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chris stefanich

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Sep 27, 1994, 2:29:44 AM9/27/94
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here are a few i heard, please, by all means, add to the list!!

Phil McCracken
Dick Hertz
Ben Dover
Dick Fitzwell

Chris <ph...@grfn.org>


Larry Charbonneau

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Sep 27, 1994, 9:37:28 PM9/27/94
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chris stefanich (ph...@grfn.org) wrote:
: here are a few i heard, please, by all means, add to the list!!

: Chris <ph...@grfn.org>

How about Richard Head? He goes by Dick!

(true story! This one is not made up!!!)


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Michael T. Tyler

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lcha...@herbie.unl.edu (Larry Charbonneau) writes:

>chris stefanich (ph...@grfn.org) wrote:
>: here are a few i heard, please, by all means, add to the list!!

>: Phil McCracken
>: Dick Hertz
>: Ben Dover
>: Dick Fitzwell

>: Chris <ph...@grfn.org>

>How about Richard Head? He goes by Dick!

>(true story! This one is not made up!!!)


How about race car driver Dick Trickle? Imagine how poeple tease him.

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Makmelaff

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In article <1994Sep28....@cabell.vcu.edu>, mat...@cabell.vcu.edu
(Michael T. Tyler) writes:


>chris stefanich (ph...@grfn.org) wrote:
>: here are a few i heard, please, by all means, add to the list!!

>: Phil McCracken
>: Dick Hertz
>: Ben Dover
>: Dick Fitzwell

>: Chris <ph...@grfn.org>

>How about Richard Head? He goes by Dick!

>(true story! This one is not made up!!!)


>> How about race car driver Dick Trickle? Imagine how poeple tease him.

Hope you can use these......


Mr. and Mrs. Killew have a son : Al

Mr. and Mrs. Lingus have a daughter : Connie

Mr. and Mrs. Latio have a son : Phil

Mr. and Mrs. Hunstinx have a son : Mike

Mr. and Mrs. Kikouras have a son : Al


Just thought they might help.

Makmelaff

Derek J Cashman

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Sep 29, 1994, 8:57:31 PM9/29/94
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Actually, I saw a listing in the phone book around here for a

Mr. Harry Cox

The interesting part is that he lives on Butts Station Road ...

:)

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Irfon-Kim Ahmad

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There was actually a guy in my highschool named Brick Wall, and another
one named Rok Yu (pronounced "Rock You").

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3i...@qlink.queensu.ca (Irfon-Kim Ahmad) writes:


There was a kid in my junior high named Burma Shaver.
What were his parents thinking??

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Sep 30, 1994, 10:36:22 PM9/30/94
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In article <36ih06$m...@nkosi.well.com> iri...@well.sf.ca.us (Monica Masterjohn) writes:
>From: iri...@well.sf.ca.us (Monica Masterjohn)
>Subject: Re: really funny names!!!
>Date: 1 Oct 1994 02:19:50 GMT

>3i...@qlink.queensu.ca (Irfon-Kim Ahmad) writes:

>>There was actually a guy in my highschool named Brick Wall, and another
>>one named Rok Yu (pronounced "Rock You").

>There was a kid in my junior high named Burma Shaver.


Honest, I heard of a girl named Fonda Dix. <blush> 8-O

Erich Mierzejewski

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Oct 1, 1994, 9:49:12 PM10/1/94
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How about Ophelia Balls.
and I saw Edith Hiscock in the phonebook.

K. Hurt

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Erich Mierzejewski (mier...@hgc.edu) wrote:

: How about Ophelia Balls.

: and I saw Edith Hiscock in the phonebook.

In the Columbus Ohio USA Phone book there is a listing for Fu Bar.

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Dennis M. Fernkes

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As much as I hate to, I will add two funny names I remember from childhood
(ca 1950's)

Mrs. Harry Butts
Fanny Assa

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mur...@waikato.ac.nz

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> : How about Ophelia Balls.
> : and I saw Edith Hiscock in the phonebook.
>
> In the Columbus Ohio USA Phone book there is a listing for Fu Bar

How about Wayne Kerr.

Ramon Vawda

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Oct 4, 1994, 1:56:49 AM10/4/94
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In article <36ahco$2...@crcnis1.unl.edu> lcha...@herbie.unl.edu (Larry Charbonneau) writes:
>From: lcha...@herbie.unl.edu (Larry Charbonneau)

>Subject: Re: really funny names!!!
>Date: 28 Sep 1994 01:37:28 GMT

>chris stefanich (ph...@grfn.org) wrote:
>: here are a few i heard, please, by all means, add to the list!!

>: Phil McCracken
>: Dick Hertz
>: Ben Dover
>: Dick Fitzwell

>: Chris <ph...@grfn.org>

>How about Richard Head? He goes by Dick!

And then there's...

Jack Mioff
Phil McKreviss
Mike Hunt

okay bye

Paul Navish

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mur...@waikato.ac.nz wrote:
: > : How about Ophelia Balls.
: > : and I saw Edith Hiscock in the phonebook.
: >
: > In the Columbus Ohio USA Phone book there is a listing for Fu Bar

I work at a medical center that has a gynacologist (sp?) named Dr. Ng
Hur (Ng = Ing).
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Oct 5, 1994, 3:01:18 PM10/5/94
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I've seen a Phillip Rankincuter in my phone book. Had to call him to ask if
that was for real.

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Matt Robinson

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In article <apm.14....@sable.aero.ufl.edu>, a...@sable.aero.ufl.edu (Drew) says:
>
>In article <1994Oct4.1...@waikato.ac.nz> mur...@waikato.ac.nz writes:
>>From: mur...@waikato.ac.nz

>>Subject: Re: really funny names!!!
>>Date: 4 Oct 94 15:41:23 +1300
>
>>> : How about Ophelia Balls.
>>> : and I saw Edith Hiscock in the phonebook.
>>>
>>> In the Columbus Ohio USA Phone book there is a listing for Fu Bar
>
>>How about Wayne Kerr.
>
>There was an Anita Dick at the Junior High that I went to. I found that out
>when she was summoned to the office one morning.
>
>"Anita Dick, please come to the office. Anita Dick."
>
>
My parents knew a guy named "Dick Woodcock".

Drew

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Oct 7, 1994, 8:04:22 AM10/7/94
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>Subject: Re: really funny names!!!
>Date: 4 Oct 94 15:41:23 +1300

>> : How about Ophelia Balls.

>How about Wayne Kerr.

There was an Anita Dick at the Junior High that I went to. I found that out

KarenDB

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Oct 8, 1994, 10:42:32 PM10/8/94
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One of the best funny names has to be the Nascar driver:

Dick Trickle

RAKDAK

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Oct 8, 1994, 11:00:06 PM10/8/94
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In article <377lao$o...@merlin.nando.net>, k...@nando.net (KarenDB) writes:

What is it with those wacky college deans.The dean of admissions at my
college,Bowdoin, is named Dick Steele II,i.e little dick.Big dick petered
out a while back. Also, the dean of admissions at Yale is named Dick
Swingle.

Geoff Palmer

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Oct 9, 1994, 11:13:10 PM10/9/94
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>>There was an Anita Dick at the Junior High that I went to. I found that out
>>when she was summoned to the office one morning.
>>"Anita Dick, please come to the office. Anita Dick."

I once worked with a guy called Mike Hunt. One day when we were at
lunch he was paged over the intercom by our receptionist. "Has
anybody seen Mike Hunt?"

Daniel B O'sullivan

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Ramon Vawda (ra...@helix.net) wrote:

: In article <36ahco$2...@crcnis1.unl.edu> lcha...@herbie.unl.edu (Larry Charbonneau) writes:
: >From: lcha...@herbie.unl.edu (Larry Charbonneau)
: >Subject: Re: really funny names!!!
: >Date: 28 Sep 1994 01:37:28 GMT

: >chris stefanich (ph...@grfn.org) wrote:
[stuff deleted]

: And then there's...

: Jack Mioff
: Phil McKreviss
: Mike Hunt

How about these guys,
Patrick Fitzhenry
and Henry Fitzpatrick,

they were very close :->

objoke
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She's Crazy and he's just nuts.


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Aaron Bucky

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Oct 12, 1994, 9:47:58 PM10/12/94
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Chris McAloney

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Oct 13, 1994, 6:01:31 AM10/13/94
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>Subject: Re: really funny names!!!
>Date: 4 Oct 94 15:41:23 +1300

>> : How about Ophelia Balls.

>How about Wayne Kerr.

I saw a Mean Guy (Guy Mean) in the phonebook.

Scott Douglas

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Oct 13, 1994, 8:58:05 PM10/13/94
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I went to school with a guy called Richard (Dick) Pumpa.

DANIEL MEYER

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Ive heard of this guy named Auther Harold Dick,

and he always signed his name A. Harry Dick

cha...@infi.net

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In article <CyBHD...@mercury.wright.edu>, s00...@discover.wright.edu (DANIEL MEYER) says:
>
>
>Ive heard of this guy named Auther Harold Dick,
>
>and he always signed his name A. Harry Dick

I used to write speeches for the CEO of a Fortune-500 corporation
whose product you probably have in your kitchen even as we speak. His
name is Richard Holder. Guess what he goes by.

Robin Chapman
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Jonathan Shaffer

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Oct 30, 1994, 12:57:50 AM10/30/94
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Scott Douglas (c932...@alinga.newcastle.edu.au) wrote:
: I went to school with a guy called Richard (Dick) Pumpa.

I went to school with two guys with somewhat unusual names.

1. roland ball
2. derrick miller


Richard Cumings

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Oct 31, 1994, 11:39:40 AM10/31/94
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In article <38v94e$1...@lastactionhero.rs.itd.umich.edu>,
a...@null.umd.umich.edu (Jonathan Shaffer) wrote:

I had a boss once named Dick Johnson. Is that redundant or what?

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Dennis M. Reichhold

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Oct 31, 1994, 11:25:32 PM10/31/94
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Okay, here are the names of some people I have actually met:

Woody Firm,
Dick Bump, and
Peter Gunn

Peter told me about some of his other family members, including his father,
Tommy, and his grandfather, whose nickname was, "Pop."

I also knew a guy whose name was Kip Said who reportedly went out with a girl
named Dorothy Heard; Kip said, "and," Dorothy heard.

Another friend of mine was named Charles Virgin; his father was a retired Air
Force colonel. At one point in his career, he was a Major Virgin. Charles's
sister's name was Mary.

I've also heard about:

Dick and Anita Kuntz, and
Ophelia Brest

That's about all the ones that I can think of right now.

-Dennis

Jon Bauer

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I know a family with the last name of Bader. Mail used to come
addressed: To: Master Bader"

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wge...@uoft02.utoledo.edu

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Nov 2, 1994, 3:34:46 AM11/2/94
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In Darke Co., Ohio there is a judge named
the honorable Richard Hole.
there is a realtor in the same area named
Richard Long (looks great in the phone book!)

-b.gettinger

Thomas Jordan

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Nov 2, 1994, 12:27:43 PM11/2/94
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DANIEL MEYER (s00...@discover.wright.edu) wrote:

: Ive heard of this guy named Auther Harold Dick,

: and he always signed his name A. Harry Dick

Does anyone else find the name Helmut slightly amusing?
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Joe Jackson

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Nov 2, 1994, 2:14:42 PM11/2/94
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I personally know a man named Richard Less and he goes by Dick!

christian lee

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In Saratoga Springs, New York, you can go to a podiatrist
(foot doctor) named Dr. Finger.

joseph richard koleszar

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In article <rcumings-311...@dynamic-226.dnai.com>,

Richard Cumings <rcum...@dnai.com> wrote:
>In article <38v94e$1...@lastactionhero.rs.itd.umich.edu>,
>a...@null.umd.umich.edu (Jonathan Shaffer) wrote:
>
>> Scott Douglas (c932...@alinga.newcastle.edu.au) wrote:
>> : I went to school with a guy called Richard (Dick) Pumpa.
>>
>> I went to school with two guys with somewhat unusual names.
>>
>> 1. roland ball
>> 2. derrick miller
>
>I had a boss once named Dick Johnson. Is that redundant or what?
>

I once had a boss named Jack Daniels.

Joe
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Flame me, I dare you.

The Mad Hatter

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Nov 7, 1994, 7:12:06 PM11/7/94
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have any of you ever read "oliver twist" by charles dickens? there is a
character by the name of Master Bates. now, do you think that that is merely
by chance?

--billy shears


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Amy Barden

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In article <CytBD...@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>
jkol...@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (joseph richard koleszar) writes:
>
> I once had a boss named Jack Daniels.
>
> Joe
> jkol...@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
> Flame me, I dare you.

hehehehe! Great! And I bet your supervisors were Johnny Walker and Bud
Wiser!

Treble

Leslie Clatterbuck

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Nov 8, 1994, 10:40:04 AM11/8/94
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christian lee (cl...@scott.skidmore.edu) wrote:

: In Saratoga Springs, New York, you can go to a podiatrist


: (foot doctor) named Dr. Finger.

Well my boyfriends dentists name is Dr. Bonebreak... I don't see
why he would ever have gone to him originally.

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Thomas Jordan (t...@dmu.ac.uk) wrote:
> DANIEL MEYER (s00...@discover.wright.edu) wrote:

> : Ive heard of this guy named Auther Harold Dick,

> : and he always signed his name A. Harry Dick

> Does anyone else find the name Helmut slightly amusing?
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You mean as in " Did you arrive here on your motorcycle, Helmut?"

Smile

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One of the Board Members in my home school district is named Charlie Brown.


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...and then there's the NASCAR driver named dick trickle. he *really*
should have that checked...but hopefully not by dr. payne.
arrrr arrrrr arrrr arrrrr


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Brendan Bassett

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In article <1994Nov5....@scott.skidmore.edu> cl...@scott.skidmore.edu (christian lee) writes:
>From: cl...@scott.skidmore.edu (christian lee)

>Subject: Re: really funny names!!!
>Date: Sat, 5 Nov 1994 01:51:21 GMT


> In Saratoga Springs, New York, you can go to a podiatrist
>(foot doctor) named Dr. Finger.

Near where I live, there's a doctor with the last name "Bonebreak". I haven't
checked to see whether he's an orthopedist or not.

Brendan

Pete Sampson

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In article <1994Nov5....@scott.skidmore.edu> cl...@scott.skidmore.edu (christian lee) writes:
>From: cl...@scott.skidmore.edu (christian lee)
>Subject: Re: really funny names!!!
>Date: Sat, 5 Nov 1994 01:51:21 GMT

> In Saratoga Springs, New York, you can go to a podiatrist
>(foot doctor) named Dr. Finger.


here in Waterloo you can go to a Dr. Pus.
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Scooter

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Nov 11, 1994, 6:33:19 PM11/11/94
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: jkol...@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (joseph richard koleszar) writes:
: >
: > I once had a boss named Jack Daniels.
: >
: > Joe
: > jkol...@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
: > Flame me, I dare you.


I have a friend named Johnny Walker... he and I drive the Safety
Shuttle on Wednedsay nights.
Scooter

Thomas Jordan

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Doug Main (dm...@tibalt.supernet.ab.ca) wrote:

More as in 'That's a big, shiny purple 'helmut' you have there, Roger.'
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Jeremy Rae

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christian lee (cl...@scott.skidmore.edu) wrote:

> In Saratoga Springs, New York, you can go to a podiatrist
> (foot doctor) named Dr. Finger.

Just as well he's not a proctologist...

C. Sossaman

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: > >> I went to school with two guys with somewhat unusual names.
: > >> 1. roland ball
: > >> 2. derrick miller
: > >I had a boss once named Dick Johnson. Is that redundant or what?
: > I once had a boss named Jack Daniels.


I just saw the movie "The War" the other day. Towards the end of the
opening credits was the name:

"Reynor Sheine"

-Christine

Matt Crouch

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Smile (fr...@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu) wrote:

: In article <CytBD...@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>, jkol...@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (joseph richard koleszar) writes:
: > In article <rcumings-311...@dynamic-226.dnai.com>,
: > Richard Cumings <rcum...@dnai.com> wrote:
: > >In article <38v94e$1...@lastactionhero.rs.itd.umich.edu>,
: > >a...@null.umd.umich.edu (Jonathan Shaffer) wrote:
: > >
: > >> Scott Douglas (c932...@alinga.newcastle.edu.au) wrote:
: > >> : I went to school with a guy called Richard (Dick) Pumpa.
: > >>
: > >> I went to school with two guys with somewhat unusual names.
: > >>
: > >> 1. roland ball
: > >> 2. derrick miller
: > >
: > >I had a boss once named Dick Johnson. Is that redundant or what?
: > >
: >
: > I once had a boss named Jack Daniels.
: >
: > Joe
: > jkol...@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
: > Flame me, I dare you.


: One of the Board Members in my home school district is named Charlie Brown.


: ---Little Miss Nitpick


my english teacher in high school is named Marylin Monroe.

-matt

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And who are you?

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Nov 18, 1994, 2:52:50 PM11/18/94
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You all think those are funny names? Try a girl at my church, her name is
Anita Dick. What is even worse is she is ALWAYS horny.


- Brad "My Names Pretty Funny Too" Weed

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In Article <3a0uvv$5...@emerald.tufts.edu>

sko...@emerald.tufts.edu (Scooter) writes:
>
> I have a friend named Johnny Walker... he and I drive the Safety
>Shuttle on Wednedsay nights.
> Scooter

Had an English teacher named Mary A. Dick
-BC

Bienvenu Jay

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Matt Crouch <mjcr...@cs.bsu.edu> wrote:
|>Smile (fr...@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu) wrote:

|>
|>: jkol...@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (joseph richard koleszar) writes:
|>: >
|>: > I once had a boss named Jack Daniels.
|>: >
|>: > Joe
|>: > jkol...@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
|>: > Flame me, I dare you.
|>
|>: One of the Board Members in my home school district is named Charlie Brown.
|>
|>my english teacher in high school is named Marylin Monroe.

In 1992, a guy named David Duke graduated from my high school.

-- Jay

DANIEL TIMOTHY MCNULTY

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Nov 20, 1994, 11:59:18 PM11/20/94
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In article <CzAt1...@news.otago.ac.nz>, jl...@sanger.otago.ac.nz (Jeremy Rae)
writes:
In Philadelphia magazine a plastic surgeon advertises breast augmentations.
His name is Dr. Harry Fallick.


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behind us the darkness between us the rift"
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Laura K. Hartman

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Nov 20, 1994, 9:51:06 PM11/20/94
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The woman who shared a hospital room with me years ago when we
were having babies named her baby Harold Balls. I kid you not.

Laura
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MIFSUD MICHAEL J

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Nov 21, 1994, 10:02:16 PM11/21/94
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Australian MP called Richard (ie Dick) Face ... sad but true...

Michelle Bolivar

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Nov 22, 1994, 11:35:37 AM11/22/94
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This is true, I swear.

In high school there was a guy named
Mike Apple, after he graduated he met
and eventually married a girl named
Candy...Candy Apple, I would have kept
my maiden name... :-)

Michelle

Andrew Rogers

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Nov 22, 1994, 5:18:43 PM11/22/94
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In article <1994Nov15.2...@earlham.edu> con...@tian.earlham.edu writes:
>> I have a friend named Johnny Walker... he and I drive the Safety
>>Shuttle on Wednedsay nights.
>
> Had an English teacher named Mary A. Dick

I had a fourth-grade teacher named Sid Vicious.

(Well, sort of... his name was John Ritchie, which according to some sources
was Sid's real name.)

Andrew

Richard Cumings

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Nov 24, 1994, 2:47:32 PM11/24/94
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> : > >> I went to school with two guys with somewhat unusual names.
> : > >> 1. roland ball
> : > >> 2. derrick miller
> : > >I had a boss once named Dick Johnson. Is that redundant or what?
> : > I once had a boss named Jack Daniels.
>

I also had a boss named Jim Crow, and he supervised mostly blacks...

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Louise Franklin

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I used to work with a guy called Tom Bowler

-LJF

DAVID L GEORGE

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> I also had a boss named Jim Crow, and he supervised mostly blacks...
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My Mother's first husband was named John Cocktoasten. It's Scotch-Romanian.

Dave


MAH...@rohvm1.rohmhaas.com

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Nov 30, 1994, 10:16:40 AM11/30/94
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The Santa in our play is named Timothy Christmas!!!!

Mitch Leventhal

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Nov 30, 1994, 11:09:20 PM11/30/94
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The full name of a fellow I went to college with was Dick Leong (pronounced
"Long"). When his name was called off of a class roster (Leong, Dick) the
lecture hall invariably broke into hysterics.

Mitch Leventhal

University of Chicago -- Department of Education
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Thomas Jordan

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Dec 1, 1994, 8:00:50 AM12/1/94
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Louise Franklin (fran...@bri.hp.com) wrote:

: I used to work with a guy called Tom Bowler

There is a building company working at our place
at the moment called T. Watts Builders!

David Michael Reisinger

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Dec 2, 1994, 11:21:49 PM12/2/94
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In the same building I worked in was an accountant named Charles Even

R.Winn

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Dec 6, 1994, 7:20:32 AM12/6/94
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There was a a guy whose surname was Auty. He called his first son Evan...

Bob Romano

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Dec 6, 1994, 9:53:07 PM12/6/94
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Knew a lady by the name Ida Noe

-Bob Romano

John Maher

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Dec 8, 1994, 10:47:35 AM12/8/94
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In article <1994Dec1.1...@dmu.ac.uk> t...@dmu.ac.uk (Thomas Jordan) writes:
>From: t...@dmu.ac.uk (Thomas Jordan)

>Subject: Re: really funny names!!!
>Date: Thu, 1 Dec 1994 13:00:50 GMT

Theres a guy who runs a sandwich shop out of a panel truck nearby, and he
named it "HOGANS HEROES"

bob dubois

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Dec 12, 1994, 9:34:31 PM12/12/94
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John Maher (XJJM...@crsgi1.erenj.com) wrote:

How about the woman at the place I work? i swear this one is true!!
Hung Balls The spelling may not be right but it is the way it
is pronounced, even heard it on the intercom!

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