"In days of old when knights were bold"

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mcvi...@abaco.coastalnet.com

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Oct 24, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/24/95
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In days of old when knight were bold,
And cared not for such trifles,
They nailed their balls
upon the walls,
and shot at them with rifles.

Joey Arthur

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Oct 25, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/25/95
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There once was a man named McBass
Both his balls were made out of brass.
When he clanked them together
it played "Stormy Weather"
(Then lightning shot out of his ass).

Jeff Pipitone

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Oct 27, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/27/95
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In article <46jdss$f...@treasure.coastalnet.com> mcvi...@abaco.coastalnet.com writes:
>From: mcvi...@abaco.coastalnet.com
>Subject: "In days of old when knights were bold"
>Date: 24 Oct 1995 19:13:32 GMT

In days of old when knights were bold,
And toilets weren't invented,
You left your load,
upon the road,
and walked away contented!


Eric Griffith

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Oct 29, 1995, 2:00:00 AM10/29/95
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les...@brisbane.DIALix.oz.au (Tye Leslie Sanders) wrote:

>mcvi...@abaco.coastalnet.com writes:

>>In days of old when knight were bold,
>>And cared not for such trifles,
>>They nailed their balls
>>upon the walls,
>>and shot at them with rifles.

>In days of old when knights were bold

>and paper wasn't invented
>they wiped their arse
>with blades of grass
>and walked away contented.
>--

In days of old when Knights were bold
and toilets weren't invented
you left your load upon the road
and walked away contented


Ender

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Oct 29, 1995, 2:00:00 AM10/29/95
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In article <46jdss$f...@treasure.coastalnet.com>,
mcvi...@abaco.coastalnet.com wrote:

>In days of old when knight were bold,
>And cared not for such trifles,
>They nailed their balls
>upon the walls,
>and shot at them with rifles.

In the days of old when knights were bold
And toilets weren't invented;
They used to leave their load
In the middle of the road
And walk away contented.

--
end...@compumedia.com
en...@seamac.wa.com

Solomon Fernblatt

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Oct 29, 1995, 2:00:00 AM10/29/95
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In article <pipitone.1...@nicmad.uucp>, pipi...@nicmad.uucp
says...
>
>In article <46jdss$f...@treasure.coastalnet.com>
mcvi...@abaco.coastalnet.com wr

>ites:
>>From: mcvi...@abaco.coastalnet.com
>>Subject: "In days of old when knights were bold"
>>Date: 24 Oct 1995 19:13:32 GMT
>
>>In days of old when knight were bold,
>>And cared not for such trifles,
>>They nailed their balls
>>upon the walls,
>>and shot at them with rifles.
>
>In days of old when knights were bold,
>And toilets weren't invented,
>You left your load,
>upon the road,
>and walked away contented!
>

Indays of old when knights were bold
And condoms werent invented,
They put a sock
upon their cock,
And babies were prevented.


Fernblatt


Al Peters

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Oct 31, 1995, 3:00:00 AM10/31/95
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How about this:

In days of old when knights were bold
and rubbers weren't invented,
they stuck a sock around their cock
and babies were prevented...


In <46uti4$70u$1...@brisbane.DIALix.oz.au> les...@brisbane.DIALix.oz.au
(Tye Leslie Sanders) writes:

>
>mcvi...@abaco.coastalnet.com writes:
>
>>In days of old when knight were bold,
>>And cared not for such trifles,
>>They nailed their balls
>>upon the walls,
>>and shot at them with rifles.
>

>In days of old when knights were bold
>and paper wasn't invented
>they wiped their arse
>with blades of grass
>and walked away contented.
>--

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>#les...@brisbane.DIALix.oz.au # a fool born every minute... #
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rappleye

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Nov 3, 1995, 3:00:00 AM11/3/95
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In days of old, when Knights were bold,
And women weren't particular,
They'd prop them up against the wall
And screw them perpendicular.

me@again

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Nov 6, 1995, 3:00:00 AM11/6/95
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But times are new, real knights are few.
The rest to the 'net are connected.
They click their mouse
and ignore their spouse.
Sons and daughters are neglected.


Tom Maier

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Nov 7, 1995, 3:00:00 AM11/7/95
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dj...@cityscape.co.uk (William Dereham) wrote:
>
>>
>>In days of old when knights were bold
>>and paper wasn't invented
>>they wiped their arse
>>with blades of grass
>>and walked away contented.
>>--
>
>
>How about:
>
>In days of old, when Knight were bold
>and women weren't invented
>They used to drill holes in telegraph poles
>and sit there quite contented
>
>
Or how about:

In days of old, when Knight were bold


and rubbers weren't invented

They tied a sock around their cock
Thus babies were prevented.

ROGER BARNARD

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Nov 7, 1995, 3:00:00 AM11/7/95
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TR->dj...@cityscape.co.uk (William Dereham) wrote:
->>
->>>
->>>In days of old when knights were bold
->>>and paper wasn't invented
->>>they wiped their arse
->>>with blades of grass
->>>and walked away contented.
->>>--
->>
->>
->>How about:
->>
->>In days of old, when Knight were bold
->>and women weren't invented
->>They used to drill holes in telegraph poles
->>and sit there quite contented
->>
->>
->Or how about:

TR->In days of old, when Knight were bold
->and rubbers weren't invented
->They tied a sock around their cock
->Thus babies were prevented.

In days of old, when knights were bold
and toilets weren't invented
They'd dig a hole in the middle of the road


and sit there quite contented

RogerB

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and...@maropeng.co.za

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Dec 14, 2018, 7:14:49 AM12/14/18
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On Tuesday, October 24, 1995 at 9:00:00 AM UTC+2, mcvi...@abaco.coastalnet.com wrote:
In days of old when Knights were bold and women were double breasted, the hens took snuff to make them tough and the Devil came past with a feather up his arse and asked which way the wind blew?...Well, the wind blew north and the wind blew south and the wind blew the feather from his arse to his mouth.

potn...@gmail.com

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On Tuesday, 24 October 1995 08:00:00 UTC+1, mcvi...@abaco.coastalnet.com wrote:
> In days of old when knight were bold,
> And cared not for such trifles,
> They nailed their balls
> upon the walls,
> and shot at them with rifles.

In days of old and frenchies werent invented they tied a clut around their tot and had to be contented

potn...@gmail.com

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On Tuesday, 24 October 1995 08:00:00 UTC+1, mcvi...@abaco.coastalnet.com wrote:
> In days of old when knight were bold,
> And cared not for such trifles,
> They nailed their balls
> upon the walls,
> and shot at them with rifles.

In days of old when knight were bold and condoms were not invented they tied a klout a round their tout and had to be contented

Gre...@nothere.man

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On Fri, 14 Dec 2018 04:14:48 -0800 (PST), and...@maropeng.co.za
wrote:

>On Tuesday, October 24, 1995 at 9:00:00 AM UTC+2, mcvi...@abaco.coastalnet.com wrote:
>In days of old when Knights were bold and women were double breasted, the hens took snuff to make them tough and the Devil came past with a feather up his arse and asked which way the wind blew?...Well, the wind blew north and the wind blew south and the wind blew the feather from his arse to his mouth.
In days of old
When knights were bold
and condoms were not invented
they wrapped their socks around their cocks
and babys were thus prevented
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