bumper snickers

[frank rosenbaum]

KA´bapt...@bnr.ca (Michael Baptiste P275) writes:
> Another good one:
>
> "If you get any closer, I'll flick a booger on your windshield"
>
> I have seen this a number of times.
>
> Also,
>
> "You're so close, but I hardly know you"

KA´ I am looking for one that says, "With in phasor range."
´---
If you get any closer, I'll Fart.

Any closer, introduce your self.

Go ahead hit me, I need the money.

Frank
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[Jo]

In article <1992Oct25.1480.29157@execnet> "frank rosenbaum" <frank.r...@execnet.com> writes:

>
>KA4ba...@bnr.ca (Michael Baptiste P275) writes:
>> Another good one:
>>
>> "If you get any closer, I'll flick a booger on your windshield"
>>
>> I have seen this a number of times.
>>
>> Also,
>>
>> "You're so close, but I hardly know you"
>

>KA4 I am looking for one that says, "With in phasor range."
> 4---

>If you get any closer, I'll Fart.
>
>Any closer, introduce your self.
>
>Go ahead hit me, I need the money.
>

I saw this one on the back of a horse-box -

"Come any closer and I'll shit on your bonnet!"

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[Maureen Axtell]

From Colorado Springs, where Focus on the Family is quite, umm, popular:

'Focus on Your Own Damn Family'

[Domenico De Vitto]

> >> "If you get any closer, I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

> >> "You're so close, but I hardly know you"
> >KA4 I am looking for one that says, "With in phasor range."

> >If you get any closer, I'll Fart.
> >Any closer, introduce your self.
> >Go ahead hit me, I need the money.
> I saw this one on the back of a horse-box -
> "Come any closer and I'll shit on your bonnet!"

I've seen : If you get any closer you'll need a condom.

[Fil Feit]

That guy sitting right over there ---->
has a bumper sticker that reads:

Lobotomies for Republicans
It's the _law_

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It's a mistake

[Brat Wizard]

My all-time favorite is one from the early 70's:

"Excuse me, but my KARMA just ran over your DOGMA!"

[TYLER JAMES BROWN]

In article <1992Oct28....@unix.brighton.ac.uk> d...@unix.brighton.ac.uk (Domenico De Vitto) writes:

I saw one once: Liquified dinosaur in tank.

Illiterate? Write for free help.

[Stephen Wolfson]

Saw one once that said:

Jesus Loves You To Nuke the Whales

[Ben Fulton]

I saw one on the back of an RV:

"If you come any closer, we'll flush!"

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[William Gathergood]

One I remember from years ago which has stuck with me because I
couldn't imagine someone seeing it and saying "Yea, that's what I
want the world to think my philosophy of life is." It read:

If little girls are made of sugar and spice,
How come they all smell like tuna?

[Andrew M. Dunn]

In article <Bw8G...@cck.coventry.ac.uk> esi...@cch.coventry.ac.uk (Jo) writes:
>
>I saw this one on the back of a horse-box -
>
>"Come any closer and I'll shit on your bonnet!"
>

Best two I ever saw:

"Time flies when you're in a coma"

and

"Happiness is... seeing your mother-in-law's picture on a milk carton"

Andy
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