Wanted: Dirty Names
rj...@acsu.buffalo.edu
I was wondering if anyone out there knows any "mind in the gutter" names.
Examples of these types of names that I know are:
Haywood Jablome
Hugh G. Rection
Hugh Jazz
If anyone knows any more of these, please send them to me or post them on
this newsgroup. Thank you.
Dren Eht Sral
There is allways Dick Butkus (the foodball player (for real))
Dick Dragon
Ben Dover
Connie Lingus
Ivonna Ardon
Ivan Recshin
Graeme Corney
rowtblu
rj...@acsu.buffalo.edu wrote:
>
> I was wondering if anyone out there knows any "mind in the gutter" names.
> Examples of these types of names that I know are:
> Haywood Jablome
> Hugh G. Rection
> Hugh Jazz
> If anyone knows any more of these, please send them to me or post them on
> this newsgroup. Thank you.
I would like to meet Fonda Dicks and Jack Mehoff sometime. (Fonda is for
real)
Howie Balzer
Lord Spatula
Fakes: Dick Hertz, Ann L. Sphincter
Real ones: Peter Wacker <!>, Cedric Bumpass, Richard Thunderdick
...these are just off the top of my head...
Matthew Lee
One of my best friends works for Sears credit collection company, and
he actually had to call a guy (real name!) of Jack
Kanoff. :) It would be horrible for restaurants, tho. . .
"Jack Kanoff, party of 6. Jack Kanoff, party of 6."
And I betcha that giving people your business card would be tricky too.
:)
-Matthew Lee
Drew Patterson
NASCAR has a driver named Dick Trickle. I can't wait to here an
anouncer exclaim, "And Dick Trickle wipes out in turn 4 taking 3 others
with him...."
Now WHAT were his parents thinking?
Neil
Ima Hore
rj...@acsu.buffalo.edu wrote in article
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carmen
i had to call someone once (for my job) whose name was salvador llerenas.
if you remember your high school spanish you should be ROTFL. i was very
proud of my self control!
carmen
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Ron K. Hulen
* Lord Spatula <lba...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
>Real ones: Peter Wacker <!>, Cedric Bumpass, Richard Thunderdick
>
>...these are just off the top of my head...
Peter Wacker? Off the top of your head? Hmmm . . . . .
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Nathan
Pat McGroin
Dick Nibbler
Oliver Clothesoff
me
Matthew Lee wrote:
>
> rowtblu wrote:
> >
> > rj...@acsu.buffalo.edu wrote:
> > >
> > > I was wondering if anyone out there knows any "mind in the gutter" names.
> > > Examples of these types of names that I know are:
> > > Haywood Jablome
> > > Hugh G. Rection
> > > Hugh Jazz
> > > If anyone knows any more of these, please send them to me or post them on
> > > this newsgroup. Thank you.
> >
> > real)
> >
> > Howie Balzer
>
> One of my best friends works for Sears credit collection company, and
> he actually had to call a guy (real name!) of Jack
> Kanoff. :) It would be horrible for restaurants, tho. . .
>
> "Jack Kanoff, party of 6. Jack Kanoff, party of 6."
>
> And I betcha that giving people your business card would be tricky too.
> :)
>
> -Matthew Lee
"Nathan" <Nat...@blop.com>
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Pat McGroin
Dick Nibbler
Oliver Clothesoff
Also don't forgot - Wayne Kerr
and his mate - Wayne King
John Baker
> Real ones: Peter Wacker <!>, Cedric Bumpass, Richard Thunderdick
Real (he's a golf pro): Dick Tiddy. His wife: Bitsy. I am not making this up.
Lord Spatula
John Baker wrote:
>
> > Real ones: Peter Wacker <!>, Cedric Bumpass, Richard Thunderdick
>
> Real (he's a golf pro): Dick Tiddy. His wife: Bitsy. I am not making this up.
..also NASCAR racer Dick Trickle....
Paul Dietrich
On Thu, 20 Mar 1997, John Baker wrote:
> Date: Thu, 20 Mar 1997 21:19:42 -0500
> From: John Baker <fo...@magicnet.net>
> Newsgroups: rec.humor
> Subject: Re: Wanted: Dirty Names
>
> > Real ones: Peter Wacker <!>, Cedric Bumpass, Richard Thunderdick
>
> Real (he's a golf pro): Dick Tiddy. His wife: Bitsy. I am not making this up.
>
>
Dick Butkis <sp> football hall-of fame!
Calvin Stover
On Thu, 20 Mar 1997 21:19:42 -0500, fo...@magicnet.net (John Baker)
wrote:
>> Real ones: Peter Wacker <!>, Cedric Bumpass, Richard Thunderdick
>
>Real (he's a golf pro): Dick Tiddy. His wife: Bitsy. I am not making this up.
This one's real too:
A guy signed up for my pool tournament the other day. His name was
Dick Head. I told him I'd put down Richard, but he insisted on Dick.
Fender
Well heres a few Irish ones I dug up... Pat Magroin, Neal Downe, Phillip
McCann,
Phil McCracken, and some normal ones...
Les Bian, Iben Dickner, Uben Dickner, Heben Dickner? Ben Dover, oh and my
neighbor's name is Dick Seaman (seriously)... if I think of more Ill post
em
Nathan <Nat...@blop.com> wrote in article
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> Pat McGroin
> Dick Nibbler
> Oliver Clothesoff
>
> rj...@acsu.buffalo.edu wrote in article
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yon...@fuse.net
Dick Trickle - race car driver
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Lisa
This one's not really dirty, but I know someone who's name is Joe King. His
friend told some cops that he was his older brother and his name is Wayne
King.
- L
David Simpson
On Tue, 18 Mar 1997 04:12:16 GMT, rhu...@mcmsys.com (Ron K. Hulen)
wrote:
>* Lord Spatula <lba...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
>
>
>>Real ones: Peter Wacker <!>, Cedric Bumpass, Richard Thunderdick
>>
>>...these are just off the top of my head...
>
Richard Cockburn. (Pron co-burn)
timothy wright
Jack Goff. I didn't believe him when he told me his name and made him
produce his driver's license and company ID card to prove it. Also in
Denton, Texas about 10 years ago there was an oriental fellow named
Long Long Wang.
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On 17 Mar 1997, Neil wrote:
> Ima Hore
how about MIKE HUNT!
pronounce my cunt....
rh
Michael W. Pusateri
Drew Patterson wrote:
I suppose they wanted a son who could fight??
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Nathan H Shacochis
> > > > I was wondering if anyone out there knows any "mind in the gutter" names.
> > > > Examples of these types of names that I know are:
> > > > Haywood Jablome
> > > > Hugh G. Rection
> > > > Hugh Jazz
> > > > If anyone knows any more of these, please send them to me or post them on
> > > > this newsgroup. Thank you.
> > >
> > > I would like to meet Fonda Dicks and Jack Mehoff sometime. (Fonda is for
> > > real)
> > >
> > > Howie Balzer
> >
> > One of my best friends works for Sears credit collection company, and
> > he actually had to call a guy (real name!) of Jack
> > Kanoff. :) It would be horrible for restaurants, tho. . .
> >
> > "Jack Kanoff, party of 6. Jack Kanoff, party of 6."
> >
> > And I betcha that giving people your business card would be tricky too.
> > :)
>
> Also don't forgot - Wayne Kerr
> and his mate - Wayne King
How about Chuck Schmuck? (real)
Kevin Ilias
How about Harold Richard
shorten it to Harry Dick
dbos
Steve
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In article <spawn.994...@syd.com.au>, Lisa
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>
> In article <33331438...@news.whc.net> cst...@whc.net (Calvin Stover) writes:
> >On Thu, 20 Mar 1997 21:19:42 -0500, fo...@magicnet.net (John Baker)
>
> >>> Real ones: Peter Wacker <!>, Cedric Bumpass, Richard Thunderdick
> >>
>
> >This one's real too:
>
> >A guy signed up for my pool tournament the other day. His name was
> >Dick Head. I told him I'd put down Richard, but he insisted on Dick.
>
> This one's not really dirty, but I know someone who's name is Joe King. His
> friend told some cops that he was his older brother and his name is Wayne
> King.
>
> - L
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Erin Hoover
how about Mr. Buster Hymen!!
On Sun, 16 Mar 1997, Graeme Corney wrote:
> Dren Eht Sral wrote:
> >
> > There is allways Dick Butkus (the foodball player (for real))
> > Dick Dragon
> > Ben Dover
> > Connie Lingus
> > Ivonna Ardon
> > Ivan Recshin
> >
> >
> > On Sun, 16 Mar 1997 rj...@acsu.buffalo.edu wrote:
> >
> > > I was wondering if anyone out there knows any "mind in the gutter" names.
> > > Examples of these types of names that I know are:
> > > Haywood Jablome
> > > Hugh G. Rection
> > > Hugh Jazz
> > > If anyone knows any more of these, please send them to me or post them on
> > > this newsgroup. Thank you.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> how 'bout Mike Hunt
>
>
Jan
I once worked at a credit union with a frequent loan user with the last
name of "dick" and his first name was "harry."
In article <Pine.BSI.3.91.970401...@ecf2.puc.edu>, Erin
Larry Deschenes
Jonathan and Jennifer Bell
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I worked with a guy called Barry Box
Tim Allen's real name is Timothy Dick!
Kevin Box
In <334394...@alaska.net> Jonathan and Jennifer Bell
<theb...@alaska.net> writes:
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I worked with a guy called Barry Box
>
> Tim Allen's real name is Timothy Dick!
I played blackjack once next to a guy named Lou Pussy.
No shit. We even exchanged ID for verification.
And, as you might imagine, by the end of the night
we were both cleaned out.
Scott
Jonathan and Jennifer Bell <theb...@alaska.net> wrote in article
<334394...@alaska.net>...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I worked with a guy called Barry Box
>
> Tim Allen's real name is Timothy Dick!
>
Here is a good one. How about Dave Jones
michael davies
there's some poor girl whose name is mary emily cummins and whose college
uses the 1st six letters of the last name and the first two initials as
the username. guess what she becomes?
Michael davies
mis...@epix.net
Earl Kamber
my stepfathers first wife? Ophelia Self
Ron K. Hulen
* kn...@ix.netcom.com(Kevin Box) wrote:
>My name is Kevin Box.
>I played blackjack once next to a guy named Lou Pussy.
>No shit. We even exchanged ID for verification.
>And, as you might imagine, by the end of the night
>we were both cleaned out.
No doubt, by the dealer whose name was Douche!
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On Thu, 03 Apr 1997 11:29:39 +0000, Jonathan and Jennifer Bell
<theb...@alaska.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well I worked with a guy called Barry Box
>
> Tim Allen's real name is Timothy Dick!
>
>
Had a teacher in High School named Richard Skinner...
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Phil? Phil who? Phil McCreviss
Gregory Riffe
Ever here of Wilma Fingerdo?
Adam M.
Hugh G. Rection
Ivan E. Rection
Buster Hymen
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Mike
I mentioned this one in the funny names thread NASCAR driver Dick
Trickle. Guy I work with swears he was in the navy with a guy named
Dick Grabber. Knew a mechanic name Richard Head (he went by Dick)
Siswat2
How about Dick Trickle the race car driver?
Indira Jaya
David Simpson wrote:
>
> On Tue, 18 Mar 1997 04:12:16 GMT, rhu...@mcmsys.com (Ron K. Hulen)
> wrote:
>
> >* Lord Spatula <lba...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> >
> >
> >>Real ones: Peter Wacker <!>, Cedric Bumpass, Richard Thunderdick
> >>
> >
> Richard Cockburn. (Pron co-burn)
A while back David Letterman was making fun of a guy from Canada with
dirty first and last name. I believe the first name was Dick and could
not remember the last name.
butterfly
My husband has a friend named Dr. Brian Phallus
and we heard of a man named Dick Tickller
and yet another one Zim Zan Spitzallot
Scott J
The guy's name was Dick Assman and he was the manager or owner of a gas
station in or near Calgary, Alberta. My father used to work with a Greek
guy named Athol (pronounced as if it had an 'e' on the end ie Athole), and
there is a company just east of Toronto called Assman Industries. Would
anyone buy a slice from a store called Mystery Pizza? There is a pizzeria
named that in Toronto....
> > >>Real ones: Peter Wacker <!>, Cedric Bumpass, Richard Thunderdick
> > >>
> > >>...these are just off the top of my head...
> > >
>
SHERRY
the spelling though.