nun joke
got...@msu.oscs.montana.edu
there are three nuns sitting on a park bench feeding the pigeions. a man runs
by and flashes them. two of the nuns have a stroke, the third didn't because
her arm wasn't long enough.
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OGR
Joseph Douglas McLain
Two nuns were riding their bikes back to the convent when one turned to
the other and said "I've never come this way before." "Yes," said the
second, "I think it's the cobblestones."
;)
Take care -
Joe
Mr D.M. Whittle
one says" wheres the soap?"
the other replies "yes it does, doesnt it."
Two nuns cycling back to the convent;
"Ive never come this way before"
"no, its the cobblestones that do it."
and for the ignorami who didnt get the joke (like the first time it
was posted) where=wear.
Randall Jasmin
>Two nuns in the bath;
>one says" wheres the soap?"
>the other replies "yes it does, doesnt it."
I've seen this posted several times. What does it mean?
Perhaps this is a job for the EXPLAINOR?
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Randall Jasmin
University of Connecticut Health Center
Farmington Connecticut
Pompeyo Castillo
>
>>Two nuns in the bath;
>>one says" wheres the soap?"
[water] wears the soap
^^^^^
>>the other replies "yes it does, doesnt it."
>
yes, it's a stupid joke.
>I've seen this posted several times. What does it mean?
>Perhaps this is a job for the EXPLAINOR?
>
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>Randall Jasmin
>University of Connecticut Health Center
>Farmington Connecticut
>
OBJoke :
Little rotten Johnny walks into his parents' bedroom and they're doing the 69.
Johnny gets really pissed off, and says "Look at you! And then you scold me
for biting my nails!"
--
"To pee or not to pee"
- A prostate's dilemma
Christopher Johnson
Whittle) wrote:
Two nuns in the dark;
one says "wheres the candle?"
Randall Jasmin
>> Two nuns in the bath;
>> one says" wheres the soap?"
>> the other replies "yes it does, doesnt it."
>>
>
>one says "wheres the candle?"
>the other replies "yes it does, doesnt it."
Look, yes I understand that you replace 'where' with 'wear', but I
*still* don't get it. Would someone give me an expanded explanation
of these jokes.
-Randall.
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JK13
Jasmin) writes:
>>> Two nuns in the bath;
>>> one says" wheres the soap?"
>>> the other replies "yes it does, doesnt it."
>>>
>>
>>Two nuns in the dark;
>>one says "wheres the candle?"
>>the other replies "yes it does, doesnt it."
>Look, yes I understand that you replace 'where' with 'wear', but I
>*still* don't get it. Would someone give me an expanded explanation
>of these jokes.
I believe the author is implying that the nuns are masturbating with the
object, hence, the wear on them.
I am NOT implying that nuns masturbate, I am merely trying to offer an
explanation for the jokes.
jk...@aol.com (John Kearney)
rg...@sunyboard.org
IR>>> the other replies "yes it does, doesnt it."
IR>>
IR>>the other replies "yes it does, doesnt it."
IR>Look, yes I understand that you replace 'where' with 'wear', but I
IR>*still* don't get it. Would someone give me an expanded explanation
IR>of these jokes.
IR>-Randall.
Randall, I'm with you! I'm not understanding some of these jokes at all,
and I graduated high school!
EMONK+Ro...@acdm.rdc.ab.ca
TO: REC-...@CS.UTEXAS.EDU
SUBJ: Re: nun joke
DATE: 7-28-94
TIME: 18:58
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> >> Two nuns in the bath;
> >> one says" wheres the soap?"
> >> the other replies "yes it does, doesnt it."
> >>
> >
> >Two nuns in the dark;
> >one says "wheres the candle?"
> >the other replies "yes it does, doesnt it."
>
> Look, yes I understand that you replace 'where' with 'wear', but I
> *still* don't get it. Would someone give me an expanded explanatio=
n
> of these jokes.
>>[REC-H=EE=83=3D>EMONK]
Ok, try putting "its" infront of wheres (wears)
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>
>I believe the author is implying that the nuns are masturbating with the
>object, hence, the wear on them.
>
>I am NOT implying that nuns masturbate, I am merely trying to offer an
>explanation for the jokes.
>
>jk...@aol.com (John Kearney)
>
wheres the soap->wears the soap
wheres the candle->wears the candle
"wear"- as in "wear down, use up, consume, i.e. to bring to an
end by or as if by the action of a destroying force."
- Otis MyMan
John Barnet
--
John Barnet. "And there ain't nothing like a friend
Who'll tell you your just pissin' in the wind"
Neil Young
Robert Adams
: wheres the soap->wears the soap
: wheres the candle->wears the candle
: "wear"- as in "wear down, use up, consume, i.e. to bring to an
: end by or as if by the action of a destroying force."
i hate to sound like a flame, but it's a dumb joke
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ada...@hamlet.uncg.edu when one has UNIX?
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Timo Salmi
:This joke is beginning to cause friction!!
That's fiction.
All the best, Timo
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