Canine quotes
Larry Krzewinski
look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of
at!'"
- Sean Connery
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
they went."
- Will Rogers
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
- Franklin P. Jones
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his
water bowl."
- Penny Ward Moser
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down."
- Robert Benchley
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult."
- Rita Rudner
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you're
wonderful."
- Ann Landers
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face."
- Ben Williams
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself."
- Josh Billings
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half
a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
- Anne Tyler
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
- James Thurber
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea."
- Robert A. Heinlein
Lisa
Larry Krzewinski wrote...
> "You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a
> look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of
> at!'"
> - Sean Connery
<snipped rest of doggy talk>
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens."
--Abraham Lincoln
"If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our
favorite cat, they, too, would purr."
--Martin Buxbaum
"We need a word for all the kitty-prints that are all over my windshield
because the cats like to lie on my hood when the car is still warm."
--Megan Coughlin
"When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me
rather than I with her?"
--Montaigne
"After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly
suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference."
--Charlotte Gray
"You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find
humans useful domestic animals."
--George Mikes
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have
many other fine qualities as well."
--Missy Dizick
"There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to
come off as a sane person." --Dan Greenberg
"Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the
way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible."
--Roger Caras
"No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of
masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch."
--Leo Dworken
"By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find
themselves happier with a dog."
--Barbara Holland
"Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they
spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal
grooming is to roll in a dead fish."
--James Gorman
Larry Krzewinski
ME-OW! <g>
Larry
Why did I think that I'd get this sort of response when I posted
"Canine quotes?"
Greg Evans
> Why did I think that I'd get this sort of response when
> I posted "Canine quotes?"
Perhaps because this is a depressingly predictable bunch...
Lisa
Greg Evans wrote...
Can't beat the company around here though... but some [no names] could use a
good swift kick.<g>
Alan
And some could use a hug. <g>
Lisa
Alan wrote...
>Lisa wrote:
> >Greg Evans wrote...
> >> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >>
> >> > Why did I think that I'd get this sort of response when
> >> > I posted "Canine quotes?"
> >>
> >> Perhaps because this is a depressingly predictable bunch...
> >
> >Can't beat the company around here though... but some [no names] could
use a
> >good swift kick.<g>
> >
> And some could use a hug. <g>
It's Father's Day Alan, I'm sure you're getting lots of hugs from your kids.
I woke up early, thought about driving to my parents house and making my dad
breakfast in bed... then I came to my senses, yawned and went back to sleep.
Alan
>
>Alan wrote...
>>Lisa wrote:
>> >Greg Evans wrote...
>
>> >> Perhaps because this is a depressingly predictable bunch...
>> >
>> >Can't beat the company around here though... but some [no names] could
>use a
>> >good swift kick.<g>
>> >
>> And some could use a hug. <g>
>
>It's Father's Day Alan, I'm sure you're getting lots of hugs from your kids.
No kids here today.
I was thinking of giving hugs. Want one?
>
>I woke up early, thought about driving to my parents house and making my dad
>breakfast in bed... then I came to my senses, yawned and went back to sleep.
>
I have to go to see my kids instead of them coming here.
Greg Evans
> Can't beat the company around here though... but some
> [no names] could use a good swift kick.<g>
So you can kick them, but you can't beat them? How much difference is
there, really, between the two?
Greg
pacifist
Lisa
Greg Evans wrote...
There's a big difference - one is done with the foot one with the hand.
G Swaine
> "Lisa" <mer...@msn.com> wrote:
> > Greg Evans wrote...
> >> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >>
> >> > Why did I think that I'd get this sort of response when
> >> > I posted "Canine quotes?"
> >>
> >> Perhaps because this is a depressingly predictable bunch...
> >
> > Can't beat the company around here though... but some [no names]
> > could use a good swift kick.<g>
Hey! No fair!
You said no names, and then you posted my name!
I'm telling on you!
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G Swaine
> "Lisa" <mer...@msn.com> wrote:
> > Greg Evans wrote...
> >> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >> > Why did I think that I'd get this sort of response when
> >> > I posted "Canine quotes?"
> >>
> >> Perhaps because this is a depressingly predictable bunch...
> >
> > Can't beat the company around here though... but some [no names]
could
> > use a good swift kick.<g>
Well, if you'd learn some patience, you'll get your kick when it's
your turn.
And not before.
Lisa
"G Swaine" <g.sw...@the.gluepot.com> wrote in message
news:af0kac$2v0u$1...@news.comnet.co.nz...
> "Alan " <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote ...
> > "Lisa" <mer...@msn.com> wrote:
> > > Greg Evans wrote...
> > >> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >>
> > >> > Why did I think that I'd get this sort of response when
> > >> > I posted "Canine quotes?"
> > >>
> > >> Perhaps because this is a depressingly predictable bunch...
> > >
> > > Can't beat the company around here though... but some [no names]
> > > could use a good swift kick.<g>
>
> Hey! No fair!
>
> You said no names, and then you posted my name!
>
> I'm telling on you!
No where here do I see your name.
Lisa
G Swaine wrote...
> "Alan " <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote ...
> > "Lisa" <mer...@msn.com> wrote:
> > > Greg Evans wrote...
> > >> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >> > Why did I think that I'd get this sort of response when
> > >> > I posted "Canine quotes?"
> > >>
> > >> Perhaps because this is a depressingly predictable bunch...
> > >
> > > Can't beat the company around here though... but some [no names]
> could
> > > use a good swift kick.<g>
>
> Well, if you'd learn some patience, you'll get your kick when it's
> your turn.
>
> And not before.
I have no patience... When's it my turn?
Larry Krzewinski
He meant the <g>, as in G Swaine.
Greg Evans
> >> > > Can't beat the company around here though... but some
> >> > > [no names] could use a good swift kick.<g>
> >> Hey! No fair!
> >> You said no names, and then you posted my name!
> >> I'm telling on you!
> >No where here do I see your name.
>
> He meant the <g>, as in G Swaine.
Thank you, Captain Exposition.
Lisa
"Larry Krzewinski" <NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote in message
news:ela9huoggddmqndd5...@4ax.com...
Maybe if I wasn't half cut I would have guessed that.
Larry Krzewinski
>> >> > >> > Why did I think that I'd get this sort of response when
>> >> > >> > I posted "Canine quotes?"
>> >> > >>
>> >> > >> Perhaps because this is a depressingly predictable bunch...
>> >> > >
>> >> > > Can't beat the company around here though... but some [no names]
>> >> > > could use a good swift kick.<g>
>> >>
>> >> Hey! No fair!
>> >>
>> >> You said no names, and then you posted my name!
>> >>
>> >> I'm telling on you!
>> >
>> >No where here do I see your name.
>>
>> He meant the <g>, as in G Swaine.
>
>Maybe if I wasn't half cut I would have guessed that.
Your turn! Half cut needs a definition.
Captain Exposition
Timo Salmi
Major Revelation!
All the best, Timo (aka Perfesser Pundit in news:rec.humor)
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Greg Evans
> > Thank you, Captain Exposition.
>
> Major Revelation!
I guess he's covering for General Clue Les Ness.
Lisa
Larry Krzewinski wrote...
I was drunk.
Larry Krzewinski
One and one half sheets to the wind?
Alan
Isn't that Clue Les Nesmith?
>
Alan
Larry Krzewinski
At WKRP in Cincinnati? Johnny Fever was my hero!
Lisa
Alan wrote...
No, pretty much all the way.
Greg Evans
> >>I guess he's covering for General Clue Les Ness.
> >Isn't that Clue Les Nesmith?
>
> At WKRP in Cincinnati? Johnny Fever was my hero!
Nessman - get it right! Geez, if your memory's *that* degraded, google.com
is only a few keystrokes away...
Greg
who had the hots for Bailey
Alan
<greg...@charter.net> wrote:
>Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>> >>I guess he's covering for General Clue Les Ness.
>> >Isn't that Clue Les Nesmith?
>>
>> At WKRP in Cincinnati? Johnny Fever was my hero!
>
>Nessman - get it right! Geez, if your memory's *that* degraded, google.com
>is only a few keystrokes away...
Sorry, must have been thinking of Mike Nesmith.
>
>Greg
>who had the hots for Bailey
Me too.
>
>
Greg Evans
> >Greg
> >who had the hots for Bailey
>
> Me too.
So, I'm not the *only* lame-o loser, then....
Larry Krzewinski
Perhaps "King of the" but not the *only*. <g>
Bailey was pretty hot. I never saw her again after that show.
G Swaine
> "Greg Evans" <greg...@charter.net> wrote:
> >Alan wrote:
> >> >Greg
> >> >who had the hots for Bailey
Who was Bailey?
I seem to recall a brunette who worked there, and wore some glasses.
Was that her?
Or was it the blonde Loni Anderson?
(I haven't seen the show in 5+ years [it was a 5th or 6th repeat in
the "noone's watching - they're all still driving home/preparing
dinner to be interested" dead time around 4:30-5:30 timeframe])
> >> Me too.
> >
> > So, I'm not the *only* lame-o loser, then....
>
> Perhaps "King of the" but not the *only*. <g>
>
> Bailey was pretty hot. I never saw her again after that show.
<greg>
Lucky you. All we mere mortals could do was watch her on the TV - you
got to see her.
</greg>
(Okay - that's not how Greg would've said it. I'm not _that_ far back
in the gene pool. Sorry)
Larry Krzewinski
<g.sw...@the.gluepot.com> wrote:
>I'm not _that_ far back in the gene pool.
Yes, you are. <g>
Greg Evans
> >So, I'm not the *only* lame-o loser, then....
>
> Perhaps "King of the" but not the *only*. <g>
Quiet, foole....
Larry Krzewinski
Whatever you say sire.