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Learning to Spell With Darnell 2

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Richard

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Jun 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/2/96
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"This is learning to spell with Darnell. I be darnell Jackson, and today
we gonna spell the word _____. Spell it with me now, _____. Now, let's
use it in a sentence:

Catacomb: "I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight last year and sat next
to Don King, now someone oughta get that catacomb."

Mister: "My girlfriend went on vacation and I really mister."

Undermine: "There's a fine looking bitch living in the apartment right
undermine."

Cadaver: "I told my buddy Tyrone that I liked his sister and wanted to
see her, and he said I cadaver."

Paramour: "I was playing cards with my buddy Antoine the other night and
said what you got?. He said, 'I got an Ace high and you're going to need
a paramour to beat me.'"

Polyp: "On my way home from the Bulls game the other night, I was
involved in a five car polyp on I-88."

Urinal: "After the police broke down my front door last night, they
said, 'Darnell urinal lot of trouble.'"

Assert: "On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady
don't smell liquor on my breath."

Cantilever: "My old lady just bitch, bitch but no matter how hard I try,
I just cantilever."

Acoustic: "On my ninth birthday, my uncle rufus bought me acoustic and
then took me to the pool hall."


Pat WARRIOR Savino

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Jun 11, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/11/96
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Commonplace: "When you're finished with that job application, commonplace
it on my desk."

Reverend: "I'll think of a stupid sentence for this word if it takes me
for reverend ever."

Pat

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Pat "CousinIt" Savino Polytechnic University 2nd level CS Major
The Ultimate "Ultimate Warrior" Fan psav...@barney.poly.edu

____ __ _______ 'Poor...all my life I've always been poor
\ \ \ / \ / _____/ I keep askin' God what I'm for
\ \ \/ /\ \/ /____ And he tells me "Gee, I'm not sure"'
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\ \/ /\ \/ / PS - n - RS
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bigwo...@gmail.com

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Mar 7, 2020, 5:08:01 PM3/7/20
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On Sunday, June 2, 1996 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-4, Richard wrote:
> "This is learning to spell with Darnell. I be darnell Jackson, and today
> we gonna spell the word _____. Spell it with me now, _____. Now, let's
> use it in a sentence:
>
> Catacomb: "I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight last year and sat next
> to Don King, now someone oughta get that catacomb."
>
> Mister: "My girlfriend went on vacation and I really mister."
>
> Undermine: "There's a fine looking bitch living in the apartment right
> undermine."
>
> Cadaver: "I told my buddy Tyrone that I liked his sister and wanted to
> see her, and he said I cadaver."
>
> Paramour: "I was playing cards with my buddy Antoine the other night and
> said what you got?. He said, 'I got an Ace high and you're going to need
> a paramour to beat me.'"
>
> Polyp: "On my way home from the Bulls game the other night, I was
> involved in a five car polyp on I-88."
>
> Urinal: "After the police broke down my front door last night, they
> said, 'Darnell urinal lot of trouble.'"
>
> Assert: "On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady
> don't smell liquor on my breath."
>
> Cantilever: "My old lady just bitch, bitch but no matter how hard I try,
> I just cantilever."
>
> Acoustic: "On my ninth birthday, my uncle rufus bought me acoustic and
> then took me to the pool hall."

Potato: "All my friends try to tell me all this stuff, potato know shit"

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