Puns

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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

The professor discovered that his theory of earthquakes was on shaky
ground.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

A will is a dead giveaway.

You are stuck with your dept if you can't budge it.

A boiled egg is hard to beat.

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old
was resisting a rest.

Did you hear about the Saw Mill worker whose whole left side was
cut off? He's all right now.