Rap it to music
Like Etch-A-Setch is to art*
* no insult to Etch-A-Setch intended
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I don't know if I am going to heaven or hell, I just hope God grades on a curve
Truely, I am sure there are plenty of tacky and tasteless people
who watch this board who appreciate that trash. I mean considering the
jokes (and sometimes not even close to jokes) that are posted (e.g. that
joke a bit back about the sexual barometer) you can always expect a few
loons to step forward and protect their favorite trash.
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This sig is damn short! Jon Leszczynski lesz...@cpsin.cps.msu.edu
First, what is being rapped to music?
Also, what is a "setch"?
>
>* no insult to Etch-A-Setch intended
>
None taken, I'm sure, since it doesn't exist :-)
Kev @ UNC
Probably a reference to etch-a-sketch, a drawing toy from Ohio Arts.
It used to be a very popular toy - I had several of them, all broken,
usually over my brother or something of his...
ObJoke:
The minister looked out of his study and saw Mrs. Antwerp, a lady
from his congregation that was well-known for spreading stories,
coming down the sidewalk. He told his wife he didn't want to see
her, and stayed in his study.
An hour later, he asked "Honey, is that awful gossip gone now ?"
She replied "She left some time ago. Mrs. Antwerp is here now."
-- From Serve Him With Mirth, by Leslie Flynn
And thank you for your support.
Alright...
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I've never flamed anyone before, but this warrants it. What an
incredibly stupid and mindless waste of everyone's time this post is.
What a calculated and deliberate attempt to start a flame war over
_nothing_ which can achieve _nothing whatsoever_ but will waste lots of
bandwidth, force people to sort through the flames, and make the whole
atmosphere of the net worse.
Nothing useful can come of a debate about how good rap is. Nothing
useful can come of slagging off someone else's tastes. Only harm can
come of insulting people on account of their taste. Only egotism run
wild can motivate such an attack. Only stupidity beyond cure can
inhibit the mechanisms which normally restrain one from posting
something which is nothing but inflammatory.
Get off this net for about a month and think about what you've done:
you're a disgrace to it.
And before you reach for the 'f' key, I have already anticipated your
mindless reply of personal insults. Don't bother - flames will be
answered with napalm.
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For everyone else: check the summary.
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Flame Virgin warning!!!!!! It was funny so I posted it! Remember
thats what rec.humor and rec.humor.d are for? The post was not ment
to start a flame war, but if its going to happen let it happen!
I also don't feel sorry for a rising flame war or wasting
lots of bandwidth.
> Nothing useful can come of a debate about how good rap is. Nothing
> useful can come of slagging off someone else's tastes. Only harm can
> come of insulting people on account of their taste. Only egotism run
> wild can motivate such an attack. Only stupidity beyond cure can
> inhibit the mechanisms which normally restrain one from posting
> something which is nothing but inflammatory.
>
I posted because it was funny, and yes I do not like rap! SO?
> Get off this net for about a month and think about what you've done:
> you're a disgrace to it.
>
> And before you reach for the 'f' key, I have already anticipated your
> mindless reply of personal insults. Don't bother - flames will be
> answered with napalm.
>
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>
> For everyone else: check the summary.
[.sig erased cause I don't like fish]
Yeah, people like yourself for example.
You don't like Rap 'cause you don't
know what it is or what it's about.
So like a jerk you think it's bad
instead of trying to learn something
new. Piss on ya...
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*This* is an example of Rap?? It reminds me more of that Alice Cooper
classic "School's Out For Summer", in which he wails:
`We don't even know a word that rhymes!!'
But hey, dude -- Fight the Power!
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It was *not* funny, pinhead, and if it *were* funny, it shouldn't have been
posted in rec.humor.d, but in rec.humor.
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the man with the world's most boring .sig
IT WENT TO BOTH STUPID!!!!!!!
Thats not rap. Its Crap!
[grotesque example of rap omitted in the interests of sanity]
>*This* is an example of Rap?? It reminds me more of that Alice Cooper
>classic "School's Out For Summer", in which he wails:
>
> `We don't even know a word that rhymes!!'
>
>But hey, dude -- Fight the Power!
Which reminds me of so-called POLITICAL rap. As in guys like Public
Enemy, suppliers to the world of an update to the Horst Wessel Song.
Here's something I concocted during lunch one day three years back,
while the brain-dead one was still President: I've updated it.
We're the Public Enemy and we're here to say
That the Presi-den-cy is a heartbeat away!
Ol' Georgie can't raise it, so Barbara do tell,
So when I get into the race
I'm gonna give 'em hell!
(GRUNT. WHEEZE. GRUNT. WHEEZE.)
I'm declarin' today for the Pres-i-dential race
An' I'm runnin' real hard, never runnin' in place,
An' if you don' vote for me to win that race
I'm gonna come out to your house
An' bust your mudda*$*#in' face!
(GRUNT. WHEEZE. GRUNT. WHEEZE.)
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Ken Wolman AT&T Bell Laboratories, Short Hills, NJ
mhuxo!ktw (201) 564-2866
"My doctorate is in Literature,
but that seems like a pretty good pulse to me...."
Another fine example of why rap IS crap!
[Condescending and unfunny spoof of rap music deleted...]
>
> Another fine example of why rap IS crap!
No, another example of those with hopeless, eurocentric points of view closing
their minds off to an entire genre of music without even trying to grasp it.
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Maybe you should be more open, Bill. I mean, some people would criticize
the crap metal that you listen to. All music has its asthetic value, and all
have a proper mood and time to be listened to. Even though rap and metal
aren't my favorites, there are times when I am in the mood to listen to them.
I do have my favorites, as we all do. But that doesn't make our tastes any
better than anyone else's. Even though I have no idea why some people can
stand to subject themselves to such horror by listening to (c)rap, I
respect their right to torture themselves. We all have the right to our
own oppinions Bill, even though some of ours may be better. So turn up
your speed-demon-asshole-from-hell music Bill, and feel content that you are
right with your own personal opinion, and all the others are right, but
they have the right to be wrong if they want to. Rap is (c)rap, but you
can listen to it if you want to.
Benjamin H. Henry henrybh@clutx. bitnet
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"College is just like high school, except you live in you locker."-C.S.Lake
(your .sig deleted because most letters can be made with _one_ ASCII character)
Word!!!
--- Markie B.
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Mark Bradley "A _big_ hit! you lose two ego points!" "Ouch. I put up
meb...@cec1.wustl.edu my ego shield and use my wand of ugliness." "No effect.
The creature is already ugly." "Crud." --- Fox Trot
> (your .sig deleted because most letters can be made with _one_ ASCII character)
My .sig was made with the big ascii letters so that my name go across
to everyone. If you don't like.......TOO BAD!
>
> Word!!!
Is this all that rappers can say is "word" and "yo"?
The original post was a humourus thing. I got that idea from a
friend and decided to post it to let the world hear of it. I
knew when i posted it that there would be some sort of flame war
since i may hurt some persons precious music life (said in a sarcasric
way). I didn't care, I wanted to post it.
Now if people still want to wage war over that one, what was it 6-7
lines, post that i will continue the fight.
All in all, rap is crap.
Followups to REC.HUMOR.D Let's not fuck up the joke board, folks.
OB joke:
Why did the speed-metaler cross the road?
Because NWA was following him with an Uzi.
(Not funny, but hey, at least there's a joke in THIS post...)
So that makes it correct? Grow up.
What do you mean, rap is crap? It's wonderful! Rap 'artists' can do anything.
They can invent new words! They can rhyme any two words together, like
'uungh' and '[grunt]'... And their vocabulary... so expansive ... 'fuck shit
fuck shit mutthafuckin [grunt]'.
My personal favorite, by L.L.Cool.J [what a totally radical dude he is (HA!)]:
Tina got a big ol' butt.
I promised I'd be true,
But Tina gotta bug ol' butt.
Daz why I'm leevin' yuu.
How profound, Wizard!
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Errr, ummm.. I'm afraid so...
See, they haven't quite expanded to:
rap is crap
rap is crap
rap is crap
rap is crap
rap is crap
It's terribly disappointing, isn't it.
I think your talents are wasted on being a music critic -- you should try your
hand at more rhymes. Man, you are the freshest!!!
(How about slippin' a rhyme in that .sig of yours - you know, with BIG letters?)
Stay cool,
Please don't flame. I'm not trying to stir up trouble, or insult
anyone. But I really am curious as to whether such language is in
all rap. Again, don't tear me apart simply because I'm asking a
question...
OBJ: RAP SONG.........
You got a big butt, your butt is BIG
and in your butt you like to dig
you never wipe when you go
you butt look like a backward oreo
when you bends over i sees you crack
cause it go halfway up you back
BIG BUTT (scratch scratch) BIG BUTT
that is one fawkin BIG BUTT!!!!!!!!
Yes, it's silly, but not as silly as you nerdomatics arguing about it.
,
AH, I was just kidding. (B-)=
'
After all...
Some people have good taste, and some people just taste good. :-)
I don't understand this discussion. I've always considered rap to be something
separate from music; something between rhyming and music; a totally new form
of expression. I would think rappers would not like to be lumped with other
musicians; but then, I always wanted to start something new.
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"There is a holy mistaken zeal in mathematics as well as in religion..."
Rap is a little like sushi - some people like it, some don't; if you try it
two or three times and you still don't like it, you probably never will -
but at least you _tried_.
Ed
Hey! You weren't outside my dorm window on Friday night, were you?
twoods@wellco
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"No, really, I'm STUDYING."
Well, you've heard of Christian rock, so how about Christian rap?
Just a thought.
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I don't get it.
Gary
You might like "Young MC" or "DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince". I
haven't heard them use any offensive language yet.
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