What, no Winnie mandela jokes yet? (in bad taste)
Jonathan Spencer
the ball rolling...
What's the difference between Winnie Mandela and a bucket of tripe? You
can put a bucket of tripe on trial.
What's the difference between Winnie Mandela and a prosecution witness?
You know where to find Winnie.
Did you know that Mandela United FC have been admitted to the Magic
Circle? (They can make *anyone* disappear)
JP M{kel{
> No Mandela jokes yet? My, my, we are getting slack. Well, just to get
> the ball rolling...
After Mandela was freed he attended to that grandiose rock concert in London,
with thousands of cheering people, megawatts of amplification and stuff.
During the broadcast, he was spotted, apparently whispering something to
Winnies ear. In fact, he didn't whisper. He shouted to get himself heard.
He shouted: "YOU ASK WHAT I AM THINKING? I AM THINKING ABOUT MY NICE LITTLE
QUIET CELL IN SOUTH AFRICA!"
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JP M{kel{
(Poor anglos, could afford only 26-character alphabet)
metl...@cc.Helsinki.fi mak...@kelo.metla.fi
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DISCLAIMER: "I never told the thruth so I can never tell a lie." (T.Waits)
J.M. Spencer
ANC - African National Carriers, removals a speciality.
David Gee
>No Mandela jokes yet?
Updated version of an old joke:
What have Winnie Mandela and a Trafalgar Square pigeon got in common?
They both sit on Nelson's column.
