Bart's prank calls to Moe's Bar
t_w...@animo.eurokom.ie
> Simpsons question:
> I'm drawing a blank as to the names Bart used in his prank calls
> to Moe's Bar.
>
> Here's a starter:
> Amanda Huggenkiss
>
> Anyone remember any more of them (I'm sure there are at least 15 - 20).
> Thanks...
>
"Anyone seen Mike Crotch ?"
" ... c'mon guys, one of you must be Homer Sexual"
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Lanny Fleming u
: Simpsons question:
: I'm drawing a blank as to the names Bart used in his prank calls
: to Moe's Bar.
: Here's a starter:
: Amanda Huggenkiss
: Anyone remember any more of them (I'm sure there are at least 15 - 20).
: Thanks...
The famous one, seen on a rerun here tonight is of course, Seymour Butts.
"Guys, I wanna Seymour Butts!"
That's all I can remember right now.
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How about:
Hugh Jazz: "Can someone check the washroom for a Hugh Jazz"
Homer Sexual: "Are any'a you guys a Homer Sexual?"
Try the alt.tv.simpsons newsgroup, I think they have a faq for this (I'm
not joking).
apoorv.
Andreas Dehmel
>Simpsons question:
>I'm drawing a blank as to the names Bart used in his prank calls
>to Moe's Bar.
>Here's a starter:
>Amanda Huggenkiss
>Anyone remember any more of them (I'm sure there are at least 15 - 20).
>Thanks...
>--
>Mark Osen
Yvonna Tinkle
Mike Rotch
...sorry, it's been a long time since I've had the chance to watch any
Simpsons (except for the horrible dubbed version).
Andreas
Gary Lee-Shong
>Simpsons question:
>I'm drawing a blank as to the names Bart used in his prank calls
>to Moe's Bar.
>
>Here's a starter:
>Amanda Huggenkiss
>
>Anyone remember any more of them (I'm sure there are at least 15 - 20).
>Thanks...
>
>--
>Mark Osen
How about this one ...
I. P. Freely
Cheers
Mark Smitka
>>Mark Osen
>Homer Sexual
>I.P. Freely
>Al Coholic
How about "Ivana Tinkle"? "Everyone put down your glasses,... Ivana Tinkle!"
<< Mark >>
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Jeff Ochs
>
>>Simpsons question:
>>I'm drawing a blank as to the names Bart used in his prank calls
>>to Moe's Bar.
>
>>Here's a starter:
>>Amanda Huggenkiss
>
>>Anyone remember any more of them (I'm sure there are at least 15 - 20).
>>Thanks...
>
>>--
I. P. Freely
Al Coholic
Bea O'Problem
Homer Sexual
Oliver Clothesoff (All of her clothes off)
Any more???
Jeff
Jessica Parsons
>Simpsons question:
>I'm drawing a blank as to the names Bart used in his prank calls
>to Moe's Bar.
>
>Here's a starter:
>Amanda Huggenkiss
>
>Anyone remember any more of them (I'm sure there are at least 15 - 20).
>Thanks...
>
>--
Homer Sexual
I.P. Freely
Al Coholic
That's all I can recall.
Jess
Thomas W. Satterlee
>From: Gary.L...@iplan.co.za (Gary Lee-Shong)
>Subject: Re: Bart's prank calls to Moe's Bar
>Date: Fri, 13 Jan 95 13:21:03 GMT
>I. P. Freely
>Cheers
I think there should be a list of joke names out there somewhere. Here is
my 2 cents worth.
Ben Dover
Mike Hunt
Anita Hunt
Hanover Fist
Harry Canyon
Mike Roch
Jack Meoffa
Buster Hymen
Harry Bush
Dick Smoker
Dick Hurtz
I.M. Huge
Jock Strap
Hugh G. Rection
Buck Naked
Cherry Forever
Any more???
"...Thinking that we're getting older and wiser,
when we're just getting old..." D. Gilmour
clt...@imap1.asu.edu
On Fri, 13 Jan 1995, Gary Lee-Shong wrote:
> Date: Fri, 13 JAN 95 13:21:03 GMT
> From: Gary Lee-Shong <Gary.L...@iplan.co.za>
> Newgroups: rec.humor
> Subject: Re: Bart's prank calls to Moe's Bar
dsan...@ubmail.ubalt.edu
of Bart's Prank Phone Calls to Moe:
Episode #
7G01 Al Coholic
7G03 I. P. Freeley
7G06 Jock Strap
7F11 Seymour Butts
7F15 Homer Sexual
7F22 Mike Rotch
8F02 I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my
butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
8F07 Hugh Jass
8F09 B.O. Problem
9F06 Amanda Hugginkiss
9F06 Ivana Tinkle
The episode numbers appear in the final credits of... um... each episode.
Beyond that, I'm not sure what their significance is.
MALIK HAMMED MAHMOUD,,Student Account
> In article <3f0oll$3s...@rohcs1.uhc.com>, mo...@rohcs1.uhc.com (Mark Osen) writes:
> > Simpsons question:
> > I'm drawing a blank as to the names Bart used in his prank calls
> > to Moe's Bar.
> >
> > Here's a starter:
> > Amanda Huggenkiss
> >
> > Anyone remember any more of them (I'm sure there are at least 15 - 20).
> > Thanks...
> >
>
> "Anyone seen Mike Crotch ?"
...Al Coholic
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In article <1995Jan14.1...@cs.mun.ca> dpe...@cs.mun.ca (Damian Penny) writes:
>>Here's a starter:
>>Amanda Huggenkiss
If they could get 'em past the censors, Lichter Slott and Heywood
Jablomee would work well.
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>>I'm drawing a blank as to the names Bart used in his prank calls
>>to Moe's Bar.
>>
>>Here's a starter:
>>Amanda Huggenkiss
Homer Sexual
I.P. Freely
Al Coholic
Hugh Jazz
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: Simpsons question:
: I'm drawing a blank as to the names Bart used in his prank calls
: to Moe's Bar.
: Here's a starter:
: Amanda Huggenkiss
: Anyone remember any more of them (I'm sure there are at least 15 - 20).
: Thanks...
: --
: Mark Osen
Ummm...how about Mike Hunt, Neil N'Bob, Harry Butt, ummm..I knew some
better ones but I think I forgot them....
--
Beth-Ann Gregoreski
james swift
Thats all I can think of now.....
James Swift
Glenn Channell
Don't forget Hugh Jass (the only call recipient to actually EXIST and BE
PRESENT at Moe's when the call comes in...)
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Margaret Chatfield
> Hey, you bozos cut this out! Nobody saw me. You
> can't prove a thing!
> --
Rick Banghart
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Or Phil McCracken.
(Or Phil McCrevess)
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Chris S. Cane
>Prank phone calls to Moe
> Al Coholic
> I. P. Freeley
> Jock Strap
> Seymour Butts
> Homer Sexual
> Mike Rotch
> Hugh Jass {as}
> B.O. Problem {as}
> Amanda Hugginkiss
> Ivana Tinkle
I remember ----------- Miles Long
Dick Daily
Mike Hunt
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> Simpsons question:
> I'm drawing a blank as to the names Bart used in his prank calls
> to Moe's Bar.
>
> Here's a starter:
> Amanda Huggenkiss
>
> Anyone remember any more of them (I'm sure there are at least 15 - 20).
> Thanks...
>
> --
> Mark Osen
I remember "I.P. Freely", but can't think of any more.
Tedd
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MATTHEW A. WETTER
>>In article 14...@animo.eurokom.ie, t_w...@animo.eurokom.ie () writes:
>>> In article <3f0oll$3s...@rohcs1.uhc.com>, mo...@rohcs1.uhc.com (Mark Osen) writes:
>
>>> "Anyone seen Mike Crotch ?"
>I think this is supposed to be "Mike Rotch" :)
>Here's some others:
> Hugh Jass
> Mike Rack
What about
Jaque Straap?
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> : I'm drawing a blank as to the names Bart used in his prank calls
> : to Moe's Bar.
> : Here's a starter:
> : Amanda Huggenkiss
> : Anyone remember any more of them (I'm sure there are at least 15 - 20).
> : Thanks...
> : --
> : Mark Osen
> better ones but I think I forgot them....
> --
Granted these are good, but they aren't Bart Simpson's. Some of his were
Ivana Tinkle, Hugh Jass.
Rock'n'Roll
Kirby
Janine Feil Jenkins
Janine Feil Jenkins
Northwestern University, Evanston, IL. USA
jff...@nwu.edu
Yet another prank...
Hugh Jass
Doug Olson
Lanny Fleming u <flem...@mach1.wlu.ca> wrote:
>Mark Osen (mo...@rohcs1.uhc.com) wrote:
>: Simpsons question:
>: I'm drawing a blank as to the names Bart used in his prank calls
>: to Moe's Bar.
The two best were:
Homer Sexual
Hugh Jass (Then a guy comes up to Moe and say "I'm Hugh Jass." I
think that was the funniest single joke I ever saw on TV.)
Matthew Van Zomeren
: > I'm drawing a blank as to the names Bart used in his prank calls
: > to Moe's Bar.
: >
: > Here's a starter:
: > Amanda Huggenkiss
: >
: > Anyone remember any more of them (I'm sure there are at least 15 - 20).
: > Thanks...
: >
: > --
: > Mark Osen
How about "Seymore Butts"
Atanas E. Entchev
How about Mike Hunt?
BCHRF
ET TU, BRUTE?
>: > Anyone remember any more of them (I'm sure there are at least 15 - 20).
>: > Thanks...
>: >
>: > --
>: > Mark Osen
>
>How about "Seymore Butts"
>
I've always been partial to "Al Koholic", "Hugh Jass", "Ivanna Tinkel", "B.
O'Problem".
Unfortunately, I can't spell.
ZA
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Eric C. Chien
Greetings all,
Well, no guarentee on the validity of some of these, but here
they are as they were posted in the last few weeks... I guess add to list
if you can think of anymore.
...Eric
1 Amanda Huggenkiss
2 Homer Sexual
3 I.P. Freely
4 Al Coholic
5 Ivana Tinkle
6 Stu Pididiot
7 Seymour Butz
8 Hugh G Rection
9 Anita Burger (Anna Frye)
10 Al E. Gator
11 Rick O'Shea
12 Ann Ticipation
13 Dr. Ben Dover (the Proctologist)
14 C.M.Rider
15 Hugh Jass
16 Mike Rack
17 Jaque Straap
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> > Simpsons question:
> > I'm drawing a blank as to the names Bart used in his prank calls
> > to Moe's Bar.
> >
> > Here's a starter:
> > Amanda Huggenkiss
> >
> > Thanks...
> >
>
>
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Moe: Moe's Tavern! Moe speaking.
Bart: Hello! Is Ben there?
Moe: Ben who?
Bart: Ben Dover!
Moe: Hold on I'll check. Uh, phone call for Ben, Ben Dover? Hey everybody! BEN DOVER!?
Homer: Okay! (he, Barney, Lenny, and Carl bend over)
(everyone laughs)
Moe: Wait, hold on, it's you isn't it!? Listen, I'm gonna crack your back so hard your bones will shatter if I find out who this little punk is! YOU HEAR ME!?
Bart: (he hangs up and laughs)