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[Tim Bruening]

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41119239...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4041E4F5...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > I don't look forward to swimming in a Liverpool.
> > >
> > > I'm quite symp-hepatic to that idea.
> > > >
> > > > I think that our nation is losing its Seoul in the fight against
> > > > terrorism.
> > >
> > > IRAte that a rather pessimistic pun.
> >
> > Berate: Price of a pollination.
> >
> > Irate: Internet price.
> >
> > Pollination: Nation of flower sex.
>
> Pollination: Country full of parrots.

Cracker: A splitting dog.