"In days of old when knights were bold"
mcvi...@abaco.coastalnet.com
And cared not for such trifles,
They nailed their balls
upon the walls,
and shot at them with rifles.
Joey Arthur
Both his balls were made out of brass.
When he clanked them together
it played "Stormy Weather"
(Then lightning shot out of his ass).
Jeff Pipitone
>From: mcvi...@abaco.coastalnet.com
>Subject: "In days of old when knights were bold"
>Date: 24 Oct 1995 19:13:32 GMT
In days of old when knights were bold,
And toilets weren't invented,
You left your load,
upon the road,
and walked away contented!
Eric Griffith
>mcvi...@abaco.coastalnet.com writes:
>>In days of old when knight were bold,
>>And cared not for such trifles,
>>They nailed their balls
>>upon the walls,
>>and shot at them with rifles.
>In days of old when knights were bold
>and paper wasn't invented
>they wiped their arse
>with blades of grass
>and walked away contented.
>--
In days of old when Knights were bold
and toilets weren't invented
you left your load upon the road
and walked away contented
Ender
mcvi...@abaco.coastalnet.com wrote:
>In days of old when knight were bold,
>And cared not for such trifles,
>They nailed their balls
>upon the walls,
>and shot at them with rifles.
In the days of old when knights were bold
And toilets weren't invented;
They used to leave their load
In the middle of the road
And walk away contented.
Solomon Fernblatt
says...
>
>In article <46jdss$f...@treasure.coastalnet.com>
mcvi...@abaco.coastalnet.com wr
>ites:
>>From: mcvi...@abaco.coastalnet.com
>>Subject: "In days of old when knights were bold"
>>Date: 24 Oct 1995 19:13:32 GMT
>
>>And cared not for such trifles,
>>They nailed their balls
>>upon the walls,
>>and shot at them with rifles.
>
>And toilets weren't invented,
>You left your load,
>upon the road,
>and walked away contented!
>
Indays of old when knights were bold
And condoms werent invented,
They put a sock
upon their cock,
And babies were prevented.
Fernblatt
Al Peters
In days of old when knights were bold
they stuck a sock around their cock
and babies were prevented...
In <46uti4$70u$1...@brisbane.DIALix.oz.au> les...@brisbane.DIALix.oz.au
(Tye Leslie Sanders) writes:
>
>mcvi...@abaco.coastalnet.com writes:
>
>>In days of old when knight were bold,
>>And cared not for such trifles,
>>They nailed their balls
>>upon the walls,
>>and shot at them with rifles.
>
>In days of old when knights were bold
>and paper wasn't invented
>they wiped their arse
>with blades of grass
>and walked away contented.
>--
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rappleye
And women weren't particular,
They'd prop them up against the wall
And screw them perpendicular.
me@again
The rest to the 'net are connected.
They click their mouse
and ignore their spouse.
Sons and daughters are neglected.
Tom Maier
>
>>
>>In days of old when knights were bold
>>and paper wasn't invented
>>they wiped their arse
>>with blades of grass
>>and walked away contented.
>>--
>
>
>
>In days of old, when Knight were bold
>and women weren't invented
>They used to drill holes in telegraph poles
>and sit there quite contented
>
>
Or how about:
In days of old, when Knight were bold
and rubbers weren't invented
They tied a sock around their cock
Thus babies were prevented.
ROGER BARNARD
->>
->>>
->>>In days of old when knights were bold
->>>and paper wasn't invented
->>>they wiped their arse
->>>with blades of grass
->>>and walked away contented.
->>>--
->>
->>
->>How about:
->>
->>In days of old, when Knight were bold
->>and women weren't invented
->>They used to drill holes in telegraph poles
->>and sit there quite contented
->>
->>
->Or how about:
TR->In days of old, when Knight were bold
->and rubbers weren't invented
->They tied a sock around their cock
->Thus babies were prevented.
In days of old, when knights were bold
and toilets weren't invented
They'd dig a hole in the middle of the road
and sit there quite contented
RogerB
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and...@maropeng.co.za
In days of old when Knights were bold and women were double breasted, the hens took snuff to make them tough and the Devil came past with a feather up his arse and asked which way the wind blew?...Well, the wind blew north and the wind blew south and the wind blew the feather from his arse to his mouth.
potn...@gmail.com
> In days of old when knight were bold,
> And cared not for such trifles,
> They nailed their balls
> upon the walls,
> and shot at them with rifles.
potn...@gmail.com
> In days of old when knight were bold,
> And cared not for such trifles,
> They nailed their balls
> upon the walls,
> and shot at them with rifles.
Gre...@nothere.man
wrote:
>On Tuesday, October 24, 1995 at 9:00:00 AM UTC+2, mcvi...@abaco.coastalnet.com wrote:
>In days of old when Knights were bold and women were double breasted, the hens took snuff to make them tough and the Devil came past with a feather up his arse and asked which way the wind blew?...Well, the wind blew north and the wind blew south and the wind blew the feather from his arse to his mouth.
When knights were bold
and babys were thus prevented
