7/10 Puns
Tim Bruening
Contribute: Against paying dues to an empire.
Contributory: Against river offshoots.
Tim Bruening
Palema wrote:
> mike wheeELer wrote:
>
> > In article <2m6a20pca10fbvl50...@4ax.com>,
> > jaS...@gbr.online.com, J. A. Mc. was looking at the world oddly
when:
> >
> >>On 6 Feb 2004 18:46:37 -0800, art...@yahoo.com (artyw) found these
unused
> >>words floating about:
> >>
> >>
> >>>Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> >
> > news:<68SUb.1256$wt.454@newss
> >
> >>vr23.news.prodigy.com>...
> >>
> >>>>At the White House: We want you to fillmore at home
> >>>
> >>>Dont Polk fun at our presidents.
> >>
> >>Carter explain?
> >>
> >
> > He say nix on that idea..
> >
> Ag knew that would happen!
Spiro: Row of primitive weapons.
Tim Bruening
Macy: A shopping mall in the ocean.
JC Penny: A 1 cent shopping mall in the ocean.
Gottchalks: A question for a teacher shopping for classroom supplies.
Tim Bruening
Emitters: Gloves that send radio or TV signals.
Eremitism: Ideology of gloves living alone.
Hermit: Glove of a woman who lives alone.
Nimbus: Rainy bus.
Omibus: Bus that goes everywhere.
Unibus: Bus that brings people together.
Tim Bruening
Dialyze: To telephone seeing organs.
Dimly: Dumb or dark Korean.
Dinghy: Noisy boat.
Dinky: Key to loud noises.
Direly: Korean in trouble.
Tim Bruening
Jenni Saqua wrote:
> Did you see they brought back "America's Next Top Model"?
> They must be so confident we won't Tyra this show, they're taking it
to the
> Banks.
Will we Cindy?
Cindy: A female demon who violates the 10 Commandments.
Tim Bruening
"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote:
> Then "Mos" says:
> >Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >
> >>>>
> >>>> Hey, Mos is the one who thinks that he's Longfellow.
> >>>
> >>> I can supply about 30 witnesses.
> >>
> >> Shoe salesmen don't count.
> >
> >Then how do they know there are two shoes
> >in a box ?
>
> They keep winding it and see how many pop out?
How does a shoe pop?
Shooting: Musical footwear with a bang!
Tim Bruening
"Frank A. Rosenbaum" wrote:
> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> news:150jo0hcch6u84oih...@4ax.com...
> > On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 16:51:22 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> > <faros...@charter.net> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> >>
> >>"Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
> >>news:2usr9fF...@uni-berlin.de...
> >>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >>>> On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> >>>>> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com>
wrote in
> >>>>>> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
> >>>>>>> "Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>>> news:2unehsF...@uni-berlin.de...
> >>>>>>>> Frank A. Rosenbaum wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
message
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
> >>>>>>>>>>> To draw the curtains.
> >>>>>>>>>> If he had though himself to actually be the curtains, he
should
> >>>>>>>>>> have pulled himself together!
> >>>>>>>>> He did, but he draped himself over the bed. By the way, the
mans
> >>>>>>>>> name is Rod.
> >>>>>>>> Did it comforter him to do that, or was it a result of some
sort
> >>>>>>>> of ambi-valence about his purpose in life?
> >>>>>>> Well, Sheet, Greg, Ya gotta ask Rod. I was blind when he did
it.
> >>>>>>> Don't forget to take your pill, Oh, also don't forget your
inhaler
> >>>>>>> either.
> >>>>>> Do you two have a room? I'm hearing shades of a one nightstand.
> >>>>> No, we don't. He wanted to roller in the hay, but I told him
that I
> >>>>> wasn't pulled that way.
> >>>>
> >>>> You prefer feathers ... ???
> >>>
> >>> Not sure I'm willing to take that thought any feather.... Call it
a
> >>> draw?
> >>
> >>If you want to feather bed, go ahead. I don't give a flock.
> >>
> >>"Birds of a flock, feather together".
> >>
> > What goose down here ... <G>
>
> When my family moved to Michigan, we were Michibeginners. Then there
are
> Michiganders, Michigeese, and Michigoslings.
Begun: Projectile weapon used by an apine.
Beagle: Sea bird that buzzes and makes honey.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4189AF4E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41870B1C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > So then, Larry Krzewinski turns to the guy and says:
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>You mean 20 years old with hair and without Doreen? No
can
> do.
> > > > >>>>>>>>Doreen has hair. It's just not obvious with all the
curlers.
> > > > >>>>>>>For your sake I hope that you're talking about the hair
on her
> > > head!
> > > > >>>>>>Of course! Now, the curler iron, well that's a different
story.
> > > > >>>>>>I'll never let myself run out of Viagra again!
> > > > >>>>>Weren't you even a little curious when Doreen asked for
that
> > > vibrating
> > > > >>>>>curling iron for Christmas?
> > > > >>>>She told me it would improve her head.
> > > > >>>Orally?
> > > > >>O'Really!
> > > > >>(Her roommate Aura Lee was Irish)
> > > > >
> > > > >See, my post was supposed to taken as ambiguously as possible.
I
> > > > >guess that you can't win 'em all.
> > > >
> > > > Posting: After the bell.
> > > >
> > > > Posting: Mailed bell.
> > > >
> > > > Posting: Bell on the Internet.
> > > >
> > > > Watcher: Knight of security.
> > >
> > > Cross-post: Angry poison-pen letters.
> >
> > Piston: 2,000 pounds of urine.
> >
> Car Biretta: Worn by a priest when he's driving.
Carbon: Automotive pastry.
Tim Bruening
Mos wrote:
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > On Wed, 5 May 2004 07:09:47 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
> >
> >> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >>> On Tue, 4 May 2004 10:51:56 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> >>> <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> My wife and I were lying in bed the other night
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Untruths between a married couple is such a sad thing....
> >>>
> >>> How true. She says it's only 11 1/2 inches and I say it's 12
even.
> >>
> >> Most steps are about that size. Gonna brag about
> >> your risers next?
> >
> > That's when it has arisen.
>
> Oh, like the second coming.....
Don't get Cross! Its quite unCrescent and unStarring!
Tim Bruening
Ruble: Kangaroo/bull crossbreed.
Tim Bruening
Stroking: Golf master.
Tim Bruening
Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> Did you hear about the couple who exchanged wedding vows while
> skydiving? They fell in love!
I sure hope this marriage doesn't fall apart or crash!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42AD2D8B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4067D7E3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:406645A3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > Camper: Vacation price.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Camping: Vacationing bell.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Console: Against shoes.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > EV: Electronic voting.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Expense: Former British money.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Extent: Former temporary housing for campers.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Fiendish: Meal of monsters.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Fencer: Boundary knight.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Industry: Tree that grows all sorts of products, such as
> cars,
> > > > > > furniture, appliances, etc.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Pacer: Knight walking back and forth.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Placer: Knight staying put.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Prophase: In favor of phasers.
> > > > >
> > > > > Propane: VD or cystitis!
> > > >
> > > > Propane: Professional torturer.
> > > >
> > > Counterpane: Sore feet from serving in a shop all day - also known
> as
> > > counterfeit.
> >
> > Malleable: Very flexible bull in a shopping center.
>
> He's still there! There's no Safeway to get him out!
How Longs will he stay there?
Tim Bruening
Dicker: Bargaining dog.
Lurker: Dog who reads but doesn't post in the Internet.
Occur: Fat dog.
Precur: Before the dog.
Tim Bruening
headdr wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:405BE65D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Able: 1 bull.
> >
> > Double: 2 bulls.
> >
> > Parable: 2 more bulls.
> >
> > Noble: Zero bulls.
> >
> > Tremble: Bull at the San Andreas Fault.
> >
> Comfortable: To give Toro some solace when he is sad.
> Inflatable: To pump up a bull who has gone flat.
> Debatable: To argue with the damn thing.
> Compatible: An invatation to enter the corral and show some affection.
Table: A bull to eat off of.
Tim Bruening
Harry Farkas wrote:
> The Christian publishing world is braced for the debut of "Glorious
> Appearing: The End of Days", the latest book by the authors of the Left
> Behind series. Just when will they get around to writing about the Right
> Behind?
Or the Right Forward, or Left Forward, or Right Ahead, or Left Ahead, or
Right Center, of Left Center, or Center Behind, or Center Ahead?
Obligatory: What a British Conservative must do.
Tim Bruening
James King wrote:
> In article <fcd1f4e4.04033...@posting.google.com>, artyw
> <art...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > "Michael Balarama" <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > news:<106lh8m...@corp.supernews.com>...
> > > I would like to reaffirm my belief in Buddha," Said the monk,
> > > "but there is a great deal to be said for margarine.
> > Praise the Lard!
>
> The benefit of Oleo to butter or lard is margarinal.
>
> My brother holds the weight lifting record for lifting cooking fat. He
> canola lot of bottles of oil.
>
> Crisco: a company comprised of elves, reindeer, and a jolly CEO known
> as Mr. Kringle, although a claus in his contract states several
> aliases.
>
> I'm fried after thinking of these.
Is there a Santa Clause stating that a person who kills Kringle must
take his place?
Tim Bruening
Hamper: Papa pig.
Hammock: Pig taunting.
Hamburg: A frozen pig floating in the ocean.
Smoking Gun: A cross between the NRA and the cigarette industry.
Vulcanization: The process whereby rubber grows pointed ears and starts
saying "Live long and prosper".:)
Tim Bruening
"Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message
news:<10go9hu...@corp.supernews.com>...
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > On Sat, 31 Jul 2004 15:22:30 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
> >
> >>>>>>>>>> What if he has a Full House ?
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Matt's more of an online persona. I doubt if he has house
> >>>>>>>>> guests.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Grief, you sure killed this thread.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Larry killed r.h.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> He has to do something in his off time.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> What are you talking about? I'm off all the time according to
my
> >>>>> wife.
> >>>>
> >>>> Get back on her and she'll shut up.
> >>>
> >>> That is a hole new theory.
> >>
> >> Even if not new, it's still exciting.
> >
> > Funny, Johnson felt the exact same way.
>
> Nice of you to invite one of the makers of
> baby oil into your house.
Oil from babys? Yuck
Tim Bruening
Mos wrote:
> Nathaniel Lind wrote:
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:415D03EA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> Breaking: King of dancing by spinning on the ground.
> >>
> >> Braking: King of stopping.
>
> Braking: Ruler of women's undergarments.
> (half of them, anyway)
Braking: King who is an ass.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:408378FF...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Depressant: Downbeat ant.
> >
> > Oppressnant: Member of the ant secret police.
> >
> > Repressant: Another member of the ant secret police.
> >
> > Suppressant: Yet another member of the ant secret police.
>
> Omnipresant: Holy hymenopterum.
>
> Scant: Underweight hymenopterum.
>
> Hymenopterum: Insect with a fold of tissue partly covering entrance to
its
> eyes.
Depressant: Sad penny.
Oppressant: Dictator penny.
Omnipresent: Everywhere penny.
Recent: Penny again.
Tim Bruening
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:408379E3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Docking: King of ship ports.
> >
> > Dunking: Basketball king.
>
> Bunking: Monarch who likes fruity baps.
Tanking: Battlefield king.
Tim Bruening
Tigrus: River of ties.
Typer: Price for neckwear.
Typing: Musical neckwear.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42C4F4C4...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Chakolate wrote:
> >
> > > sam ende <s...@sende.co.uk> wrote in
> news:camfkb$vh6$4...@warren.leverton.org:
> > >
> > > > tinted wrote:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >>> It is also pretty light here at that time. Where do you live
Sammi?
> > > >
> > > > i live in the heart of britian :)
> > >
> > > Not in the stomach? From what I hear of British cooking, that's
> probably a
> > > good thing. If you're in the heart, who's in the colon?
> >
> > Who swims in the Liverpool?
>
> Merseymaids!
Mesmerize: Ocean that sends you into a trance.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42C49417...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> >
> > > College of Marine Biology - schools of fish!
> >
> > Who are taught in subclasses.
>
> College of Marine Biology: Where they cut open maritime soldiers and
examine
> them to see if they've got guts. Fortunately, they usually find that
they
> have plenty! - especially British ones!
What time is ragtime and maritime?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42C4F4B3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Kathy wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:a69c46fe.04060...@posting.google.com...
> > > > "Michael Balarama" <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > > news:<10c405f...@corp.supernews.com>...
> > > > > was sent this:
> > > > > A farmer had a cow, Bessie. She was difficult, kicking over the
milk
> > > > > pail and refusing to come in at night. Well, Bessie got
pregnant.
> After
> > > > > she gave birth, she changed. "Bessie's really mellowed out,"
the
> > > > > farmer told his wife. "What do you think happened?" "That's
easy,"
> she
> > > > > replied. "Don't you know, Bessie's been decalf-inated!"
> > > >
> > > > How cheesy.
> > >
> > > Udder nonsense.
> >
> > Emu: Winged cow on the Internet.
>
> Dough-dough: Flightless bird with two quid!
>
> Kiwi: Lock urine.
Roopy: Kangaroo piss.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4029EF17...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > CT: Ocean of antimatter.
> >
> CP: Leaky ocean.
CD: Ocean of electronic storage devices.
Stockholm: Home on the range.
Woodstock: Shares of a timber company, or wooden farm animals.
Tim Bruening
"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
news:<DlZvc.10047$wd7....@front-1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:a69c46fe.04060...@posting.google.com...
> news:<3rjuc.7680$Dm2....@front-1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...> > > news:40B971E5...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Michael Balarama wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
> > > > > news:WC1uc.6444$Dm2....@front-1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > > > > Ambush!!! A big shrub with pigs hiding in it.
> > > > >
> > > > > spelled wrong-the Presidents Brother Am Bush--
> > > >
> > > > IS Bush!
> > > >
> > > I still say: Burning Bush seems like a good idea now, instead of a
> Biblical
> > > event.
> >
> > But if we do that, we are as bad as the terrorists!
>
> But he only condemns trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsts.
>
> Praps he's thinking of ones who ride motorbikes.
>
> I was being Meta Four Ear Call anyway!
Bush never Meta tax cut he didn't like.
Tim Bruening
Ascom: Donkey computer.
Ascot: Donkey sleeping furniture.
Aspen: Donkey jail.
Belly: Ringing Korean.
Earnest: Rich bird habitat.
Easer: Internet knight.
Easing: Internet songs.
Easy: Simple ocean on Internet.
nemo
Before more hygenic devices were invented, ragtime used to be once a month
for a lady! YUK!
nemo
Roopunzle: A grimm marsupial with very long hair.
nemo
Woodshlock: Rotten timber.
nemo
even more stupid than usual!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metaxa
nemo
ECG: Simple horse that checks people's heartbeats.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42C4F4B3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Kathy wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:a69c46fe.04060...@posting.google.com...
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
news:<DlZvc.10047$wd7....@front-1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
> news:a69c46fe.04060...@posting.google.com...
> news:<3rjuc.7680$Dm2....@front-1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44B20C54...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42C49417...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > College of Marine Biology - schools of fish!
> > > >
> > > > Who are taught in subclasses.
> > >
> > > College of Marine Biology: Where they cut open maritime soldiers and
> > examine
> > > them to see if they've got guts. Fortunately, they usually find that
> > they
> > > have plenty! - especially British ones!
> >
> > What time is ragtime and maritime?
> >
>
> Before more hygenic devices were invented, ragtime used to be once a month
> for a lady! YUK!
Hygen-Nick: Clean man.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Why a horse?
nemo
> > >
> > > Chakolate wrote:
> > >
> > > > sam ende <s...@sende.co.uk> wrote in
> > news:camfkb$vh6$4...@warren.leverton.org:
> > > >
> > > > > tinted wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >>> It is also pretty light here at that time. Where do you live
> Sammi?
> > > > >
> > > > > i live in the heart of britian :)
> > > >
> > > > Not in the stomach? From what I hear of British cooking, that's
> > probably a
> > > > good thing. If you're in the heart, who's in the colon?
> > >
> > > Who swims in the Liverpool?
> >
> > Merseymaids!
>
> Mesmerize: Ocean that sends you into a trance.
Eff-fluence: Sewage pumped into the ocean that also sends you into a trance.
http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/fluence?view=uk
nemo
Ragtime is once a month (YUK!) and maritime is the rhythm of the Bridal
March or of 'Firn di Mekatonim Ahaim'!
nemo
Shay-m they got rid of all those quaint articulated timber-hauling
locomotives!
nemo
I would tax Raquel Welch - and I'm pretty sure she'd tax me as well!!
(Monty Python)
nemo
a racehorse. It comes from the baby-talk type slang Gee Gee.
Get it?
Got it!
Good!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:45279D28...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42C4F4C4...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Chakolate wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > sam ende <s...@sende.co.uk> wrote in
> > > news:camfkb$vh6$4...@warren.leverton.org:
> > > > >
> > > > > > tinted wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >>> It is also pretty light here at that time. Where do you live
> > Sammi?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > i live in the heart of britian :)
> > > > >
> > > > > Not in the stomach? From what I hear of British cooking, that's
> > > probably a
> > > > > good thing. If you're in the heart, who's in the colon?
> > > >
> > > > Who swims in the Liverpool?
> > >
> > > Merseymaids!
> >
> > Mesmerize: Ocean that sends you into a trance.
>
> Eff-fluence: Sewage pumped into the ocean that also sends you into a trance.
>
> http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/fluence?view=uk
F Fluence.
F Fete.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:45279E38...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44B20F79...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Ascom: Donkey computer.
> > > >
> > > > Ascot: Donkey sleeping furniture.
> > > >
> > > > Aspen: Donkey jail.
> > > >
> > > > Belly: Ringing Korean.
> > > >
> > > > Earnest: Rich bird habitat.
> > > >
> > > > Easer: Internet knight.
> > > >
> > > > Easing: Internet songs.
> > > >
> > > > Easy: Simple ocean on Internet.
> > > >
> > >
> > > ECG: Simple horse that checks people's heartbeats.
> >
> > Why a horse?
> >
> How many more bloody times???? Gee is UK slang for a horse, and particularly
> a racehorse. It comes from the baby-talk type slang Gee Gee.
Why do British babies call horses "Gee Gee"?
nemo
was "Gee Up!" or just "Gee! Gee!" with the spurs applied in time.
Tim Bruening
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:408379E3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Docking: King of ship ports.
> >
> > Dunking: Basketball king.
>
> Bunking: Monarch who likes fruity baps.
Tanking: Battlefield king.
ur_droll
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
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> > "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
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Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:45279D28...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42C4F4C4...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Chakolate wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > sam ende <s...@sende.co.uk> wrote in
> > > news:camfkb$vh6$4...@warren.leverton.org:
> > > > >
> > > > > > tinted wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >>> It is also pretty light here at that time. Where do you live
> > Sammi?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > i live in the heart of britian :)
> > > > >
> > > > > Not in the stomach? From what I hear of British cooking, that's
> > > probably a
> > > > > good thing. If you're in the heart, who's in the colon?
> > > >
> > > > Who swims in the Liverpool?
> > >
> > > Merseymaids!
> >
> > Mesmerize: Ocean that sends you into a trance.
>
> Eff-fluence: Sewage pumped into the ocean that also sends you into a trance.
>
> http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/fluence?view=uk
F Fluence.
F Fete.
Tim Bruening
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
nemo
Found on a Middle Eastern battlefield: An Ahmed Troop Carrier.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:45279E38...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44B20F79...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Ascom: Donkey computer.
> > > >
> > > > Ascot: Donkey sleeping furniture.
> > > >
> > > > Aspen: Donkey jail.
> > > >
> > > > Belly: Ringing Korean.
> > > >
> > > > Earnest: Rich bird habitat.
> > > >
> > > > Easer: Internet knight.
> > > >
> > > > Easing: Internet songs.
> > > >
> > > > Easy: Simple ocean on Internet.
> > > >
> > >
> > > ECG: Simple horse that checks people's heartbeats.
> >
> > Why a horse?
> >
> How many more bloody times???? Gee is UK slang for a horse, and particularly
> a racehorse. It comes from the baby-talk type slang Gee Gee.
Why do British babies call horses "Gee Gee"?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Why a horse?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:45279D28...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42C4F4C4...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Chakolate wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > sam ende <s...@sende.co.uk> wrote in
> > > news:camfkb$vh6$4...@warren.leverton.org:
> > > > >
> > > > > > tinted wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >>> It is also pretty light here at that time. Where do you live
> > Sammi?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > i live in the heart of britian :)
> > > > >
> > > > > Not in the stomach? From what I hear of British cooking, that's
> > > probably a
> > > > > good thing. If you're in the heart, who's in the colon?
> > > >
> > > > Who swims in the Liverpool?
> > >
> > > Merseymaids!
> >
> > Mesmerize: Ocean that sends you into a trance.
>
> Eff-fluence: Sewage pumped into the ocean that also sends you into a trance.
>
> http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/fluence?view=uk
F Fluence.
F Fete.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44B20C54...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42C49417...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > College of Marine Biology - schools of fish!
> > > >
> > > > Who are taught in subclasses.
> > >
> > > College of Marine Biology: Where they cut open maritime soldiers and
> > examine
> > > them to see if they've got guts. Fortunately, they usually find that
> > they
> > > have plenty! - especially British ones!
> >
> > What time is ragtime and maritime?
> >
>
Tim Bruening
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Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42C4F4B3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Kathy wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:a69c46fe.04060...@posting.google.com...
> > > > "Michael Balarama" <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > > news:<10c405f...@corp.supernews.com>...
> > > > > was sent this:
> > > > > A farmer had a cow, Bessie. She was difficult, kicking over the
milk
> > > > > pail and refusing to come in at night. Well, Bessie got
pregnant.
> After
> > > > > she gave birth, she changed. "Bessie's really mellowed out,"
the
> > > > > farmer told his wife. "What do you think happened?" "That's
easy,"
> she
> > > > > replied. "Don't you know, Bessie's been decalf-inated!"
> > > >
> > > > How cheesy.
> > >
> > > Udder nonsense.
> >
> > Emu: Winged cow on the Internet.
>
> Dough-dough: Flightless bird with two quid!
>
> Kiwi: Lock urine.
Roopy: Kangaroo piss.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tigrus: River of ties.
Typer: Price for neckwear.
Typing: Musical neckwear.
nemo
'Gee' was an 18th. Century command to a horse to move faster, as in 'Gee
up!' So at some time, children must have heard riders shouting 'Gee! Gee!'
to their horses and adopted it as a funny name for the horse itself.
It would also have become popular because when making the eee sound, a
person smiles slightly, and this works in reverse and makes them feel
happier - something well-used by advertisers, a good example being a washing
up liquid that was said to leave your glasses 'squeaky-clean.' So mums and
dads when they show off by using the slogan, find themselves feeling a
little happier, subconsciously accociate the feeling with the product, and
buy it without really wanting to.
Advertisers might be total and absolute bastards, but they're *clever* total
and absolute bastards!
There. A stone-cold sensible reply for a change.
nemo
Not even on solid fuel for camping stoves?
nemo
If you talk to them about Vegetarianism and Veganism like I used to on
demos, you'll find a lot of farmers are far more wooden than their
animals! - and as thick as pigshit too!
nemo
Big horse G means horse as in my last reply, being a bookmakers' and Cockney
abbreviation of the children's slang term 'Gee Gee'. Innit?!!
nemo
This'll make yer cringe. Up to the age of five (1952), myself and my parents
lived in rooms in Sandwich Street, Kings Cross and there was no bathroom.
No-one in the building had a bathroom in fact. So once a month when it was
our turn, a big steel bath provided by the landlord was taken off its nail
in the back yard and brought inside and every saucepan, pot, kettle etc. we
had was put on the gas stove and old solid fuel range to boil, the bath was
filled up and the three of us took turns! Me, my mum, then my dad!
No shower gels, no deodorants, just a bar of carbolic soap a flannel and a
sponge - BUT no present-day skin allergies and respiratory tract irritation
from perfumes either - because there weren't any, and I don't remember
epidemics of spots and skin complaints because of lack of bathing either.
Boy, the cosmetics industry have conned a hell of a lot of money out of a
hell of a lot of people since then by making everyone socially paranoid
about unnecessary hygiene!!
nemo
. . . pouring down an Italian cliff? I hope there's-a no-one
under-a neath trying to avalanche!
nemo
>
> Cellist: To put a list of musical instruments on sale.
>
> Correcting: The right bell or Chinese.
>
> Grafton: A 2,000 pound bribe.
>
> Quarreling: Arguing Chinese, or a type of Chinese arrow.
Bone narrow! In your arm, it can stop you becoming an archer!
nemo
> > >
> > > Chakolate wrote:
> > >
> > > > sam ende <s...@sende.co.uk> wrote in
> > news:camfkb$vh6$4...@warren.leverton.org:
> > > >
> > > > > tinted wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >>> It is also pretty light here at that time. Where do you live
> Sammi?
> > > > >
> > > > > i live in the heart of britian :)
> > > >
> > > > Not in the stomach? From what I hear of British cooking, that's
> > probably a
> > > > good thing. If you're in the heart, who's in the colon?
> > >
> > > Who swims in the Liverpool?
> >
> > Merseymaids!
>
> Mesmerize: Ocean that sends you into a trance.
If Trance wasn't full of Trench people, it'd be a nice place to go on
holiday!
nemo
>
> Palema wrote:
>
> > mike wheeELer wrote:
> >
> > > In article <2m6a20pca10fbvl50...@4ax.com>,
> > > jaS...@gbr.online.com, J. A. Mc. was looking at the world oddly
> when:
> > >
> > >>On 6 Feb 2004 18:46:37 -0800, art...@yahoo.com (artyw) found these
> unused
> > >>words floating about:
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>>Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> > >
> > > news:<68SUb.1256$wt.454@newss
> > >
> > >>vr23.news.prodigy.com>...
> > >>
> > >>>>At the White House: We want you to fillmore at home
> > >>>
> > >>>Dont Polk fun at our presidents.
> > >>
> > >>Carter explain?
> > >>
> > >
> > > He say nix on that idea..
> > >
> > Ag knew that would happen!
>
> Spiro: Row of primitive weapons.
And they're all old and rusty. Not agnew one amongst them!
nemo
>
> Tigrus: River of ties.
>
> Typer: Price for neckwear.
>
> Typing: Musical neckwear.
Cravat: Neckwear you can brew beer in.
Tim Bruening
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
nemo
That's Salad Din! His Ahmed Car from the Crusades made a very loud noise of
fresh vegetables being crushed!
I can't get over the fact that Crusader knights riding mares went into
battle against Salad Din's lot who were mounted on stallions in the middle
of the horsey mating season!!! *Imagine!!*
:o))))))))))))))))))))))))