911 call--deer in backseat
James M. Wilson
call from somewhere in Florida where this black guy had stopped
at a phone booth to call 911 because a deer he had picked up for
dead along the road had come alive in his back seat and bit his
neck. It was the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. Any
copies around??
--
Colin R. HeichmaN
: Earlier this year a local radio station was playing a real 911
Is that the one where he's calls for a "Bambulence" and he gets attacked
by the dog? It's great. I might be able to find it. e-mail me and I'll
try to send it out. (I guess I could digitize it, but it would be huge!)
Along the smae lines, does anyone have any of the tape of the prank calls
by "Mark Knofler"?
--Colin
RIFFLE
know who gets the Deer , Him or the Dog
JUSTME
75040...@CompuServe.COM (James M. Wilson) writes:
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> M. Wilson)
> Newsgroups: rec.humor
> Subject: 911 call--deer in backseat
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Yeah, I may stilll have a copy around.....
I will look for you. I will be going out of town 'ntil after
New Years when I return I will try to find my copy ...
"I'm at the F**king Stop & Go."
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Mark Jardine Internet: mt...@chevron.com
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Terry Weadock
I used to have a copy but it bit me in the f*cking neck. I was at a
motherf8cking phone booth.
taw
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dre...@cbx.sccsi.com
> >Earlier this year a local radio station was playing a real 911
> >call from somewhere in Florida where this black guy had stopped
> >at a phone booth to call 911 because a deer he had picked up for
> >dead along the road had come alive in his back seat and bit his
> >neck. It was the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. Any
> >copies around??
Yeah, a friend of mine has it. Dunno if the printed word would have
quite the same effect.... :)
THE Poet
: > >Earlier this year a local radio station was playing a real 911
: > >call from somewhere in Florida where this black guy had stopped
: > >at a phone booth to call 911 because a deer he had picked up for
: > >dead along the road had come alive in his back seat and bit his
: > >neck. It was the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. Any
: > >copies around??
This tale is also reprinted in "The Big Book of Urban Legends" and I doubt
that it ever really ocurred. If there's a tape of such a phone call, I
suspect that it was staged.
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Kevin Page
I don't think the driver enjoyed the Publicity though......
Kevin Page
William J. Evans
:It happened, a DJ here in Chicago played the tape and had the guy on the phone. The tape was so damn funny I nearly ran off the road.
:I don't think the driver enjoyed the Publicity though......
Can you name the station, date, and time?
No, I thought not.
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Elaine Bernstein
.: > >Earlier this year a local radio station was playing a real 911 .
.: > >call from somewhere in Florida where this black guy had stopped .
.: > >at a phone booth to call 911 because a deer he had picked up for.
.: > >dead along the road had come alive in his back seat and bit his .
.: > >neck. It was the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. Any .
.: > >copies around?? .
. .
.This tale is also reprinted in "The Big Book of Urban Legends" and I .
.doubt that it ever really ocurred. If there's a tape of such a phone .
.call, I suspect that it was staged. .
.(1:2613/335.0) .
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Hi! Yes, there is such a recording of that call. My friends had it and
gave me a copy. It IS the most hilarious thing! I laughed so hard that I
cried.
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ken.w...@gtri.gatech.edu
>From: w...@netcom.com (William J. Evans)
>Subject: Re: 911 call--deer in backseat
>Date: Thu, 5 Jan 1995 13:41:33 GMT
>Kevin Page <jkp...@mcs.com> wrote:
>:It happened, a DJ here in Chicago played the tape and had the guy on the phone. The tape was so damn funny I nearly ran off the road.
>:I don't think the driver enjoyed the Publicity though......
>
>Can you name the station, date, and time?
>
>No, I thought not.
>
>--
for a full day. This was because of the heavy load of requests it was
generating. After this they refused to play it anymore. I did manage to make
a tape of it before they quit playing it. The first time I heard it I almost
wrecked too.
Sorry - No, I'm not making copies for anybody.
Ken Waters
Georgia Tech
Robert Drongowski
In article <wjeD1x...@netcom.com> William J. Evans, w...@netcom.com
writes:
>Kevin Page <jkp...@mcs.com> wrote:
>:It happened, a DJ here in Chicago played the tape and had the guy on
the
in 1993, or early 1994. At any rate, I've heard it on the local classic
rock station while driving to work. It's often played when the usual
jocks take a vacation and the fill-in's use the best humor snipettes from
the past.
This is the best true event taping I've heard in a long time.
Barry Fowler
Also, someone put it on voicemail here and passed it around to the extent
that the V-mail administrators got pissed off because so much disc space
was used from it.
It does exist. Whether or not the event actually happened, who knows
but I know for a fact that it's "real".
Tom Sardella
>It's true, the radio station here in Atlanta replayed it every 15 minutes
>for a full day. This was because of the heavy load of requests it was
>generating. After this they refused to play it anymore. I did manage to make
>a tape of it before they quit playing it. The first time I heard it I almost
>wrecked too.
>Sorry - No, I'm not making copies for anybody.
For Mac users, there're a couple of sound files floating around
with this call. Following is from an archie search. Basically,
it's available from info-mac sites:
Host plaza.aarnet.edu.au
Location: /micros/mac/info-mac/snd
FILE -r--r--r-- 649150 Jan 22 1994 bambulance-the-directors-cut.hqx
FILE -r--r--r-- 604671 Jan 20 1994 i-need-a-bambulance.hqx
Host nic.switch.ch
Location: /mirror/info-mac/snd
FILE -rw-rw-r-- 649150 Jan 21 1994 bambulance-the-directors-cut.hqx
FILE -rw-rw-r-- 604671 Jan 19 1994 i-need-a-bambulance.hqx
Location: /mac/snd
FILE -r--r--r-- 649150 Jan 20 1994 bambulance-the-directors-cut.hqx
FILE -r--r--r-- 604671 Jan 18 1994 i-need-a-bambulance.hqx
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Tom Sardella Phone: 301-286-7686
Network Control Systems Branch/Code 532 Fax: 301-286-1724
NASA/Goddard Space Flight Center GSFCmail: TSARDELLA
Greenbelt, MD 20771 email: Tom.Sa...@gsfc.nasa.gov
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Tom Sardella Phone: 301-286-7686
Network Control Systems Branch/Code 532 Fax: 301-286-1724
NASA/Goddard Space Flight Center GSFCmail: TSARDELLA
Craig Powell
: suspect that it was staged.
No way! I had a copy of the tape, and it was VERY difficult to decipher,
but it was a riot! My brother also had a copy which he got from someone
he worked with.
The story was that the guy was driving along, a dog chased a deer across
the road in front of him, he hit the deer, and having "killed" it was
going to take it home to get it "fixed". The deer having been stunned,
came to life, bit him on the leg, the dog came back, and chased him into
the phone booth also having bit him. The funniest line is when he asks
the 911 operator to send someone with a gun to shoot the f@#kin' dog!
Kevin Fason
: >It's true, the radio station here in Atlanta replayed it every 15 minutes
: >for a full day. This was because of the heavy load of requests it was
: >generating. After this they refused to play it anymore. I did manage to make
: >a tape of it before they quit playing it. The first time I heard it I almost
: >wrecked too.
Its been played locally here in Denver for the last 2-3 years. Its also
on a local station CD that was made. Called "The Best of the Dean and Rog
show", station is KBPI, its at 106.7 now (I much prefered KAZY, but KBPI
bought em out, the dicks...) but it was at 105.9 at the time... I have
the CD. The disc has some of their pranks and song spoofs (Broncos) and
"Red Neck Roy". I think they released one or two more best of discs. I
don't know, I quit listening to them when they took over KAZY, now i just
listen to my disc collection, MTV, or KTCL...
I *MAY* record it if anyone is interested. DOn't hold your breath though,
as I don't have any cables to goto my computer from my STEreo right now...
--
- Kevin Fason "kfa...@csn.net"
I would love to sit here and watch my brain cells die one by one, but I CANT!
Go RAMMIES! AIESEC CSU
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Randy Lee Bennett
>For Mac users, there're a couple of sound files floating around
>with this call. Following is from an archie search. Basically,
>it's available from info-mac sites:
>Host plaza.aarnet.edu.au
> Location: /micros/mac/info-mac/snd
> FILE -r--r--r-- 649150 Jan 22 1994 bambulance-the-directors-cut.hqx
> FILE -r--r--r-- 604671 Jan 20 1994 i-need-a-bambulance.hqx
>Host nic.switch.ch
> Location: /mirror/info-mac/snd
> FILE -rw-rw-r-- 649150 Jan 21 1994 bambulance-the-directors-cut.hqx
> FILE -rw-rw-r-- 604671 Jan 19 1994 i-need-a-bambulance.hqx
>Host romulus.ucs.uoknor.edu
> Location: /mac/snd
> FILE -r--r--r-- 649150 Jan 20 1994 bambulance-the-directors-cut.hqx
> FILE -r--r--r-- 604671 Jan 18 1994 i-need-a-bambulance.hqx
They are indeed at these sites and it is worth getting. Thank you very much for the posting.
Randy
Todd Potter
for them to send a "ah Bambulance"
Jerry Laplante
TP*>the road in front of him, he hit the deer, and having "killed" it was
TP*>going to take it home to get it "fixed". The deer having been stunned,
TP*>came to life, bit him on the leg, the dog came back, and chased him into
TP*>the phone booth also having bit him. The funniest line is when he asks
TP*>the 911 operator to send someone with a gun to shoot the f@#kin' dog!
TP*>
TP*No, I think the funniest thing was that he had a very southern accent & kept
TP*ing
TP*for them to send a "ah Bambulance"
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: gave me a copy. It IS the most hilarious thing! I laughed so hard that I
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Paul Pelton
jerry.l...@filebank.cts.com writes:
>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Shut up, geek. Don't waste my time. And if all you're going to post is
that you're bored to death by the stuff that's posted up here, stop
reading the newsgroup and just assume that we'll all know you're bored.
Get a new signature.
Jeffrey Daro
: No, I thought not.
Yeah and a friend of mine's father is a cop and told us the story of a
dispatcher hat fielded that call, in NJ. Urban folklore run rampid. I
am sure everyone knows the eddy murphy in the elvator story to.
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MarkDon
that night
Bob Ross
> > >neck. It was the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. Any
> > >copies around??
has a copy here is your chance to make a little $$$$$$!
ind0...@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu
> > > >neck. It was the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. Any
> > > >copies around??
>
> I have heard this also and would LOVE to get my hands oin a copy!
Anyone who
> has a copy here is your chance to make a little $$$$$$!
There is a radio station here in Orlando, FL that played that 911 tape,
and made up a take off of a Jimmi Hendrix song called 'He man, what you
doing with that deer in your car'. <as opposed to 'what you doing what
that gun in your hand'>, anyway call long distance information and as
for the number for WDIZ Rock 100, 100.3 on you FM dial in Florida.
Darrin Bright
>The tape is somewhat of a hoax....a cop was initiating a new dispatcher
>that night
No, its real. I have a copy of it somewhere, a radio station in Vacaville
got ahold of the tape and played it on the air a few times.
"Where are you?"
"Hode on..." *pause*
"I'm at the Stop N Go. Thats it, I'm at the motherfuckin' Stop N Go..."
Tim Fischer
Someone already mentioned that it's available via ftp on the INFO-MAC
archives (mirrors all around the world, don't have the sites handy
now...), in the SOUNDS directory, under "I-NEED-A-BAMBULANCE" or something
like that... You'll either need a BinHex/Stuffit and also a Mac, or a
program that plays Mac Sys 7 sounds on your platform.
I didn't think it was all that funny myself, but that's just me...
OBJoke: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? Shove your
hand up the bell and hit lots of wrong notes...
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Jeffrey L. Thomas
>"Where are you?"
>"Hode on..." *pause*
>"I'm at the Stop N Go. Thats it, I'm at the motherfuckin' Stop N Go..."
could you send me or post a trascript of this please. I have only hear it
a few time, a few years ago and I still laugh my ass of thinking about it.
Jeffery L. Thomas
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Bob Combs
>
>>"Hode on..." *pause*
>
>>"I'm at the Stop N Go. Thats it, I'm at the motherfuckin' Stop N Go..."
>
Likewise, I would also like a copy or post of the transcript.
My ass is big 'nuff that I need to laugh it off every once in a
while.
Regards and thanks in advance,
Bob C.
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James M. Wilson
For a copy of a CD containing the 911 call:
Send $12 with name and address to:
Sammy Demo
The Leukemia Society
3101 Maguire Blvd, Suite 225
Orlando, FL 32803
And yes, you will laugh your ass off!!
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Andrew J. Templin
>
> For a copy of a CD containing the 911 call:
>
> Send $12 with name and address to:
[ ... ]
> And yes, you will laugh your ass off!!
Or, just look around with Archie for the file "Bambalance" and you'll
get a FREE version by FTP.
Objoke: The Clinton Presidency
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