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Martin Biggs

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Dec 7, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/7/96
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Does anybody know any dinosaur jokes?


Q) What do you call a dinosaur that is always sleeping?


A) Steg-a-snor-us
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tim...@aol.com

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Dec 8, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/8/96
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In article <gSVLaDAD...@kasamhor.demon.co.uk>, Martin Biggs
<mar...@kasamhor.demon.co.uk> writes:

>Does anybody know any dinosaur jokes?
>
>
>Q) What do you call a dinosaur that is always sleeping?
>
>
>A) Steg-a-snor-us

Q) What's a lesbian dinosaur called?
A) Lickalotapuss.

Q) What's a gay dinosaur called?
A) Megasoreass.

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Richard J. Standing

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Dec 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/10/96
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On Sat, 7 Dec 1996, Martin Biggs wrote:

> Does anybody know any dinosaur jokes?
>
>
> Q) What do you call a dinosaur that is always sleeping?
>
>
> A) Steg-a-snor-us

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
Jurassic Pork!

Chris Baker

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Dec 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/10/96
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Q) What do you call a gay dinosour ??

A) A mega-sore-ass


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Mike Christensen

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Dec 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM12/10/96
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what do you call a lasbian dinosaur?

a lickalottapus.

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Lou or Annette Hinshaw

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Jan 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM1/2/97
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tim...@aol.com wrote:

>In article <gSVLaDAD...@kasamhor.demon.co.uk>, Martin Biggs
><mar...@kasamhor.demon.co.uk> writes:

>>Does anybody know any dinosaur jokes?
>>
>>
>>Q) What do you call a dinosaur that is always sleeping?
>>
>>
>>A) Steg-a-snor-us

>Q) What's a lesbian dinosaur called?
>A) Lickalotapuss.

>Q) What's a gay dinosaur called?
>A) Megasoreass.

>****************************************
>Timo (TEE-mo)
>I have bologna in my underwear!
>http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/3406
>Check it out!!!!!
>****************************************

Tyrannosaurus Rex got bad press!
It didn't want tokill all those other dinasaurs.
All it wanted to do was eat some tail.


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