Interesting that a Carribean bordello is named after a breed of
cattle. Are there any named after sheep? A, um, friend of mine
wants to know. Yeah, a friend.
Maybe there's "The Burrowing Gerbil" somewhere? Or "The Non-Bursting
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> > Greetings. Hmmm... I know that place as the "Booger King"
> > Anyone else know cute names for favorite "restaurants"?
> How about:
> White Castle == The Black Shack, home of the gutt bomb
and...rectum rockets, ratburgers, sliders...
Why are there always 5 holes in WC's hamburgers?
Cause it takes 5 bullets to kill the rat!
"These walls that still surround me
Still contain the same old me
Just one more who's searching for
The world that ought to be" - RUSH, Circumstances
(aka Arthur Dent)
Here are some old standards:
Taco Bell == Taco Hell
Del Taco == Smell Crotcho
McDonalds == McDogBalls
"Only fools are positive." - Moe Howard
>> White Castle == The Black Shack, home of the gutt bomb
>and...rectum rockets, ratburgers, sliders...
>Why are there always 5 holes in WC's hamburgers?
>Cause it takes 5 bullets to kill the rat!
I've always called WC "Ptomaine Tower", and the burgers "belly bombs" or