Funny X-Rated MOVIE titles :-)

[Jeff Koenker - Ball State University - Muncie, IN]

Anybody out there have any good X-rated movie titles that
art take offs of TV or Movies???
Such as Genital Hospital, Little Oral Annie, Indiana Joan, Forrest Hump,
etc.....I always enjoy reading these crazy titles!!

[Mike Hayes]

What about my fav.. Jurrasic Pork!

Ram-Ho!

Free Willie?

[Shawn C. Elliott]

Jeff Koenker - Ball State University - Muncie, IN (00jrk...@bsuvc.bsu.edu) wrote:
: Anybody out there have any good X-rated movie titles that

: art take offs of TV or Movies???
: Such as Genital Hospital, Little Oral Annie, Indiana Joan, Forrest Hump,
: etc.....I always enjoy reading these crazy titles!!

:> There is a movie called "Foreskin Gump"
;> "A tale of two titties"
:> Crocodile-Rib Dundee

[UglySnail]

You entirely forgot about "The Joy Suck Club"

Ugly Snail,
"Why, I'm just your little ball of yarn today, aren't I?"

[Dean Bourloukas]

Here are some more funny (actual) titles:

The Hunt for Pink October
Pulp Friction
Intercourse with the Vampire
Killer Bimbos from Outer Space
A Clockwork Sex Fantasy

[Roderick Young]

I wonder if someone will try to do "Pochahontas". Now there's a hard
title to alter.

[Robert Bryan Lipton]

Roderick Young (ryo...@ppg01.sc.hp.com) wrote:
: I wonder if someone will try to do "Pochahontas". Now there's a hard
: title to alter.
Old Eddie Cantor song 'Who Played Poker with Pocahontas While John Smith
Was Away?'

Bob

[Kristian Bohm]

In article l...@hpscit.sc.hp.com, ryo...@ppg01.sc.hp.com (Roderick Young) writes:
>I wonder if someone will try to do "Pochahontas". Now there's a hard
>title to alter.

Well as it turns out Pochahontas is from a little known tribe, the 'hontas' tribe.
Well, all the tribe's women were very good looking and were known to be VERY easy.
So whenever a man from a neighbouring tribe wanted to go and get some action he
would tell his friends that he was going to 'poke a hontas'. To actually be NAMED
Pochahontas must have meant that she was the object of MANY mens affections!!!!
We ALL know how Disney likes to doctor up the REAL story!!!!! :>

Ciao,

Kristian

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[Samsara Vagabond]

ryo...@ppg01.sc.hp.com (Roderick Young) wrote:
>I wonder if someone will try to do "Pochahontas". Now there's a hard
>title to alter.

I hardly think that any movie with the word "Poke" in the
title is going to be any great challenge to our great nation's
porn suppliers.

Velcro of Samsara Vagabond
vaga...@mcgurkus.circus.com
http://www.circus.com/~vagabond/Velcro/

[Ron Brooks]

References: <3u3s2d$l...@hpscit.sc.hp.com>

RY> I wonder if someone will try to do "Pochahontas". Now there's a
RY> hard title to alter.

Poke-a-hinny
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[Edwin Parr Composite]

ryo...@ppg01.sc.hp.com (Roderick Young) writes:

>I wonder if someone will try to do "Pochahontas". Now there's a hard
>title to alter.
Pokethehooters?.

[Schuegraf]

Roderick Young (ryo...@ppg01.sc.hp.com) wrote:
: I wonder if someone will try to do "Pochahontas". Now there's a hard
: title to alter.

Poke-a-hooker

[sarah]

What really seems odd to me is that David Letterman had this "new" title
for one of his Top Ten Hugh Grant Movie Titles just last Wednesday
night...come on guys. Give Dave some credit!

[The Pek Kio Gentleman]

Schuegraf (schu...@ac.usfca.edu) wrote:

: Poke-a-hooker

Pochahontas goes to Hollywood.

or Pochahontas does Dallas.

:)

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[Ilene Appel]

: RY> I wonder if someone will try to do "Pochahontas". Now there's a
: RY> hard title to alter.

Poke-her-haunches

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[Joe Long]

>Roderick Young (ryo...@ppg01.sc.hp.com) wrote:
> I wonder if someone will try to do "Pochahontas". Now there's a hard
> title to alter.
>

Pochacuntas.

[Shane]

On 15 Jul 1995, The Pek Kio Gentleman wrote:

> Schuegraf (schu...@ac.usfca.edu) wrote:

> : Roderick Young (ryo...@ppg01.sc.hp.com) wrote:
> : : I wonder if someone will try to do "Pochahontas". Now there's a hard
> : : title to alter.
>

> : Poke-a-hooker
>
> Pochahontas goes to Hollywood.
>
> or Pochahontas does Dallas.
>
> :)

Pokahumpus

(No...I don't say things like that...it wasn't me!!!)

Shane

[James Young]

Samsara Vagabond (vaga...@mcgurkus.circus.com) wrote:

: ryo...@ppg01.sc.hp.com (Roderick Young) wrote:
: >I wonder if someone will try to do "Pochahontas". Now there's a hard
: >title to alter.

Poke her honkers?

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[Curtis (Life at Bayside) Berry]

On 13 Jul 1995, Roderick Young wrote:

> I wonder if someone will try to do "Pochahontas". Now there's a hard
> title to alter.
>
>

"Pokerhotass"

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[ha...@ansoft.com]

In article <3u5638$d...@noc.usfca.edu> schu...@ac.usfca.edu (Schuegraf) writes:

>Roderick Young (ryo...@ppg01.sc.hp.com) wrote:
>: I wonder if someone will try to do "Pochahontas". Now there's a hard
>: title to alter.
>

>Poke-a-hooker

Poke-her-hontas

[Bill Willoughby]

Ron Brooks (ron.b...@windmill.com) wrote:
: References: <3u3s2d$l...@hpscit.sc.hp.com>

: RY> I wonder if someone will try to do "Pochahontas". Now there's a
: RY> hard title to alter.

: Poke-a-hinny

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There's another one called "Poke-a-hot-ass" same concept, different words.

[Forrest Z. Marler]

jyo...@apanix.apana.org.au (James Young) wrote:

>: >I wonder if someone will try to do "Pochahontas". Now there's a hard
>: >title to alter.
>
>Poke her honkers?
>
>

So just who is Ahontas, and why would we want to poke her? Or is this related to "a
pig in a poke"?

[Bienvenu Jay]

Roderick Young (ryo...@ppg01.sc.hp.com) wrote:
>: I wonder if someone will try to do "Pochahontas". Now there's a hard
>: title to alter.

Simple.

Poca My Hontas.

You're welcome.
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[Engineer]

Re: Re: Funny X-Rated MOVIE titles :-)

> : I wonder if someone will try to do "Pochahontas". Now there's a hard
> : title to alter.

> Poke-a-hooker

Poke-a-hot-ass

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[Joey Cruz]

In article <3u3s2d$l...@hpscit.sc.hp.com>,

Roderick Young <ryo...@ppg01.sc.hp.com> wrote:
>I wonder if someone will try to do "Pochahontas". Now there's a hard
>title to alter.

POCHAHONTAS? What about FUCKAHONTAS..........

[Schuegraf]

Joey Cruz (jc...@etch-eshop.ME.Berkeley.EDU) wrote:

: Roderick Young <ryo...@ppg01.sc.hp.com> wrote:
: >I wonder if someone will try to do "Pochahontas". Now there's a hard
: >title to alter.

: POCHAHONTAS? What about FUCKAHONTAS..........

How reminiscent of a full-bodied Pinot Noir with delicately subtle and fruity
tones...

[Chris John Larsen]

On Tue, 18 Jul 1995 ha...@ansoft.com wrote:

> In article <3u5638$d...@noc.usfca.edu> schu...@ac.usfca.edu (Schuegraf) writes:

> >Roderick Young (ryo...@ppg01.sc.hp.com) wrote:
> >: I wonder if someone will try to do "Pochahontas". Now there's a hard
> >: title to alter.
> >

> >Poke-a-hooker
>
>
> Poke-her-hontas
>
>Poking-hontas
>

[SAUL N. SILBERT]

In a previous article, bp...@torfree.net (Shawn C. Elliott) says:

>Jeff Koenker - Ball State University - Muncie, IN (00jrk...@bsuvc.bsu.edu) wrote:
>: Anybody out there have any good X-rated movie titles that
>: art take offs of TV or Movies???
>: Such as Genital Hospital, Little Oral Annie, Indiana Joan, Forrest Hump,
>: etc.....I always enjoy reading these crazy titles!!
>
>:> There is a movie called "Foreskin Gump"
>;> "A tale of two titties"
>:> Crocodile-Rib Dundee
>
>

About 60 years ago ('35, or thereabouts) there was a mildly popular
movie called "One Heavenly Night". The principal actors were
John Boles, and Evelyn Laye. True story.

snsns

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Strip pocker Hotas

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While responding to a distress call, Sean Paxton wrote:

-> Strip pocker Hotas

poke her hotass

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[Robert J Kaufmann]

Engineer (engi...@alexus.cts.com) wrote:
: Re: Re: Funny X-Rated MOVIE titles :-)

[...]

There was an x-rated movie made in the late-70s called "Rectum Hell". =)
-Rob
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On Sunday, July 2, 1995 12:00:00 AM UTC-7, Jeff Koenker - Ball State University - Muncie, IN wrote:
> Anybody out there have any good X-rated movie titles that
> art take offs of TV or Movies???
> Such as Genital Hospital, Little Oral Annie, Indiana Joan, Forrest Hump,
> etc.....I always enjoy reading these crazy titles!!

Scrotal Recall

[Borax Man]

Is this a record, reviving a thread which is 18 years old?

I'll bite....

Glad he ate her
Womb Raider

and this one, though not real, was suggested by someone.

The men who stare at Goatse