 'Ahhh.'"
GWLucky
"Ah so, those jalapenos hurt my ah so!"
Groves Powers
"J.L. Schlegel" <sch...@mindless.com> wrote:
>I am looking for more sayings like are listed below. Any and all help is
>greatly appreciated. And thanks in advance.
Confucious say: "He who laughs last, thinks slowest."
Or: "He who laughs last, didn't get the joke."
jaybird
xcam...@xnetins.net (H L Mencken) wrote:
>Confucius say:
>"Who say all that stuff I say ??!!"
Confusion say "Man who fish in unknown well often catch crab."
Confusion say "Wise man learn from his mistakes. Wiser man learn from
mistkaes of others. Personally, I like to laugh at them both."
Tim Cook
Karen wrote:
>
> J.L. Schlegel wrote:
>
> Confucious say: "He who sits on a tack says, 'Ouch!' But,
> he who finds screw says, 'Ahhh.'"
Confucius say: "Child conceived by unwed parents in back seat of '57
Chevy with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard."
Tim
{:o)}
Marius Ferreira
H L Mencken wrote:
>
> Confucius say:
>
> "Who say all that stuff I say ??!!"
Confucius say:
"There is no such thing as rape - woman with skirt up runs faster than man with pants
down"
PS Don't flame me - this is a joke, NOT MY POINT OF VIEW, like somebody's prone to
think!
GWLucky
Confucious say "He who farts in church sits in own pew".
dbs
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_The Top 17 Least Known Sayings of Confucius
Do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about -- that's what it's all about!
I'm tellin' ya, Man -- I could *easily* kick Nostradamus' ass.
Ain't no cat like Miles, for like... the quality of notes he puts into the
space. (Quoted during Confucius' Beat period.)
Your temple or mine?
One who knows not pain and suffering of great magnitude has never paid eight
bucks to see a Pauly Shore movie.
The superior man kicks the photographer when no one looks.
Man who bet on AFC in Super Bowl is no smarter than man who wears designer
shoes when killing wife.
Red China looks like crap with yellow tablecloth.
Only by perfect virtue can the perfect path be made a fact -- am I going to
fast for you?
I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!
Teach a man to fish, then sleep with his wife when he's gone.
No shirt, no shoes, no karma!
The journey of a thousand laughs begins with a list of five.
Don't eat that!!!
It may profit a man to market a doll that laughs when tickled or that chews
hair, but he who markets inflatable doll that laughs while chewing hair will
grow rich beyond all imagining.
Light a match, for cryin' out loud!
and the Number 1 Least Known Saying of Confucius...
Garcon! Fetch me some more Saki, Saki, Bo-Baki, Banana Fana Fo-Faki, Me Mi
Mo-Maki -- Saki. And can I get one of those cute little umbrella thingies?
J.L. Schlegel wrote in article <01bc9db5$8bcf6ec0$671de580@schlegel-j>...
>I am looking for more sayings like are listed below. Any and all help is
>greatly appreciated. And thanks in advance.
>
>
>
Zul
On 31 Jul 1997 13:48:29 GMT, "Sleepwalker" <Z*w*a*l*k*e*r...@jcave.com>
wrote:
>Confucius say- He who goes to bet with itchy butt will wake up with stinky
>finger.
>
>J.L. Schlegel <sch...@mindless.com> wrote in article
><01bc9db5$8bcf6ec0$671de580@schlegel-j>...
>> I am looking for more sayings like are listed below. Any and all help is
>> greatly appreciated. And thanks in advance.
>>
Confucius always saying that. Perhaps Confusious say too damn much ?
Confucius not know what to say!
Confucius of Borg: Assimilate others who you would want to assimilate
you.
Confucius say: (with cold) Man who kwitisize moduwator get node bwoke.
Confucius say: All blonde not blonde by cracky
Confucius say: All men eat, but Fu Manchu.
Confucius say: America Good Place to Put Chinese Restuarant.
Confucius say: Australia Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant.
Confucius say: Baby ill-conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard.
Confucius say: Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!
Confucius say: Before becoming master fisherman, must be master
baiter.
Confucius say: Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it.
Confucius say: Bird in hand makes hard to blow nose
Confucius say: Blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
Confucius say: Boiling water is very hot!
Confucius say: Boy & girl go camping together sure to have naughty
intent.
Confucius say: Boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red
handed.
Confucius say: Boy go to bed with sex problem wake up, solution in
hand.
Confucius say: Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat.
Confucius say: Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with
solution in hand
Confucius say: Boy who play with himself pulls boner.
Confucius say: Boy with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.
Confucius say: Cat who walk on keyboard wind up in Chinese wok!
Confucius say: Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work.
Confucius say: Confucius say too damn much!
Confucius say: Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Confucius say: Do unto others what you think is funny.
Confucius say: Don't judge book by cover, but by how thick it is.
Confucius say: Don't quote me with stupid accent.
Confucius say: Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of
desert.
Confucius say: Find old man in dark, not hard!
Confucius say: Girl at bachelor pad for snack get tidbit
Confucius say: Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
Confucius say: Girl who douches with vinegar, walks around with sour
pussy.
Confucius say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up.
Confucius say: Girl who go to bachelor pad for snack get tit-bit.
Confucius say: Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.
Confucius say: Girl who lay on ground have piece on earth.
Confucius say: Girl who marry detective must kiss dick.
Confucius say: Girl who sit on brother-in-law's knee, make hard for
sister.
Confucius say: Girl who sits on jockey's knee gets hot tip.
Confucius say: Girl who slides down banister nude gets splinters by
crackey!
Confucius say: Girl with back to fire warming whole of her body.
Confucius say: Girl's best asset is her `lie' ability.
Confucius say: He who chases car will get exhausted.
Confucius say: He who dies with the most Taglines, wins.
Confucius say: He who eat cookies in bed, will wake up feeling crumby.
Confucius say: He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver
Confucius say: He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
Confucius say: He who fishes in another man's well often catches
crabs.
Confucius say: He who keeps both feet planted firmly on ground, have
trouble getting pants off.
Confucius say: He who lives in glass house have very large drapery
bill.
Confucius say: He who masturbates in front of cash register come into
money.
Confucius say: He who pass gas in church must sit in own pew.
Confucius say: He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.
Confucius say: He who puts face in punch bowl get punch in nose.
Confucius say: He who refuses to listen is lying.
Confucius say: He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
Confucius say: He who sniffs Coke, drowns.
Confucius say: He who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Confucius say: He who stands in corner with hands in pocket, feels
nuts.
Confucius say: He who stick head in open window gets pane in neck.
Confucius say: He who stick head in oven gets baked bean
Confucius say: He with no taglines is deprived
Confucius say: Hockey player on ice have big stick
Confucius say: House without toilet is uncanny.
Confucius say: I didn't say that!
Confucius say: If chain still swinging seat will be warm.
Confucius say: If rooted in confusion, nothing will be well governed.
Confucius say: If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people
Confucius say: If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented.
Confucius say: If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
Confucius say: Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!
Confucius say: Is more to running BBS than finding ON.
Confucius say: Is stuffy inside fortune cookie.
Confucius say: It takes a lot of balls to make a football team.
Confucius say: It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to
fill it.
Confucius say: It's OK to meet girl in park, much better to park meat
in girl!
Confucius say: Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today.
Confucius say: Keeping it in family sure sound incestuous.
Confucius say: Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Confucius say: Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Confucius say: Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!
Confucius say: Look for helping hand on end of own arm.
Confucius say: Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.
Confucius say: Man kicked in testicles, is left holding bags.
Confucius say: Man should never straddle barbed wire fences.
Confucius say: Man that have sex with hole in ground have piece on
earth.
Confucius say: Man trapped in pantry have butt in jam.
Confucius say: Man trapped in whore house get jerked around
Confucius say: Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!
Confucius say: Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.
Confucius say: Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet
pussy.
Confucius say: Man who chase cars get exhausted.
Confucius say: Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time.
Confucius say: Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.
Confucius say: Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting image of
father.
Confucius say: Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of
self.
Confucius say: Man who fart in church sit in his own pew!
Confucius say: Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!
Confucius say: Man who finger girl having period may get caught red
handed.
Confucius say: Man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.
Confucius say: Man who get paid pick up chick.
Confucius say: Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow.
Confucius say: Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly
finger.
Confucius say: Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with
solution in hand
Confucius say: Man who has hand down mans pants, not feeling himself
today.
Confucius say: Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth!
Confucius say: Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight.
Confucius say: Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!
Confucius say: Man who jump through window screen, strain self.
Confucius say: Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting
on pants
Confucius say: Man who keeps nose to grindstone end up with flat face.
Confucius say: Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
Confucius say: Man who lay woman on ground have peace on earth.
Confucius say: Man who lifts stones off woman get rocks off
Confucius say: Man who live in glass house should dress in basement.
Confucius say: Man who live in glass house W/No Basement, STINKS!
Confucius say: Man who lose key to girlfriend's house get no new key.
Confucius say: Man who marries a girl with no bust, feel low down.
Confucius say: Man who masturbate into cash register, soon come into
money.
Confucius say: Man who masturbate only screwing himself
Confucius say: Man who mess with steamroller flat out lose!
Confucius say: Man who polish knob play pocket pool.
Confucius say: Man who pull out too fast leave rubber.
Confucius say: Man who pull out too soon get hit in rear end.
Confucius say: Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner.
Confucius say: Man who put cock on stove have hot rod.
Confucius say: Man who put cream in tart, not really a baker.
Confucius say: Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
Confucius say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.
Confucius say: Man who put hand in pocket feels cocky all day
Confucius say: Man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in the
mouth!
Confucius say: Man who put head on railroad track get splitting
headache.
Confucius say: Man who put rooster in freezer over night have frozen
cock.
Confucius say: man who read woman like book, prefer braille!
Confucius say: Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Confucius say: Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails!
Confucius say: Man who screw girl on hillside not on level.
Confucius say: Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in
woman's sink
Confucius say: Man who sit on hot stove will rise again.
Confucius say: Man who sit on tack get point!
Confucius say: Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by
night
Confucius say: Man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than
pullet.
Confucius say: Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Confucius say: Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his
own hands.
Confucius say: Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss
baloons.
Confucius say: Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot.
Confucius say: Man who step in it often say it.
Confucius say: Man who stick face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
Confucius say: Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things.
Confucius say: Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.
Confucius say: Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn
out!
Confucius say: Man who walk through door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Confucius say: Man who who put cock on stove have hot rod.
Confucius say: Man with an unchecked parachute will jump to
conclusion.
Confucius say: Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
Confucius say: Man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.
Confucius say: Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.
Confucius say: Man with hole in both pockets not feel too cocky!
Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confucius say: Man with holes in pockets feels nuts.
Confucius say: Man with no legs bums around.
Confucius say: Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Confucius say: Man with tool in woman's mouth, not necessarily a
dentist.
Confucius say: Many men smoke but Fu Manchu.
Confucius say: Mind's journey begins with a single Why?
Confucius say: Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin
exposed.
Confucius say: Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the
bottom.
Confucius say: Never trust woman who uses phrase eager beaver
Confucius say: No difference between man and mouse. Both end up in
pussy.
Confucius say: Nothing. Because he's dead!
Confucius say: OK for schoolboy to masturbate long as not against
Principal.
Confucius say: Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
Confucius say: Passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of
fly.
Confucius say: Pentocostal who pass out get laid in church
Confucius say: People having gift for gab know not how to wrap it up.
Confucius say: People who quote me are fools!
Confucius say: Place to look for helping hand is end of own arm.
Confucius say: Preserve wildlife - pickle a hedgehog!
Confucius say: Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock
Confucius say: Quit quoting me, you blubbering twit!
Confucius say: Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's
ignorance.
Confucius say: Ring on her finger = Ring in your nose
Confucius say: Rook before you reap!
Confucius say: Rotten wood cannot be carved.
Confucius say: Sailor who gets discharged from navy leave buddies
behind.
Confucius say: Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on
desk.
Confucius say: Show off always shown up in showdown.
Confucius say: Soldier who goes to bed horny wakes up with discharge
in hand.
Confucius say: Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
Confucius say: Stop quoting me!
Confucius say: Support bacteria; it's the only culture some people
have!
Confucius say: The early worm has a death wish...
Confucius say: The essence of knowledge is, having it, to use it.
Confucius say: The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door.
Confucius say: Those who make love in strawberry patch have butt in
jam.
Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools
Confucius say: To prevent hangover stay drunk!
Confucius say: Too darn much!
Confucius say: Virgin with thimble on finger never feel prick.
Confucius say: Virginity like balloon, one prick, all gone.
Confucius say: Wallflower at party is dandelion in bed.
Confucius say: War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's
left.
Confucius say: Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
Confucius say: Watched Tandy Never Boots!
Confucius say: What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to
others.
Confucius say: When baby cry, give bust in face.
Confucius say: When in doubt, whip it out
Confucius say: When lady say maybe, she mean yes.
Confucius say: When lady say no, she mean maybe.
Confucius say: When lady say yes, she no lady.
Confucius say: While others are inside sitting down, you will be
outstanding.
Confucius say: Why did Confucius always speak in English?
Confucius say: Why do Chinese philosophers always try to Confucius?
Confucius say: Wife for life is better than wife for strife
Confucius say: Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat
house.
Confucius say: Woman cook carrots and peas in same pot not sanitary.
Confucius say: Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag
time.
Confucius say: Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants
down.
Confucius say: Woman seek equality with man - no ambition.
Confucius say: Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot not
sanitary!
Confucius say: Woman who dance wearing jock strap have make believe
ballroom.
Confucius say: Woman who douches with vinegar have sour puss.
Confucius say: Woman who eat banana get cream in mouth
Confucius say: Woman who flies upside down always has crack up.
Confucius say: Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
Confucius say: Woman who put detergent on top shelf, Jump for Joy.
Confucius say: Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in
cat-house.
Confucius say: Woman who shaves legs have no hair, by cracky.
Confucius say: Woman who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip.
Confucius say: Woman who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge.
Confucius say: Woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine.
Confucius say: Woman who spend much time on bedspring have offspring.
Confucius say: Woman who turn back on lover get screwed over.
Confucius say: Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!
Confucius say: Woman with bleached blonde hair have black hair by
cracky
Confucius say: Woman with cold hands have fire under skirt.
Confucius say: Women and elephants never forget an injury.
Confucius say: Women fake orgasm, Men fake foreplay.
Confucius say: Work to become, not to acquire ...
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GWLucky (gwl...@aol.com) wrote:
: Confucious say "He who farts in church sits in own pew".
Well, if you look at the subject line of the thread alone, that's what it
looks like he wants, but if you look at the examples he gave, I would say
that he probably wants something more like the following:
It's an insult to people without knees!
The nature of truth is fusebox, fusebox, fusebox.
I'm a teapot and my sister is Lau Dak-Wa.
As we speak I can feel my buttocks growing stronger.
A wise man once said, "would you like fries with that?"
Mickey must treat Goofy like an equal because he can speak, unlike Pluto.
He who is easily distracted...hey, look! Catholic schoolgirls!
Some of these might not fit the pattern exactly. I need more time to
think about it.
--Allen.
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bill...@home.com
Take all the time you want, babe. You're right - none of the others
gave him what he asked for, which was similar to the coded messages
to partisans and agents dropped behind the lines in WWII.
The violins play softly at the North Pole.
People push up pink daisies in the South.
The flag flies briskly in the soft morning breeze.
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out of the maze.
Life's Desires
Man with grass stains on knee's has piece on Earth.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Woman who fly upside down, has crack up!
Woman who slide down bannister not wearing panties, has no hair by
crackee!
Rich
Confucius Say....
bijou
Rich wrote:
>
> Confucius Say....
> "Crowded elevator smell different to midget"Confucius say .... secretary not part of office furniture unless screwed
on desk
Stumpy
Rich wrote:
>
> Confucius Say....
> "Crowded elevator smell different to midget"
Confucius Say....
"Man who put cock in biscuit barrel fu**ing crackers"
He also say "man who have sex with woman on hillside not on the
level."
Elizabeth Moe & Allan Fladd
Confucius Say..
Man with two watch never know the right time
Rich <rsp...@spamblock.arn.net> wrote in article
<33f94099...@news.arn.net>...
Bob Saenz
bijou wrote:
>
> Rich wrote:
> >
> > Confucius Say....
> > "Crowded elevator smell different to midget"Confucius say .... secretary not part of office furniture unless screwed
> on desk
morning with stinking finger..........
Colin Douthwaite
Jamie O'Connor (jay...@elpn.com) wrote:
>Man who walk around with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who walk around with both hands in pocket all day not feel too cocky.
Bye,
Robert Henry
Confucius Say:
he who goes to bed with sex on mind, wakes up with problem in hand.....
Bob