frogs
Merv
At least a toad can eat what bugs him.
How can sea captains use amphibians?
As froghorns.
How deep can a frog go?
Knee-deep Knee-deep!
How do frogs die?
Ker-mit suicide
How do you eat a frog?
One leg over the left ear and one leg over the right ear.
How do you screw frog style?
You keep hoppin' until you're ready to croak.
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.
If a swamp frog goes ribb-it ... ribb-it ... ribb-it; and a Busch frog
goes bud ... wis ... er; What does a Windows 95 frog sound like?
Re-boot Re-boot Re-boot
I'm a hallucinogenic toad -- lick me all over
Old frogs never die ... But they do croak
URA Redneck if you hold a frog and IT worries about getting warts.
What did one gay frog say to the other gay frog?
I guess my asshole is watertight!!
What did one lesbian frog say to the other frog?
We really do taste like chicken.
What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak
What did the frog say as he walked through the library?
Read it ... Read it ... Read it.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits!
What do you call a green Kangaroo with no fur?
A frog!
What does a bankrupt frog say?
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."
What does a computer frog say?
Reboot, reboot, reboot.
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue-tied!
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mitt?
A rubbit!
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What is a cloak?
The mating call of a Chinese frog!
What is a frog's favorite game?
Croaket
What is green and red all over?
A sunburnt frog ...
What is green and turns red at the flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender!
What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
The one who drinks Canada Dry!
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill
Where do frogs hang their coats?
In the croakroom.
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
Why did the frog go to the hospital?
He needed a "hopperation"!
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.
Why did the frog say meow?
He was learning a foreign language.
Why do frogs have it made?
Because they eat what bugs them!
Cheers
Merv
just kiddin
>At least a toad can eat what bugs him.
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>Why are frogs so happy?
>They eat whatever bugs them!
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>Why do frogs have it made?
>Because they eat what bugs them!
Cheers!
Elisabeth
without any comment, but then, it's the season and I love frogs
Merv
just kiddin wrote:
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> >Why do frogs have it made?
> >Because they eat what bugs them!
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> Cheers!
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> Elisabeth
> without any comment, but then, it's the season and I love frogs
Thanks for reading them. I just accumulate them. Your proofreading
was most helpful.
Here's another ... presumably from the Top Ten group ...
The Top 16 Changes if Your Boss Were a Frog
16> Your plan to just step on anyone who stands in the way of your
career advancement begins to look more and more plausible.
15> He'd be much more likely to pee when you pick him up.
14> You'd probably want to rethink your aversion to vivisection.
13> No more whining about how long it's been since you had any tail.
12> Daydreaming about the day your boss croaks would no longer have that
same charm.
11> Sexual harassment laws not so clear-cut with out-of-body egg
fertilization.
10> She's noticeably jumpier after morning coffee break.
9> "Toadie" suddenly a well-respected position.
8> At the very least, you'd get a nice psychedelic buzz after kissing
his ass.
7> If he laid a pile of work on you Friday at 4:30, you could flush him
down the toilet.
6> Tastes more like chicken than the old boss.
5> You thought cigarette and coffee breath was bad ...
4> No more dirty language around the water cooler -- it's a nursery now!
3> Want a promotion? Tell him your brother is a French Chef -- I think
he'll make the connection.
2> Having a "frog in your throat" could actually net you that desired
promotion.
and the Number 1 Change if Your Boss Were a Frog ...
1> Fred the Anaconda in Human Resources would be out of a job.
Cheers
Merv
just kiddin
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>15> He'd be much more likely to pee when you pick him up.
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>4> No more dirty language around the water cooler -- it's a nursery now!
I think I'll take back what I said about loving frogs. Keep the
amphibians for yourself, thank you!
Elisabeth
I lost the seasonal feeling