List of farts
Arthur Edwards
Can anyone add to the list below?
cushion creeper
silent but deadly
tear ass
Awaiting your response with holded breath.
fmil...@kramer.brynmawr.edu
>From: a...@world.std.com (Arthur Edwards)
>Subject: List of farts
>Date: Wed, 29 Mar 1995 11:07:45 GMT
I always liked George Carlin's 'one-cheek-sneak'
Frank
John Henderson
: Can anyone add to the list below?
: cushion creeper
: silent but deadly
: tear ass
: Awaiting your response with holded breath
Well, George Carlin used to talk about trying to quietly pass
gas while wearing a wet bathing suit, sitting on a plastic chair...
lifting up one bun
He referred to it as the "one cheek sneak".
.
--John.
Bob Roberds
>
>
>Can anyone add to the list below?
>
>cushion creeper
>silent but deadly
>tear ass
>
>Awaiting your response with holded breath.
>
The Fizz, the Fazz, the Fizz-Fazz, the Ripshit, the Tearass,
the Snorter, and the One That Goes "Whoosh".
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Unknown
>
>Can anyone add to the list below?
>
>cushion creeper
>silent but deadly
>tear ass
>
>Awaiting your response with holded breath.
Loud and proud
Silent but violent
Toe-curler
RUMPO
Barbara Lynch
>
>Can anyone add to the list below?
>
>cushion creeper
>silent but deadly
>tear ass
>
>Awaiting your response with holded breath.
Annie Banannie (I have a friend, named Annie, and sometimes she lets
out these farts that are so aweful, that it takes 15 minutes for the
smell to go away (with the windows open). So we jokingly call them
Annie Banannies!
--Barb
Wilson Mohr
>Can anyone add to the list below?
>cushion creeper
>silent but deadly
>tear ass
According to Carlin:
The Fizz
The Fazz
The Fizz-Fazz
The Rip Shit
The Tear Ass
and the one that goes "Wooosh!"
:
--
Wilson Mohr mo...@cig.mot.com
Strategic Quality - Motorola Cellular Infrastructure Group
"ME speak for Motorola? No, I don't think so . . ."
David Holender
> >
> >cushion creeper
> >silent but deadly
> >tear ass
> >
How 'bout
A trouser cough.
-David
all...@lethbridgec.ab.ca
> In article <D6788...@world.std.com>, Arthur Edwards <a...@world.std.com> wrote:
>>
>>Can anyone add to the list below?
>>
>>cushion creeper
>>silent but deadly
>>tear ass
>>
>>Awaiting your response with holded breath.
>
> out these farts that are so aweful, that it takes 15 minutes for the
> smell to go away (with the windows open). So we jokingly call them
> Annie Banannies!
>
>
> --Barb
>
>
of them up, but what the heck, they still make me smile!
1) Blame it on the doggie fart
2) The lingering limburger
3) Machine gun
4) Silent stinker (derivative of entry #2 in above list)
5) The vapor choke
6) Rip-shit
7) The snorter
8) The lumpy one (sometimes called "oops!")
9) The one that goes "Whoooosh!"
Well, I think that was offensive enough. gotta go! By the way, 'Barb' I can
probably cut one that will peel the skin off of an "Annie Banannie" 8-()
...The MaSkEd MaRvEl--
Dopefish
: In article <D69JC...@pwa.acusd.edu>, bly...@pwa.acusd.edu (Barbara Lynch) writes:
: > In article <D6788...@world.std.com>, Arthur Edwards <a...@world.std.com> wrote:
: >>
: >>Can anyone add to the list below?
: >>
: >>cushion creeper
: >>silent but deadly
: >>tear ass
: >>
: >>Awaiting your response with holded breath.
: >
: > Annie Banannie (I have a friend, named Annie, and sometimes she lets
: > out these farts that are so aweful, that it takes 15 minutes for the
: > smell to go away (with the windows open). So we jokingly call them
: > Annie Banannies!
: Well, here's my addition to the list. I can't take credit for thinkin' most
: of them up, but what the heck, they still make me smile!
: 1) Blame it on the doggie fart
: 2) The lingering limburger
: 3) Machine gun
: 4) Silent stinker (derivative of entry #2 in above list)
: 5) The vapor choke
: 6) Rip-shit
: 7) The snorter
: 8) The lumpy one (sometimes called "oops!")
: 9) The one that goes "Whoooosh!"
: Well, I think that was offensive enough. gotta go! By the way, 'Barb' I can
: probably cut one that will peel the skin off of an "Annie Banannie" 8-()
air biscuit
stinger
screech
fluff
thumper
Noam Korem
> Can anyone add to the list below?
>
> cushion creeper
> silent but deadly
> tear ass
- Earthquake
- After burner
- Deodorant buster
- Cut the crap !
- Attention please !
- Make way !
Mike Pease
>From: mo...@rtsg.mot.com (Wilson Mohr)
>Subject: Re: List of farts
>Date: 30 Mar 95 19:48:39 GMT
>a...@world.std.com (Arthur Edwards) writes:
>>Can anyone add to the list below?
>>cushion creeper
>>silent but deadly
>>tear ass
>According to Carlin:
>The Fizz
>The Fazz
>The Fizz-Fazz
>The Rip Shit
>The Tear Ass
>and the one that goes "Wooosh!"
>:
>--
>Wilson Mohr mo...@cig.mot.com
>Strategic Quality - Motorola Cellular Infrastructure Group
>"ME speak for Motorola? No, I don't think so . . ."
The Fizz
The Fuzz
The Fizzie Fuz
The Tearie Ass
The Cheek Flapper And the Poop Tally Poop
Bad spellers of the world UNTIE.
-Mike-
Dennis Schindler
RU>>
RU>>cushion creeper
RU>>silent but deadly
RU>>tear ass
RU>>
RU>>Awaiting your response with holded breath.
RU>Loud and proud
RU>Silent but violent
RU>Toe-curler
I may have missed it but I didn't see anybody suggest the standard one,
"cut the cheese" which leads me to the question:
What do they call it when Rush Limbaugh farts?
"Cutting the Limbaugher"
Michael Langdon
: cushion creeper
: silent but deadly
: tear ass
Swamp Gas
silent but violent
tear gas
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Tami The Beyond Belief
> In article <D6788...@world.std.com>, Arthur Edwards <a...@world.std.com>
wrote:
> >
> >Can anyone add to the list below?
> >
> >cushion creeper
> >silent but deadly
> >tear ass
> >
How about
ring stinger (my uncle uses this one)
neuclear wind attack (my brother's are these, a person could dry their
hair in his wind if one was so inclined)
butt burster
arse arsenal
death gas
Ryan Mackenzie
: > Can anyone add to the list below?
: >
: > cushion creeper
: > silent but deadly
: > tear ass
: - Silence breaker
: - Earthquake
: - After burner
: - Deodorant buster
: - Cut the crap !
: - Attention please !
: - Make way !
silent but violent
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Greg Bickel
>Noam Korem (kore...@netvision.net.il) wrote:
>: > Can anyone add to the list below?
>: >
>: > cushion creeper
>: > silent but deadly
>: > tear ass
>: - Silence breaker
>: - Earthquake
>: - After burner
>: - Deodorant buster
>: - Cut the crap !
>: - Attention please !
>: - Make way !
>silent but violent
To BEEF (ie.. Who Beefed)
Queef (Women Only)
,,, gr...@server.nlbbs.com ,,,
(o o) http://www.nlbbs.com/gab.htm (o o)
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The Northern Lights BBS Portland, Maine
Stephen Fast
Wayne Matthew Syvinski
I have a roommate who engages in the practice with distressing
frequency. He and my brother (who is my other roommate) work at the same
place, loading trucks. This stinky roommate, who I will simply call K,
entered a truck while someone else was also loading it. K then proceeded
to load his pants with "nerve gas". My brother was loading a truck two
trucks away, when he heard this awful scream (I'm not kidding!) and then
"Why don't you warn me when you do that?"
K was also with my brother and a friend, B, when another product of K
nuclear gut was issued forth. K let go while B was playing a video
game, which caused B to lose his game. B later commented, "It didn't
smell human."
Wayne M. Syvinski - syvi...@badlands.nodak.edu
Intrepid Graduate Student in Educational Administration
***********************************************
"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity."
--Raymond Berry
Timothy Miller - MHNG/W94
: RU>>Can anyone add to the list below?
: RU>>
: "Cutting the Limbaugher"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
the 'gambled and lost' fart
THE NICEST PERVERT YOU EVER MET
> stinger
> screech
> fluff
> thumper
>
Dont forget the good ole Flapper!
Doug Carroll | I dont pretend to understand womens'
00drc...@bsu.edu | little quirks, just one thing I know
Hobbes is REAL. -some T-shirt | for sure, chicks dig jerks!- Bill Hicks
Friends don't let friends watch Rush! Think for yourself! ;)
fmil...@kramer.brynmawr.edu
>From: dece...@ouray.cudenver.edu (Dopefish)
>Subject: Re: List of farts
>all...@lethbridgec.ab.ca wrote:
>: In article <D69JC...@pwa.acusd.edu>, bly...@pwa.acusd.edu (Barbara Lynch) writes:
>: > In article <D6788...@world.std.com>, Arthur Edwards <a...@world.std.com> wrote:
>: >>
>: >>Can anyone add to the list below?
>: >>
>: >>cushion creeper
>: >>silent but deadly
>: >>tear ass
>: >>
>: >>Awaiting your response with holded breath.
>: >
>: > Annie Banannie (I have a friend, named Annie, and sometimes she lets
>: > out these farts that are so aweful, that it takes 15 minutes for the
>: > smell to go away (with the windows open). So we jokingly call them
>: > Annie Banannies!
>: >
>: Well, here's my addition to the list. I can't take credit for thinkin' most
>: of them up, but what the heck, they still make me smile!
>: 1) Blame it on the doggie fart
>: 2) The lingering limburger
>: 3) Machine gun
>: 4) Silent stinker (derivative of entry #2 in above list)
>: 5) The vapor choke
>: 6) Rip-shit
>: 7) The snorter
>: 8) The lumpy one (sometimes called "oops!")
>: 9) The one that goes "Whoooosh!"
>: Well, I think that was offensive enough. gotta go! By the way, 'Barb' I can
>: probably cut one that will peel the skin off of an "Annie Banannie" 8-()
>air biscuit
>stinger
>screech
>fluff
>thumper
My father-in-law had two, I don't know how he came up with them:
Somebody dropped their groceries
or
Somebody shook the orange bush
bro...@syr.edu
>: > silent but deadly
>: > tear ass
>: - Earthquake
>: - After burner
>: - Deodorant buster
>: - Cut the crap !
>: - Attention please !
>: - Make way !
>
>silent but violent
bottom burp
did you hear what that asshole said behind my back!
slip a toot
Brian R. O'Hern
Manager Of Unix Systems
Ken
>all...@lethbridgec.ab.ca wrote:
>: In article <D69JC...@pwa.acusd.edu>, bly...@pwa.acusd.edu (Barbara Lynch) writes:
>: > In article <D6788...@world.std.com>, Arthur Edwards <a...@world.std.com> wrote:
>: >>
>: >>Can anyone add to the list below?
>: >>
>: >>cushion creeper
>: >>silent but deadly
>: >>tear ass
>: >>
>: >>Awaiting your response with holded breath.
>: >
>: > Annie Banannie (I have a friend, named Annie, and sometimes she lets
>: > out these farts that are so aweful, that it takes 15 minutes for the
>: > smell to go away (with the windows open). So we jokingly call them
>: > Annie Banannies!
>: >
>: Well, here's my addition to the list. I can't take credit for thinkin' most
>: of them up, but what the heck, they still make me smile!
>: 1) Blame it on the doggie fart
>: 2) The lingering limburger
>: 3) Machine gun
>: 4) Silent stinker (derivative of entry #2 in above list)
>: 5) The vapor choke
>: 6) Rip-shit
>: 7) The snorter
>: 8) The lumpy one (sometimes called "oops!")
>: 9) The one that goes "Whoooosh!"
>: Well, I think that was offensive enough. gotta go! By the way, 'Barb' I can
>: probably cut one that will peel the skin off of an "Annie Banannie" 8-()
>air biscuit
>stinger
>screech
>fluff
>thumper
How about "pocket thunder."
Erik Fuls
One that I have Heard, smelled, anf left is a popcorn fart. (It is a hot
burning, irritating fart that burns your asshole for 5 min. and sticks to
anything that it comes in contact with, and smells like a sewage plant.)
Mahesh Rao
How about "scud" and the person "scudaam".
This is how we used to refers to such "offensive attacks".
mahesh
cornholio
>One that I have Heard, smelled, anf left is a popcorn fart. (It is a hot
>burning, irritating fart that burns your asshole for 5 min. and sticks to
>anything that it comes in contact with, and smells like a sewage plant.)
>
>
z...@zap.yip
goes fukin POP, and burns all the way down to the corn on your toe. It only occurs after
you gorge on corn and give out a fukin fart that also shits out a fukin whole kernel of fukin corn,
and the heat cooks and pops it as it leaves the ole a-hole, just before fukin burning aforesaid
corn on toe. Now THAT'S a fukin popcorn fart, buddy.
Erik Fuls
I stand corrected!!
Karl Loren Houseknecht
The fizz
the fazz
the fizz-fazz
the rip-shit
the tear-ass
the snorter
and the one that goes "Whoooooooshhh!"
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Nicholas Swandel
1) Window rattler.
2) It smells like something crawled up your ass and died.
3) Whewwwww! I'd get that looked at if i were you.
4) Catch that and paint green. (St. Pat's day)
orly
<Pine.ULT.3.91.950416...@osuunx.ucc.okstate.edu>,
mah...@osuunx.ucc.okstate.edu says...
1. P.D.F- Pre Diaria Fart.
2. JET STREAM- IT CAN BURN YOUR ASS.
3.IBRAHIM- IT GOES LIKE: TARARARARARARARAAM!
THATS ALL FOLKS AND REMEMBER: FART= SO2(SOLFATE OXYGEN 2)
Woodduc601
The skivvy skorcher and the short shredder.
Ordos
Air biscut
Leslie Penner
If your really interested in fanny coughs.
Back in the early seventies One of your (U.S.) comedians George Carlin
did a brilliant sketch which dealt with these woofie gusset stompers.
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<<<< Start Worrying >>>>.
Leslie Penner
test return facility.
Artibartfast
G Mohan
>>Can anyone add to the list below?
>cushion creeper
>silent but deadly
>tear ass
> Annie Banannie (I have a friend, named Annie, and sometimes she lets
> out these farts that are so aweful, that it takes 15 minutes for the
> smell to go away (with the windows open). So we jokingly call them
> Annie Banannies!
: Well, here's my addition to the list. I can't take credit for thinkin' most
: of them up, but what the heck, they still make me smile!
: 1) Blame it on the doggie fart
: 2) The lingering limburger
: 3) Machine gun
: 4) Silent stinker (derivative of entry #2 in above list)
: 5) The vapor choke
: 6) Rip-shit
: 7) The snorter
: 8) The lumpy one (sometimes called "oops!")
: 9) The one that goes "Whoooosh!"
: Well, I think that was offensive enough. gotta go! By the way,
: probably cut one that will peel the skin off of an "Annie Banannie"
>air biscuit
>stinger
>screech
>fluff
>thumper
> How about "pocket thunder."
>How about "scud" and the person "scudaam".
>This is how we used to refers to such "offensive attacks".
> 1. P.D.F- Pre Diaria Fart.
> 2. JET STREAM- IT CAN BURN YOUR ASS.
> 3.IBRAHIM- IT GOES LIKE: TARARARARARARARAAM!
> THATS ALL FOLKS AND REMEMBER: FART= SO2(SOLFATE OXYGEN 2)
Here is my contibution.
You guys heard of "George Michael" jokes?
Ok this is how it goes.
What do u call a big fart?
Wham.
What do u call a small fart?
Careless whispers.
What does the big fart say to the small fart?
Wake me up before u go go.
--
You can call me gult.
Dave Wright
With all the ones ripped of from George Carlin, nobody has yet mentioned
the "Tear-ass".
Another I have not seen (ripped off from Buddy Hackett): "Women never
fart, but they're sometimes near a dog that does."
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says...
>
>
>If your really interested in fanny coughs.
>Back in the early seventies One of your (U.S.) comedians George Carlin
>did a brilliant sketch which dealt with these woofie gusset stompers.
>
I remember that! Let's see....I think it went like this:
The Fizz
The Fazz
The Fizz Fazz
The Rip-Shit
The Tear-Ass
The Snorter
..and the one that goes 'Whoosh'!
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Shaun Price
When she farts......her ankles swell!
Mama Bear
>G Mohan <gu...@india.ti.com> wrote:
>>
>> y...@somehost.somedomain (orly) wrote:
>> >>Can anyone add to the list below?
>>
>> >cushion creeper
>> >silent but deadly
>> >tear ass
>>
>> : 1) Blame it on the doggie fart
>> : 2) The lingering limburger
>> : 3) Machine gun
>> : 4) Silent stinker (derivative of entry #2 in above list)
>> : 5) The vapor choke
>> : 6) Rip-shit
>> : 7) The snorter
>> : 8) The lumpy one (sometimes called "oops!")
>> : 9) The one that goes "Whoooosh!"
[snip]
>> >air biscuit
>> >stinger
>> >screech
>> >fluff
>> >thumper
>> > How about "pocket thunder."
>>
>> >How about "scud" and the person "scudaam".
>> >This is how we used to refers to such "offensive attacks".
>>
>> > 1. P.D.F- Pre Diaria Fart.
>> > 2. JET STREAM- IT CAN BURN YOUR ASS.
>> > 3.IBRAHIM- IT GOES LIKE: TARARARARARARARAAM!
>> > THATS ALL FOLKS AND REMEMBER: FART= SO2(SOLFATE OXYGEN 2)
[snip]
>You know how you can tell if a woman is wearing panty hose???
>When she farts......her ankles swell!
George Carlin always said there are seven kinds of farts: the fizz, the fazz,
the fizz-fazz, the fazz-fizz, the ripshit, the tearass, and the kind that go
"whoosh". (it's funnier if you read it aloud.)
There's the
Fire Fart
Silent But Violent, aka the SBV
The Trademark Fart (Everyone has a distinct stink)
The Cheek-flapper
The Underwater Fart (the only visible fart)
Why do computer science majors smell so bad?
So blind people can hate them, too.
Somewhat irrelevant, very lame: Why are shits tapered?
A. So your ass doesn't slam shut on the way out.
SJba...@cc.weber.edu (Mama Bear)
Keep your stick on the ice, but don't blame me for what happens.
Hey, Guido, it's all so clear to me now. I'm the keeper of the CHEESE.
1973 VW SuperBeatle 1600cc (Harriet, Sweet Harriet)
