Blonde jokes (list)
bu...@ac.dal.ca
Here are some blonde jokes...Hope that most of them haven't been posted before
1. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
(Frosted Flakes)
2. What's the similarity between a blonde and a cow-patty?
(The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.)
3. How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
(Two, one to mix the batter and one to peel the smarties.)
4. What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?
(Spot.)
5. What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade?
(Pull the pin and throw it back.)
6. Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
(Because red means stop.)
7. This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde
said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull you finger out,
I'll sink?"
8. What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
(Gifted.)
9. What's the matting call of a blonde?
(I think I'm drunk)
What's the matting call of a brunette?
(Have the blondes left yet?)
What's the matting call of a redhead?
(Is there anything left?)
10. What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair jet black?
(Artificial intelligence)
11. Did you hear about the blonde who made a trip to Norway, got halfway
there and turned back?
(She found out that a 14" Viking was a TV)
12. What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
(Proofreading)
13. Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
(For throwing the W's)
14. What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
(Branch Manager)
15. What is 6.9 to a blonde?
(69 interrupted by a period)
16. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
(Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper)
17. How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?
(Tell her a joke on Friday)
18. What is 74 to a blonde?
(69 plus G.S.T.)
19. A blonde and a brunette were walking down a path. The brunette said "Oh,
look at the dead bird!" The blonde, looking up at the sky, said "Where?"
20. If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building who would hit the ground
first?
(The brunette of course ... she doesn't need directions)
21. Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. printed on their shoes?
(Toes Go In First)
22. How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
(By the lipstick on your cucumbers)
23. How do you know which computer a blonde was using?
(By the liquid paper on the screen)
24. How do you light a blonde's eyes?
(Stick a flashlight in her ear)
Well thats all I can think of.
Keep adding.
Keith Glasson
They're both stuck up c**nts!
r...@sequent.com
>You forgot, "what does a blonde and a tampon have in common?"
>They're both stuck up c**nts!
Is there an extra letter in here I don't know about? By the way, why
is it that people will spell out 'dick' or 'cock', but never 'cunt'?
OBDBJ - (obligatory dead baby joke)
Q How do you make a dead baby float?
A Take a tall glass of rootbeer and add two scoops dead baby.
Q How do you make a dead baby sink?
A Hollow it out and put on faucets.
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