Phil McCracken
Dick Hertz
Ben Dover
Dick Fitzwell
Chris <ph...@grfn.org>
: Chris <ph...@grfn.org>
How about Richard Head? He goes by Dick!
(true story! This one is not made up!!!)
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>chris stefanich (ph...@grfn.org) wrote:
>: here are a few i heard, please, by all means, add to the list!!
>: Phil McCracken
>: Dick Hertz
>: Ben Dover
>: Dick Fitzwell
>: Chris <ph...@grfn.org>
>How about Richard Head? He goes by Dick!
>(true story! This one is not made up!!!)
How about race car driver Dick Trickle? Imagine how poeple tease him.
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>chris stefanich (ph...@grfn.org) wrote:
>: here are a few i heard, please, by all means, add to the list!!
>: Phil McCracken
>: Dick Hertz
>: Ben Dover
>: Dick Fitzwell
>: Chris <ph...@grfn.org>
>How about Richard Head? He goes by Dick!
>(true story! This one is not made up!!!)
>> How about race car driver Dick Trickle? Imagine how poeple tease him.
Hope you can use these......
Mr. and Mrs. Killew have a son : Al
Mr. and Mrs. Lingus have a daughter : Connie
Mr. and Mrs. Latio have a son : Phil
Mr. and Mrs. Hunstinx have a son : Mike
Mr. and Mrs. Kikouras have a son : Al
Just thought they might help.
Makmelaff
Mr. Harry Cox
The interesting part is that he lives on Butts Station Road ...
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There was a kid in my junior high named Burma Shaver.
What were his parents thinking??
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>3i...@qlink.queensu.ca (Irfon-Kim Ahmad) writes:
>>There was actually a guy in my highschool named Brick Wall, and another
>>one named Rok Yu (pronounced "Rock You").
>There was a kid in my junior high named Burma Shaver.
Honest, I heard of a girl named Fonda Dix. <blush> 8-O
How about Ophelia Balls.
and I saw Edith Hiscock in the phonebook.
: How about Ophelia Balls.
: and I saw Edith Hiscock in the phonebook.
In the Columbus Ohio USA Phone book there is a listing for Fu Bar.
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How about Wayne Kerr.
>chris stefanich (ph...@grfn.org) wrote:
>: here are a few i heard, please, by all means, add to the list!!
>: Phil McCracken
>: Dick Hertz
>: Ben Dover
>: Dick Fitzwell
>: Chris <ph...@grfn.org>
>How about Richard Head? He goes by Dick!
And then there's...
Jack Mioff
Phil McKreviss
Mike Hunt
okay bye
I work at a medical center that has a gynacologist (sp?) named Dr. Ng
Hur (Ng = Ing).
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>> : How about Ophelia Balls.
>How about Wayne Kerr.
There was an Anita Dick at the Junior High that I went to. I found that out
What is it with those wacky college deans.The dean of admissions at my
college,Bowdoin, is named Dick Steele II,i.e little dick.Big dick petered
out a while back. Also, the dean of admissions at Yale is named Dick
Swingle.
I once worked with a guy called Mike Hunt. One day when we were at
lunch he was paged over the intercom by our receptionist. "Has
anybody seen Mike Hunt?"
: >chris stefanich (ph...@grfn.org) wrote:
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: And then there's...
: Jack Mioff
: Phil McKreviss
: Mike Hunt
How about these guys,
Patrick Fitzhenry
and Henry Fitzpatrick,
they were very close :->
objoke
What's the difference between Lorena and john Bobbit?
She's Crazy and he's just nuts.
DO'S
>> : How about Ophelia Balls.
>How about Wayne Kerr.
I saw a Mean Guy (Guy Mean) in the phonebook.
and he always signed his name A. Harry Dick
I used to write speeches for the CEO of a Fortune-500 corporation
whose product you probably have in your kitchen even as we speak. His
name is Richard Holder. Guess what he goes by.
Robin Chapman
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I went to school with two guys with somewhat unusual names.
1. roland ball
2. derrick miller
I had a boss once named Dick Johnson. Is that redundant or what?
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Woody Firm,
Dick Bump, and
Peter Gunn
Peter told me about some of his other family members, including his father,
Tommy, and his grandfather, whose nickname was, "Pop."
I also knew a guy whose name was Kip Said who reportedly went out with a girl
named Dorothy Heard; Kip said, "and," Dorothy heard.
Another friend of mine was named Charles Virgin; his father was a retired Air
Force colonel. At one point in his career, he was a Major Virgin. Charles's
sister's name was Mary.
I've also heard about:
Dick and Anita Kuntz, and
Ophelia Brest
That's about all the ones that I can think of right now.
-Dennis
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: Ive heard of this guy named Auther Harold Dick,
: and he always signed his name A. Harry Dick
Does anyone else find the name Helmut slightly amusing?
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I once had a boss named Jack Daniels.
Joe
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: In Saratoga Springs, New York, you can go to a podiatrist
: (foot doctor) named Dr. Finger.
Well my boyfriends dentists name is Dr. Bonebreak... I don't see
why he would ever have gone to him originally.
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> : Ive heard of this guy named Auther Harold Dick,
> : and he always signed his name A. Harry Dick
> Does anyone else find the name Helmut slightly amusing?
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One of the Board Members in my home school district is named Charlie Brown.
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> In Saratoga Springs, New York, you can go to a podiatrist
>(foot doctor) named Dr. Finger.
Near where I live, there's a doctor with the last name "Bonebreak". I haven't
checked to see whether he's an orthopedist or not.
Brendan
> In Saratoga Springs, New York, you can go to a podiatrist
>(foot doctor) named Dr. Finger.
here in Waterloo you can go to a Dr. Pus.
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I have a friend named Johnny Walker... he and I drive the Safety
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Scooter
More as in 'That's a big, shiny purple 'helmut' you have there, Roger.'
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> In Saratoga Springs, New York, you can go to a podiatrist
> (foot doctor) named Dr. Finger.
Just as well he's not a proctologist...
I just saw the movie "The War" the other day. Towards the end of the
opening credits was the name:
"Reynor Sheine"
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: In article <CytBD...@usenet.ucs.indiana.edu>, jkol...@silver.ucs.indiana.edu (joseph richard koleszar) writes:
: > In article <rcumings-311...@dynamic-226.dnai.com>,
: > Richard Cumings <rcum...@dnai.com> wrote:
: > >In article <38v94e$1...@lastactionhero.rs.itd.umich.edu>,
: > >a...@null.umd.umich.edu (Jonathan Shaffer) wrote:
: > >
: > >> Scott Douglas (c932...@alinga.newcastle.edu.au) wrote:
: > >> : I went to school with a guy called Richard (Dick) Pumpa.
: > >>
: > >> I went to school with two guys with somewhat unusual names.
: > >>
: > >> 1. roland ball
: > >> 2. derrick miller
: > >
: > >I had a boss once named Dick Johnson. Is that redundant or what?
: > >
: >
: > I once had a boss named Jack Daniels.
: >
: > Joe
: > jkol...@silver.ucs.indiana.edu
: > Flame me, I dare you.
: One of the Board Members in my home school district is named Charlie Brown.
: ---Little Miss Nitpick
my english teacher in high school is named Marylin Monroe.
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Had an English teacher named Mary A. Dick
-BC
In 1992, a guy named David Duke graduated from my high school.
-- Jay
"...and so fell the weight I never can lift
behind us the darkness between us the rift"
-Phish
"Hope is a letter that never arrives
Laura
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In high school there was a guy named
Mike Apple, after he graduated he met
and eventually married a girl named
Candy...Candy Apple, I would have kept
my maiden name... :-)
Michelle
I had a fourth-grade teacher named Sid Vicious.
(Well, sort of... his name was John Ritchie, which according to some sources
was Sid's real name.)
Andrew
I also had a boss named Jim Crow, and he supervised mostly blacks...
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: I used to work with a guy called Tom Bowler
There is a building company working at our place
at the moment called T. Watts Builders!
-Bob Romano
Theres a guy who runs a sandwich shop out of a panel truck nearby, and he
named it "HOGANS HEROES"
How about the woman at the place I work? i swear this one is true!!
Hung Balls The spelling may not be right but it is the way it
is pronounced, even heard it on the intercom!