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S. T. Warner

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Apr 1, 1994, 12:30:48 AM4/1/94
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This one might be old, but it's funny, so here goes.....


(BTW, think about it - don't tell me you don't understand it!).

- Did you hear about the architect who had his house made
backwards, so he could watch T.V. at the same time?

(Say it a few times.....).

Simon *8-)

christopher kanis

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Apr 1, 1994, 9:28:06 AM4/1/94
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I don't get it. So sue me.

-C.

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Craig E. Smith

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Apr 1, 1994, 12:43:52 PM4/1/94
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cka...@darwin.helios.nd.edu (christopher kanis) says:
>ssus...@reading.ac.uk (S. T. Warner) writes:

>>This one might be old, but it's funny, so here goes.....

>>(BTW, think about it - don't tell me you don't understand it!).

>>- Did you hear about the architect who had his house made
>>backwards, so he could watch T.V. at the same time?

>>(Say it a few times.....).

> I don't get it. So sue me.

Try it this way:

- Did you hear about the architect who had his housemaid


backwards, so he could watch T.V. at the same time?

NOW do you get it?

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Checked for speling errors

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Apr 1, 1994, 7:23:14 PM4/1/94
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In article <2ngpf6$j...@news.nd.edu>,
cka...@darwin.helios.nd.edu (christopher kanis) writes:
>In article <ssustwar.765160248@reading>
ssus...@reading.ac.uk (S. T. Warner) writes:

>>This one might be old, but it's funny, so here goes.....
>>(BTW, think about it - don't tell me you don't understand it!).
>>- Did you hear about the architect who had his house made
>>backwards, so he could watch T.V. at the same time?
>>(Say it a few times.....).
>> Simon *8-)
>
> I don't get it. So sue me.

Likewise.

The Broken Promise

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Apr 1, 1994, 9:17:28 PM4/1/94
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Uh, just try saying it slowly...

Did you hear about the architect who had his housemaid (house made)
backwards, so he could watch T.V. at the samw time?

Hope this helps...

Bottoms Up!


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JOSEPH RAYMOND PARISI

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Apr 4, 1994, 2:07:36 AM4/4/94
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In article <1994Apr1.1...@buckie.hsc.colorado.edu>, sbu...@uh01.Colorado.

EDU (Checked for speling errors) writes:
>In article <2ngpf6$j...@news.nd.edu>,
>cka...@darwin.helios.nd.edu (christopher kanis) writes:
>>In article <ssustwar.765160248@reading>
>ssus...@reading.ac.uk (S. T. Warner) writes:
>
>>>This one might be old, but it's funny, so here goes.....
>>>(BTW, think about it - don't tell me you don't understand it!).
>>>- Did you hear about the architect who had his house made
>>>backwards, so he could watch T.V. at the same time?
>>>(Say it a few times.....).
>>> Simon *8-)
>>
>> I don't get it. So sue me.
> Likewise.
> Ditto
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Minda

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Apr 4, 1994, 12:35:44 AM4/4/94
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He put the t.v. there first then built the house up around it, right?

Minda

900344a@dragon acadiau ca

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Apr 4, 1994, 4:31:00 PM4/4/94
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From: 900...@dragon.acadiau.ca (Stephen Archibald)

jr...@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JOSEPH RAYMOND PARISI) writes:
>In article <1994Apr1.1...@buckie.hsc.colorado.edu>,
sbu...@uh01.Colorado.
>EDU (Checked for speling errors) writes:
>>In article <2ngpf6$j...@news.nd.edu>,

>>cka...@darwin.helios.nd.edu (christopher kanis) writes:
>>>In article <ssustwar.765160248@reading>
>>ssus...@reading.ac.uk (S. T. Warner) writes:
>>
>>>>This one might be old, but it's funny, so here goes.....
>>>>(BTW, think about it - don't tell me you don't understand it!).
>>>>- Did you hear about the architect who had his house made
>>>>backwards, so he could watch T.V. at the same time?
>>>>(Say it a few times.....).
>>>> Simon *8-)
>>>
>>> I don't get it. So sue me.

>> Likewise.
>> Ditto

House made = house MAID. ;)

-mike

Stephen Archibald

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Apr 4, 1994, 9:31:15 PM4/4/94
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jr...@ns1.cc.lehigh.edu (JOSEPH RAYMOND PARISI) writes:
>In article <1994Apr1.1...@buckie.hsc.colorado.edu>, sbu...@uh01.Colorado.
>EDU (Checked for speling errors) writes:
>>In article <2ngpf6$j...@news.nd.edu>,
>>cka...@darwin.helios.nd.edu (christopher kanis) writes:
>>>In article <ssustwar.765160248@reading>
>>ssus...@reading.ac.uk (S. T. Warner) writes:
>>
>>>>This one might be old, but it's funny, so here goes.....
>>>>(BTW, think about it - don't tell me you don't understand it!).
>>>>- Did you hear about the architect who had his house made
>>>>backwards, so he could watch T.V. at the same time?
>>>>(Say it a few times.....).
>>>> Simon *8-)
>>>
>>> I don't get it. So sue me.
>> Likewise.
>> Ditto

House made = house MAID. ;)

-mike

Bill Evans

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Apr 5, 1994, 2:26:43 PM4/5/94
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Minda (m_st...@oz.plymouth.edu) wrote:
: He put the t.v. there first then built the house up around it, right?

Yeah, and like any self-respecting architect, he didn't really build the house
himself. He just designed it. He hired people to do the actual construction.

He started out with a battery-powered television, and a martini, and a housemaid
who didn't mind being entered doggie style with all that construction dust around.

The construction workers didn't mind the scenery either.

-- Captain Nitpick

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