REPOST: Red Hooded Sweatshirt lyrics

[Kevin Perry]

"Red Hooded Sweatshirt" by Adam Sandler (SNL 2/13/93)

My mom bought you when I was just thirteen
The brightest red sweatshirt that I'd ever seen
She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out
"That's to big for you," the other children would shout
But we stuck together, we didn't quit
And now the children say, "What a perfect fit"

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I love you swe-e-atshirt
Red hooded swe-e-athirt
Dip-dip-dip swe-e-atshirt
Shama-lama-ding-dong swe-e-atshirt

I like to rest my hands in your kangaroo pouch
It makes them feel comfy like a big soft couch
And I don't care if the weather's no good
I say, "See ya later rain" as I pull up my hood
Remember that long bus trip when I needed a nap?
I used you as a pillow on that spanish lady's lap

<Chorus>

Oh, what is it about you that makes me so jolly
Is it your fifty cotton or your fifty poly?
I don't know-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ow-ow-ow-ow-ow

<Spoken>
Oh, red hooded sweatshirt, we've been through a lot together.
Like that time I played in that shirts and skins basketball game
and I had to take you off and throw you in the corner of the gym.
I was midway through the game and then I saw you looking at me
You were staring at me as if to say, "Adam, you suck at basketball.
You dribble like a damn woman." I was so mad I challenged you to
a game of one-on-one and you know, sweatshirt, even though I beat
you eleven to nine, deep in my soul I know you missed those layups
on purpose. You let me win!

And that's why
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I love so-o-o-o-o

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