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Apr 21, 2023, 11:20:36 AM4/21/23
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Bruce, "My date last night promised me to get me back on my feet"
Ralph, "How did it go?"
Bruce, "She stood me up"

Bill, "What's the leading cause of dry skin?"
Jane, "Towels."

Patient, "I'm having problems with my hearing."
Doctor, "Can you describe the symptoms?"
Patient, "Yes, they're yellow. Homer is overweight, and Marge has
blue hair."


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