OSTEOPOROSIS JOKES?

[LEWIECKI]

Please help. I am a physician who gives presentations to doctors and patients
about osteoporosis. I need to liven up the talks with jokes relating to
osteoporosis and bones. Please let me know if you have anything or suggestions
where to look. Thanks. Mike Lewiecki, Albuquerque, NM (LEWI...@aol.com)
Mike Lewiecki
Albuquerque, NM
USA

[Stuart A. Bronstein]

GWLucky <gwl...@aol.com> wrote:

>A doctor who specializes in osteoporosis? Gimme a break!

No bones about it.

--
Stu

"'If the law supposes that,' said Mr. Bumble, squeezing his hat
emphatically in both hands, 'the law is a ass - a idiot.'"

Oliver Twist, Charles Dickens

[William J. Evans; mail protected by spamgard{tm}]

ad...@crl2.crl.com (Stuart A. Bronstein) wrote:

:GWLucky <gwl...@aol.com> wrote:
:>A doctor who specializes in osteoporosis? Gimme a break!
:No bones about it.

What's a joke like that doing in a joint like this?

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[W. D. Watts]

On Fri, 7 Nov 1997, William J. Evans; mail protected by spamgard{tm} wrote:

> ad...@crl2.crl.com (Stuart A. Bronstein) wrote:
> :GWLucky <gwl...@aol.com> wrote:
> :>A doctor who specializes in osteoporosis? Gimme a break!
> :No bones about it.
>
> What's a joke like that doing in a joint like this?

It should have been sent to rec.humerus

BW

[Philip Davies]

In message <Pine.SOL.3.96.971107...@suma3.reading.ac.uk>

> BW

Stop it. I can't stand anymore, you're cracking me up.

[Joe Strickland]

Better not be too funny. Your audience might crack up.

[michael l dolan]

ya ever hear the one about the old man who suffered from impotence AND
osteoporosis........?

he fell and couldn't get it up.
m

[Stuart A. Bronstein]

Bob Ward <bob...@gte.net> wrote:
>D...@picknowl.com.au (David Simpson)
>>w...@netcom.com (William J. Evans;

>>>ad...@crl2.crl.com (Stuart A. Bronstein) wrote:
>>>:GWLucky <gwl...@aol.com> wrote:

>>>:>A doctor who specializes in osteoporosis? Gimme a break!

>>>:No bones about it.
>>>
>>>What's a joke like that doing in a joint like this?
>>

>>Kneeing you in the balls perhaps.
>
>Sorry... that one just didn't reach my funny bone....

Bob, you're really on the ball.

--
Stu

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but
they've always worked for me.
-- Hunter S. Thompson

[J.A. McCulloch]

Bob Ward wrote:
>
> On 15 Nov 1997 17:07:13 -0800, ad...@crl9.crl.com (Stuart A. Bronstein)

> wrote:
>
> >Bob Ward <bob...@gte.net> wrote:
> >>D...@picknowl.com.au (David Simpson)
> >>>w...@netcom.com (William J. Evans;
> >>>>ad...@crl2.crl.com (Stuart A. Bronstein) wrote:
> >>>>:GWLucky <gwl...@aol.com> wrote:
> >
> >>>>:>A doctor who specializes in osteoporosis? Gimme a break!
> >
> >>>>:No bones about it.
> >>>>
> >>>>What's a joke like that doing in a joint like this?
> >>>
> >>>Kneeing you in the balls perhaps.
> >>
> >>Sorry... that one just didn't reach my funny bone....
> >
> >Bob, you're really on the ball.
>

> are there going to be some sort of testes at the end of this thread???

Just one question to fracture your idea that that's a bone.

[all...@interpath.com]

J.A. McCulloch wrote:

Nothing "humerus" about this thread...