Catacomb: "I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight last year and sat next
to Don King, now someone oughta get that catacomb."
Mister: "My girlfriend went on vacation and I really mister."
Undermine: "There's a fine looking bitch living in the apartment right
undermine."
Cadaver: "I told my buddy Tyrone that I liked his sister and wanted to
see her, and he said I cadaver."
Paramour: "I was playing cards with my buddy Antoine the other night and
said what you got?. He said, 'I got an Ace high and you're going to need
a paramour to beat me.'"
Polyp: "On my way home from the Bulls game the other night, I was
involved in a five car polyp on I-88."
Urinal: "After the police broke down my front door last night, they
said, 'Darnell urinal lot of trouble.'"
Assert: "On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady
don't smell liquor on my breath."
Cantilever: "My old lady just bitch, bitch but no matter how hard I try,
I just cantilever."
Acoustic: "On my ninth birthday, my uncle rufus bought me acoustic and
then took me to the pool hall."
Commonplace: "When you're finished with that job application, commonplace
it on my desk."
Reverend: "I'll think of a stupid sentence for this word if it takes me
for reverend ever."
Pat
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Pat "CousinIt" Savino Polytechnic University 2nd level CS Major
The Ultimate "Ultimate Warrior" Fan psav...@barney.poly.edu
____ __ _______ 'Poor...all my life I've always been poor
\ \ \ / \ / _____/ I keep askin' God what I'm for
\ \ \/ /\ \/ /____ And he tells me "Gee, I'm not sure"'
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\ \/ /\ \/ / PS - n - RS
\__/ \__/ 7/7/1995
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