Müller the Misandrist
Larry Krzewinski
<polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>>
>>"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
>>news:betmtvse015tbgstm...@4ax.com...
>>> On Sat, 13 Dec 2003 17:13:28 GMT, mael...@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller)
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> >>>>> It's that Australian accent.
>>> >>>> Kiwi actually.
>>> >>>
>>> >>> Is there a difference?
>>> >>
>>> >>Nope. Just like there's no difference between German and Austrian.
>>> >
>>> >I sincerely must apologize to Polly. I didn't mean no offence, I am
>>> >really sorry.
>>>
>>> Oh oh! Watch out, Polly, she's setting you up for the kill! <g>
>>
>>No that's ok - she's a....damn I wish I could remember there was a word for
>>the female equivalent of misogynist that hates men. I'm safe.
>
>Polly,
>We've got to start a new thread. I'll title it "Müller the Misandrist" since the Marvin the Misogynist thread ran on forever. I think that I'll start it right now, too.
I had wondered how to give you just the right gift for Christmas,
Lizzie. Here it is. <g>
Larry
Sorry, I couldn't help myself. The devil made me do it.
Reply to larrykz at charter dot net.
Pollywolly
> On Fri, 2 Jan 2004 13:02:24 +1000, "Pollywolly"
> <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>
> >>
> >>"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
> >>news:betmtvse015tbgstm...@4ax.com...
> >>> On Sat, 13 Dec 2003 17:13:28 GMT, mael...@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller)
> >>> wrote:
> >>>
> >>> >>>>> It's that Australian accent.
> >>> >>>> Kiwi actually.
> >>> >>>
> >>> >>> Is there a difference?
> >>> >>
> >>> >>Nope. Just like there's no difference between German and Austrian.
> >>> >
> >>> >I sincerely must apologize to Polly. I didn't mean no offence, I am
> >>> >really sorry.
> >>>
> >>> Oh oh! Watch out, Polly, she's setting you up for the kill! <g>
> >>
> >>No that's ok - she's a....damn I wish I could remember there was a word
for
> >>the female equivalent of misogynist that hates men. I'm safe.
> >
> >Polly,
> >We've got to start a new thread. I'll title it "Müller the Misandrist"
since the Marvin the Misogynist thread ran on forever. I think that I'll
start it right now, too.
I missed the Marvin the Misogynist thread - dammit :P
I love Marvin - really.
Larry Krzewinski
<polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>> >>> >>>>> It's that Australian accent.
>> >>> >>>> Kiwi actually.
>> >>> >>>
>> >>> >>> Is there a difference?
>> >>> >>
>> >>> >>Nope. Just like there's no difference between German and Austrian.
>> >>> >
>> >>> >I sincerely must apologize to Polly. I didn't mean no offence, I am
>> >>> >really sorry.
>> >>>
>> >>> Oh oh! Watch out, Polly, she's setting you up for the kill! <g>
>> >>
>> >>No that's ok - she's a....damn I wish I could remember there was a word
>for
>> >>the female equivalent of misogynist that hates men. I'm safe.
>> >
>> >Polly,
>> >We've got to start a new thread. I'll title it "Müller the Misandrist"
>since the Marvin the Misogynist thread ran on forever. I think that I'll
>start it right now, too.
>
>I missed the Marvin the Misogynist thread - dammit :P
>I love Marvin - really.
There is no finer mysogynist anywhere. He's a real misogynist's
misogynist. As a matter of fact he's the current president of the
Misogyny Association.
The Marvin the Misogynist thread was primarily in rec.humor but did
cross over to atj on occasion.
Now Lizzie is one heck of a misandrist. She keeps a large collection
of male body parts about. She calls them Markus. <g>
Larry
I may have to go into hiding soon.
MosZibby
"Pollywolly" <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
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Eeewwwwwwwww. and ick ick ick ick ick ick.
Pollywolly
"MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote in message
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Well really, what's not to love?
Pollywolly
I had no idea he had such an exalted position.
> The Marvin the Misogynist thread was primarily in rec.humor but did
> cross over to atj on occasion.
>
> Now Lizzie is one heck of a misandrist. She keeps a large collection
> of male body parts about. She calls them Markus. <g>
Does she keep them locked up in a cage?
> Larry
> I may have to go into hiding soon.
You're not supposed to let the person that you're hiding from, know that.
MosZibby
His whole being.
Larry Krzewinski
<polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>> >> >We've got to start a new thread. I'll title it "Müller the
>Misandrist"
>> >since the Marvin the Misogynist thread ran on forever. I think that I'll
>> >start it right now, too.
>> >
>> >I missed the Marvin the Misogynist thread - dammit :P
>> >I love Marvin - really.
>>
>> There is no finer mysogynist anywhere. He's a real misogynist's
>> misogynist. As a matter of fact he's the current president of the
>> Misogyny Association.
>
>I had no idea he had such an exalted position.
He's up, maybe that was a bad choice of words, for the International
Grand Poobah title next year.
>> The Marvin the Misogynist thread was primarily in rec.humor but did
>> cross over to atj on occasion.
>>
>> Now Lizzie is one heck of a misandrist. She keeps a large collection
>> of male body parts about. She calls them Markus. <g>
>
>Does she keep them locked up in a cage?
I'll ask him next time I talk to him. She kept Keith in a wine barrel
for awhile.
>> Larry
>> I may have to go into hiding soon.
>
>You're not supposed to let the person that you're hiding from, know that.
But then they think I'm not here any longer. I usually hide things in
plain sight. I usually works great, too.
Pollywolly
"MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote in message
This is no fun any more. You're too damn easy.
Pollywolly
> On Sat, 3 Jan 2004 10:35:01 +1000, "Pollywolly"
> <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>
> >> >> >We've got to start a new thread. I'll title it "Müller the
> >Misandrist"
> >> >since the Marvin the Misogynist thread ran on forever. I think that
I'll
> >> >start it right now, too.
> >> >
> >> >I missed the Marvin the Misogynist thread - dammit :P
> >> >I love Marvin - really.
> >>
> >> There is no finer mysogynist anywhere. He's a real misogynist's
> >> misogynist. As a matter of fact he's the current president of the
> >> Misogyny Association.
> >
> >I had no idea he had such an exalted position.
>
> He's up, maybe that was a bad choice of words, for the International
> Grand Poobah title next year.
And here I was thinking he was Nankee Poo.
> >> The Marvin the Misogynist thread was primarily in rec.humor but did
> >> cross over to atj on occasion.
> >>
> >> Now Lizzie is one heck of a misandrist. She keeps a large collection
> >> of male body parts about. She calls them Markus. <g>
> >
> >Does she keep them locked up in a cage?
>
> I'll ask him next time I talk to him. She kept Keith in a wine barrel
> for awhile.
Like he would have hated that. <rolls eyes>
> >> Larry
> >> I may have to go into hiding soon.
> >
> >You're not supposed to let the person that you're hiding from, know that.
>
> But then they think I'm not here any longer. I usually hide things in
> plain sight. I usually works great, too.
How great do you work at grammar?
Larry Krzewinski
<polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>> >> >> >We've got to start a new thread. I'll title it "Müller the
>> >Misandrist"
>> >> >since the Marvin the Misogynist thread ran on forever. I think that
>I'll
>> >> >start it right now, too.
>> >> >
>> >> >I missed the Marvin the Misogynist thread - dammit :P
>> >> >I love Marvin - really.
>> >>
>> >> There is no finer mysogynist anywhere. He's a real misogynist's
>> >> misogynist. As a matter of fact he's the current president of the
>> >> Misogyny Association.
>> >
>> >I had no idea he had such an exalted position.
>>
>> He's up, maybe that was a bad choice of words, for the International
>> Grand Poobah title next year.
>
>And here I was thinking he was Nankee Poo.
Nankee Poo?
>> >> The Marvin the Misogynist thread was primarily in rec.humor but did
>> >> cross over to atj on occasion.
>> >>
>> >> Now Lizzie is one heck of a misandrist. She keeps a large collection
>> >> of male body parts about. She calls them Markus. <g>
>> >
>> >Does she keep them locked up in a cage?
>>
>> I'll ask him next time I talk to him. She kept Keith in a wine barrel
>> for awhile.
>
>Like he would have hated that. <rolls eyes>
I guess you shoulde keep pickles in da pickle barrel!
>> >> Larry
>> >> I may have to go into hiding soon.
>> >
>> >You're not supposed to let the person that you're hiding from, know that.
>>
>> But then they think I'm not here any longer. I usually hide things in
>> plain sight. I usually works great, too.
>
>How great do you work at grammar?
See litle, I polly had too much to drink tonight. It's been awhile
too. I bet I hab a hano bver tomorrow.
Larry Krzewinski
<polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>> His whole being.
>
>This is no fun any more. You're too damn easy.
Hey polly, I'm easy but I'm nott so cheep. <he he he>
Pollywolly
> On Sat, 3 Jan 2004 15:49:47 +1000, "Pollywolly"
> <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >We've got to start a new thread. I'll title it "Müller the
> >> >Misandrist"
> >> >> >since the Marvin the Misogynist thread ran on forever. I think
that
> >I'll
> >> >> >start it right now, too.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >I missed the Marvin the Misogynist thread - dammit :P
> >> >> >I love Marvin - really.
> >> >>
> >> >> There is no finer mysogynist anywhere. He's a real misogynist's
> >> >> misogynist. As a matter of fact he's the current president of the
> >> >> Misogyny Association.
> >> >
> >> >I had no idea he had such an exalted position.
> >>
> >> He's up, maybe that was a bad choice of words, for the International
> >> Grand Poobah title next year.
> >
> >And here I was thinking he was Nankee Poo.
>
> Nankee Poo?
Look up a musical or opera with the Grand Poo bah in it - Nankee Poo was one
of the other characters. The title of it escapes me - although I do know
one of the songs is something about "Three little maids are we"
> >> >> The Marvin the Misogynist thread was primarily in rec.humor but did
> >> >> cross over to atj on occasion.
> >> >>
> >> >> Now Lizzie is one heck of a misandrist. She keeps a large
collection
> >> >> of male body parts about. She calls them Markus. <g>
> >> >
> >> >Does she keep them locked up in a cage?
> >>
> >> I'll ask him next time I talk to him. She kept Keith in a wine barrel
> >> for awhile.
> >
> >Like he would have hated that. <rolls eyes>
>
> I guess you shoulde keep pickles in da pickle barrel!
How you going with that alcohol Larr?
> >> >> Larry
> >> >> I may have to go into hiding soon.
> >> >
> >> >You're not supposed to let the person that you're hiding from, know
that.
> >>
> >> But then they think I'm not here any longer. I usually hide things in
> >> plain sight. I usually works great, too.
> >
> >How great do you work at grammar?
>
> See litle, I polly had too much to drink tonight. It's been awhile
> too. I bet I hab a hano bver tomorrow.
I guess that answers my previous question - enjoy :-)
Pollywolly
> On Sat, 3 Jan 2004 15:40:25 +1000, "Pollywolly"
> <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>
> >> His whole being.
> >
> >This is no fun any more. You're too damn easy.
>
> Hey polly, I'm easy but I'm nott so cheep. <he he he>
Maybe you should sit down before you fly away little birdie.
Larry Krzewinski
It was a Dilbert and Sullivan light opera.
>> >> >> The Marvin the Misogynist thread was primarily in rec.humor but did
>> >> >> cross over to atj on occasion.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Now Lizzie is one heck of a misandrist. She keeps a large
>collection
>> >> >> of male body parts about. She calls them Markus. <g>
>> >> >
>> >> >Does she keep them locked up in a cage?
>> >>
>> >> I'll ask him next time I talk to him. She kept Keith in a wine barrel
>> >> for awhile.
>> >
>> >Like he would have hated that. <rolls eyes>
>>
>> I guess you shoulde keep pickles in da pickle barrel!
>
>How you going with that alcohol Larr?
I stopped drinking about two hours ago and am now comming in for a
lanfdiing.
>> >> >> Larry
>> >> >> I may have to go into hiding soon.
>> >> >
>> >> >You're not supposed to let the person that you're hiding from, know
>that.
>> >>
>> >> But then they think I'm not here any longer. I usually hide things in
>> >> plain sight. I usually works great, too.
>> >
>> >How great do you work at grammar?
>>
>> See litle, I polly had too much to drink tonight. It's been awhile
>> too. I bet I hab a hano bver tomorrow.
>
>I guess that answers my previous question - enjoy :-)
>
See!
Larry Krzewinski
<polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>> >> His whole being.
>> >
>> >This is no fun any more. You're too damn easy.
>>
>> Hey polly, I'm easy but I'm nott so cheep. <he he he>
>
>Maybe you should sit down before you fly away little birdie.
I gotta birdie for ya. Oops! Maybe I shouldn't of said that.
Pollywolly
No Dogbert involved? Not even evil Catbert??
> >> >> >> The Marvin the Misogynist thread was primarily in rec.humor but
did
> >> >> >> cross over to atj on occasion.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Now Lizzie is one heck of a misandrist. She keeps a large
> >collection
> >> >> >> of male body parts about. She calls them Markus. <g>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Does she keep them locked up in a cage?
> >> >>
> >> >> I'll ask him next time I talk to him. She kept Keith in a wine
barrel
> >> >> for awhile.
> >> >
> >> >Like he would have hated that. <rolls eyes>
> >>
> >> I guess you shoulde keep pickles in da pickle barrel!
> >
> >How you going with that alcohol Larr?
>
> I stopped drinking about two hours ago and am now comming in for a
> lanfdiing.
I think you need your landing gear down first.
> >> >> >> Larry
> >> >> >> I may have to go into hiding soon.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >You're not supposed to let the person that you're hiding from, know
> >that.
> >> >>
> >> >> But then they think I'm not here any longer. I usually hide things
in
> >> >> plain sight. I usually works great, too.
> >> >
> >> >How great do you work at grammar?
> >>
> >> See litle, I polly had too much to drink tonight. It's been awhile
> >> too. I bet I hab a hano bver tomorrow.
> >
> >I guess that answers my previous question - enjoy :-)
> >
>
> See!
Yes. I do.
Pollywolly
No. You shouldn't.
Larry Krzewinski
<polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>> >> >> His whole being.
>> >> >
>> >> >This is no fun any more. You're too damn easy.
>> >>
>> >> Hey polly, I'm easy but I'm nott so cheep. <he he he>
>> >
>> >Maybe you should sit down before you fly away little birdie.
>>
>> I gotta birdie for ya. Oops! Maybe I shouldn't of said that.
>
>No. You shouldn't.
Gee, now that I'm somewhat sober I'm glad that I did! Wanna see a
bald eagle? <g>
Larry
President and Founder of Euphemisms and Double Entendres R Us.
Greg Evans
> I usually hide things in
> plain sight. I usually works great, too.
The Scarlet Larry, as it were.
Greg Evans
Ah, crap! I meant "The Purloined Larry", but got mixed up between concept
and typing. That's what I get for posting B.C.
Greg
Before Coffee
Greg Evans
> Look up a musical or opera with the Grand Poo bah in it - Nankee Poo
> was one of the other characters. The title of it escapes me -
> although I do know one of the songs is something about "Three little
> maids are we"
The comic opera "Mikado", by Gilbert and Sullivan.
Okay, back to the regularly scheduled silliness.
MosZibby
Larry Krzewinski
<gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote:
>> I usually hide things in
>> plain sight. I usually works great, too.
>
>The Scarlet Larry, as it were.
Oh Greg, please don't tell me that you don't give a damn!
Larry Krzewinski
We don't need to be hearing about your loins BC or anytime after.
This is a family oriented newsgroup.
Elisabeth Müller
<Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
>>We've got to start a new thread. I'll title it "Müller the Misandrist" since the Marvin the Misogynist thread ran on forever. I think that I'll start it right now, too.
>
>I had wondered how to give you just the right gift for Christmas,
>Lizzie. Here it is. <g>
Yuck. I found it.
>
>Larry
>Sorry, I couldn't help myself. The devil made me do it.
Don't blame everything you do on Greg!
Pollywolly
> On Sat, 3 Jan 2004 17:13:47 +1000, "Pollywolly"
> <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> His whole being.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >This is no fun any more. You're too damn easy.
> >> >>
> >> >> Hey polly, I'm easy but I'm nott so cheep. <he he he>
> >> >
> >> >Maybe you should sit down before you fly away little birdie.
> >>
> >> I gotta birdie for ya. Oops! Maybe I shouldn't of said that.
> >
> >No. You shouldn't.
>
> Gee, now that I'm somewhat sober I'm glad that I did! Wanna see a
> bald eagle? <g>
Does it have good eyesight?
> Larry
> President and Founder of Euphemisms and Double Entendres R Us.
Polly
President and Founder of Deliberate Obtuseness R Us.
Pollywolly
"Greg Evans" <gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
news:vvdjn7c...@corp.supernews.com...
> Pollywolly wrote:
>
> > Look up a musical or opera with the Grand Poo bah in it - Nankee Poo
> > was one of the other characters. The title of it escapes me -
> > although I do know one of the songs is something about "Three little
> > maids are we"
>
> The comic opera "Mikado", by Gilbert and Sullivan.
Yeah, I had one of those remember at 3am experiences. The words "The
Mikado" were imprinted on my brain.........and then I finally fell asleep.
> Okay, back to the regularly scheduled silliness.
Sure thing Greggie Poo
Pollywolly
"MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote in message
You just were.
Larry Krzewinski
<polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>> >> >> >> His whole being.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >This is no fun any more. You're too damn easy.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Hey polly, I'm easy but I'm nott so cheep. <he he he>
>> >> >
>> >> >Maybe you should sit down before you fly away little birdie.
>> >>
>> >> I gotta birdie for ya. Oops! Maybe I shouldn't of said that.
>> >
>> >No. You shouldn't.
>>
>> Gee, now that I'm somewhat sober I'm glad that I did! Wanna see a
>> bald eagle? <g>
>
>Does it have good eyesight?
It only has one eye but it generally finds its way around pretty well.
>> Larry
>> President and Founder of Euphemisms and Double Entendres R Us.
>
>Polly
>President and Founder of Deliberate Obtuseness R Us.
You'll try any angle, won't you?
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>We've got to start a new thread. I'll title it "Müller the Misandrist" since the Marvin the Misogynist thread ran on forever. I think that I'll start it right now, too.
>>
>>I had wondered how to give you just the right gift for Christmas,
>>Lizzie. Here it is. <g>
>
>Yuck. I found it.
I knew you'd get to it sooner or later.
>>Larry
>>Sorry, I couldn't help myself. The devil made me do it.
>
>Don't blame everything you do on Greg!
Greg's innocent. Alan put me up to it.
Alan
Can you get it straight? Limp may be acute, but it's not very
effective.
Alan
<Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
>On Sat, 03 Jan 2004 22:05:34 GMT, mael...@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller)
>wrote:
>
>>Don't blame everything you do on Greg!
>
>Greg's innocent. Alan put me up to it.
>
There's nothing I could put you up to Fatasski. You weigh too much.
Larry Krzewinski
>>>Polly
>>>President and Founder of Deliberate Obtuseness R Us.
>>
>>You'll try any angle, won't you?
>>
>Can you get it straight? Limp may be acute, but it's not very
>effective.
Polly said mine is acute one. So there! ;-P
Larry Krzewinski
>>>Don't blame everything you do on Greg!
>>
>>Greg's innocent. Alan put me up to it.
>>
>There's nothing I could put you up to Fatasski. You weigh too much.
Fatasski? Can you fit into a pair of size 32 jeans?
Alan
<Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
>On Sun, 04 Jan 2004 03:45:04 GMT, Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>Don't blame everything you do on Greg!
>>>
>>>Greg's innocent. Alan put me up to it.
>>>
>>There's nothing I could put you up to Fatasski. You weigh too much.
>
>Fatasski? Can you fit into a pair of size 32 jeans?
>
If you mean waist size 32 inches, then yes. Inseam doesn't count.
Yours are probably 32 decametres.
Elisabeth Müller
<Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
>Wanna see a bald eagle? <g>
>
>Larry
>President and Founder of Euphemisms and Double Entendres R Us.
Does Greg know what you call him?
Elisabeth Müller
<polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>
>"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
>news:l78avv8q64o7q2dbv...@4ax.com...
>> I may have to go into hiding soon.
>
>You're not supposed to let the person that you're hiding from, know that.
Pssst - Larry loves pygthur get caught and punished.
Greg Evans
>> Wanna see a bald eagle? <g>
>
> Does Greg know what you call him?
Fierce...proud...a symbol of freedom...yeah, I can handle that.
Greg
scavenger of dead fish...hey, waitaminnit....
MosZibby
No, no, keep going. It's just starting to get interesting.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>> I may have to go into hiding soon.
>>
>>You're not supposed to let the person that you're hiding from, know that.
>
>Pssst - Larry loves pygthur get caught and punished.
I do? I guess that would have to be judged just by what the
punishment was now, wouldn't it.
Hopefully I didn't say anything wrong, Mistress Elisabeth. <g>
Sincerely,
Larry
Your supplicant
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>Wanna see a bald eagle? <g>
>>
>>Larry
>>President and Founder of Euphemisms and Double Entendres R Us.
>
>Does Greg know what you call him?
How did you know what I named my...
Never mind.
Larry Krzewinski
It is scientifically known as the Chromedomius jokarius so I guess the
name does fit.
Larry Krzewinski
>> >> Wanna see a bald eagle? <g>
>> >
>> > Does Greg know what you call him?
>>
>> Fierce...proud...a symbol of freedom...yeah, I can handle that.
>>
>> Greg
>> scavenger of dead fish...hey, waitaminnit....
>
> No, no, keep going. It's just starting to get interesting.
That was a typo. Greg actually meant that he smells like dead fish.
Larry Krzewinski
>>>>>Don't blame everything you do on Greg!
>>>>
>>>>Greg's innocent. Alan put me up to it.
>>>>
>>>There's nothing I could put you up to Fatasski. You weigh too much.
>>
>>Fatasski? Can you fit into a pair of size 32 jeans?
>>
>If you mean waist size 32 inches, then yes. Inseam doesn't count.
>Yours are probably 32 decametres.
While I'm not sure of the metric to inches equivalent I do know I have
to have the crotch let out to give me a little extra room for the big
boy, so to say.
Alan
You should drop those logs in the toilet, not leave them in your
jeans. No wonder Elisabeth thinks you have a certain odour about you.
marvin
> On Sat, 3 Jan 2004 17:13:47 +1000, "Pollywolly"
> <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> His whole being.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >This is no fun any more. You're too damn easy.
> >> >>
> >> >> Hey polly, I'm easy but I'm nott so cheep. <he he he>
> >> >
> >> >Maybe you should sit down before you fly away little birdie.
> >>
> >> I gotta birdie for ya. Oops! Maybe I shouldn't of said that.
> >
> >No. You shouldn't.
>
> bald eagle? <g>
who? you?
Pollywolly
"Elisabeth Müller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
news:3ff82f11...@news.eunet-ag.at...
He likes a bit of slap and, well, slap.
Pollywolly
> On Sun, 04 Jan 2004 03:42:43 GMT, Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >>>Polly
> >>>President and Founder of Deliberate Obtuseness R Us.
> >>
> >>You'll try any angle, won't you?
> >>
> >Can you get it straight? Limp may be acute, but it's not very
> >effective.
>
> Polly said mine is acute one. So there! ;-P
Yeah, Larry has acute smile.
Pollywolly
> On Sun, 4 Jan 2004 10:09:03 +1000, "Pollywolly"
> <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >> His whole being.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >This is no fun any more. You're too damn easy.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Hey polly, I'm easy but I'm nott so cheep. <he he he>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Maybe you should sit down before you fly away little birdie.
> >> >>
> >> >> I gotta birdie for ya. Oops! Maybe I shouldn't of said that.
> >> >
> >> >No. You shouldn't.
> >>
> >> Gee, now that I'm somewhat sober I'm glad that I did! Wanna see a
> >> bald eagle? <g>
> >
> >Does it have good eyesight?
>
> It only has one eye but it generally finds its way around pretty well.
Is it short-sighted?
> >> Larry
> >> President and Founder of Euphemisms and Double Entendres R Us.
> >
> >Polly
> >President and Founder of Deliberate Obtuseness R Us.
>
> You'll try any angle, won't you?
Very.......ah.........cute, Larry.
Larry Krzewinski
<polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>> >> I may have to go into hiding soon.
>> >
>> >You're not supposed to let the person that you're hiding from, know that.
>>
>> Pssst - Larry loves pygthur get caught and punished.
>
>He likes a bit of slap and, well, slap.
Do you want me to bring the hot candle wax this time?
Greg Evans
> Do you want me to bring the hot candle wax this time?
Only if you promise to bring enough to permanently seal your lips.
Larry Krzewinski
<polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>> >>>Polly
>> >>>President and Founder of Deliberate Obtuseness R Us.
>> >>
>> >>You'll try any angle, won't you?
>> >>
>> >Can you get it straight? Limp may be acute, but it's not very
>> >effective.
>>
>> Polly said mine is acute one. So there! ;-P
>
>Yeah, Larry has acute smile.
You do too. Why you grinned from ear to ear last time.
Larry Krzewinski
<polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> His whole being.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >This is no fun any more. You're too damn easy.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Hey polly, I'm easy but I'm nott so cheep. <he he he>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Maybe you should sit down before you fly away little birdie.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I gotta birdie for ya. Oops! Maybe I shouldn't of said that.
>> >> >
>> >> >No. You shouldn't.
>> >>
>> >> Gee, now that I'm somewhat sober I'm glad that I did! Wanna see a
>> >> bald eagle? <g>
>> >
>> >Does it have good eyesight?
>>
>> It only has one eye but it generally finds its way around pretty well.
>
>Is it short-sighted?
No but I try and keep it in the dark as much as possible.
>> >> Larry
>> >> President and Founder of Euphemisms and Double Entendres R Us.
>> >
>> >Polly
>> >President and Founder of Deliberate Obtuseness R Us.
>>
>> You'll try any angle, won't you?
>
>Very.......ah.........cute, Larry.
Thanks. You......ah......too.
MosZibby
"Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
news:btc28h$5kafj$1...@ID-159999.news.uni-berlin.de...
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
> > Do you want me to bring the hot candle wax this time?
>
> Only if you promise to bring enough to permanently seal your lips.
What's he gonna do, make a hit on The Church just before Candlemas?
MosZibby
Get......ah........room......
Ah......ah........ah......wait, I'll go with you.
Larry Krzewinski
<mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote:
>> Do you want me to bring the hot candle wax this time?
>
>Only if you promise to bring enough to permanently seal your lips.
I really doubt that much candle wax exists. You'd probably have to
quit waxing your legs for that to happen.
Larry Krzewinski
>> >> >> >> >> >> His whole being.
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >This is no fun any more. You're too damn easy.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Hey polly, I'm easy but I'm nott so cheep. <he he he>
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >Maybe you should sit down before you fly away little birdie.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> I gotta birdie for ya. Oops! Maybe I shouldn't of said that.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >No. You shouldn't.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Gee, now that I'm somewhat sober I'm glad that I did! Wanna see a
>> >> >> bald eagle? <g>
>> >> >
>> >> >Does it have good eyesight?
>> >>
>> >> It only has one eye but it generally finds its way around pretty well.
>> >
>> >Is it short-sighted?
>>
>> No but I try and keep it in the dark as much as possible.
>>
>> >> >> Larry
>> >> >> President and Founder of Euphemisms and Double Entendres R Us.
>> >> >
>> >> >Polly
>> >> >President and Founder of Deliberate Obtuseness R Us.
>> >>
>> >> You'll try any angle, won't you?
>> >
>> >Very.......ah.........cute, Larry.
>>
>> Thanks. You......ah......too.
>
> Get......ah........room......
> Ah......ah........ah......wait, I'll go with you.
I...ah...don't...ah...swing that..ah..way. You go ahead and take
Polly. She needs some young buck now that she's put Bjorn on his
death bed.
Greg Evans
>>> Do you want me to bring the hot candle wax this time?
>> Only if you promise to bring enough to permanently seal your lips.
>
> I really doubt that much candle wax exists. You'd probably have to
> quit waxing your legs for that to happen.
Can't do that; the wax market would go soft. I hold a controlling interest
in Amalgamated Parrafin and I'd hate for it to flame out or go into
meltdown.
MosZibby
Kind of...ah...tag team thing or....ah....double header.
Larry Krzewinski
You're a greedy bastard. That's why I had to invest in United Ear Wax
instead. I really should have invested in Q-Tips.
Larry Krzewinski
>> >> >> >> Larry
>> >> >> >> President and Founder of Euphemisms and Double Entendres R Us.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Polly
>> >> >> >President and Founder of Deliberate Obtuseness R Us.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> You'll try any angle, won't you?
>> >> >
>> >> >Very.......ah.........cute, Larry.
>> >>
>> >> Thanks. You......ah......too.
>> >
>> > Get......ah........room......
>> > Ah......ah........ah......wait, I'll go with you.
>>
>> I...ah...don't...ah...swing that..ah..way. You go ahead and take
>> Polly. She needs some young buck now that she's put Bjorn on his
>> death bed.
>>
> I...ah....ah....didn't mean us two. I...ah...ah...meant us and her.
> Kind of...ah...tag team thing or....ah....double header.
Gee, thanks for the invite but Polly and I don't like crowds. We need
all the room we can get for our "athletics."
MosZibby
If you save the ear wax and add a bit of food coloring to
it, saves you a bundle of $ on crayons for your kids.
Larry Krzewinski
>> >>>> Do you want me to bring the hot candle wax this time?
>> >>> Only if you promise to bring enough to permanently seal your lips.
>> >>
>> >> I really doubt that much candle wax exists. You'd probably have to
>> >> quit waxing your legs for that to happen.
>> >
>> >Can't do that; the wax market would go soft. I hold a controlling
>interest
>> >in Amalgamated Parrafin and I'd hate for it to flame out or go into
>> >meltdown.
>>
>> You're a greedy bastard. That's why I had to invest in United Ear Wax
>> instead. I really should have invested in Q-Tips.
>
> If you save the ear wax and add a bit of food coloring to
> it, saves you a bundle of $ on crayons for your kids.
Mix it up with a little cinnamon and it makes a fine sandwich on
toast. Want one?
Pollywolly
So am I allowed to wax you fully this time?
Pollywolly
Last time what?
Pollywolly
> On Mon, 5 Jan 2004 19:34:47 +1000, "Pollywolly"
> <polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>
> >> >> >> >> >> His whole being.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >This is no fun any more. You're too damn easy.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Hey polly, I'm easy but I'm nott so cheep. <he he he>
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Maybe you should sit down before you fly away little birdie.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> I gotta birdie for ya. Oops! Maybe I shouldn't of said that.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >No. You shouldn't.
> >> >>
> >> >> Gee, now that I'm somewhat sober I'm glad that I did! Wanna see a
> >> >> bald eagle? <g>
> >> >
> >> >Does it have good eyesight?
> >>
> >> It only has one eye but it generally finds its way around pretty well.
> >
> >Is it short-sighted?
>
> No but I try and keep it in the dark as much as possible.
So it's not enlightened?
> >> >> Larry
> >> >> President and Founder of Euphemisms and Double Entendres R Us.
> >> >
> >> >Polly
> >> >President and Founder of Deliberate Obtuseness R Us.
> >>
> >> You'll try any angle, won't you?
> >
> >Very.......ah.........cute, Larry.
>
> Thanks. You......ah......too.
Thank..........................ah...................you.
Pollywolly
"MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote in message
news:vvj6jga...@corp.supernews.com...
Oh will you now?
Pollywolly
I think you misspelled a word there, not to mention got a few important
facts wrong.
Pollywolly
"Keith E." <i.m....@aol.com> wrote in message
news:e8461c38a4ff9663...@news.1usenet.com...
> Mon, 05 Jan 2004 08:07:05 -0800 was a day just like any other,
Be still my beating heart.
Alan
Is that where vegemite comes from?
Pollywolly
Have you perfected that backbend yet?
Elisabeth Müller
>
>"Greg Evans" <gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
>news:vvge87k...@corp.supernews.com...
>> Elisabeth Müller wrote:
>>
>> >> Wanna see a bald eagle? <g>
>> >
>> > Does Greg know what you call him?
>>
>> Fierce...proud...a symbol of freedom...yeah, I can handle that.
>>
>> Greg
>> scavenger of dead fish...hey, waitaminnit....
>
> No, no, keep going. It's just starting to get interesting.
Me, too.
Elisabeth Müller
<Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
>On Sun, 04 Jan 2004 15:28:55 GMT, mael...@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller)
>wrote:
>
>>>> I may have to go into hiding soon.
>>>
>>>You're not supposed to let the person that you're hiding from, know that.
>>
>>Pssst - Larry loves pygthur get caught and punished.
>
>I do? I guess that would have to be judged just by what the
>punishment was now, wouldn't it.
>
>Hopefully I didn't say anything wrong, Mistress Elisabeth. <g>
>
>Sincerely,
>Larry
>Your supplicant
I think I'll give you pygthur Polly, that is punishment enough.
Pollywolly
"Elisabeth Müller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
news:3ffac60d...@news.eunet-ag.at...
Who said I wanted him?
Greg Evans
>> No, no, keep going. It's just starting to get interesting.
>
> Me, too.
You're just starting to get interesting?
MosZibby
Sorry, not into Ethnic foods.
MosZibby
"Alan" <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ggdlvv8civqkglnl9...@4ax.com...
And McDonalds hamburgers
Nellie Rumery
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>>> I may have to go into hiding soon.
>>>>
>>>>You're not supposed to let the person that you're hiding from, know that.
>>>
>>>Pssst - Larry loves pygthur get caught and punished.
>>
>>I do? I guess that would have to be judged just by what the
>>punishment was now, wouldn't it.
>>
>>Hopefully I didn't say anything wrong, Mistress Elisabeth. <g>
>>
>>Sincerely,
>>Larry
>>Your supplicant
>
>I think I'll give you pygthur Polly, that is punishment enough.
For who, me or Polly?
Larry Krzewinski
>> >> >>>> Do you want me to bring the hot candle wax this time?
>> >> >>> Only if you promise to bring enough to permanently seal your lips.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I really doubt that much candle wax exists. You'd probably have to
>> >> >> quit waxing your legs for that to happen.
>> >> >
>> >> >Can't do that; the wax market would go soft. I hold a controlling
>> >interest
>> >> >in Amalgamated Parrafin and I'd hate for it to flame out or go into
>> >> >meltdown.
>> >>
>> >> You're a greedy bastard. That's why I had to invest in United Ear Wax
>> >> instead. I really should have invested in Q-Tips.
>> >
>> > If you save the ear wax and add a bit of food coloring to
>> > it, saves you a bundle of $ on crayons for your kids.
>>
>> Mix it up with a little cinnamon and it makes a fine sandwich on
>> toast. Want one?
>
> Sorry, not into Ethnic foods.
Cinnamon earwax crosses all ethnic barriers.
Larry Krzewinski
<polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>> >>>> I may have to go into hiding soon.
>> >>>
>> >>>You're not supposed to let the person that you're hiding from, know
>that.
>> >>
>> >>Pssst - Larry loves pygthur get caught and punished.
>> >
>> >I do? I guess that would have to be judged just by what the
>> >punishment was now, wouldn't it.
>> >
>> >Hopefully I didn't say anything wrong, Mistress Elisabeth. <g>
>> >
>> >Sincerely,
>> >Larry
>> >Your supplicant
>>
>> I think I'll give you pygthur Polly, that is punishment enough.
>
>Who said I wanted him?
I will not be argued about like a piece of meat! There's enough of me
for both of you.
Larry Krzewinski
>>>> >>>> Do you want me to bring the hot candle wax this time?
>>>> >>> Only if you promise to bring enough to permanently seal your lips.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> I really doubt that much candle wax exists. You'd probably have to
>>>> >> quit waxing your legs for that to happen.
>>>> >
>>>> >Can't do that; the wax market would go soft. I hold a controlling
>>>interest
>>>> >in Amalgamated Parrafin and I'd hate for it to flame out or go into
>>>> >meltdown.
>>>>
>>>> You're a greedy bastard. That's why I had to invest in United Ear Wax
>>>> instead. I really should have invested in Q-Tips.
>>>
>>> If you save the ear wax and add a bit of food coloring to
>>> it, saves you a bundle of $ on crayons for your kids.
>>
>>Mix it up with a little cinnamon and it makes a fine sandwich on
>>toast. Want one?
>>
>Is that where vegemite comes from?
Only in Australia and New Zealand.
Larry Krzewinski
<polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>> >> >> I may have to go into hiding soon.
>> >> >
>> >> >You're not supposed to let the person that you're hiding from, know
>that.
>> >>
>> >> Pssst - Larry loves pygthur get caught and punished.
>> >
>> >He likes a bit of slap and, well, slap.
>>
>> Do you want me to bring the hot candle wax this time?
>
>So am I allowed to wax you fully this time?
Did I ever tell you about the time I had a wax job? This girl once
told me she wanted to give me a wax job and when we were both naked
she asked me to place my erect male organ on the table and close my
eyes. Then she hit it with a wooden mallet as hard as she could and
all the wax popped out of my ears. While I couldn't do the horizontal
mambo for awhile my hearing was much improved!
Larry Krzewinski
<polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>> >> >>>Polly
>> >> >>>President and Founder of Deliberate Obtuseness R Us.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>You'll try any angle, won't you?
>> >> >>
>> >> >Can you get it straight? Limp may be acute, but it's not very
>> >> >effective.
>> >>
>> >> Polly said mine is acute one. So there! ;-P
>> >
>> >Yeah, Larry has acute smile.
>>
>> You do too. Why you grinned from ear to ear last time.
>
>Last time what?
Do you really want me to tell everyone? I thought you were shy.
Larry Krzewinski
<polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> Larry
>> >> >> >> >> President and Founder of Euphemisms and Double Entendres R Us.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >Polly
>> >> >> >> >President and Founder of Deliberate Obtuseness R Us.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> You'll try any angle, won't you?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Very.......ah.........cute, Larry.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Thanks. You......ah......too.
>> >> >
>> >> > Get......ah........room......
>> >> > Ah......ah........ah......wait, I'll go with you.
>> >>
>> >> I...ah...don't...ah...swing that..ah..way. You go ahead and take
>> >> Polly. She needs some young buck now that she's put Bjorn on his
>> >> death bed.
>> >>
>> > I...ah....ah....didn't mean us two. I...ah...ah...meant us and her.
>> > Kind of...ah...tag team thing or....ah....double header.
>>
>> Gee, thanks for the invite but Polly and I don't like crowds. We need
>> all the room we can get for our "athletics."
>
>Have you perfected that backbend yet?
Yeah, baby! Ready for a wild ride?
Larry Krzewinski
If she's as cute as her niece maybe we can date.
BTW why in the heck can't I see Keith E.'s posts any longer. He's not
in any killfile and the header from his post doesn't even show up.
Did you change something Keith?
Larry Krzewinski
<polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>> >> >> >> Larry
>> >> >> >> President and Founder of Euphemisms and Double Entendres R Us.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Polly
>> >> >> >President and Founder of Deliberate Obtuseness R Us.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> You'll try any angle, won't you?
>> >> >
>> >> >Very.......ah.........cute, Larry.
>> >>
>> >> Thanks. You......ah......too.
>> >
>> > Get......ah........room......
>> > Ah......ah........ah......wait, I'll go with you.
>>
>> I...ah...don't...ah...swing that..ah..way. You go ahead and take
>> Polly. She needs some young buck now that she's put Bjorn on his
>> death bed.
>
>I think you misspelled a word there, not to mention got a few important
>facts wrong.
Moi? Did I misspell "buck?"
Larry Krzewinski
<polly...@ihug.com.au> wrote:
>> >> >> Gee, now that I'm somewhat sober I'm glad that I did! Wanna see a
>> >> >> bald eagle? <g>
>> >> >
>> >> >Does it have good eyesight?
>> >>
>> >> It only has one eye but it generally finds its way around pretty well.
>> >
>> >Is it short-sighted?
>>
>> No but I try and keep it in the dark as much as possible.
>
>So it's not enlightened?
It doesn't glow in the dark unless I by the right brand of condom.
>> >> >> Larry
>> >> >> President and Founder of Euphemisms and Double Entendres R Us.
>> >> >
>> >> >Polly
>> >> >President and Founder of Deliberate Obtuseness R Us.
>> >>
>> >> You'll try any angle, won't you?
>> >
>> >Very.......ah.........cute, Larry.
>>
>> Thanks. You......ah......too.
>
>Thank..........................ah...................you.
Ahhh.
Greg Evans
> Cinnamon earwax crosses all ethnic barriers.
...As in, "it is universally deplored."
Larry Krzewinski
<gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote:
>> Cinnamon earwax crosses all ethnic barriers.
>
>...As in, "it is universally deplored."
Exactly. Want some?
MosZibby
Great, just give them each half a child's portion.
MosZibby
But does it come with a suprise toy?
MosZibby
Wax job on your male organ????
Crap, I gave a girl fifty bucks and all she did was polish my Jeep.
MosZibby
<grown up sounding voice>
I don't get Keith any more, either.
Marvin checked into something, and it seems
SuperNews made some changes, hence we lost
people that post via a certain news server.
</grown up sounding voice>
Quieter that way, huh?
MosZibby
You two want a cigarette now?
Mel the Defiler
>Tue, 06 Jan 2004 17:29:26 -0800 was a day just like any other,
>until Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
>>BTW why in the heck can't I see Keith E.'s posts any longer. He's not
>>in any killfile and the header from his post doesn't even show up.
>>Did you change something Keith?
>anyway. But how are you going pygthur find out?
Keith, I don't get you on my regular news server, but that's not saying much
because it misses a bunch of postings.
I am getting you on another one that I am using as a backup to READ.
sent you an email today too. let me know if you get it.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
Larry Krzewinski
>> >> >>>> I may have to go into hiding soon.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>You're not supposed to let the person that you're hiding from, know
>> >that.
>> >> >>
>> >> >>Pssst - Larry loves pygthur get caught and punished.
>> >> >
>> >> >I do? I guess that would have to be judged just by what the
>> >> >punishment was now, wouldn't it.
>> >> >
>> >> >Hopefully I didn't say anything wrong, Mistress Elisabeth. <g>
>> >> >
>> >> >Sincerely,
>> >> >Larry
>> >> >Your supplicant
>> >>
>> >> I think I'll give you pygthur Polly, that is punishment enough.
>> >
>> >Who said I wanted him?
>>
>> I will not be argued about like a piece of meat! There's enough of me
>> for both of you.
>
>
> Great, just give them each half a child's portion.
Then I'll have lots of leftovers for the other young ladies.
Larry "The Pole" Krzewinski
And they ain't talkin' 'bout my last name, either! <g>
Larry Krzewinski
>> >> >> >>>> Do you want me to bring the hot candle wax this time?
>> >> >> >>> Only if you promise to bring enough to permanently seal your
>lips.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> I really doubt that much candle wax exists. You'd probably have
>to
>> >> >> >> quit waxing your legs for that to happen.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Can't do that; the wax market would go soft. I hold a controlling
>> >> >interest
>> >> >> >in Amalgamated Parrafin and I'd hate for it to flame out or go into
>> >> >> >meltdown.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> You're a greedy bastard. That's why I had to invest in United Ear
>Wax
>> >> >> instead. I really should have invested in Q-Tips.
>> >> >
>> >> > If you save the ear wax and add a bit of food coloring to
>> >> > it, saves you a bundle of $ on crayons for your kids.
>> >>
>> >> Mix it up with a little cinnamon and it makes a fine sandwich on
>> >> toast. Want one?
>> >
>> > Sorry, not into Ethnic foods.
>>
>> Cinnamon earwax crosses all ethnic barriers.
>
> But does it come with a suprise toy?
Yes. Since McDonald's started carrying the Cinnamon Earwax Cheese
Burger Happy Meal. They come with a Mr. Q-Tip action figure.
Larry Krzewinski
>> >> >> >> I may have to go into hiding soon.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >You're not supposed to let the person that you're hiding from, know
>> >that.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Pssst - Larry loves pygthur get caught and punished.
>> >> >
>> >> >He likes a bit of slap and, well, slap.
>> >>
>> >> Do you want me to bring the hot candle wax this time?
>> >
>> >So am I allowed to wax you fully this time?
>>
>> Did I ever tell you about the time I had a wax job? This girl once
>> told me she wanted to give me a wax job and when we were both naked
>> she asked me to place my erect male organ on the table and close my
>> eyes. Then she hit it with a wooden mallet as hard as she could and
>> all the wax popped out of my ears. While I couldn't do the horizontal
>> mambo for awhile my hearing was much improved!
>
> Wax job on your male organ????
> Crap, I gave a girl fifty bucks and all she did was polish my Jeep.
Maybe you should of asked her to polish your knob instead.