Punny book titles

[Bu Tran]

I do not know how to officially create a "Canonical List", but I suspect that
this is the first time that punny book titles have been collected and posted
in a regular way to the net. Unless anyone objects, I can elect myself
Official List Maintainer, and encourage you all out there to send me your
best stuff. I reserve the right to "improve" submissions as I see fit, but
the title or author should be recognizable to the contributor and all
contributions will be scrupulously referenced.
Send contributions to Harold Reynolds at har...@rainbow.physics.utoronto.ca
(my regular account, which has no net access alas) or the address listed in
the mail header. Please spare me the bodily functions ones, though. I want
this suitable for grannies. 8-) I'll post this from time to time.

Harold Reynolds.

All news readers can be goalies--you're already net-minders.

The Pun Reference Library

1. I Win!: U. Lose 2. Robots: Anne Droid
3. Danger!: Luke Out 4. Cloning: Irma Dubble II
5. Hot Dog!: Frank Furter 6. Gambling: Monty Carlos
7. I'm Fine: Howard Yu(2) 8. Wake Up!: Sal Ammoniac
9. Mensa Man: Gene Yuss 10. Hypnotism: N. Tranced
11. Downpour!: Wayne Dwops 12. Full Moon: Seymour Buns
13. Teach Me!: I. Wanda Know 14. I Say So!: Frank O. Pinion(2)
15. Surprised!: Omar Gosh 16. Tug of War: Paul Hard
17. Golly Gosh!: G. Whiz 18. April Fool!: Sue Prize
19. It's Magic!: Sven Gali 20. Parachuting: Hugo First
21. Come on in!: Doris Open 22. Get Moving!: Sheik Aleg
23. I Like Fish: Ann Chovie 24. Leo Tolstoy: Warren Peace
25. May Flowers: April Showers 26. It's Unfair!: Y. Me
27. Armed Heists: Robin Banks 28. Racketeering: Dennis Court
29. How to Annoy: Aunt Agonize 30. I Love Wills: Benny Fishery
31. Stop Arguing: Xavier Breath 32. Sofa so Good: Chester Field
33. Riel Ambush!: May T. Surprise 34. Falling Trees: Tim Burr
35. Why Cars Stop: M.T. Tank 36. Monkey Shines: Bob Boone
37. Turtle Racing: Eubie Quick 38. Military Rule: Marshall Law
39. I Like Liquor: Ethyl Alcohol 40. Off To Market: Tobias A. Pigg
41. I Love Crowds: Morris Merrier 42. A Great Plenty: E. Nuff
43. My Lost Causes: Noah Veil 44. Mosquito Bites: Ivan Itch
45. Grave Mistakes: Paul Bearer 46. Get Out There!: Sally Forth
47. Irish Flooring: Lynn O'Leum 48. Highway Travel: Dusty Rhodes
49. It's a Shocker: Alec Tricity 50. I Hate the Sun: Gladys Knight
51. Keep it Clean!: Armand Hammer 52. I Hit the Wall: Isadore There
53. Ship Mysteries: Marie Celeste 54. It's a Holdup!: Nick R. Elastic
55. I Didn't Do It!: Ivan Alibi 56. He Disappeared!: Otto Sight
57. Mexican Revenge: Monty Zuma 58. Life in Chicago: Wendy City
59. I Hate Fighting: Boris Hell 60. Pain in My Body: Otis Leghurts
61. Without Warning: Oliver Sudden 62. Candle-Vaulting: Jack B. Nimble
63. Desert Crossing: I. Rhoda Camel 64. Happy New Year!: Mary Christmas
65. You're Kidding!: Shirley U. Jest 66. Webster's Words: Dick Shunnary(3)
67. Those Funny Dogs: Joe Kur 68. Wind Instruments: Tom Bone
69. Winning the Race: Vic Tree 70. Crocodile Dundee: Ali Gator
71. I Need Insurance: Justin Case 72. Let's Do it Now!: Igor Beaver
73. Whatchamacallit!: Thingum Bob 74. Animal Illnesses: Ann Thrax(3)
75. I'm Someone Else: Ima Nonymous 76. He's Contagious!: Lucas Measles
77. The Great Escape: Freida Convict 78. Music of the Sea: Lawrence Whelk
79. Breaking the Law: Kermit A. Krime 80. Cooking Spaghetti: Al Dente
81. Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser 82. Good Housekeeping: Lottie Dust
83. Mountain Climbing: Andover Hand 84. Equine Leg Cramps: Charlie Horse
85. The Lion Attacked: Claudia Armoff 86. Poetry in Baseball: Homer
87. I Love Mathematics: Adam Up 88. Measles Collision!: Kay Rash
89. Exercise on Wheels: Cy Kling 90. Lots of Excitement: Hugh N. Cry
91. I Lived in Detroit: Helen Earth 92. String Instruments: Viola Player
93. Smash His Lobster!: Buster Crabbe 94. The Unknown Rodent: A. Nonny Mouse
95. Modern Tree Watches: Anna Log 96. Perverted Mushrooms: M. Morel
97. I Must Fix the Car!: Otto Doit 98. Noise is Forbidden!: Nada Loud
99. Snakes of the World: Anna Conda 100. The Housing Problem: Rufus Quick
101. Artificial Clothing: Polly Ester 102. More for Your Money: Max Amize(3)
103. If I Invited Him...: Woody Kum(3) 104. Two Thousand Pounds!: Juan Ton
105. Assault with Battery: Eva Ready 106. A Trip to the Dentist: Yin Pain
107. Overweight Vegetables: O. Beets 108. Mineralogy for Giants: Chris Tall
109. Bring to the Grocer's: R. List(2) 110. My Life in the Gutter: Yves Trough
111. Almost Missed the Bus: Justin Time 112. Los Angeles Pachyderms: L.A. Funt
113. Things to Cook Meat In: Stu Potts 114. Tyrant of the Potatoes: Dick Tater
115. Clothes for Germ Kings: Mike Robes 116. I Hate Monday Mornings: Gaetan Oop
117. The Fall of a Watermelon: S. Platt 118. Pull with All You've Got!: Eve Ho
119. I Love Fractions: Lois C. Denominator
120. Military Defeats: Major Disaster and General Mayhem
121. Judging Fast Food: Warren Berger(3)
122. I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Paul Down
123. Kangaroo Illnesses: Marcus Wallaby, M.D.
124. Exotic Irish Plants: Phil O'Dendron
125. A Whole Lot of Cats: Kitt N. Caboodle
126. Musical Gunfighters: The Okay Chorale
127. And the Other People: Allan Sundry
128. I Work with Diamonds: Jules Sparkle
129. Lawyers of Suffering: Grin and Barrett
130. Flogging in the Army: Corporal Punishment
131. Errors and Accidents: Miss Takes and Miss Haps
132. Gunslingers with Gas: Wyatt Urp and 'Wild Bill' Hiccup
133. Christmas for Baldies: Yule Brynner
134. Where to Find Islands: Archie Pelago
135. French Overpopulation: Francis Crowded
136. How to Tour the Prison: Robin Steele
137. I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour
138. Who Killed Cock Robin?: Howard I. Know
139. The Effects of Alcohol: Sir Osis of Liver
140. Daddy are We There Yet?: Miles Away
141. The Excitement of Trees: I. M. Board(3)
142. No More Circuit Breakers!: Ira Fuse
143. You're a Bundle of Laughs: Vera Funny
144. Artificial Weightlessness: Andy Gravity
145. The Industrial Revolution: Otto Mattick
146. The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King
147. Ecclesiastical Infractions: Cardinal Sin
148. Preaching to Hell's Angels: Pastor Redlight(1)
149. Songs from 'South Pacific': Sam and Janet Evening
150. I Was a Cloakroom Attendant: Mahatma Coate(1)
151. Fifty Yards to the Outhouse: Willy Makit and Betty Woant
152. Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks: Paul Bunion

Contributors other than myself (har...@rainbow.physics.utoronto.ca)
Note: Contributed titles may have been altered.

(1) Anders Thulin: a...@linkoping.trab.se
(2) Robert Nissen: nis...@rainbow.physics.utoronto.ca
(3) Dave Jasinski: djas...@encore.com

[Simon E. Booth]

Here are a couple I'd like to add:

Nobody knows me!- by A.N. Onymous

Unsolved Mysteries- by E. Nigma

:-)

Simon