"Conscience is just fear of getting caught."
Lucas Buck, American Gothic
Isn't there a second verse? I can't remember it exactly,
but it was something like:
Johnny's father, an M.D.
Gave him XXX03
Now our Johnny's feeling glum
With coloidal gypsum in his tum
or something ...
Any one remember more?
--
Jeremy.
For what he though was H2O was H2SO4
What's the beginning of it?
Da Chief - "General System Fault. Please sacrifice a goat and 2 chickens
to continue." anon
Johnny was in the lab,
Now he is no more.
For what he thought was H2O,
was H2SO4.
Ta-dah!
Howard
Alas poor little Willie,
Little Willie is no more
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4
and...
Little Willie's filled with glee
Put Radium in Grandma's tea
Now he finds it quite a lark
To see Grandma glow in the dark
(From my sec. IV chemistry notes)
The "Willie" poems are called "Grues"
[short for gruesome] and were originated
by Robert Louis Stevenson.
And a couple more:
Little Willie in the best of sashes,
Fell in the fire and was burned to ashes.
By and by the room grew chilly,
But no one wanted to poke up Willie.
And
Little Willie, from the back of a mirror,
Licked all the mercury off.
Thinking, in his error,
That it would cure his whooping cough.
At the funeral, said Mrs. Smith to Mrs. Brown,
" 'Twas a cold day for Willie, when the mercury went down."
Smedley was a chemist,
Poor Smedley is no more,
For what he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4.
Willie saw some dynamite
Couldn't understand it quite
Curiosity never pays
It rained Willie 7 days
Peace,
Christine (the Cyborg)
Willie with a thirst for gore
Nailed his sister to the door
Mother said, with humor quaint
Now careful dear, don't scratch the paint!
(I still can't believe my mother taught these
to me when I was about 8 years old!)
-Drew
Little Willie with a roar
Nailed the baby to the floor.
Little Willie with a shout
Gouged the baby's eyeballs out,
Jumped on them to make them pop,
Momma said, "Now Willie, stop!"
Marian
My mom taught me this one:
Little Willie in the best of sashes,
Fell in the fire, and was burned to ashes.
After while the room grew chilly,
But no one wanted to poke up Willie.
barbara