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Dave

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Nov 13, 2007, 11:55:43 PM11/13/07
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Instant download bondage and spanking novels, a wide range of content
strengths from light practices to hard and extreme. Free to enter and
browse website, a free full novel as sample read, free to read
chapters and extracts to aid selection. http://www.dombooks.co.uk

MosNot

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Nov 14, 2007, 10:06:42 AM11/14/07
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"Dave" <dave...@virgilio.it> wrote in message news:1195016143..googs.com...

> Instant download bondage and spanking novels,

Read about it !?!
It's just not the same.


peachy ashie passion

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Nov 14, 2007, 4:31:51 PM11/14/07
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MosNot wrote:

Yeah, but since we ain't doing it, reading about it might just be
better than nothing.

But only if it's got a plot.

MosNot

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Nov 14, 2007, 7:59:46 PM11/14/07
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"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Right. And we all just read cook books when we're hungry.


Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 14, 2007, 8:33:04 PM11/14/07
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On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:31:51 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>Instant download bondage and spanking novels,
>>
>> Read about it !?!
>> It's just not the same.
>
> Yeah, but since we ain't doing it, reading about it might just be
>better than nothing.
>
> But only if it's got a plot.

As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help but notice his
large, throbbing manhood. She had worked up a sweat trying to escape
and lay exhausted, her naked body glistening in the moonlight. He had
not failed to take notice of her exquisite form lying there. She was
his for the taking. He gently placed a ball gag in her mouth and
fastened it behind her head. All he had to do now what determine what
an appropriate punishment would be for her infractions. He decided
to...

peachy ashie passion

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Nov 14, 2007, 8:37:12 PM11/14/07
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Cute, but where's the plot?

peachy ashie passion

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Nov 14, 2007, 8:39:46 PM11/14/07
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MosNot wrote:

Well, some people do.

Greg Evans

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Nov 14, 2007, 9:26:56 PM11/14/07
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> All he had to do now what determine what an
> appropriate punishment would be for her infractions.
> He decided to...

...make her read cheesy internet erratica -- oops, excuse me, "erotica".


Greg Evans

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Nov 14, 2007, 9:30:18 PM11/14/07
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peachy ashie passion wrote:

>> As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help but
>> notice his large, throbbing manhood. She had worked up a
>> sweat trying to escape and lay exhausted, her naked body
>> glistening in the moonlight. He had not failed to take
>> notice of her exquisite form lying there. She was his for
>> the taking. He gently placed a ball gag in her mouth and
>> fastened it behind her head. All he had to do now what
>> determine what an appropriate punishment would be for her
>> infractions. He decided to...
>
> Cute, but where's the plot?

I've got a plot down by the creek where we could bury that reeking slop.


MosNot

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Nov 14, 2007, 9:32:26 PM11/14/07
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"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> MosNot wrote:
>> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>MosNot wrote:
>>>>"Dave" <dave...@virgilio.it> wrote in message
>>>>>Instant download bondage and spanking novels,
>>>>Read about it !?!
>>>>It's just not the same.
>>> Yeah, but since we ain't doing it, reading about it might just be
>>> better than nothing.
>> Right. And we all just read cook books when we're hungry.
>
> Well, some people do.


But they don't stop at just reading.
Reading about spanking and bondage is akin to
looking at the alphabet to make me spell correctly.


MosNot

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Nov 14, 2007, 9:33:17 PM11/14/07
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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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Feh. Sounds like an ordinary date for me.


Greg Evans

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Nov 14, 2007, 9:34:53 PM11/14/07
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MosNot wrote:

>> He gently placed a ball gag in her mouth and
>> fastened it behind her head. All he had to do now what
>> determine what an appropriate punishment would be for
>> her infractions. He decided to...
>
> Feh. Sounds like an ordinary date for me.

Take that ball gag out of your mouth and try again; we couldn't understand
you the first time.


MosNot

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Nov 14, 2007, 9:34:53 PM11/14/07
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"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>> On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:31:51 GMT, peachy ashie passion
>> <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>MosNot wrote

>>>>>Instant download bondage and spanking novels,
>>>>Read about it !?!
>>>>It's just not the same.
>>> Yeah, but since we ain't doing it, reading about it might just be
>>> better than nothing.
>>> But only if it's got a plot.
>> As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help but notice his
>> large, throbbing manhood. She had worked up a sweat trying to escape
>> and lay exhausted, her naked body glistening in the moonlight. He had
>> not failed to take notice of her exquisite form lying there. She was
>> his for the taking. He gently placed a ball gag in her mouth and
>> fastened it behind her head. All he had to do now what determine what
>> an appropriate punishment would be for her infractions. He decided
>> to...
>
> Cute, but where's the plot?

Local cemetery, so you can put Larry's story in it.


MosNot

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Nov 14, 2007, 9:37:14 PM11/14/07
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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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thank the bartender for slipping the drugs in the
woman's drink so he could take her home with him.


Greg Evans

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Nov 14, 2007, 9:37:16 PM11/14/07
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MosNot wrote:

>> Cute, but where's the plot?
>
> Local cemetery, so you can put Larry's story in it.

You can add MosNot's last vestiges of dignity, that will expire when he
discovers I already made that joke.


MosNot

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Nov 14, 2007, 9:52:14 PM11/14/07
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"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
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I was already logged in and didn't see your remark.
And it matters not if yours was a few minutes sooner
since we had thoughts so akin to each other.


MosNot

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Nov 14, 2007, 9:53:01 PM11/14/07
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"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
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Feh. Like you usually do, anyway.


Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 14, 2007, 10:58:41 PM11/14/07
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In the next installment. Want a hint, little girl?

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 14, 2007, 10:59:49 PM11/14/07
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Good try, but wrong, wrong, wrong.

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 14, 2007, 11:00:22 PM11/14/07
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LOL

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 14, 2007, 11:00:57 PM11/14/07
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On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 19:37:14 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>Instant download bondage and spanking novels,
>>>>
>>>> Read about it !?!
>>>> It's just not the same.
>>>
>>> Yeah, but since we ain't doing it, reading about it might just be
>>>better than nothing.
>>>
>>> But only if it's got a plot.
>>
>> As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help but notice his
>> large, throbbing manhood. She had worked up a sweat trying to escape
>> and lay exhausted, her naked body glistening in the moonlight. He had
>> not failed to take notice of her exquisite form lying there. She was
>> his for the taking. He gently placed a ball gag in her mouth and
>> fastened it behind her head. All he had to do now what determine what
>> an appropriate punishment would be for her infractions. He decided
>> to...
>
>thank the bartender for slipping the drugs in the
>woman's drink so he could take her home with him.

Close, but no cigar.

MosNot

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Nov 14, 2007, 11:07:36 PM11/14/07
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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

>>> As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help but notice his


>>> large, throbbing manhood. She had worked up a sweat trying to escape
>>> and lay exhausted, her naked body glistening in the moonlight. He had
>>> not failed to take notice of her exquisite form lying there. She was
>>> his for the taking. He gently placed a ball gag in her mouth and
>>> fastened it behind her head. All he had to do now what determine what
>>> an appropriate punishment would be for her infractions. He decided
>>> to...
>>thank the bartender for slipping the drugs in the
>>woman's drink so he could take her home with him.
>
> Close, but no cigar.

Larry has the hots for Monica !


Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 14, 2007, 11:17:56 PM11/14/07
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On Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:07:36 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

That would be Lewdinsky.

peachy ashie passion

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Nov 15, 2007, 4:41:42 PM11/15/07
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

No, please no. Pretty please?

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 15, 2007, 5:42:34 PM11/15/07
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On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:41:42 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:

Where is your sense of adventure, young lady?

peachy ashie passion

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Nov 15, 2007, 9:09:51 PM11/15/07
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:


Waiting for a plot. And vocabulary. And perhaps a sparkle of magic.

MosNot

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Nov 15, 2007, 9:19:20 PM11/15/07
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"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Jeez, give him an excuse to say something
about waving his wand at you.


Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 15, 2007, 11:33:32 PM11/15/07
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On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 02:09:51 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:

So you do want the next installment? Let me fire up them ol' brain
cells and see what kind of magic I kin create for ya.

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 15, 2007, 11:34:20 PM11/15/07
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On Thu, 15 Nov 2007 19:19:20 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>>As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help but notice his
>>>>>>>large, throbbing manhood. She had worked up a sweat trying to escape
>>>>>>>and lay exhausted, her naked body glistening in the moonlight. He had
>>>>>>>not failed to take notice of her exquisite form lying there. She was
>>>>>>>his for the taking. He gently placed a ball gag in her mouth and
>>>>>>>fastened it behind her head. All he had to do now what determine what
>>>>>>>an appropriate punishment would be for her infractions. He decided
>>>>>>>to...
>>>>>> Cute, but where's the plot?
>>>>>In the next installment. Want a hint, little girl?
>>>> No, please no. Pretty please?
>>> Where is your sense of adventure, young lady?
>> Waiting for a plot. And vocabulary. And perhaps a sparkle of magic.
>
>Jeez, give him an excuse to say something
>about waving his wand at you.

Wand? You mean my telephone Pole, right?

MosNot

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Nov 16, 2007, 10:18:56 AM11/16/07
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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

>>>> Where is your sense of adventure, young lady?


>>> Waiting for a plot. And vocabulary. And perhaps a sparkle of
>>> magic.
>>
>>Jeez, give him an excuse to say something
>>about waving his wand at you.
>
> Wand? You mean my telephone Pole, right?

Ehh, so you got one of them little ones that folds in the middle.


Miss Linda

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Nov 16, 2007, 2:52:28 PM11/16/07
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I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.

Greg Evans

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Nov 16, 2007, 3:19:52 PM11/16/07
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Miss Linda wrote:

> I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was
> his for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.

Then I recommend you don't read those stories.


peachy ashie passion

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Nov 16, 2007, 4:16:07 PM11/16/07
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MosNot wrote:

I'm all about the KA-CHING!

ArtDent

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Nov 16, 2007, 4:22:46 PM11/16/07
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On 16-Nov-2007, Miss Linda <lemac...@gmail.com> wrote:

> I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
> for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.

A man went shopping for a whole frozen chicken.
There was only one left, but 'she was his for the taking'.
:)

--
I don't suffer from insanity.
I enjoy every minute of it.

MosNot

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Nov 16, 2007, 7:45:57 PM11/16/07
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"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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He can just go blog his Ka-CHING.


MosNot

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"Miss Linda" <lemac...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
> for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.

It all depends on where he takes her.


MosNot

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Nov 16, 2007, 7:47:34 PM11/16/07
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"Greg Evans" <fa...@bogus.com> wrote in message
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Perhaps that's why she rents the DVDs.


Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 17, 2007, 12:28:44 AM11/17/07
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You do realize that story was humor, right? Please don't tell us that
you're taking things seriously here.

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 17, 2007, 12:29:35 AM11/17/07
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On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:47:34 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>> I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was
>>> his for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>
>> Then I recommend you don't read those stories.
>
>Perhaps that's why she rents the DVDs.

I wonder if they arrive in the mail wrapped in plain brown paper?

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 17, 2007, 12:30:00 AM11/17/07
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On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:22:46 GMT, "ArtDent" <p...@noyd.invalidname>
wrote:

>> I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
>> for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>
>A man went shopping for a whole frozen chicken.
>There was only one left, but 'she was his for the taking'.

LOL

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 17, 2007, 12:31:03 AM11/17/07
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On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 17:47:05 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
>> for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>
>It all depends on where he takes her.

I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads' Wild Ride.

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 17, 2007, 12:33:04 AM11/17/07
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On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 21:16:07 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>> Jeez, give him an excuse to say something
>> about waving his wand at you.
>
> I'm all about the KA-CHING!

Are you and I still using the barter method to pay our respective
setup fees?

Greg Evans

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Nov 17, 2007, 9:59:27 AM11/17/07
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads'
> Wild Ride.

Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride and turn it into a
disturbing euphemism.


peachy ashie passion

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Nov 17, 2007, 11:13:54 AM11/17/07
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MosNot wrote:

Just so long as he isn't blogging mine.

peachy ashie passion

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Nov 17, 2007, 11:14:56 AM11/17/07
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Greg Evans wrote:

Aww, don't sell yourself short Greg - you coulda done it too, if
you'd tried.

Greg Evans

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Nov 17, 2007, 11:43:07 AM11/17/07
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peachy ashie passion wrote:

>> Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride
>> and turn it into a disturbing euphemism.
>
> Aww, don't sell yourself short Greg - you coulda done it
> too, if you'd tried.

Um...thanks?


peachy ashie passion

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Nov 17, 2007, 12:07:08 PM11/17/07
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

Still?

MosNot

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Nov 17, 2007, 12:48:36 PM11/17/07
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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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......the things that plague your thoughts....


MosNot

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Nov 17, 2007, 12:49:05 PM11/17/07
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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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How long have you had these delusions, Larry ?


MosNot

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Nov 17, 2007, 12:50:43 PM11/17/07
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"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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He's always too busy blogging his own kachingie.


MosNot

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Nov 17, 2007, 12:51:28 PM11/17/07
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"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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As in that's the way you won't stand for his kak.


Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 17, 2007, 1:53:47 PM11/17/07
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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:48:36 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>> I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was
>>>>> his for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>>>
>>>> Then I recommend you don't read those stories.
>>>
>>>Perhaps that's why she rents the DVDs.
>>
>> I wonder if they arrive in the mail wrapped in plain brown paper?
>
>......the things that plague your thoughts....

No, her DVDs.

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 17, 2007, 2:02:28 PM11/17/07
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Euphemism? What euphemism?

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 17, 2007, 2:03:40 PM11/17/07
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Don't make me give you yet another motivational lesson, young man!

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 17, 2007, 2:03:55 PM11/17/07
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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:49:05 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
>>>> for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>>
>>>It all depends on where he takes her.
>>
>> I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads' Wild Ride.
>
>How long have you had these delusions, Larry ?

<grin>

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 17, 2007, 2:06:11 PM11/17/07
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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:07:08 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>>Jeez, give him an excuse to say something
>>>>about waving his wand at you.
>>>
>>> I'm all about the KA-CHING!
>>
>> Are you and I still using the barter method to pay our respective
>> setup fees?
>
> Still?

<grin>

MosNot

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Nov 17, 2007, 3:53:37 PM11/17/07
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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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OK. Her DVDs that plague your thoughts.


MosNot

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Nov 17, 2007, 3:54:10 PM11/17/07
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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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Jeez, as if he's not lazy enough.


MosNot

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Nov 17, 2007, 3:54:42 PM11/17/07
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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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"I took her"


MosNot

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Nov 17, 2007, 3:58:40 PM11/17/07
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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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It's true, Miss Linda. If it was something that should
be taken seriously, he would have typed:


"As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help

but notice Larry's wilted, limp, mostly useless manhood."


Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 17, 2007, 5:26:18 PM11/17/07
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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:53:37 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>> I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was
>>>>>>> his for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Then I recommend you don't read those stories.
>>>>>
>>>>>Perhaps that's why she rents the DVDs.
>>>>
>>>> I wonder if they arrive in the mail wrapped in plain brown paper?
>>>
>>>......the things that plague your thoughts....
>>
>> No, her DVDs.
>
>OK. Her DVDs that plague your thoughts.

No. They probably arrive in a plain brown paper wrapper. SHEESH!
Some folks obviously have absolutely no reading comprehension skills
at all.

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 17, 2007, 5:28:25 PM11/17/07
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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:54:10 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>> Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride
>>>>> and turn it into a disturbing euphemism.
>>>>
>>>> Aww, don't sell yourself short Greg - you coulda done it
>>>> too, if you'd tried.
>>>
>>>Um...thanks?
>>
>> Don't make me give you yet another motivational lesson, young man!
>
>Jeez, as if he's not lazy enough.

Which explains why he needs another lesson.

Hand me those electrified nipple clamps, will ya, kid.

This might sting a little, Greg. Ready?

BZZZZZZZZT!

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 17, 2007, 5:29:01 PM11/17/07
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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:54:42 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads'
>>>> Wild Ride.
>>>
>>>Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride and turn it into a
>>>disturbing euphemism.
>>
>> Euphemism? What euphemism?
>
>"I took her"

And you phemismed her?

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 17, 2007, 5:30:03 PM11/17/07
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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 13:58:40 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
>>>for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>
>> You do realize that story was humor, right? Please don't tell us that
>> you're taking things seriously here.
>
>It's true, Miss Linda. If it was something that should
>be taken seriously, he would have typed:
>"As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help
>but notice Larry's wilted, limp, mostly useless manhood."

Really? Because I don't think I would have typed that.

peachy ashie passion

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Nov 17, 2007, 5:41:42 PM11/17/07
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:


How's watching you zapping your nipples going to sting Greg?

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 17, 2007, 5:44:34 PM11/17/07
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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 22:41:42 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride
>>>>>>>and turn it into a disturbing euphemism.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Aww, don't sell yourself short Greg - you coulda done it
>>>>>>too, if you'd tried.
>>>>>
>>>>>Um...thanks?
>>>>
>>>>Don't make me give you yet another motivational lesson, young man!
>>>
>>>Jeez, as if he's not lazy enough.
>>
>> Which explains why he needs another lesson.
>>
>> Hand me those electrified nipple clamps, will ya, kid.
>>
>> This might sting a little, Greg. Ready?
>>
>> BZZZZZZZZT!
>
> How's watching you zapping your nipples going to sting Greg?

I am not zapping my own nipples. Again.

MosNot

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Nov 17, 2007, 7:38:30 PM11/17/07
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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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SRPOTW !!


MosNot

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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Jeez......self-inflicted.....you is weird.


MosNot

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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Rule #1 !


MosNot

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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More of a phehemzeed.


MosNot

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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Yeah, you can't tell the truth if your life depended on it.


SummersFrenzy

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peachy ashie passion wrote:

> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>> Hand me those electrified nipple clamps, will ya, kid.
>> This might sting a little, Greg. Ready?
>> BZZZZZZZZT!
>
> How's watching you zapping your nipples going to sting Greg?

Aaawwww man - and I thought you *liked* Greg . . . why wouldja go and put
that image out there for public consumption?


MosNot

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"SummersFrenzy" <icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Some images aren't very <vivid> for some of us.


Larry Krzewinski

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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:38:30 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>> No. They probably arrive in a plain brown paper wrapper. SHEESH!
>> Some folks obviously have absolutely no reading comprehension skills
>> at all.
>
>SRPOTW !!

Not even close. Nice try, though.

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 18, 2007, 3:36:35 AM11/18/07
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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:10:27 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> Hand me those electrified nipple clamps, will ya, kid.
>>>> This might sting a little, Greg. Ready?
>>>> BZZZZZZZZT!
>>>
>>> How's watching you zapping your nipples going to sting Greg?
>>
>> Aaawwww man - and I thought you *liked* Greg . . . why wouldja go and put
>> that image out there for public consumption?
>
>Some images aren't very <vivid> for some of us.

BZZZZZZZZT!

OUCH!

Larry Krzewinski

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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:40:36 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>> I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads'
>>>>>> Wild Ride.
>>>>>
>>>>>Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride and turn it into
>>>>>a
>>>>>disturbing euphemism.
>>>>
>>>> Euphemism? What euphemism?
>>>
>>>"I took her"
>>
>> And you phemismed her?
>
>More of a phehemzeed.

Why don't I believe you?

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 18, 2007, 3:39:01 AM11/18/07
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On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:41:12 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
>>>>>for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>>>
>>>> You do realize that story was humor, right? Please don't tell us that
>>>> you're taking things seriously here.
>>>
>>>It's true, Miss Linda. If it was something that should
>>>be taken seriously, he would have typed:
>>>"As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help
>>>but notice Larry's wilted, limp, mostly useless manhood."
>>
>> Really? Because I don't think I would have typed that.
>
>Yeah, you can't tell the truth if your life depended on it.

Can too! I would have said "I do" on my wedding day even if her pappy
hadn't been pointin' that shotgun at me.

Greg Evans

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> Don't make me give you yet another motivational lesson,
> young man!

Gladly.


MosNot

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Nov 18, 2007, 1:14:39 PM11/18/07
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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

>>> Some folks obviously have absolutely no reading comprehension skills


>>> at all.
>>
>>SRPOTW !!
>
> Not even close. Nice try, though.

Oh, my bad. It should have been SRPOTY.


MosNot

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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You didn't have say "I do" at your wedding.
You said "I did; that's why we're getting married".


MosNot

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:40:36 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
>>>>>>> I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads'
>>>>>>> Wild Ride.
>>>>>>Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride and turn it
>>>>>>into
>>>>>>a disturbing euphemism.
>>>>> Euphemism? What euphemism?
>>>>"I took her"
>>> And you phemismed her?
>>More of a phehemzeed.
>
> Why don't I believe you?

Perhaps because you're not Agent Fox Mulder.

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 19, 2007, 8:59:37 PM11/19/07
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On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:14:39 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> Some folks obviously have absolutely no reading comprehension skills
>>>> at all.
>>>
>>>SRPOTW !!
>>
>> Not even close. Nice try, though.
>
>Oh, my bad. It should have been SRPOTY.

You obviously underestimate my skills. It should have been the SRPOTD
award.

Larry Krzewinski

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On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:25:49 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:

>> Don't make me give you yet another motivational lesson,
>> young man!
>
>Gladly.

Ok. Don't make me give you yet another motivational lesson, Gladly.
BTW, when did you change your name?

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 19, 2007, 9:01:06 PM11/19/07
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On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:35:06 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>>> I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads'
>>>>>>>> Wild Ride.
>>>>>>>Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride and turn it
>>>>>>>into
>>>>>>>a disturbing euphemism.
>>>>>> Euphemism? What euphemism?
>>>>>"I took her"
>>>> And you phemismed her?
>>>More of a phehemzeed.
>>
>> Why don't I believe you?
>
>Perhaps because you're not Agent Fox Mulder.

The Mos is out there!

Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 19, 2007, 9:02:31 PM11/19/07
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On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:17:16 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>>I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
>>>>>>>for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You do realize that story was humor, right? Please don't tell us that
>>>>>> you're taking things seriously here.
>>>>>
>>>>>It's true, Miss Linda. If it was something that should
>>>>>be taken seriously, he would have typed:
>>>>>"As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help
>>>>>but notice Larry's wilted, limp, mostly useless manhood."
>>>>
>>>> Really? Because I don't think I would have typed that.
>>>
>>>Yeah, you can't tell the truth if your life depended on it.
>>
>> Can too! I would have said "I do" on my wedding day even if her pappy
>> hadn't been pointin' that shotgun at me.
>
>You didn't have say "I do" at your wedding.
>You said "I did; that's why we're getting married".

I never said all that! It would have been impossible to say all that
since my jaws were wired shut.

MosNot

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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Only because once you do a good job,
others expect you to do better.


Greg Evans

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Nov 19, 2007, 10:42:57 PM11/19/07
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>>> Don't make me give you yet another motivational
>>> lesson, young man!
>> Gladly.
>
> Ok. Don't make me give you yet another motivational
> lesson, Gladly. BTW, when did you change your name?

My name is Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear.


Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 20, 2007, 9:49:39 PM11/20/07
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On Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:54:12 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>> Some folks obviously have absolutely no reading comprehension skills
>>>>>> at all.
>>>>>
>>>>>SRPOTW !!
>>>>
>>>> Not even close. Nice try, though.
>>>
>>>Oh, my bad. It should have been SRPOTY.
>>
>> You obviously underestimate my skills. It should have been the SRPOTD
>> award.
>
>Only because once you do a good job,
>others expect you to do better.

When have I ever done a good job?

Larry Krzewinski

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Do you mean the bald, cross-eyed bear? Now that I would believe.

Greg Evans

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Nov 20, 2007, 10:00:57 PM11/20/07
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>> My name is Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear.
>
> Do you mean the bald, cross-eyed bear? Now that I
> would believe.

Would you believe, cross-eyed and bare?


Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 20, 2007, 10:21:24 PM11/20/07
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Yes, unfortunately.

MosNot

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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We keep expecting that.


Larry Krzewinski

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Nov 21, 2007, 4:08:39 AM11/21/07
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On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:27:14 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>>> Some folks obviously have absolutely no reading comprehension skills
>>>>>>>> at all.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>SRPOTW !!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not even close. Nice try, though.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh, my bad. It should have been SRPOTY.
>>>>
>>>> You obviously underestimate my skills. It should have been the SRPOTD
>>>> award.
>>>
>>>Only because once you do a good job,
>>>others expect you to do better.
>>
>> When have I ever done a good job?
>
>We keep expecting that.

Me doing a good job, or me asking when have I done a good job?

SummersFrenzy

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Nov 21, 2007, 5:08:28 AM11/21/07
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

MosNot wrote:
>
>>>>Only because once you do a good job,
>>>>others expect you to do better.
>>>
>>> When have I ever done a good job?
>>
>>We keep expecting that.
>
> Me doing a good job, or me asking when have I done a good job?

<nod nod> precisely


MosNot

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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Yes, exactly.


MosNot

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"SummersFrenzy" <icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Very close to my answer. ...oo, spooky...


peachy ashie passion

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MosNot wrote:


GMTA and all that.


peach
( Great Minds Think Alike)

Larry Krzewinski

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On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 03:08:28 -0700, "SummersFrenzy"
<icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>>>Only because once you do a good job,
>>>>>others expect you to do better.
>>>>
>>>> When have I ever done a good job?
>>>
>>>We keep expecting that.
>>
>> Me doing a good job, or me asking when have I done a good job?
>
><nod nod> precisely

Summer's not only a plumber; she's undoubtedly a member of the
Ambiguity R Us Club.

Larry
I'm not just the president, I'm a member.

SummersFrenzy

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
> Summer's not only a plumber; she's undoubtedly a member of the
> Ambiguity R Us Club.

National Sarcasm Society, actually . . . ARU couldn't be bothered to
organize


MosNot

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"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Sometimes Summer and I have simliar thoughts, sometimes
Greg and I have similar thoughts, sometimes you and I have
similar thoughts.
Ever notice we never have similar thoughts to Larry.....

> peach
> ( Great Minds Think Alike)

...well, duh...


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